lel

I loved that game

But Sargon would get mutilated

not a bit fan of FPS

but Fear is pretty good game

FEAR and FEAR 2 were rock solid. 3 just... well.. we don't talk about 3.

oh noes

don't do the clean Wehrmacht thing Sargs

I keep trying to dismiss it due to it being a fictional timeline, and it's comical nature

buuuuuuuuuut

seeing the Nazis being cozy with the KKK is just..

yeah..

..no..

have a hard time seeing that happening

Nazis are afraid of ghosts

lol

Well, consdering the story of Return to Castle Wolfenstein, that'd make sense

"humanazi"

I'm going to play Grim Dawn

can't be bothered to listen to Sargon talk to his gypsy boyfriend

I live in a county in appalaciha. he was over the top but not impossible

yay it's Uzalu

the James May of livestreams

I thought it was Arch for a second

who is pepes people

rather...what is

look in <#372509090284568577> @trupslp

@trupslp one step above us lurkers

its basically an incentive to participate

well, if you're not already a patreon patron anyway

Something we all aspire to

yeah, patreon overrides that

how does one "level" in discord anyway?

!levels

Go check **Sargon of Akkad**'s leaderboard: <http://mee6.xyz/levels/372507611284766720> :wink:

!rank

Glory to Arsto- errr Kekistan

just by participating

KEK VULT

lol

you get 1 exp for every 1 minute you chat

!rank

!rank

#16? That's way higher than i expected

the level is level 2 though

Same

apparently I'm at level 3 (i went to the bot spam channel) 😉

To fight the racism you must become the racism

wat

If you're a woman you only get xp every 78 seconds

bullshit

wait

haha

"We fought monsters and we became them"

isn't that backwards?

lol

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

no, 78 seconds is more than a minute

it works out

30% more

wow you're right

78 is > 60

totally forgot

also I call bullshit because I'm unaffected.

what's 70% of 60?

well, if they earn 30% less than men

it's 1/70% of 60

they should require 30% more work

because less than 60 is better

*opens calc* 42

<:pepespecial:356316713429499905>

42 secs it is!

huh?

Too lazy for math

Going for higher levels maths, still suck at %

Fuck %

OMG The answer to the ultimate question

18 seconds is the 30% mark. you're making a 30% benefit to women with 42 seconds

and a 30% detriment with 78

and damn it, Sargon is an egalitarian

Does he read this channel?

oh, it's a cat

keep kekistan merit based

I thought it was a two-eyed cacodemon

probably not.

fucking hell, I should go to bed

I don't even think bunty reads his own channel half the time, and he actually knows how discord works.

Oh... you're a UK human eh, reaps?

*maniacal laughter*

what time is it in the UK?

8pm??

I believe it's 11

11PM

pm

welp

10:55 pm

just look up UTC / GMT

12 pm here, weakling

yeah, I can look most things up, but it's less entertaining conversation that way

well, 12 am

I'm in the time zone where it's about to be 6pm, personally

let's just say

the sun is up

so what time is it that you're feeling up obscenely late?

sun up at 11?

I have stopped feeling up Obscenely Late after she told me it was inappropriate

are you or are you not one of the fake news capitalist russians the commie americans warned us about?

I have to apologize for that joke.

even I can't stand behind it

USSA vs United States of Russia

hnnnnnnng

well, I assume you're in south korea, japan, NZ, or are an aussie like bearing

because the time difference is roughly 12 hours there

from me, anyway

and 6 am is as good a time as any to feel up obscenely late

This is true.

wew lad, I guess the livestream discord spam worked

bot-commands goin' off up there

yeah

Sargon gave up on Wolf2 and went back to Civ6, lel

"Category: comedy"

indeed

Ten Shekels say Sargon goes Commie with Greece

bbl, have to go spend gold to use solidified diabetes to teach little hobgoblins that entitlement is scary.

(... aka, buying halloween candy)

"Internalized communism"

I wanna make a gif of ethan in white face of that

except color him red and yellow

this guy...

That name rings a bell

OH NOES

heyyyyy the dude is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFC8HNAy_OE

wait, is he working on a card game based off of dictators

good shit

top trumps

Watch Academic agents live stream. He started it with PM candidates

yeah

Wwww

Vee is being a retard in character creation

lol sargon just read my comment

Vee should just be a thief if he's gonna have a high charisma

RIP this campaign

I'm gonna laugh when Vee dies in the first battle

"Wow, I can't believe you guys are criticizing my retarded ass character."

Be nice to Franti

?

I still am claiming you are vee

Are they playing dnd?

Yes

Fuck

I'll have to watch the vod

And it's a crusade campaign

**DEUS VULT INTESIFYING**

**DEUS VULT**

Is vee playing a jew?

He's playing a shit cleric

They're making the characters right now

lol

who draws all the pictures?

I do not know

Arch is being a dumbass too now

A high Dex build plateaus

A lot of good it will do him when the monsters hit him regardless

I hate this fake-tank build

A tank needs high HP, period

There are also spells that are guaranteed to hit

@Deleted User what edition are they playing?

5th

GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

5th is the best edition

no no no

2nd is best

I used to be retarded too

Then I realized that a streamlined set of rules led to better games

>implying clownshoes is not best game

one funny thing I noticed about DND is that the teleport spell extends for hundreds of miles which can easily get you into space

there are also fake teleport spells where you can trick your opponent about the destination

I believe you can't actually go the space tho

so you can kill people by tricking them into teleporting into space

lol

5th edition cantrips are broken AF

I hate that about 5th

the damage is way too high

you mean low

no, the fire one does 1d10

and the basic monsters have too many attacks

what's the avg hp for lvl 20?

higher than previous, they upped the hit dies mostly

d4 hit die doesn't exist anymore for example

is it roll hp or avg hp?

or what?

whatever the DM wants, normally you roll

what is vee playing?

He is playing a cleric with low WIS and high CHA

WIS is the caster stat for cleric

and CHA is dump

...

that's what I thought

As I said, shit cleric

because he wants to persuade and intimidate

Does he have high dex so he can steal stuff?

but like, you can _just do that with spells_

like the gypsy he is?

idk, I don't think he did

Arch has high Dex

I think Vee's Dex was like 11

or 12

and like a tard, he thinks that is tanking just because he has high dex

evasion tank != tank

Dex is probably the most universally good stat

^

but like, if you want to tank, you also need CON

like, how does any tabletop gamer not know that at this point?

and arch has no con?

not sure

I've never played DnD and i know this

but he said "I have high Dex so I am a tank"

when Vee said he wasn't a tank

and a good tank would never claim to be tanking because they have high Dex

like you said, tanking isn't about _avoiding_ damage

everyone wants to do that

tanking is about taking damage and not dying

There's always the possabillity that they're just fucking with us

I guess, I mean, you can watch them type all this out on stream

no scrump for this?

So, Arch's gonna be a shit tank and Vee a shit cleric. I bet Sargon's gonna be a shit rogue

no I think Sargon is DMing

maybe he has a char too, IDK

I wanna run a crusade campaign now

gonna have to write one out

think I'll let this play out though and steal their good ideas

seems like Crusade would have to be a low magic setting

in order to feel right

also Mohammed can be the final boss

as a Lich

you have to destroy his phylactery

which is ironically a jewish word

and his phylactery is Aisha's pelvic bone

lmao

this is so wrong

http://orig04.deviantart.net/cfb9/f/2013/168/9/3/liche_vizier_by_chriskuhlmann-d69igcs.jpg

Would this do for Lich Mohammed

not bad

In the name of Allah, make better characters

lol

how's the stream going?