Message from @Swedishmafia101

Discord ID: 472132526639415308


2018-07-26 19:47:33 UTC  

Well, nobody *natively* speaks Esperanto

2018-07-26 19:47:40 UTC  

you could make up your own language

2018-07-26 19:47:44 UTC  

just tolkien it

2018-07-26 19:47:57 UTC  

esperanto? sounds fake

2018-07-26 19:47:59 UTC  

I suppose I could submit the lines to what's his name, Captain Kirk, and ask him to translate

2018-07-26 19:48:02 UTC  

It is fake

2018-07-26 19:48:10 UTC  

It was made up in 1886 or something like that

2018-07-26 19:48:15 UTC  

But around 5 million people speak it

2018-07-26 19:48:38 UTC  

It was intended to be a universal language

2018-07-26 19:48:45 UTC  

Obviously that panned out.

2018-07-26 20:00:19 UTC  

i think the best way to use google translate is to use it all the time and get 60%, then not using it all the time and failing the french exam

2018-07-26 20:00:31 UTC  

j'habite dans un pomme du terre sur la mere

2018-07-26 20:01:26 UTC  

j'accuse le sacre bleu

2018-07-26 20:01:37 UTC  

Is it only me or is 1984 Harrison Ford hella ripped?

2018-07-26 20:04:00 UTC  

omlet du fromage

2018-07-26 20:05:19 UTC  

what is the French version of "Am I kawaii? uguu~~"

2018-07-26 20:05:23 UTC  

Pardon, je ne parlez français

2018-07-26 20:05:42 UTC  

french? sounds fake

2018-07-26 20:05:44 UTC  

Realistically that's the only thing you need to know in any language

2018-07-26 20:06:03 UTC  

well uguu is a made up noise so the equivalent of uguu in any language is still uguu

2018-07-26 20:06:06 UTC  

Heil, ich nicht sprichen deutsch

2018-07-26 20:07:00 UTC  

Howdy, I'don' speak 'Murican

2018-07-26 20:08:18 UTC  

uhhh i disagree

2018-07-26 20:08:19 UTC  

It's "ich spreche kein Deutsch" or "ich spreche Deutsch nicht"

2018-07-26 20:08:22 UTC  

cockadoodledo

2018-07-26 20:08:51 UTC  

I actually do spreche Deutsch so yeah GOML scrub and stop appropriating my culture

2018-07-26 20:08:53 UTC  

this is not a noise btw, its an instruction to doodle a penis

2018-07-26 20:09:20 UTC  

cock a doodle, do!

2018-07-26 20:09:38 UTC  

Oi mate, oi dont 'ave a loicense to speake yer language

2018-07-26 20:10:12 UTC  

YA CHEEKY CUNT, 'AV YE GOT A LOICENSE NOT TO 'AV A LOICENSE?

2018-07-26 20:11:47 UTC  

MATE OI DON' 'AV A LOICENSE TO ANSWE THAT QUESTION

2018-07-26 20:11:53 UTC  

you got a loicense checking permit?

2018-07-26 20:12:16 UTC  

i dono, you got a permit checking council approval form?

2018-07-26 20:12:28 UTC  

If twitter and facebook are shadow banning political parties why isnt it considered election meddling ?

2018-07-26 20:12:28 UTC  

you got your council approval form checking loicense

2018-07-26 20:12:29 UTC  

Ai got yer loicense right ere mate
*brandishes illegal butter knife*

2018-07-26 20:12:30 UTC  

?

2018-07-26 20:12:46 UTC  

*brandishes illegal flat bike tire* lmao

2018-07-26 20:13:23 UTC  

what weapons are still legal in UK? toilet plungers?

2018-07-26 20:13:28 UTC  

Nobody needs a knife in 2018. There is never a good excuse to carry a knife in a big city where terrorist attacks are part and parcel.

2018-07-26 20:15:03 UTC  

anyone want some tasty delishious ice cream. its mayonnaise flavor?