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2018-10-26 12:32:36 UTC

You're the one entertaining me here.

2018-10-26 12:32:38 UTC

I do admit @Douglas Castle
I do think @PenSHITLORD has some "social interaction" issues

2018-10-26 12:32:46 UTC

😑

2018-10-26 12:32:55 UTC

Oh he has more issues than that, dude.

2018-10-26 12:32:56 UTC

You guys just don't get I fuck my body pillow with your tears

2018-10-26 12:33:09 UTC

I like it when they dry out and the salt starts to chaffe

2018-10-26 12:33:38 UTC

The only thing that would be better, is if I could get you to cry on my cock directly

2018-10-26 12:33:43 UTC

<:gay:498623974029131788>

2018-10-26 12:33:49 UTC

Then I'd give you a good 'ol mushroom stamp for your effort

2018-10-26 12:33:59 UTC

Hehe

2018-10-26 12:34:51 UTC

Back in the day, she this was all fields
That was gay as fuck

2018-10-26 12:34:57 UTC

For some reason your stuff always comes back around to being gay and/or having to do with cock.. Maybe you need to get some. Or something..

2018-10-26 12:35:09 UTC

You're getting there.

2018-10-26 12:35:19 UTC

But you bantz like a normie telling your momma jokes

2018-10-26 12:35:29 UTC

you so gay, you need a cock

2018-10-26 12:35:30 UTC

That's you

2018-10-26 12:35:34 UTC

That's your bantz

2018-10-26 12:35:43 UTC

Come on faggot, at least try to keep up

2018-10-26 12:36:11 UTC

Keep going dude. Keeping up with a dumbass like you is the last thing on my to do list.

2018-10-26 12:36:12 UTC

Can't, mouth full

2018-10-26 12:36:40 UTC

I have more important things to do, like go change the air in my tires.

2018-10-26 12:36:44 UTC

> Keeping up with a dumbass like you is the last thing on my to do list.
Still here

2018-10-26 12:37:06 UTC

I'm having breakfast..

2018-10-26 12:37:12 UTC
2018-10-26 12:37:23 UTC

Me too @Douglas Castle your ex wfie is finally happy.

Im thoroughly entertained

2018-10-26 12:37:40 UTC

Wow that was a good one man.

2018-10-26 12:37:48 UTC

I'm drinking coffee looking at a lib I'm going to use today.

2018-10-26 12:37:57 UTC

mmm breakfast, that reminds me I need some.

2018-10-26 12:38:16 UTC

And triggering @Douglas Castle

2018-10-26 12:38:36 UTC

I may have to go to my cry closet when I get done with my bfast..

2018-10-26 12:38:41 UTC

Do it on my cock

2018-10-26 12:38:45 UTC

I'm running low on lube.

Live stream it too

We need to me a bot that calls you a faggot for putting excess periods at the end of statements.......................

t................

2018-10-26 12:40:46 UTC

..................

you got that lib @PenSHITLORD .........................................?

2018-10-26 12:41:13 UTC

We need a bot that warns us when Ron walks into the room, the gaydar isn't sensitive enough

2018-10-26 12:41:32 UTC

It only detect the Milo strains of gay

2018-10-26 12:41:46 UTC

Rons form evolved to be much more pervasive

Adderall, Vodka, and cock

2018-10-26 12:41:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505360439891460106/image0.gif

Triple threat FAG

2018-10-26 12:42:10 UTC

@wͫ́í̯̭̭̆̾nͣͣŃT̥̥͕̈́.exͯ̈́̉e͋͆̐ͮ did you hear? I have social interaction issues.

2018-10-26 12:42:25 UTC

You guys are killing me. Think of Chem as a trigger trigger-Er. He/she? Desensitizes us so we can toughen up.

2018-10-26 12:42:36 UTC

😂

2018-10-26 12:42:39 UTC

>Someone who understands the meta

2018-10-26 12:42:50 UTC

Congrats @LaserTrain you deserve your allocation of air today.

2018-10-26 12:42:59 UTC

Ty ty

2018-10-26 12:43:05 UTC

Lol

2018-10-26 12:43:15 UTC

💀

2018-10-26 12:43:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505360773573378059/9ecc55a6363d85febc1c0cbdffdbe37d1b311b5eef78417eacd8bc39938697d02.jpg

>being Gay
>just be more ........................................................





gAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

2018-10-26 12:43:57 UTC

Or be gayer so I can keep going.

