http://www.theonion.com/article/study-red-meat-takes-years-off-of-cows-life-27954

Study: Red meat takes years off cow's life

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RIP Rosie

HER NAME WAS ROSIE

(O'Donnell)

American Made sucked IMO

What a weird movie that was

Thin girls are too fragile

I want big hefty men

@Deleted User d0e93084 what looked good

Me gay me gay

@Deleted User d0e93084 it wasn't necessarily a train wreck but there wasn't much of a conflict andthe plot was rushed and weird

@Deleted User d0e93084 wouldn't reccomend, wouldn't rewatch, would rent

@Deleted User d0e93084 yeah but it wasn't a good movie

because she's anorexic

You're in an autism awareness orgy

OMG I ASSUMED HER GENDER

I MUST COMMIT ASHI KARI

***begins seppuku***

fuckin faggots

I'm gay and that guy's a faggot

http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/1241040/960full-the-naked-gun-2-1-slash-2-%3A-the-smell-of-fear-screenshot.jpg

I'll pay 1k schrewtbucks to be a mod

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1892/policefranckdrebbin_1.jpg

https://deadderrickdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/nakedgun-3.jpg?w=300&h=196

NRA ENDORSES AUTO STOCK BAN

THEY'RE GONNA BAN THE AUTO STOCKS

NO NO THE MAGAZINE OF THE PISTOL SHOOTING THE BULLETS THEYRE GONNA MAKE THE AR15 LESS DANGEROUS

AR15 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS RIFLE ON THE MARKET

YOU CAN TELL ITS DANGEROUS BECAUSE ITS BLACK

@¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gi joe rogan nation FOR YOU

<@221468046840168450> nothing benign bout dis dick

***NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE HAT***

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/5c135bdf675a17a4cfcaff4824645d123380a53c/r=300/https/pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/822537190806847489/xySooQvb_400x400.jpg

Donald to Hillary: *Do you **feel** in charge?*

ITS TIME FOR ~~gothem~~ congress' reckoning

@chelds wanna toss a salad

https://i.imgflip.com/147kh8.jpg

@chelds come taste my tomatos bb

https://i.redd.it/j2oeqj0yriqx.jpg

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b3/b310b1c87486517d4a4205cd7db5156b651f3fec43ce124e099ca40f55ba0b95.jpg

>google

I watch my neighbor Kelly

Does that count?

Can I have *your* wank?

@Lex yisssssss

my flag is at half staff already

@Lex cut it off and mail it to Crawford Ranch

I like big bucks and I cannot lie

No other brother can deny

When you see that deer with an itty bitty steer and a fat antler OH MY

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got bucks hon'

@Futureknows walrus porn

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS

WHERES THE BEEF

***ITS RIGHT HERE***

Lesbians are gross

Plus everytime they pee a random dildo falls out

@Futureknows 👌🏻

I prefer xguineapig

that way you can bake them after for a tasty snack!

>ugly

>german

>lesbos

REDUNDANT IS REDUNDANT

American

^^^

If you're American in the livingroom, and Asian in the car, what are you in the bathroom?

European!

👏🏻

European

Ur-O-pee-in

dumbass

gawd

I'm a smartass not a dumbass

news in chicago be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_quRDyijwo

omg

will pay creddits 4 java hw

😢

Banned from r/Washington_DC “Yeah, you’re not welcome here anymore. Good luck.” C L A S S Y

I reply asking why and they mute me. Liberal strength

“Yeah, it’s because you’re a piece of shit. Cya!”

Liberal Tolerance 101 - all non leftists are Nazis and must be punched

Fucking fags

Bigots

Looks like I just stumbled into a shit show. All the non greens here eh?

*basks in superiority of a green name*

Hahahahahahahaha

You can always tell a channel is a shitshow when you see *several people are typing...*

I’m a gay for trump, does that mean I’m invincible? Or do I have to be a black lesbian handicapped veteran too

Money machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt

I only ever listen to John Phillip Sousa and campaign speeches

That and freebasing talk radio