That doesn't include the 72 virgins since they technically aren't earthly women but are hoori created by allah, kind of like angels

Sorry, the 500 wives thing was wrong. It's 500 hurs (angels from paradise kinda shit), 4000 unmarried women and eight thousand widowed women

From ihya ulum Al din, volume 4, page 430

But it also contradicts other hadiths and says you only get 7 mens worth of sexual strength

@Kraftzmann the Free it was black olives and I put "extra hot chilli sauce" on it since I love spicy food

But it wasn't spicy at all for me

Only two slices had the "hot" sauce tho

guns are all imaginary, the only thing that kills is right wing thoughts 👍

i am drunk and therefore happy

tfw you'll never be a traditional 'bama basket weaver

sad af

inb4 false flag to turn nyc into a white person free zone, since white people commit 328% of the violence and make up the majority of the people violence'd against

"if white people are the problem, just get rid of the white people" :^)

everyone knows that the only reason people died is because of white people existing

if white people didnt exist, no one would die :^)

i dont

is that an american thing

"there's nothing wrong with being attracted to children in hollywood"

people like that make me sick tbh

should be taken out and shot

either they admit it's fucked up and put themselves in seclusion

like pedo nunnery or something

or die

thats it imo 🤷

^

ehhhhhh

idk

would you rather gas someone or watch them burn to death

if they raped your kid

?

tbh if i had a kid that was abused by a pedo, i'd want to watch the pedo scream as they burnt

because one will leave them unconcious

maybe scratching at walls an shit

like in conc. camps

the other lets you watch them scream as they die

i'd want to watch them suffer

maybe death by a thousand cuts until they're screaming and then burn them slowly

idk

too lenient for me

maybe drill loads of holes in them

and then cauterize

like get a hot poker and a power drill

and drill a hole in them, shove the poker through the hole, repeat

until they pass out from pain

and then wait until they're concious

and repeat

if i had a kid and someone raped them i'd legit torture them before killing them

pickup of peace

tfw part jew

jew blood gives me hair that i get compliments on a lot

so im happy about it

i wasnt brought up juden

lmfao

tfw bill will never let you cuck him by fucking his wife

idk

is it'?

it's through till 2019

lone wolf will expire 2019-12-15

lone wolf provision*

inb5 "trump tower act" which lets them film themselves masturbating with your phone camera and setting it as your home screen wallpaper

meng i actually dont know whats going on with america half the time

it seems so disorganized

more than the uk

"make sure all the kids were taken care of" 👀

oh my

>implying its as civilized as somalia

smh

meng im so sad about america being as bad as it is atm

i could have been an american citizen

i just want it to be healthy

and good and great like it used to be

not what it is now

smh

peace has nothing to do with islam :^)

dw nothing's wrong islam is the future :^)

according to islam, jesus is a prophet but he wasn't the son of god :^)

astaghfirullah

ty for the memes

in my constituency, the labour candidate didnt live within the region

they lived external

>and they wondered why people wouldnt vote for them

BBC is cucked af

"The driver emerged holding what appeared to be two handguns and made a statement "consistent with a terror attack""

Quality reporting guys

Better not report the truth because it might make people islamophobic :^)

@!Co-Owner! classically I'd say someone willing to accept behaviours and views that aren't like their own

Nowadays I think it's not quite that anymore

Tfw you have to work out what the current subdivisions of liberal are so you don't get mocked on discord

I'd say a progressive is more towards forcing progress through rather than just being accepting of it

And by "progress" I mean change towards those more liberal views

The only true God is anime

Fake news is Satan

Serious "collision" with pedestrians In central london

Seems to have been a black cab mounting the pavement and hitting someone

Idk the full deets since police are still crowding

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+kidney-stone+jewelry

astaghfirullah

asta-ghhhhh-fir-ull-ah

smh

that's bad fam