Like Im 6'4, and I was at head level with his undercarriage

Shit was wack

Look at the horror. Look at it

Neither do I, but manlet harry has forced this upon us because of his insecurities

I'm pretty sure its illegal to beat up the disabled

You wanna know what's worse? That man has reproduced, but silver lining is if he can get laid anyone can

They at least look embarrassed when they rolled into downport

go for it

idk

lel

Ok so I work for a School District, and while I'm walking the halls of an Elementary school I listen in to a first grade grammar lesson. The teacher asks the class "what comes at the end of a Sentence?" A young black kid shoots his hand up and loudly exclaims "An Appeal"

I told that to the COs overseeing my internship. They loved it, but told me I probably shouldn't repeat it to the Sheriff

Alright so this Soviet factory worker shows up late for his shift, he's warned by the foreman that another time infraction will not be tolerated. The next day the worker is on time, but he is executed for buying a foreign made watch

Thank you, I'll be your resident /k/omedian

My uncle used to be a VP for Rubbermaid, and lived in Hong Kong for work (About 8 or so years ago before the little luau goin on now). He said everything was fantastic, except for the phone system. Everything was so crowded and messy that he was almost never able to call his local clients, every time he would Wing he would get the Wong number

Nice

Sup

Important stuff

You can't stop the smol benis of that ma

Must be nice, what mos you going for?

Dope

I flew a bit with CAP, I miss it. I'd enlist but I have a weight problem I'm working on

I wish. Every recruiter for every branch has turned me away so far. But I'm still running and in the gym despite that

^

But maybe mix up the workouts a bit to keep from getting bored or stale

Maybe find a workout partner

So I go and take a nap, and come back to Ohio being a PvP state. Do I have that right?

Nice bro. I made some STALKER inspired armor awhile back. I'll have to see where I stashed those pics

You didnt see his sawblade sword

Mans is straight living in Fallout

I'd like to take up a few more projects like that, but I don't think NY suburbia is ready for it

Oh boy, then its time to start cranking out the lutys and get back into rocketry

For legal reasons that was a joke

Those politburo types is some reals smart folk. They should do all the big brain thonking

Thats a real rabbit hole there depending on the subject. But lets not forget the conspiracies that turned out to be true, like the Tuskegee syphilis experiment or MK Ultra

I personally like to think hypnotoad is being blasted 24/7 They Live style

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if it existed. But if you can find legit info on it I think it would be cool

It at least looks like the science is sound. EM fields do weird things to people

Any chance we can ghetto rig one up to make the fedbois think I lost all my guns in a boating accident? Asking for a very clumsy friend

Oh, the mouse utopia ones

Same, I've been having a great time since yesterday

No one else understands my memes anyways

I havent done airsoft in a while. I went the other end of the tacti-hard types and went full tilt with a P*d out PKM and a knight helmet

Probably somewhere. I'd wheel it out for Bad Blood East, and my STALKER kit for Op Wasteland

No its not wasteland weekend, Its a wholr game set around a Fallout theme. Theres factions, supermutants, vaults, power armor, the enclave, everything. They even let players buy things with bottle caps

Ya boy was staff so naturally I'm running around as a supermutant, RPK in one hand and a Zweihandler in the other. Then I got all in power armor for the end game

You should've seen my friend he builds MW2 juggernaut style suits. Last few games he brought out his samurai styled one and flexed on everyone with a microgun

And a rotory GL

Its in PA, usually around now. Sponsored by Evikr

Evike

Heres a few that I found quick. Theres more of actual game stuff, but thats somewhere in my PC

Lmao, thats me hildin a nuke

Fuck, I couldn't find a parking spot at the track, AND I missed on all the mando and lifting talk. Honestly I miss all the good stuff

I'm like half joking lol. But yea power lifting

Oof

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio if youbever get yeeted have him forge the ghost sword and go for vengance. I want my son to do the same

Or you can get you body turned into a diamond. Either make a pretty baller pommel piece or inlaid in a set of pistol grips

yes

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio Here's a few more from wasteland

Motrality is a natural part of life

People got no respect for the busisness

"Hotdog"

Thats why I like the job I do now. If I've done everything right, no one will be sure I've done anything at all

Speaking of LARP and Roleplay, anybody here into DnD?

Yes, Slowly building a list of more people to play with

YES

I currently GM a Starfinder game

Aww dude, thats sad

Im also not opposed to playing/running a seperste SF game

Dead Suns is fun, I've gone through it twice now as GM. It needs a bit of tweaks to make it perfect for me. But Against the Aeon Throne also looks like a blast

I made custom rules to beef up automatics, because frankly they were woefully underpowered in practice

Also Grenade Launchers are OP as fuck

That'd be me

Yep

np, I figured thats what you're doing. Honestly I havent changed that pic out in years lol

my handle is as close to my last name as I can get

*Sweats Profusely*

Aight, lets dig up some more old but gold copy pastas

I second that

Claw is Zoomer af

Thats all these college kids drink where I work

3AM on a tuesday they screamin "CLAWS IS THE LAWS"

DID SOMEONE SAY JAMESON?

Burbon is a type of whisky tho

Same, but from NY as I hope it dosent come up this way

Moscow Mules, Russian Standard, Jameson, 151, Whisky Sours, and IPAs for me

or an Irish Mule. MUles are good

Did someone also say Slav Squat? My herritage

I seen that

On full heel too, outstanding

Don't tease us with trap thighs

Im a degenerate and proud

Also, can't find a single good squat pic blyat

Be careful. Irony slowly becomes reality when you adopt the gopnick style