2018-10-26 12:44:09 UTC

I don't care either way.

Its a clear win win

2018-10-26 12:44:23 UTC

So true

my heart is full

2018-10-26 12:44:40 UTC

my heart is full, my balls are empty, @Douglas Castle 's ex-wife is finally satisfied.

2018-10-26 12:45:06 UTC

Shills are like a raw nerve, Chemo pokes at them till they implode. Some are case studies and will be reviewed by other races eons from now.

Im either gay and getting more gay or im gay and going to die

*s e r e n e t y*

2018-10-26 12:45:40 UTC

You must know more about me than I do about myself, considering I've never been married. But please continue.

'classic .................

2018-10-26 12:46:11 UTC

***Classic***

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505361501335584768/uJodX5OhM.png

2018-10-26 12:46:33 UTC

@Douglas Castle sorry, I misinterpreted your internet history...this woman is your mom.

2018-10-26 12:47:07 UTC

So guise, I’m thinking of starting my own YouTube channel. LaserTrain

2018-10-26 12:47:18 UTC

Fucking gay

2018-10-26 12:47:23 UTC

Fluffy beat me to it

2018-10-26 12:47:28 UTC

So that’s a yes?

>Laser train trying to be reverse meta

2018-10-26 12:47:43 UTC

Lol

2018-10-26 12:47:59 UTC

@LaserTrain game recognize game vro

DON T HATE THA PLAYA HATE THE ............................................................ *playa* ?

2018-10-26 12:48:36 UTC

I always like to say Awesome knows Awesome

I always like to say Awesomest knowm'nst Awesomesomn'snt

2018-10-26 12:50:11 UTC

We need big gay Tim Cook to put a Foxconn plant in south Mexico, problem solved.

2018-10-26 12:51:39 UTC

The world wants devices, get Aeon Flux going down there. Let them build the tools of our enslavement.

2018-10-26 12:51:54 UTC

Keep the $ on our continent.

Listen SChlomo

2018-10-26 12:52:22 UTC

Bwaahahahahaaa jewtube is censoring that video

That plant going to tim cooks homeland

2018-10-26 12:52:43 UTC

They're even removing it from my search history

2018-10-26 12:52:51 UTC

Awe, Spartacus finally got his, he is part of the cool kids after all 😉

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the b I g Gaye

2018-10-26 12:53:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505363360683130922/bbf9cc13663226b7acb2140549800048e7f7dc2d69ba8fc468884268e033573a.jpg

2018-10-26 12:55:58 UTC

fuck you @8bit

2018-10-26 12:56:03 UTC

Night night 8butt

2018-10-26 12:56:11 UTC

I'll bottom if you insist.

2018-10-26 12:56:24 UTC

When n where bby

2018-10-26 12:56:28 UTC

shes hot and not a jew - wedding ring is on the right hand

2018-10-26 12:56:46 UTC

vro, I'm no expert on wahmen

2018-10-26 12:56:50 UTC

But I think the ring goes on the left hand

shifting shapes

2018-10-26 12:57:30 UTC

it does if you're not irish

2018-10-26 12:57:33 UTC

then it goes on the right

2018-10-26 12:57:35 UTC

nigger.

2018-10-26 12:57:42 UTC

FUCK YOU AUSTRALIAN NIGGER

2018-10-26 12:57:47 UTC

😢

2018-10-26 12:57:49 UTC

im no expert, just looked it up

2018-10-26 12:57:59 UTC

I'll buy dinner and everything tho @7alon

2018-10-26 12:58:07 UTC

see

2018-10-26 12:58:15 UTC

that's a gentleman

2018-10-26 12:58:21 UTC

Only for u bby

2018-10-26 12:58:28 UTC

Two timer

2018-10-26 12:58:45 UTC

I enjoyed your mead story.

2018-10-26 12:58:51 UTC

@SC♢TFRΣΣ you that hoe that want to be a side bitch but can't suck cock well enough to justify the risk.

