But who will make the slurpees now

Any drug store or Walmart or target or whatever

Look with the tums and stomachs remedies

Typically in a white or blue bottle, it’s a liquid

Madagascan Triumvirate when

@StrawberryArmada real James Joyce hours

All of Finnegans Wake is such a trip

I like the random bits of obscure languages, some of which he just made up

Also yes

Lemme find my calculator

R8 my dinner

http://www.textkit.com

If you were ever interesting in learning Latin or Greek, here’s a bunch of resources

All public domain

Bernie yeah. Idk where Jill’s from. Washington I think

(((my fellow pedes)))

“The Anti-Defamation League gets sued for Defamation”

@Nick Anderson - IL pls let this happen

>you can’t deport a movement

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Grilled cod, whole grain couscous, sautéed tomatoes and squash

It’s a show about nothing

How do we know when it’s over

The notion that “all minorities form a band of brotherhood” is the dumbest thing in the world and contributed very strongly to my awakening

At last I understand the “v”

We’re undetectable

The long game... we really do have the best people

I went to the downtown Birmingham labcorp once for a blood test to see if I was the best match for a marrow donation

There were some uh

Interesting people there

Same story here

I live right along the racial divide line

Lmao

We gon’ climb it 🅱ois

I was wondering how long it was going to take you to start using spurdofilters

Nice dog

^ both of the Green brothers are caricatures of whiny, liberal sophists

*A sticker is found,
Fervid hatred glows crimson,
Oy vey, oy gevalt*

@Deleted User that’s an IRB required snippet in all data collection with human participants

Still funny though

I got in trouble for not including a “Melanesian or native Australian” ethnicity option in a survey I did once

Of course I had 0 responses from that category but lel

Why do you think we use triangles? Give us half life 3.

Ugh god the (((Black-Scholes))) formula is going to be the death of me this semester

Actuary hell

I’m retarded, so 1 sec

Have I set this up right

I keep borking it somehow

d1 here is -0.3931, I’m just trying to work out how

Got -0.4323 last time I worked it out

Has to be something with that

I got -0.34896 just now

So if I get it to (ln0.94+0.02)/0.12

It’s just ln of 0.94 right, not ln(0.94+0.02)

Better?

It’s a dot

Not a very well written dot

I can’t write numbers for some reason

My handwriting is halfway decent but I can’t write numbers

I know what the answer is I just can’t work it out to get it

How old are you my man?

Gotcha I’m an old timer so

They were phasing it out when I was in 2nd grade

(I’m 23)

It’s also just faster imo

My parents constantly berate me for my handwriting but every time I’ve turned in something handwritten I’ve got compliments, probably just because I’m the only person under 30 who still writes like that

Oh damn I finally got it

Didn’t subtract the dividend :////

Confirmed for retarded and also stared unblinking at a screen for too long

This shit owns

I’m graduating with a degree in finance next semester and we’re actually required to sub to the WSJ. Get asked questions about it by professors all the time.

Just don’t pay attention to their political pieces

Naturally it would be pouring

Any idea why tf this happened?

Yeah it’s the tire

Wasn’t overpressurized last I check but damn

Probably a month or two ago when it started warming up, wanted to check them after the change in weather

Apparently I should be doing it a lot more often though

What’s recommended?

Also the spare said to inflate it to 60 which sounds ridiculously high to me but idk. That’s what it said.

Yeah it’s gonna be a fun little fix

I hadn’t even noticed that prior

Oh fantastic! Yeah, that might have happened while I was pulling over to change the tire. Thank you guys for all the help!

You meant don’t, right?

Fencing sounds cool, I’ve been meaning to try it

Rate this hat

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1000109262578880512

These are fantastic! You guys really inspired me- got a spot picked out I’m visiting tomorrow.

Someone redpill me on aspartame- I’ve heard very conflicting things about it

Yeah it’s been 24 hours, I’ll let you out

@Suomi Stronk btfo

Finally went to the gym sauna