perfect woman don't exist

Like, it's got hairs on the bottom of the "back" to move around

Just take all the important parts of *gets arrested by SJW overlords*

:^)

I imagine that it would be a sea creature of some sort

Oh good lord. o_o

Now, you know what I would want to see ?

a cupcake?

Who would win, Astolfo plushie or sexy Tina ?

I don't know

I tried googling that

this is what I got...

lol

That is legit adorable

It looks like a pokemon

NO. NONONONONO

hmm. what type would it be?

I meant this abomination

fallipichu

it's haunted

Fairy type

What does it evolve into?

A functioning adult

a weeb

Babies don't take the fallopian tube with them....

the one I posted evolves you, to gay

it sheds its Fallopian-ness

I wonder what pokemon taste like

ugh I gotta finish my kernel patch and issue an RFC to the maintainer today

There are in-universe instances of humans eating pokemon.

Also, why aren't you in gamer?

gamer?

umm.. didn't knew Linus is a TIm Pool fan

there's a gamer role

I am not intelligent enough to be linus

I dunno

Not really a rolefag

I'm not even intelligent enough to write kernel patches so ..

The role actually adds the optional gaming channels to your list.

^