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2018-11-01 03:31:29 UTC

Sup chemo

2018-11-01 03:31:40 UTC

BB's geting that dressup pussy

2018-11-01 03:31:45 UTC

I'm programming

2018-11-01 03:31:51 UTC

Right right....

2018-11-01 03:31:59 UTC

I dont know what BB's doing for real

2018-11-01 03:32:03 UTC

I'm making shit up

2018-11-01 03:32:10 UTC

To fit my narrative.

2018-11-01 03:32:13 UTC

I'm larping as CNN

2018-11-01 03:32:26 UTC

Yeah it's all good...Hopefully she's doing something for him.

2018-11-01 03:32:35 UTC

#ShotsFired

2018-11-01 03:32:46 UTC

I mean she doesn't clean, she doesn't cook....

2018-11-01 03:32:54 UTC

She's gotta suck a mean dick.

2018-11-01 03:33:05 UTC

She hardly seems to give a fuck but what do I know?

2018-11-01 03:33:10 UTC

NOTHING

2018-11-01 03:33:13 UTC

YOU KNOW NOTHING

2018-11-01 03:33:25 UTC

Right right and Sparks flying outta her pussy too

2018-11-01 03:33:35 UTC

Oh btw, I scratched by balls and sniffed them.

2018-11-01 03:33:49 UTC

Of course I'm just in rare form

2018-11-01 03:33:53 UTC

Sweet

2018-11-01 03:34:05 UTC

I put the ball cheese on my pasta.

2018-11-01 03:34:17 UTC

Dude I did the same thing last night

2018-11-01 03:34:18 UTC

I didn't even need a grater, just my fingernails

2018-11-01 03:34:28 UTC

did you have a sauce?

2018-11-01 03:35:08 UTC

Of course I had sauce..... ragù nigga.....But have you ever fucked a cow with narcolepsy?

2018-11-01 03:35:19 UTC

No I refuse to fuck Ronald.

2018-11-01 03:35:32 UTC

He's offered serious moolah

2018-11-01 03:35:49 UTC

You know I thought the same thing but when they fall asleep the fun really begins

2018-11-01 03:35:53 UTC

10 dollars and a 6 piece mcnugget

2018-11-01 03:36:03 UTC

Shit that expensive

2018-11-01 03:36:10 UTC

I'm not cheap hun.

2018-11-01 03:36:15 UTC

looooooooooooooooooooool

2018-11-01 03:36:17 UTC

Bwaahahahahaaa

2018-11-01 03:36:20 UTC

imma be drunk tho

2018-11-01 03:36:55 UTC

Im gonna blame it on that too.... Dunno why I decided to drink

2018-11-01 03:37:18 UTC

I hardly ever

2018-11-01 03:38:23 UTC

Just as long as Ron wears the thigh highs I don't think he'll care

2018-11-01 03:38:38 UTC

Anyways

2018-11-01 03:39:30 UTC

Long live the jidf server

2018-11-01 03:39:36 UTC

Peace nigga

2018-11-01 03:58:14 UTC

🖕🏻😝🖕🏻

2018-11-01 03:58:49 UTC

Fuck jidf server to the infinite power

2018-11-01 04:00:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495039700776648714/507403448703254538/shaun_king_versus_goyim.png

2018-11-01 04:59:30 UTC

what a dopey cunt.

2018-11-01 05:02:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495039700776648714/507419048749957130/677.png

2018-11-01 08:42:06 UTC

Why can’t I watch that even with the app? 😔

2018-11-01 08:42:56 UTC

No 🍟 for me. 🙁

2018-11-01 08:52:34 UTC
2018-11-01 08:52:49 UTC

Are you awake?

2018-11-01 08:54:11 UTC

4am is boring

2018-11-01 09:01:17 UTC

Also, you looked better green

2018-11-01 09:07:01 UTC

Where are you Zorro?

2018-11-01 09:09:51 UTC

Lol

2018-11-01 09:10:43 UTC

Well you already fixed it, but I want to know why I can’t copy that link and put it in my app.

because app is stupid and I have no idea how iphone handles webp

the default answer is because you live in ghetto of cellphoneland

2018-11-01 09:11:49 UTC

I can’t copy it through discord and I can’t copy it with my phone either after click it

2018-11-01 09:12:14 UTC

?

