Dukes mayo is the shit

Fucking awesome

Yo what’s up guys I’m new here

Yea I’m 18

That was last night

Pillow talk is just talk

🦆

I have a bad cold

It’s killing me

Chemo’s for the weak. Just rail some Tylenol and keep going

We have no snow. It’s a dry wasteland here

I’m from Texas so the only snow we have is cocaine

Boolin

Those are the worst

Especially when it’s cold as fuck

Like 69 f rn so I’m freezing

Yo

Just annex Canada already

They’re just pussy versions of Americans

Touché

So many people on the server it’ll take ages to learn them all

Yo

Beer is shit unless it’s the good ole piss in a can bud light

Care for a drink of number 2?

That’s not nice my man

Bold of you to assume I’m not serious

^

Wolf brand chili makes me wanna die after 4 hours of eating it

I just throw random stuff in a pot and add soup mix then wait an hour

Just cook some rice and beef and throw some seasoning you find in the back corner of your cupboard and you’re pretty much set

That’s what I usually do anyway

Big facts

I’d kill for some tortellini

If you’re lazy hamburger helper is always quick

I found some good Russian food recipes on YouTube

Can barely understand the drunken Slavic but it works

The vodka helps the power through it

^

I’ve only ever had beets once and they made me wanna throw up

Fucking awful

Cranberry sauce though

That’s the shit

Except when you confuse canned beets for cranberry sauce

That sounds like it’s good on ham

Like at thanksgiving or something

Yeah my family hates turkey

So we just eat ham

My two dads are weird

We eat mystery meat on Christmas. I honestly don’t know what it is but it’s good af. Maybe some weird pork

Lobster for sure

Think so

Oysters are good af

Eh.

Makes sense

Can’t say I’ve had that

Swordfish is great but taste very unique

Worth it if you ask me

I hate tilapia tbh

Canned sardines

I love sardines tf

It’s just they always have so much cholesterol

Usually the canned ones are boneless at least in my experience

Ah I see

It’s sad the only tuna I’ve had is canned

Bumblebee tuna and shit

Agreed

There’s no good seafood around here just TexMex and fake Chinese

Heart of Texas

I mean we have shrimp and shit but for some reason where I live there’s no variety in restaurants

And?

It’s just the idea that McDonald’s is the cheapest stuff

I can easily make a good healthy meal way cheaper than a Big Mac

True

“Raughs”

Oh yeah

I see what you did there

I feel like it’s a culture thing

The whole fat acceptance movement makes it worse

Smaller portions and more exercise is key

Maybe we NEED more fat shaming

Sound awful but I mean it works

Again look at Japan

Probably their food

Speaking of food regulations in the US it’s actually bad to wash the egg off after it laid

It strips the protective coating

That’s the farming heartland

That’d be pretty sweet for camping though. Roasting Korn over a Fire taste good

Corn > wheat

They’re awesome tf

@Kai

Say that to all the fat people who love them

I haven’t had them in ages

^^

Normal white bread is disgusting though

Good ole brown bread

I ate that for the longest time and then tried white bread again and it taste... weird

Just off

Probably just me then