did you actually fuck a dog @lolfire ?

(I don't)

it was @RatKing

LOL

what does "P" mean?

does "P" mean "RIP" ?

I literally Googled Urban Dictionary to find out, and it says "P" means money

So I guess I'll never know what the fuck it means

I'm a whitey, we're all spergs

On the other hand, if discord mods / reddit mods ban you, it's a little different

One thing you'll never take from me is my virginity

I vaguely remember 2 years ago when someone said to me "there's a guy who taught their pug to nazi salute" and I was like "that's pretty dumb", and then they told me "he might be going to jail for it" and I was like "what the actual fuck!? what country is this in!?"
I didn't think that 2 years later I'd subscribe to that idiot

Sorry, I know I'm a sperg, but I'm a male, and do you think I could find a lesbian that would date me?

I love the responses you guys gave

I've dated a bisexual chick before, but I want to go all the way and date a lesbian

@lolfire I didn't even @ you, you mong cunt

how the heck did I wake you?

incoming ban

@lolfire how you gonna blame me for waking you up, you cock junkie?

I drink sweet cider, because I'm not trying to prove my manliness

so just to clarify, is my goal of dating a lesbian pointless endeavor?

@Tea did that sentence make sense?

Oh, I didn't understand that the "out" was meant to be "put"

I guess I'm a cheese melt

I think a "melt" is someone Tea has a big crush on, as in "they make his heart melt and his knees weak"

T e x, why you hate for?

"you people"

I don't know if "dickshit" is an insult or someone's username at this point :)

so like, if we exclude the Middle East or w/e, what's the answer to the question?

TAKE THAT BACK

so many mean-spirited comments in general chat

@T e x is that AK-12 ?

did you take a picture?

that would have been a fresh meme

it's loud and I didn't see any cute cats

why not both?

^ that moment when you're so depressed you don't add the second "o" on "too"

can you translate that to gallons for us metric people?

gallons aren't metric

but okay

@Dandy Zerg lol

apparently 14 pounds = 1.68 american gallons = 6.36 litres

hahaha yeah 8.176 litres

that's assuming water, but slurpee would weigh sliiightly more

@MoperyX haha i just read what you wrote. that's some occult satanism measurements if i ever saw them

satan cups

are they fortnite cosplayers?

is that a woman on the right? oof

that's a "no" from me lads, not even for $100

wha do you guys think of banned movies? that countries actually ban certain movies

coz there's one movie in particular, it's a really obscene movie, in the same vein of "human centipede", just some fucked up movie designed to shock and disgust the audience, and it's like banned everywhere... and it's kind of weird that countries decide to ban certain movies

yeah

? no

but I'm probably a degenerate anyway, since I'm a whitey on this server

@Strayan't Yes, I do think certain stuff should be viewed, and certain stuff should be banned... But I'd make my rulings differently than the governments currently do

yeah, whatever

which sucks when they ban games

you're the one bringing up lolicon, and then having a go at me because i think it should be banned, m8

even if I don't like you cunts mentioning lolis or lolicon, I still wouldn't ban you for talking about it. I just wouldn't like you

"problematic" was a huge buzzword a couple years ago

"nigger" is a buzzword that never died out

I've been a male my whole life and I've literally never been murdered while travelling

I just think it's sad how scared women are. Like, yeah you can be a target, but just man up and learn to defend yourself

When I'm in public, I treat every single person as if they're a threat... because they are. That's how I live my life, and it doesn't stress me out or anything

meanwhile women (in general) feel the threat, but they don't have the confidence to deal with it

I mean, it's interesting, but things I don't understand scare me

dolphin, have a cold shower to get rid of the erection it caused

what is with this server and fucking slam poetry?

sure

At least you know the links Tex posts aren't homo shit, because he already shot them

I feel like I'm learning how to be a good homosexual sex partner through that video

that dick isn't designed for using on humans

You've got too much to live for

3

I need the rank I hate my skin color

Disagree

(several people are typing)

fuck off you french cunt

(can someone translate what Tea is saying into English for me, please?)

He's not angry, just bitter

So like, do we call you Eve or Daddy now? @Shut Up Eve

I thought I was your one and only melt, Tea. Why you treat me so bad?

Congrats

I still don't know what "P" means on this server

does it?

<3

I never gave up on you, MrStealYoGirl

I knew you could do it. I was behind you 20% (coz I wasn't paying too much attention, but the part that noticed was behind you 100%)

Thanks Christmas

Now I have learned this information, I have become an even more powerful whitey!

everyone here is so tough

I think out of all the fucked up usernames I've seen here, "Christmas is best Holiday" is the most triggering

Christmas has too much of a religious tone to it, and me being an edgy kid, I'm an anti-theist

anti-theist and atheist aren't the same thing, bud @Kai

Love you Max, xoxox bye

there's a whole internet full of porn, Dirt

it'd be pretty cool if this was the last thing he said online before his plane got shot down

make for a good story

Absolutely brutal language here, guys. "melt", "drip", "pillock". Such rough wordage

I don't get the reference, but I appreciate you acknowledging my existence.