#live-stream-chat (Discord ID: 372508124436758528) in /r/SargonOfAkkad (Sparta), page 2


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2017-10-27 21:23:21 UTC

lel

2017-10-27 21:23:24 UTC

I loved that game

2017-10-27 21:23:28 UTC

But Sargon would get mutilated

2017-10-27 21:23:38 UTC

not a bit fan of FPS

2017-10-27 21:23:42 UTC

but Fear is pretty good game

2017-10-27 21:23:46 UTC

FEAR and FEAR 2 were rock solid. 3 just... well.. we don't talk about 3.

2017-10-27 21:24:24 UTC

oh noes

2017-10-27 21:24:33 UTC

don't do the clean Wehrmacht thing Sargs

2017-10-27 21:26:39 UTC

I keep trying to dismiss it due to it being a fictional timeline, and it's comical nature

2017-10-27 21:26:41 UTC

buuuuuuuuuut

2017-10-27 21:26:48 UTC

seeing the Nazis being cozy with the KKK is just..

2017-10-27 21:26:50 UTC

yeah..

2017-10-27 21:26:51 UTC

..no..

2017-10-27 21:26:58 UTC

have a hard time seeing that happening

2017-10-27 21:27:14 UTC

Nazis are afraid of ghosts

2017-10-27 21:27:24 UTC

lol

2017-10-27 21:27:43 UTC

Well, consdering the story of Return to Castle Wolfenstein, that'd make sense

2017-10-27 21:28:31 UTC

"humanazi"

2017-10-27 21:29:47 UTC

I'm going to play Grim Dawn

2017-10-27 21:30:01 UTC

can't be bothered to listen to Sargon talk to his gypsy boyfriend

2017-10-27 21:30:07 UTC

I live in a county in appalaciha. he was over the top but not impossible

2017-10-27 21:30:40 UTC

yay it's Uzalu

2017-10-27 21:30:43 UTC

the James May of livestreams

2017-10-27 21:30:51 UTC

I thought it was Arch for a second

2017-10-27 21:41:28 UTC

who is pepes people

2017-10-27 21:41:44 UTC

rather...what is

2017-10-27 21:45:57 UTC

look in <#372509090284568577> @trupslp

2017-10-27 21:46:27 UTC

@trupslp one step above us lurkers

2017-10-27 21:46:52 UTC

its basically an incentive to participate

2017-10-27 21:48:11 UTC

well, if you're not already a patreon patron anyway

2017-10-27 21:48:15 UTC

Something we all aspire to

2017-10-27 21:48:24 UTC

yeah, patreon overrides that

2017-10-27 21:48:29 UTC

how does one "level" in discord anyway?

2017-10-27 21:48:30 UTC

!levels

2017-10-27 21:48:30 UTC

Go check **Sargon of Akkad**'s leaderboard: <http://mee6.xyz/levels/372507611284766720> :wink:

2017-10-27 21:48:32 UTC

!rank

2017-10-27 21:48:32 UTC

2017-10-27 21:48:37 UTC

Glory to Arsto- errr Kekistan

2017-10-27 21:48:42 UTC

just by participating

2017-10-27 21:48:45 UTC

KEK VULT

2017-10-27 21:48:49 UTC

lol

2017-10-27 21:48:52 UTC

you get 1 exp for every 1 minute you chat

2017-10-27 21:49:20 UTC

!rank

2017-10-27 21:49:20 UTC

2017-10-27 21:49:27 UTC

!rank

2017-10-27 21:49:27 UTC

2017-10-27 21:49:46 UTC

#16? That's way higher than i expected

2017-10-27 21:49:58 UTC

the level is level 2 though

2017-10-27 21:50:00 UTC

Same

2017-10-27 21:50:13 UTC

apparently I'm at level 3 (i went to the bot spam channel) πŸ˜‰

2017-10-27 21:50:24 UTC

To fight the racism you must become the racism

2017-10-27 21:50:33 UTC

wat

2017-10-27 21:50:34 UTC

If you're a woman you only get xp every 78 seconds

2017-10-27 21:50:43 UTC

bullshit

2017-10-27 21:50:46 UTC

wait

2017-10-27 21:50:48 UTC

haha

2017-10-27 21:50:49 UTC

"We fought monsters and we became them"

2017-10-27 21:50:53 UTC

isn't that backwards?

