perhaps they don't want to deal with this shit

this

or two dollars so they ship the batteries inside a waifu pillow

as I said maybe recent incidents at your post office

fuckers probably abuse the packages too hard and the batteries caught fire

hey get a room you two

chinks learned from the Americans with this one

watched too much bang bus but they made the bus fuck people over instead

lmao the hot deals DIY deal

>DIY YOUR GAMING PC
>exclusively Bluetooth speakers

oh

I'm retarded

why is this even a question

I want to upgrade my PC but I'm too afraid of using chink components

I'd probably get raped on customs charges anyway

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it's true that the only two times I got charged by customs was when I ordered shit from America

I think our post office just can't check all the chink stuff because of the sheer volume

almost everyone I know orders chink stuff

but I'm just afraid of the whole no warranty thing

I think I'll get jewed by traditional brands this upgrade

sadly yeah

everything electronic is cheaper in murricas

well

take the us price

convert to euros

and add like.. 15-20% markup for no real reason

(they claim it's shipping and customs but that implies they smuggle the wares to US for free)

what comfy said basically

Merkel must sleep on comfy bed made out of European sweat

but at least 2 years warranty is mandatory within EU

so we got that going for us

I think

fucking banggood where's my mi band 2 replacement strap

it's been 18 days already ree

furiously refreshing 17track.net

nitecore headlamp, mostly

I want to see status updatees

did it cost more than a dollar

oh

yeah fuck that

I battled a fake description on aliexpress once

well

"battled"

the seller kept furiously convincing me the power bank i bought was as good as the original

despite me proving them wrong several times

every message ended with "pls cancel dispute"

of course I got my money back in the end but that seller was fighting for their dorrar pretty hard

maybe he shouldn't have claimed he's selling a "100% original genuine xiaomi power bank"

I don't know if it's still the case, but testing whether you have a real xiaomi power bank was super easy

start charging the power bank and connect a device you want to recharge

originals have pass through charging which charges the battery and the connected device

fakes don't

and this reminds me that I'm still salty that the 20k mAh version doesn't use USB C instead of micro USB

well there's two versions of the 20000 mAh one

and I think the second version is p new

but "second versions" of their older models all have usb C

and they're older than the 20 000

I have no proof of this tho

but still, if they release a new 20000 model with usb C input, I'm in

hm

does a chink bought OP5 have chinese ROMs installed?

I know that was the case with OP3/OP3T

perfectly happy with my OP3T, the OP5 seems plagued by stupid decisions

display mounted upside down = jelly effect
recordings have stereo switched etc

sound can be fixed via an update I'm sure, but the screen...

idk, original OPO had issues, OP2 had issues

OP3/3T seem like the holy grails

the "we're a small company" excuse doesn't cut it anymore

oh also, OP5 has stupidly agressive photo processing which makes everything blurry

personally I'd advise against buying one if anyone here cares

at least until a few more updates come out

see what they can fix

however I have no doubt that the OP5 will have excellent custom ROM support

basically the only chink phone with a massive dev community

at least you're already sure it's a he

I get dear almost every time

it feels like chinks are my dead grandma

@squoge everyone on the internet is a david

l-lewd

@transience whoever's on the other side wants you to slide in their DMs

@fedora did it not arrive yet

oh yes, dispute that

especially if seller is unresponsive

i have dyslexia fuck

tell me I don't need another flashlight

@fully-autismatic around 10 that are worth mentioning

11 on the way

11th on the way

not like 11 more on the way

I'm not that retarded

which

I might buy a Nitecore nu05 and stick it on my backpack

next paycheck can't be here soon enough

find the original SIM tray eject tool 🥔

do you have a needle

most likely

I mean the eject tool ships with the phone

so if you didn't use it..

@fedora may be too thicc