I forget how hialrious this band is

> unironically

STRAIGHT TESTOSTERONE BOYS

LET'S PLAY SPEED METAL

AND WRESTLE

> unmemetically

LOSER GETS RAPED

oh no pantera is fucking great when viewed in the lens of a joke the creaters weren't in on

http://www.deathmetal.org/news/winner-of-pantera-slashfic-contest-announced/

FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7gp5qFtay4

SORRY <@189151113776201729>

dimebag darrel was my first boyfriend

I was second place

@HeimatFreiheitTradition BEST ILDJARN ALBUM EVER

I think i was not first because brett was fearful of feeling nepotistic

http://www.deathmetal.org/news/pantera-erotic-short-story-contest/#comment-539465

COMPETITION WAS...

STIFF

you totally know

my story was the best

i wish i edited it better

SEEK PUBLICATION

WHEN IS THE NEXT CANT STUMP TRUMP COMING OUT

WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR AGES

TRUMP 4 RUMP

ILL BE ABLE TO SEE WHEN I AM ORACLE

I also used to own /u/CantStumpTheTrump

Im here

3.3 SECONDS!!!!1!

HOLDRIO DUWIDUWIDI YAHAHA

3.3 INCHES!

<@189151113776201729> TRICK IS TO HOLD UP AN INCHWORM -- "LOOK HONEY A SIX INCH WORM!"

DO YOU GUYS LIKE GUACAMOLE?

17 INCHES FOR SURE

YUGE

YES WE LOVE GUACAMOLE

that fucking gif

NO ONE LIKES GUAC MORE THAN I DO

fuck my sides

i dont need them anyway