Oui oui

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@El Julien I literally just started ten minutes ago

Yes it sounds really classy, I was originally studying mandarin but that proved too difficult

Italian was my second choice

@Mr. Skelly I like your cat

>tfw you can't do stimulants without visiting the a&e department

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Probably for the best tho

Isn't meth like extremely addictive?

Pure junkie shit from what I've seen I'm glad we don't have it here in the UK

Yes I am

I have a drinking problem

It's scary when you choose substances over food and your cravings are so strong you can't think of anything else

Crack is awful

Worst drug out there

@Bolsapryca you're the sassy bitch of this server

@Bolsapryca you look like a Thai ladyboi

I think my mum is gay desu she sleeps in the same bed as her best friend

But I'm happy if she's happy

I've been a pillow biter since I was like 12

No no I mean when she comes down to visit

She's actually on a train to go see her now

My first kiss was her daughter, I was really into her but they moved town and now her & her other sister are kebabed

They moved to Bradford of all places

The Pakistani enclave here

@Nobody r u a smackhead

Ok so bolsa is just shit stirring again as usual gotcha

@Nobody did you have a dodgy kebab

Imagine being so inept that you can't even serve cooked chicken to your customers

I poke it with a knife and touch the blade, if its really hot its cooked

I've unironically never seen one of those

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I like to probe smooth bottoms

Mine hasn't started

Gonna cook dinner soon though

Turkey drumsticks ftw

I find sex with females such a chore

Lest we forget

The glorious dead

The lack of respect is astonishing

@mister you could end up developing depersonalisation like I did

One day the dude lmao fad will be exposed and discredited in its entirety, and its followers *utterly* humiliated and shunned. That day I will truly smile for the first time in almost 6 years

I find it really hard to put myself forward as a bottom on grindr with a hairy bum unless its like a 3 day meth powered synthwave biker orgy which honestly are very few and far between these days

@Bolsapryca are you interested in a 3 day meth powered synthwave biker orgy?

Pfft suit yourself

Is she hot

Post pics

Your sister sounds like she sleeps on a cigarette burned futon with brown patches and has scabs on her face @Shane

I'll always be bi

@Shane your father should have slapped her

@Kosmos yes, but actually no.

I don't understand the obsession with loli tbh I was under the impression that it is peadophilic

Every sever I visit there is a couple of people that have a keen interest in loli at first I thought it was a character out of an anime program

I've only seen one anime called attack on titan

Not my cup of tea tbh

It was very boring

I drank a lot today

I'm trying to come to terms with the fact I'm going to be an alcoholic for the rest of my natural life

It's my best friend but worst enemy

@Cursed u r retard

@Bolsapryca wanna fugg

@Bolsapryca I have a really big penis I think you'll enjoy ;D

🤔

That's an unsettling thought tbh

Shame on you bolsa

How will a rotting penis in a jar be enjoyed?

no u

I have both qualities

@Bolsapryca we can start off with dinner, I was thinking wine and paella by the sea

I was trying to be a sexy romantic Spaniard

@Akah yes we can eat a sausage stew by the sea in hull <:yeesh:630878470225788928>

How romantic

@Bolsapryca I'll rustle up an English paella with chicken nuggets

Do you like English men bolsa?

I bet bolsa has a nice bum

The kind of bum you wanna just pinch

Don't pretend you don't like it bby

You're just playing hard to get

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That gypsy bitch let me grab her arse all the time

Even let me bite it

She didn't send thugs to my house

And no just let me fool around

She's not a real gypsy and tbh you're a stuck up prick

What do you mean you've fucked on ruins like you barebacked on the site of an ancient temple

Stonehenge is fucking shite mate its literally a circle of rocks

O wow so amazing

I just really like bums

@Bolsapryca can you send me a pic of your bum

Yes

I didn't get the memo

:(

I'm relatively new

Do you think if I kms my parents will see this chat log

My parents seeing this chat log would probably make them commit suicide tbh

Lol

Everyone post your real names

I've never met a mack b4