I struggled for 40 years in the desert trying to play a webp file

2018-11-01 09:12:43 UTC

iPhone does not handle webm at all. But last time it worked with the app

2018-11-01 09:13:02 UTC

Ok fine I’ll do it your way

why can't they patch their os

well, I could look it up I guess

2018-11-01 09:14:17 UTC

Never mind

2018-11-01 09:14:51 UTC

🆙 | **ℤ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠 leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495039700776648714/507482647459790853/levelUp.png

2018-11-01 09:15:02 UTC

I just don’t know why it worked before and not this time

2018-11-01 09:15:12 UTC

Wait wait

"paste the URL into an app and use a web service to pretend like your phone supports it"

2018-11-01 09:15:45 UTC

Yeah

2018-11-01 09:15:57 UTC

That’s exactly what it won’t let me do

2018-11-01 09:21:06 UTC

Non u

2018-11-01 09:21:14 UTC

That’s French

2018-11-01 09:22:02 UTC

Hahahaha 😊

2018-11-01 09:22:29 UTC

My app is broken

2018-11-01 09:37:03 UTC

Nope it works! Yay

2018-11-01 09:37:23 UTC

Wow that really wasn’t worth it 😂

2018-11-01 09:52:18 UTC

Did I *ask* for fries, dumb-ass?

2018-11-01 09:53:24 UTC

Dumb-ass is one of my favorite things to think at people though 👍🏻

2018-11-01 09:55:00 UTC

Ya got any more of those fucked up videos that don’t work for shit?

2018-11-01 09:58:18 UTC

you got any more of those Iphones that cant read shit?

2018-11-01 09:58:29 UTC

No

2018-11-01 09:58:32 UTC

TombRaid

2018-11-01 09:58:56 UTC

What

2018-11-01 10:03:41 UTC

BrokeBack

2018-11-01 10:06:18 UTC

nig box

2018-11-01 10:12:14 UTC

🙃

2018-11-01 10:19:45 UTC

KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride

2018-11-01 12:18:39 UTC

It's ok, her iphone problems are always someone elses problem

2018-11-01 12:18:52 UTC

God forbid the bitch buys a computer

2018-11-01 12:19:14 UTC

>Lives in McMansion
>Doesn't have overpriced fully watercooled PC with lots of RGB LED's on it

2018-11-01 12:20:25 UTC

>Doesn't have watercooled RAM

2018-11-01 12:20:47 UTC

I dont even know what you're sucking dick for if you dont have a computer

2018-11-01 12:35:26 UTC

breadbox figure out linux pussy

2018-11-01 12:46:27 UTC

If you think I’m frustrating now just wait until I try to figure out a computer 😆

2018-11-01 12:49:45 UTC

We'll teach you about google

2018-11-01 12:49:50 UTC

And ignore you and your problems.

2018-11-01 12:53:49 UTC

I know about google but I don’t want to be its friend. The world is in a sorry state if we’ve come to that.

2018-11-01 12:54:17 UTC

Oh then you use your pussy magic to waste everybody elses time

2018-11-01 12:54:23 UTC

You freeloading leech

2018-11-01 12:54:25 UTC

Alexa, Siri and Google can go fuck thenselves

2018-11-01 12:54:48 UTC

>Strawman to avoid the fact I'm too stupid to type things into a box so I'll waste everybody elses time being a vapid cunt

2018-11-01 12:55:03 UTC

I see you worthless bitch.

2018-11-01 12:55:10 UTC

Good morning Sunshine

2018-11-01 12:55:23 UTC

Good morning 'probably paid to waste peoples time'

2018-11-01 12:55:29 UTC

If not you should be

2018-11-01 12:55:46 UTC

Fine. See me. I see you too ya moody fuck

2018-11-01 12:56:06 UTC

>Oy vey, somebody's calling me out on my inability to help myself in the information age!

2018-11-01 12:56:12 UTC

Lol

2018-11-01 12:56:23 UTC

Don't laugh with cum in your mouth.

2018-11-01 12:56:43 UTC

Which I assume is there, because that's basically the only thing I can think of to derive value from your existence.

2018-11-01 12:56:57 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself stupid

2018-11-01 12:57:01 UTC

Don’t think of it. Just try that

2018-11-01 12:57:23 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself stupid

2018-11-01 12:57:27 UTC

Ok

2018-11-01 12:57:32 UTC

Don't be proud of being stupid.

