This prospect excited our Lord Kek, and so he set to work immediately within Earth's atmosphere, using more power than ever before to create a brand-new being in his likeness. After hours of non-stop design, his creation was finally complete: A frog named Pepe was born.

With this new door of possibilities open, Kek spoke these words to his son: "Boy! Go make me a sandwich!"

Pepe, feeling as though he shouldn't be pushed around with his almighty, god-like powers, was angered by Lord Kek's demands, but also, he new to fear the power of the frog-god, for he could sense that, for now, his power still slightly exceeded his own. And so, Pepe smiled at Kek and said: "Would you like that with nuts?"

"Nuts? Who the hell eats nuts with a sandwich?" Kek replied, unaware of Pepe's true intentions.

"Alright then... No nuts!" Pepe exclaimed as he dashed forward, not giving Kek a moment to react. Pepe then kicked the God in his ball-sack so hard, he began to tumble down the Earth's atmosphere, crying out in pain as he fell. All the while, Pepe sat above him, watching in delight as his creator fell to the Earth in pain. "Good... Now that father is out of the way, let's have some fun with these mortals..." And so , Pepe began his decent to Earth, intending to conquer it's people and name himself as the one, true God.

((End of Chapter 1: Genesis))

There we go.

Chapter 2: Building Kekistan

Soon after his violent fall to Earth, Lord Kek awoke in the middle of the desert, the pain in his nut sack still resonating, causing the almighty frog god a great deal of pain. And in his crippled state, the lord said: "OH MY ME! I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN!!!"

And so our God hobbled through the desert, actively looking for some nearby travelers, hoping against all logic that there might be a caravan of people hauling crushed ice through the desert... (Yeah, he didn't think that out too well.)

However, eventually, he did come across a lone traveler on camel back, but as soon as Kek tried to hail this traveler, he instantly disintegrated into nothing, for no mortal can look upon the true form of Kek without suffering a severe case of death.

Realizing that he had no other option to try and find salvation, Kek was forced into confining himself into a more reserved form, a more statue-like appearance in favor of his much more stylistic red, cosmic appearance.

Later still, Kek came upon a Llama farm on the outskirts of a small city. And there, he came upon the owner of the farm and the first mortal to ever survive an initial encounter with Lord Kek. The man's name was Aberabacon, a poor man raising alpacas with his small family, making him the perfect candidate to become the world's first mortal believer in Kek.

"Mortal. I am your God, Lord Kek, and I am in need of your assistance. Be a good subservient and ice my nutsack back to full health." Lord Kek spoke to the man as he tended to his flock.

In response, Aberabacon gave the small, statue-like God a skeptical look and said: "My God? Do not make me laugh! My cousin Abraham thought of such a deity before! Yet his vision came after standing around in the desert for a really long time. Your words carry no value false God! Now begone, for I have alpacas to sheer to make my signature alpaca-fur slippers for the nobles, lest my family resort to eating my herd. (And yes, this is actually how ancient societies were structured, because feudalism is actually an invented model conceptualized by Communist historians to help promote their doctrine. Not everyone in the "peasant" class were serfs, and neither did they directly serve under the nobles. In fact, many of them were actually landowners themselves, producing their own livestock. This has very little to do with the story and is actually deriving a lot of attention from the whole Aberabacon storyline, but now you know that the traditional "pyramid model"' of hierarchy is historically incorrect and Marxists can go choke on a hermaphrodite’s malformed cock.-D.D.)

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Emojis are now up

Alright, who invited @Deleted User ? <:annoyed:400481925036376084>

Probably. I need to put him on a watch list...

We don't talk much about that incident...

Is it because he's white?

I mean, I'm probably the pastiest person here.

@Teatac he’s the village fool, so technically, we have to count him.

@Willy no, the village whore

I’m about to nuke the old server.

Tactical nuke incoming!

R.I.P. Messiah of Kek's Land of Autism

A moment of silence if you will...

@everyone Press "N", "I", "G", "G", "E", "R" to pay respects

Niggerific

Those damn Nyggers

Taking our land and raping our wamyn

-rule34 Knuckles

Horse shit

What else can I do to whom....?

pls spank @Krelin

Only if the balls touch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACW2lFAnkjw

Hullo @Arketer

https://youtu.be/xUXIVGC1qP4

@Walruss Uh...Kek?

@Trini Dayana Rivera ...ok...

He's a disciplinary. @vermin

He has my approval to beat you all.

If you're into kinky shit like that, sure.

Rejoice ma Brudas!

Tatsumaki has been slacking. Welcome @IRATE PROSTATE

Is @Deleted User still here?

"Shithole Countries" ...I mean... He's not wrong...

Eh, I hear conflicting stories about South Africa.

Yes, purely because colonialism was allowed to persist, it is, by default, the best country in Africa.

Minus Uganda of course...

SPIT ON DIS MAN!

*spit, spit, spit*

Yes

Actually, he won primarilly because he got the electoral college to swing in his favor.

Despite the Dems having that unfair as fuck 55 point head-start.

It wasn't the polls, I was referencing the results.

@Duke of Petchington It's always been Cuckafornia.

Then you have Texasshole

Anyone else here think the word "cuck" should be retired as an insult? It's just been so over-used I group it together with fascist, racist, and sexist.

Florida is full of old people

Virginia is either full of decent people, or backwoods hillbillies.

Nobody cares about the Dakotas honestly.

All that's there is fracking, and Mt. Rushmore

Your need for weed shall soon be satisfied all over though

I've already had three people come towards me telling me to invest in weed.

I'd rather invest in tobbacco companies, because the Chinese evidently love American cigarettes.

Wot?

Probably New Mexico I would think

We test all our shit there

Alright, so I'm not sure if this one segment in my next video is a fucked-up kind of funny, or just plain-old fucked-up. But, a warning to you all, this next video will contain some gore.

I may or may not have imploded a child's head...

It's done in a semi-humorous context though, and technically, it's not really supposed to be a child, but I guess we'll see what happens...

Who?

Question for @everyone is pegging gay?

May I get an explaination as to why or why not, in no less than 300 words, in MLA format, Times New Roman, 12pt font?

https://youtu.be/ORDjK9qkRNA

What did everyone think of today's video?

For shame

SPIT ON DIS MAN!!!

I want to die

Because Sun-kun is a thing.

A nigger on the sun

Do your worst internet.

You're talking to someone who has a history of that.

@Trini Dayana Rivera Share context with the rest of the class

@dick balls should be off now

Some more of the theatrics are going to be more anime-esk when it comes to the skit videos.

@Willy the first two minutes of the Shrek video are done

Sadly, it will be the last Shrek video I forsee I will ever make

@Reasor you have earn them

‘Twas 5 AM you cunts

@Reasor Traps are gay

@everyone @Reasor about some pointless shit

It was entertaining