Message from @zutt

Discord ID: 476749086771380224


2018-08-08 13:24:01 UTC  

when I see things asking me for money my brain just tunes it out

2018-08-08 13:24:06 UTC  

I didn't pay youtube red to watch it, I just went over to a pirate site.

2018-08-08 13:24:17 UTC  

online anyway

2018-08-08 13:24:18 UTC  

I can confirm, Cobra Kai is pretty good.

2018-08-08 13:24:35 UTC  

i can't swim

2018-08-08 13:24:51 UTC  

I've never understood how people can't swim.

2018-08-08 13:24:54 UTC  

but i think being a pirate woulda been fun.

2018-08-08 13:24:56 UTC  

It's so easy to pick up naturally.

2018-08-08 13:25:09 UTC  

You flail around a bit, you learn in like 7 seconds the best way to stay afloat

2018-08-08 13:25:22 UTC  

And from there the best way to propel yourself.

2018-08-08 13:25:32 UTC  

You'd have to be an *idiot* to keep trying the same thing that isn't working.

2018-08-08 13:25:56 UTC  

that's one word

2018-08-08 13:26:48 UTC  

Lots of chinese cant swim

2018-08-08 13:27:04 UTC  

Just don't try to swim in pants.

2018-08-08 13:27:08 UTC  

Movies make this look easy.

2018-08-08 13:27:14 UTC  

It's nothing short of impossible after 5 seconds.

2018-08-08 13:27:21 UTC  

there's my mistake, last time i tried I was in my sleeping bag.

2018-08-08 13:27:24 UTC  

The amount of energy this PLUCKS off your body in an instant.

2018-08-08 13:27:32 UTC  

Pulling fabric through water with your legs.

2018-08-08 13:45:54 UTC  

Guys what is your opinion of kansas democratic primaries ?

2018-08-08 13:50:39 UTC  

Le mysterious computer glitch and oit of sudden progressive candidate was losing

2018-08-08 13:50:43 UTC  

🤔

2018-08-08 13:52:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/476749631427182592/image.jpg

2018-08-08 13:53:54 UTC  

morning nerds

2018-08-08 13:54:58 UTC  

@Senny What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

2018-08-08 13:55:26 UTC  

delusional nerd...it's a disorder.

2018-08-08 13:55:27 UTC  

damn

2018-08-08 13:55:31 UTC  

I woke up in the past

2018-08-08 13:55:54 UTC  

💯 💯 💯 confirmed kills

2018-08-08 13:56:12 UTC  

TOP OF MY CLASS

2018-08-08 13:56:22 UTC  

tbh I wish I woke up in 2012

2018-08-08 13:56:33 UTC  

the movie?

2018-08-08 13:56:50 UTC  

either works

2018-08-08 13:56:58 UTC  

or are you saying you slept through the entire year, like in a coma or something?

2018-08-08 13:58:54 UTC  

well if you did sleep through 2012, you really didn't miss much. whether just the movie or the year.

2018-08-08 14:18:16 UTC  

fucking word

2018-08-08 14:20:00 UTC  

i am writing an engineering document for engineers, not a fucking term paper, stop reminding me of "passive voice". How about you considered revising your action, instead of suggesting i do it.

2018-08-08 14:20:05 UTC  

fucking machines.

2018-08-08 14:23:23 UTC  

the truth it finally out

2018-08-08 14:23:36 UTC  

tim keeps a happer and cickle under his beanie