2018-11-01 12:58:14 UTC

>Doodly doo, I'm stupid a stupid girl, help me? hehe

2018-11-01 12:58:16 UTC

This is you

2018-11-01 12:58:18 UTC

Every day.

2018-11-01 12:58:54 UTC

Haha sometimes yeah. But you guys know things I do not 🤷🏼‍♀️

2018-11-01 12:59:13 UTC

Because we search and educate ourselves you stupid cunt

2018-11-01 12:59:26 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com

2018-11-01 12:59:31 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 12:59:32 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 12:59:33 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 12:59:33 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 12:59:34 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 12:59:35 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 12:59:35 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 12:59:36 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 12:59:36 UTC

Learn 2 Help Yourself https://www.google.com/

2018-11-01 13:00:40 UTC

Well if Zorro did not know the answer to my question I was not likely to figure it out through Google. And we still don’t know ...

2018-11-01 13:01:13 UTC

Imagine typing into a box that will find all the information humanity has on a topic.

2018-11-01 13:01:19 UTC

And still asking somebody.

2018-11-01 13:01:28 UTC

Haha cant imagine...nope

2018-11-01 13:01:43 UTC

Who is a programmer and understands how these things work

2018-11-01 13:01:57 UTC

Who is the person deflecting from the fact they're too stupid and lazy to help themselves.

2018-11-01 13:01:57 UTC

Didn't want ppl to see me doing at work ha

2018-11-01 13:02:16 UTC

Ha did anyway tho

2018-11-01 13:02:40 UTC

I did not ask you,Grumpy

2018-11-01 13:03:13 UTC

I dont care who you asked, help your fucking self you lazy cunt

2018-11-01 13:03:47 UTC

I’m not going to teach myself programming so I never have to ask a question again

2018-11-01 13:04:20 UTC

If you're too stupid to figure it out, you dont' deserve to know.

2018-11-01 13:04:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495039700776648714/507540416728399882/51zcKeFVkL._SL300_.jpg

2018-11-01 13:04:28 UTC

If you're too stupid to try to figure it out, you don't deserve help.

2018-11-01 13:04:34 UTC

Smart ass Stedly

2018-11-01 13:04:36 UTC

In fact

2018-11-01 13:04:46 UTC

You're so lazy and proud of it, you should by default not get help

2018-11-01 13:04:55 UTC

The only reason anybody bothers to try to help you is because you have a vagina.

2018-11-01 13:05:04 UTC

If stedly asked me.

2018-11-01 13:05:07 UTC

I'd tell him to kill himself.

2018-11-01 13:05:17 UTC

Learn to help yourself you worthless bitch

2018-11-01 13:05:30 UTC

Or go do what you should be doing and cleaning your fucking house

2018-11-01 13:05:31 UTC

Well that’s because you are an asshole

2018-11-01 13:05:35 UTC

Or taking care of your family

2018-11-01 13:05:56 UTC

I can do both

2018-11-01 13:06:02 UTC

Multi talented

2018-11-01 13:06:03 UTC

Or anythign other than spending MONTHS on end being stupid and asking for help because you're too STUPID to look for yourself

2018-11-01 13:06:15 UTC

Fuck you

2018-11-01 13:06:16 UTC

No you obviously can't do anything

2018-11-01 13:06:23 UTC

You wish cunt

2018-11-01 13:06:27 UTC

Haha

2018-11-01 13:06:40 UTC

Even your husband doesn't really want fuckall to do with you

2018-11-01 13:06:51 UTC

Hence poker, golf, and leaving you with us to deal with.

2018-11-01 13:07:39 UTC

We're his wifes babysitter

2018-11-01 13:07:40 UTC

lol

2018-11-01 13:07:46 UTC

Kinda

2018-11-01 13:08:02 UTC

Fuck. Who babysits us?

2018-11-01 13:08:08 UTC

i dunno vro

2018-11-01 13:08:17 UTC

I babysit myself, but some cuck dumped his wife on us.

2018-11-01 13:08:33 UTC

Like we need another airplane hanger.

2018-11-01 13:08:40 UTC

Send it back, i want a new one.