2018-10-26 12:58:53 UTC

You promised me that too

2018-10-26 12:58:56 UTC

@Mr. Sofaking Fluffykins , that vid is power

2018-10-26 13:00:00 UTC

I gave you my shitepipe and you took my dignity

2018-10-26 13:00:09 UTC

False.

2018-10-26 13:00:21 UTC

>Making shit up like a bitch trying to get custody of their kids for child support

2018-10-26 13:00:29 UTC
2018-10-26 13:00:47 UTC

>Dont stick yo dick in cray

>Your Childhood is my monetary gain nigger

2018-10-26 13:01:10 UTC

looool

2018-10-26 13:01:19 UTC

I'm not even done with my first espresso

2018-10-26 13:01:23 UTC

Today gonna be a good day

wow you really are the big GAYE

2018-10-26 13:01:41 UTC

I am the biggest GAYE

2018-10-26 13:01:50 UTC

I have never once said I wasn't a degenerate faggot

2018-10-26 13:01:53 UTC

Yugest

I had venti 7 shot asspresso yesterday

2018-10-26 13:01:54 UTC

I only claim to fuck a body pillow

needed more ass

2018-10-26 13:02:16 UTC

ah so that's how shitlawd gets himself pumped for shit talking > adrenal fatigue > natural aggression levels spike > maximum athenticity

2018-10-26 13:02:20 UTC

genius.

I judge my coffee by how many pixels I can smell per cubic millimeter after

2018-10-26 13:02:46 UTC

I just can't stop.

2018-10-26 13:02:58 UTC

I don't need to get pumped, I just can't stop

2018-10-26 13:03:03 UTC

why stop something beautiful

2018-10-26 13:03:17 UTC

XD

2018-10-26 13:03:20 UTC

Right.

2018-10-26 13:03:21 UTC

i'm so gay

2018-10-26 13:03:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505365839302754314/4e0955eef586cc10739e790aa23cccb316225a92d15d2f0f4db97a9405f50b05.png

*the numbers all go to eleven*

2018-10-26 13:04:34 UTC

I want a bomb now......geesh.

2018-10-26 13:04:57 UTC

Smell the glove

2018-10-26 13:05:42 UTC

this is one fucking retarded FF

2018-10-26 13:06:06 UTC

Best ever, comedy gold

2018-10-26 13:06:20 UTC

Stand ups got material for months

2018-10-26 13:06:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505366601629958145/DplAO1RWsAAw4ke.png

2018-10-26 13:06:36 UTC

that face though

2018-10-26 13:07:27 UTC

***taking image***

2018-10-26 13:07:27 UTC

***You know I had to do it to em***

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505366855964164097/PwZcvPUJS.png

2018-10-26 13:15:01 UTC

So you all are saying you will or won’t watch my YouTube channel? Probably better if you don’t so it doesn’t get automatically flagged by you bunch of fags

2018-10-26 13:17:42 UTC

We'll do better than that

2018-10-26 13:17:51 UTC

We'll treat you like shit whenever you link them here too.

2018-10-26 13:20:34 UTC

And you will all secretly watch and appreciate the effort. Fuckers! I know yous

2018-10-26 13:20:35 UTC

🆙 | **LaserTrain leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505370159129821185/levelUp.png

2018-10-26 13:20:52 UTC

And never admit it

2018-10-26 13:20:59 UTC

sounds accurate

2018-10-26 13:21:26 UTC

credfag alert

2018-10-26 13:21:32 UTC

That’s why I love you all. In a gay way

2018-10-26 13:21:38 UTC

I'm happy you think your narcissism outweights how much I want you to fail in every possible way.

2018-10-26 13:21:38 UTC

i'm gay too

2018-10-26 13:21:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505370423806918657/R5DAP-l.png

2018-10-26 13:21:56 UTC

Morning everyone! What’s up, looks like some micropeens be trying to hard, eh?

2018-10-26 13:22:04 UTC

2018-10-26 13:22:15 UTC

I’m getting in the shower and listening to SGT report. Ha!

2018-10-26 13:22:15 UTC

2018-10-26 13:22:40 UTC

No, secureteam

2018-10-26 13:22:47 UTC

That the one with quite frankly, @LaserTrain

2018-10-26 13:23:14 UTC

micropeens need love too

2018-10-26 13:23:29 UTC

And they need soap

2018-10-26 13:23:35 UTC

Wash them peens

2018-10-26 13:24:19 UTC

are there micro vag's as well?

