MONDAY: DO NOT SQUAT ON GRATE

TUESDAY: SQUAT ON GRATE. ALL DAY.

brett is communicating with his inner slav

WED-SAT: DO NOT SQUAT ON GRATE.

all vodka is good. tis my czech people's one contribution... no wait that was beer

SUNDAY: SQUAT ON GRATE. ALL DAY.

CZECH BEER IS FANTASTIC

AT LEAST

WHAT I HAVE HAD

american and belgians are best

BUT I DO NOT DRINK AS MUCH BEER

yes, have you been to the Czech Stop in West, TX?

AS MR. McSNAIL HIMSELF @MentalSyntaxError

I HAVE NOT

best goddam kolaces in the world

THE ENTIRE CZECH REGION HAS FANTASTIC FOOD

I ALWAYS STOP AT THE BAKERY IN ELLINGER

HRUSKA'S?

you can say that again

yes that's it

THEY ARE ALWAYS SQUATTING ON GRATES BUT

KILLER FOOD

there is also a great Czech general store in Ballinger

JUST WHAT ONE NEEDS

WHEN DRIVING BACK FROM AUSTIN

I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE

SO MANY PLACES TO VISIT

JUST IN TEXAS

BEST NATION-STATE ON EARTH

yes, you can make texas it's on nation and i'd still not die of boredom

WORKING ON IT!

SECESSION IS AN AWESOME IDEA

LET NYC WITHER

I MEAN

GO ITS OWN WAY

let's make a white house petition to "kick" texas out of the country, the left will fall of it then we get our own country, whoo hoo

YGTOW

THAT WOULD BE GREAT

TEXAS IS HORRIBLE, GET RID OF IT

DON'T THROW ME IN THAT BRIAR PATCH

Without TX Trump wouldn't be president. Kick them out!