how the hell did you fit an airplane up there?

holy hell woman

you made of rubber?

what would you do if you met gypsy crusader on omeagle

shhhh

I've never seen an asian talk a so hoony

me so hoony

me so hoony me want penis

me want big american peenis

no Philippino

what has this server turned into a group sex chat?

ah ok one sec

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788903922357502002/792026944111509544/JPEG_20201225_060529.jpg?width=507&height=676

your words not mine

I'm not a femboy

I'm a centrist

I take it you've seen a lot of them in your day

you're a funny guy aren't you

I can tell

no

what? why would you think that

who's this Yoda guy

I nevr said

^

you assumed I was a guy because I said I like cucumbers?

or because I seem smart

you're probably safe with that bet

lol

if the asian femboy's penis is small enough is it not gay to have sex with them?

so who do you vote best legs me or @Mystika

lie

if we have the same legs are you calling me a woman or Mystica a dude

checkmate liberal

@Grim

not technically no

that wouldn't imply that directly

are you a male?

yeah but

if you said you could tell a femboy by the legs

and we have the same legs

hmmmm

well you got me there buddy

I'm just a boy who likes to have fun

looool

yeah I know.

<:okpepe:779860807831781449>

nah probably not tbh @Crasseus

lol...

haha

can I get a restraining order

<:yikes:779860838063669278>

so it's official, I'm not the most freakish thing here...

my God...

I thought I was weird

absolutely

what? I never said that

If I *were* trans,

would I be able to say

trannies, traps, and shemales?

ladyboys, dickgirls?

are you trans?

so you can say it

it's a secret of trans people, they're physically unable to say the word shemale

not true technically

but I know many secrets

ohmai

hey that's what you're supposed to call me wtf

man am I having a good time

clean it off first this time for God's sake

I wouldn't send you nudes either

tbh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/712885349335957535/794608827667447878/truthknowledgeWISDOM.png?width=745&height=676

yo

the fuck

was this a "hey bro can you rate my dick pic before I send it to this chick" kinda thing?

ugh...

lmao

ew man

why you gotta describe it

nah that was me

just changed my name back

Jedi Master Yoda, pretending to be I was

fooled you I have

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/GQALRm_c4-lpl7prJN7ZL0H8WzPvXyUdMuN-2o87T_4/https/i.imgur.com/zLs9cs1.mp4

...lol

you know what else is a nightmare?

I added sour cherry liqueur to my spiced rum and now it literally tastes just like cough syrup

and it's a whole half bottle left

because it tasted a bit like cough syrup before and I thought I could fix it by adding some fruit flavor

and now it's like

indistinguishable

<:sadpepe:779860819236093983>

I'm still gonna drink it though tbh

don't judge me smh

I'm not wasting it

aw

he gone

the one who said Bye

constitutionalist is right wing?

nah