how much did she weigh

@cqc bbw lover confirmed

if u eat a girl out on the pill do you get a load of estrogen?

>asking for consent

burn the coal pay the toll

becoming fat fucks ur hormoes even further

become a mudslime

find a virgin in highschool

guys be honest. can i get a gf when i have no friends and manlet

lol

but why waste ur time approaching women? thats why i never do it

i mean there always seems something better to do than approach

i guess cause i dont have a job and im still in college i dont see the point in starting a relationship rn

college relationships are a meme though

not gonna imitate a rapist nigger

yeah except he got cucked by his son in law

kushner banging invanka and made her convert to judiaism and also competes with trump in real estate market

hes 70 years old

he doesnt have time to fuck ISIS and melania

Tesla was voluntarily celibate

sweet im a genius too

lol

fronzen bananas > plantains

banana sandwich what?

>eating starch with starch

inb4 traps arnt gay

if ur tongue cant reach the uterus you are ubermensch

if you see a trap but not its penis is it still gay?

my gender is infinite!!!

(((CNN)))

cream cheese

i dont get the wolf meme

yeah were fucking full

cyka blyat

if you got >50% sub saharan africa youd have to kys

i wanna do the 23andme but its $100

tfw jewish and SE asian

they wuz khanz

my anxiety is improving so hopefully i can have some conversations with people next week

sometimes i cant stop my hands from shaking if i drink too much coffee

im gonna try and get a qt asian gf in my compsci class

hope i dont sperg out

my school is 60% women so it the compsci class is 40% women

what do you even talk about before you ask the girl out

i always do bad at that part because I end up saying hi and then theres nothing to talk about besides normie tier stuff

!trap = false

i feel like it would be autistic to ask a girl to hang out if youve only been talking for 5 minutes

>"Hey hows the project going?"

>"good ... and you"

>"good. wanna hang out?"

trap != girl

kek

HOL UP. WHACHU MEAN CLEVELAND AINT NO NIGGER?

moloch

damn i just got banned from lbtq

>5'7 reporting in

i cant reach the ceiling

comey's suit looks like shit though

"diversity"

the scribe's reaction kek

tfw the founding fathers revolted against the biggest global empire in the world because of unfair taxation

and all we do is boycott a coffee shop

cant be happy when were in the hard times phase

lol its ok just dont move to europe

an even bigger joke is ((cultural appropriation)

one way or another the SJWs will lose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSijEW_cDM&feature=youtu.be

best workout song

i used to watch porn as my pre workout it actually works

just watch some porn to increase your qi

then lift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49NPmqEwK0

kek

too many traps on the internets today

>naked girl

tfw you went to newground for the porn

never forget the glory days of the internet

im not drunk enough for this

what are we meming

i got banned

the millenials grew up too soft

>das racis

die cis scum

its just like the israeli propaganda where they hire models to pose as israelie soldiers

http://imgur.com/gallery/vOjs5

niggers have failed since the dawn of man and will continue to fail to produce anything resembling a civilization

exactly thats wha the chinese are doing now

buying up africa