2018-11-01 13:08:44 UTC

I'm trying

2018-11-01 13:08:46 UTC

Well you can retreat to your safe place anytime you choose

2018-11-01 13:08:50 UTC

But it doesn't get we dont love it

Thatll cost you about 120 mil

2018-11-01 13:09:02 UTC

Booo

2018-11-01 13:09:14 UTC

>Please leave shitlord, I want to be a stupid bitch without getting called on it

2018-11-01 13:09:19 UTC

I'd pay it if she really fucks off

2018-11-01 13:09:53 UTC

Meh

2018-11-01 13:09:55 UTC

Imagine being such a shitty wife your husband literally doesnt care if you neglect him and his family to hang out on discord.

2018-11-01 13:10:11 UTC

She's gotta suck a mean dick

DM's about to go out en masse

2018-11-01 13:10:16 UTC

OR he didn't get a prenup

2018-11-01 13:10:42 UTC

The bitch doesn't DM me anymore since I started sharing the cancer.

Or he's probably a tort lawyer and hates his life

2018-11-01 13:10:49 UTC

I bet he didn't get a prenup

2018-11-01 13:11:07 UTC

He was too high on vagina magic and said fuck it, we'll send it.

Judging by the mcmansioness of the house I would agree

2018-11-01 13:11:53 UTC

Like she literally must suck the meanest cock.

2018-11-01 13:12:04 UTC

I'd give up half my assets to get away from that.

thats alot of tendies vro

and fucc I would too

not the comp tho

2018-11-01 13:12:33 UTC

worth every undipped dino tendie

nice and warm in there

Being gay has got to be the most meta fucking thing out there right now

2018-11-01 13:13:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495039700776648714/507542823835402260/bellas_baby_sitter.png

2018-11-01 13:14:09 UTC

Capped for forever

2018-11-01 13:14:16 UTC

Bella admitting we babysit her for her husband

2018-11-01 13:14:32 UTC

I got a nice little stash of bella cancer

not even worth the caps since it isnt a MOS nigger imo but you do you

2018-11-01 13:15:37 UTC

I got rid of all those faggots.

2018-11-01 13:15:54 UTC

I guess I’m his favorite chew toy to keep his teeth sharp

2018-11-01 13:16:03 UTC

No, you're just next.

2018-11-01 13:16:21 UTC

I’m pretty resilient

2018-11-01 13:16:38 UTC

Good.

2018-11-01 13:17:01 UTC

But by the end you'll hear what we're saying repeat in your head.

2018-11-01 13:17:10 UTC

And you will either go mad, and kill yourself.

2018-11-01 13:17:16 UTC

Or you will learn how to help yourself.

2018-11-01 13:17:21 UTC

You just don’t really effect me

2018-11-01 13:17:44 UTC

I could always ramp it up.

2018-11-01 13:18:55 UTC

But that presumes that you matter to me beyond entertainment. How does ramping it up matter if I just don’t care?

2018-11-01 13:19:02 UTC

You do care.

2018-11-01 13:19:08 UTC

Or you wouldn't be responding

Because you're still here

2018-11-01 13:19:12 UTC

You'd be doing something of value

2018-11-01 13:19:13 UTC

Exactly

Like downloading books and googling thins

2018-11-01 13:19:35 UTC

bitch can't barely read

2018-11-01 13:19:43 UTC

Hahaha

2018-11-01 13:19:45 UTC

good thing we type at a 5th grade reading level

2018-11-01 13:20:20 UTC

Telll nathan's wife I said 'Hey bitch, I'll be in town next week, you wanna fuck some more'

2018-11-01 13:20:39 UTC

You can come too Bella but you only get to suck the cumshot out of her ass

2018-11-01 13:22:08 UTC

5th grade is generous

2018-11-01 13:22:17 UTC

That's it?

2018-11-01 13:22:20 UTC

It took you that long for that?

2018-11-01 13:22:26 UTC

Jesus.

2018-11-01 13:22:27 UTC

No I’m censoring myself

2018-11-01 13:22:42 UTC

Why bitch, then you might actually come off as real instead of fake

2018-11-01 13:24:16 UTC

Projection.

2018-11-01 13:24:32 UTC

Says the leech

Can you send us a meme

2018-11-01 13:25:03 UTC

do u even seed bro

2018-11-01 13:25:05 UTC

No

2018-11-01 13:25:22 UTC

>Can't meme
>Can't cook
>Can't clean

2018-11-01 13:25:37 UTC

Must have gud s u c c

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