FIGURED IF WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SNAILS AND BEETS

THAT WE ARE SQUATTING ON GRATES

typical slavs

i only squat on grates 25% of the time

THIS VODKA IS GOOD. WELL, NO IT IS NOT, BUT IT IS VODKA

HAHA!

MONDAY: DO NOT SQUAT ON GRATE

TUESDAY: SQUAT ON GRATE. ALL DAY.

brett is communicating with his inner slav

WED-SAT: DO NOT SQUAT ON GRATE.

all vodka is good. tis my czech people's one contribution... no wait that was beer

SUNDAY: SQUAT ON GRATE. ALL DAY.

CZECH BEER IS FANTASTIC

AT LEAST

WHAT I HAVE HAD

american and belgians are best

BUT I DO NOT DRINK AS MUCH BEER

yes, have you been to the Czech Stop in West, TX?

AS MR. McSNAIL HIMSELF @MentalSyntaxError

I HAVE NOT

best goddam kolaces in the world

THE ENTIRE CZECH REGION HAS FANTASTIC FOOD

I ALWAYS STOP AT THE BAKERY IN ELLINGER

HRUSKA'S?

you can say that again

yes that's it

THEY ARE ALWAYS SQUATTING ON GRATES BUT

KILLER FOOD

there is also a great Czech general store in Ballinger

JUST WHAT ONE NEEDS

WHEN DRIVING BACK FROM AUSTIN

I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE

SO MANY PLACES TO VISIT

JUST IN TEXAS

BEST NATION-STATE ON EARTH

yes, you can make texas it's on nation and i'd still not die of boredom

WORKING ON IT!

SECESSION IS AN AWESOME IDEA

LET NYC WITHER

I MEAN

GO ITS OWN WAY