2017-10-27 21:50:57 UTC

lol

2017-10-27 21:51:02 UTC

Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

2017-10-27 21:51:03 UTC

no, 78 seconds is more than a minute

2017-10-27 21:51:06 UTC

it works out

2017-10-27 21:51:11 UTC

30% more

2017-10-27 21:51:11 UTC

wow you're right

2017-10-27 21:51:15 UTC

78 is > 60

2017-10-27 21:51:18 UTC

totally forgot

2017-10-27 21:51:31 UTC

also I call bullshit because I'm unaffected.

2017-10-27 21:51:31 UTC

what's 70% of 60?

2017-10-27 21:51:44 UTC

well, if they earn 30% less than men

2017-10-27 21:51:45 UTC

it's 1/70% of 60

2017-10-27 21:51:52 UTC

they should require 30% more work

2017-10-27 21:51:56 UTC

because less than 60 is better

2017-10-27 21:52:03 UTC

*opens calc* 42

2017-10-27 21:52:17 UTC

<:pepespecial:356316713429499905>

2017-10-27 21:52:18 UTC

42 secs it is!

2017-10-27 21:52:31 UTC

huh?

2017-10-27 21:52:33 UTC

Too lazy for math

2017-10-27 21:53:01 UTC

Going for higher levels maths, still suck at %

2017-10-27 21:53:17 UTC

Fuck %

2017-10-27 21:53:17 UTC

OMG The answer to the ultimate question

2017-10-27 21:53:20 UTC

18 seconds is the 30% mark. you're making a 30% benefit to women with 42 seconds

2017-10-27 21:53:32 UTC

and a 30% detriment with 78

2017-10-27 21:53:42 UTC

and damn it, Sargon is an egalitarian

2017-10-27 21:54:00 UTC

Does he read this channel?

2017-10-27 21:54:00 UTC

oh, it's a cat

2017-10-27 21:54:03 UTC

keep kekistan merit based

2017-10-27 21:54:06 UTC

I thought it was a two-eyed cacodemon

2017-10-27 21:54:08 UTC

probably not.

2017-10-27 21:54:10 UTC

fucking hell, I should go to bed

2017-10-27 21:54:32 UTC

I don't even think bunty reads his own channel half the time, and he actually knows how discord works.

2017-10-27 21:54:44 UTC

Oh... you're a UK human eh, reaps?

2017-10-27 21:54:53 UTC

*maniacal laughter*

2017-10-27 21:55:01 UTC

what time is it in the UK?

2017-10-27 21:55:09 UTC

8pm??

2017-10-27 21:55:10 UTC

I believe it's 11

2017-10-27 21:55:11 UTC

11PM

2017-10-27 21:55:12 UTC

pm

2017-10-27 21:55:13 UTC

welp

2017-10-27 21:55:16 UTC

10:55 pm

2017-10-27 21:55:20 UTC

just look up UTC / GMT

2017-10-27 21:55:22 UTC

12 pm here, weakling

2017-10-27 21:55:35 UTC

yeah, I can look most things up, but it's less entertaining conversation that way

2017-10-27 21:55:38 UTC

well, 12 am

2017-10-27 21:56:09 UTC

I'm in the time zone where it's about to be 6pm, personally

2017-10-27 21:56:19 UTC

let's just say

2017-10-27 21:56:20 UTC

the sun is up

2017-10-27 21:56:26 UTC

so what time is it that you're feeling up obscenely late?

2017-10-27 21:56:29 UTC

sun up at 11?