2018-10-26 13:24:21 UTC

hmmmm

2018-10-26 13:24:25 UTC

no

2018-10-26 13:24:30 UTC

only endless chasms

2018-10-26 13:24:41 UTC

Yeah they’re called assholes

2018-10-26 13:24:59 UTC

Well I just learned something new y'all.

2018-10-26 13:25:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505371344276422656/assholee.jpg

2018-10-26 13:26:02 UTC

What’s the difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly this d in your ass.

2018-10-26 13:26:10 UTC

😏☕️

2018-10-26 13:27:30 UTC

I think I’ll still be drunk next Tuesday

2018-10-26 13:27:33 UTC

lol

2018-10-26 13:27:33 UTC

🆙 | **CIA NPC (7alon) leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489837874393645066/505371914617880596/levelUp.png

2018-10-26 13:27:39 UTC

i love that meme

2018-10-26 13:27:57 UTC

Oh pack it in boys

2018-10-26 13:28:02 UTC

The mods are awake

2018-10-26 13:28:04 UTC

_leaves_

2018-10-26 13:28:13 UTC

I ain’t playin

2018-10-26 13:28:19 UTC

😮

2018-10-26 13:28:29 UTC

NEITHER IS YOUR HUSBAND WHEN HE JELLYS HIS DICK IN YOUR ASSHOLE

2018-10-26 13:28:33 UTC

LOL

2018-10-26 13:28:47 UTC

I told you that in confidence

2018-10-26 13:28:52 UTC

What?

2018-10-26 13:29:09 UTC

Private

2018-10-26 13:29:19 UTC

>Thinks the reverse trolling will work this morning

2018-10-26 13:29:27 UTC

reverse?

2018-10-26 13:29:29 UTC

Have you not read above

2018-10-26 13:29:34 UTC

I told you I’m not playing

2018-10-26 13:29:38 UTC

She's trying to make me feel guilty

2018-10-26 13:29:49 UTC

Does it work?

2018-10-26 13:29:50 UTC

you can feel guilty?

2018-10-26 13:29:55 UTC

No and no.

2018-10-26 13:30:03 UTC

Bummer

2018-10-26 13:30:06 UTC

Sorry

2018-10-26 13:30:20 UTC

You can feel sorry ?

2018-10-26 13:30:30 UTC

did you deliberately make your colour yellow because its annoying as fuck

Did you deliberately ask about colors because you're gay as fuck?

2018-10-26 13:31:04 UTC

yes

2018-10-26 13:31:12 UTC

Like a rainbow

2018-10-26 13:31:15 UTC

I can pretend to feel sorry.

2018-10-26 13:31:24 UTC

I'd like to see your attempt

2018-10-26 13:31:25 UTC

and rate it

2018-10-26 13:31:46 UTC

I'm sorry you're gay and your girlfriend is fucking around behind your back @7alon

2018-10-26 13:31:54 UTC

*triggered*

2018-10-26 13:32:05 UTC

It’s the micropenis

2018-10-26 13:32:12 UTC

What's the rating though?

2018-10-26 13:32:24 UTC

oh you were trying then?

2018-10-26 13:32:29 UTC

That was my best attempt.

2018-10-26 13:32:30 UTC

<:jidf:499392165814992896>

2018-10-26 13:32:35 UTC

jew/10

2018-10-26 13:32:42 UTC

jew/tendies?

2018-10-26 13:32:50 UTC

fuck i wish i said that tbh..

2018-10-26 13:32:52 UTC

You cant jew me out of tendies, I make my own.

2018-10-26 13:32:56 UTC

edit it vro

2018-10-26 13:32:58 UTC

I won't tell nobody

2018-10-26 13:33:09 UTC

I can't.. god will know

2018-10-26 13:33:14 UTC

Do it.

2018-10-26 13:33:15 UTC

and fist me

2018-10-26 13:33:40 UTC

this is a test to see if i'm really a shill huh

2018-10-26 13:33:43 UTC

can't fool me

2018-10-26 13:33:57 UTC

Not really, I reject everbody, shill or not.

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