2017-10-27 21:57:01 UTC

I have stopped feeling up Obscenely Late after she told me it was inappropriate

2017-10-27 21:57:03 UTC

are you or are you not one of the fake news capitalist russians the commie americans warned us about?

2017-10-27 21:57:43 UTC

I have to apologize for that joke.

2017-10-27 21:57:50 UTC

even I can't stand behind it

2017-10-27 21:57:56 UTC

USSA vs United States of Russia

2017-10-27 21:58:04 UTC

hnnnnnnng

2017-10-27 21:59:10 UTC

well, I assume you're in south korea, japan, NZ, or are an aussie like bearing

2017-10-27 21:59:21 UTC

because the time difference is roughly 12 hours there

2017-10-27 21:59:31 UTC

from me, anyway

2017-10-27 21:59:52 UTC

and 6 am is as good a time as any to feel up obscenely late

2017-10-27 22:00:49 UTC

This is true.

2017-10-27 22:01:44 UTC

wew lad, I guess the livestream discord spam worked

2017-10-27 22:01:51 UTC

bot-commands goin' off up there

2017-10-27 22:02:00 UTC

yeah

2017-10-27 22:05:25 UTC

Sargon gave up on Wolf2 and went back to Civ6, lel

2017-10-27 22:05:43 UTC

"Category: comedy"

2017-10-27 22:06:58 UTC

indeed

2017-10-27 22:10:35 UTC

Ten Shekels say Sargon goes Commie with Greece

2017-10-27 22:11:07 UTC

bbl, have to go spend gold to use solidified diabetes to teach little hobgoblins that entitlement is scary.

2017-10-27 22:11:35 UTC

(... aka, buying halloween candy)

2017-10-27 23:09:52 UTC

"Internalized communism"

2017-10-27 23:12:59 UTC

I wanna make a gif of ethan in white face of that

2017-10-27 23:13:05 UTC

except color him red and yellow

2017-10-28 21:09:25 UTC

this guy...

2017-10-29 07:02:44 UTC

That name rings a bell

2017-10-29 07:02:52 UTC

OH NOES

2017-10-31 21:34:24 UTC

heyyyyy the dude is live

2017-10-31 21:59:10 UTC

wait, is he working on a card game based off of dictators

2017-10-31 21:59:12 UTC

good shit

2017-10-31 22:00:05 UTC

top trumps

2017-10-31 22:00:05 UTC

Watch Academic agents live stream. He started it with PM candidates

2017-10-31 22:00:06 UTC

yeah

2017-11-28 21:32:22 UTC

Wwww

2017-11-29 20:53:55 UTC

Vee is being a retard in character creation

2017-11-29 20:55:05 UTC

lol sargon just read my comment

2017-11-29 20:55:45 UTC

Vee should just be a thief if he's gonna have a high charisma

2017-11-29 21:00:37 UTC

RIP this campaign

2017-11-29 21:01:01 UTC

I'm gonna laugh when Vee dies in the first battle

2017-11-29 21:01:10 UTC

"Wow, I can't believe you guys are criticizing my retarded ass character."

2017-11-29 21:02:31 UTC

Be nice to Franti

2017-11-29 21:02:44 UTC

?

2017-11-29 21:03:08 UTC

I still am claiming you are vee

2017-11-29 21:08:42 UTC

Are they playing dnd?

2017-11-29 21:08:56 UTC

Yes

2017-11-29 21:09:03 UTC

Fuck

2017-11-29 21:09:09 UTC

I'll have to watch the vod

2017-11-29 21:09:10 UTC

And it's a crusade campaign

2017-11-29 21:09:27 UTC

**DEUS VULT INTESIFYING**

2017-11-29 21:09:32 UTC

**DEUS VULT**

2017-11-29 21:10:15 UTC

Is vee playing a jew?

2017-11-29 21:10:50 UTC

He's playing a shit cleric

2017-11-29 21:11:02 UTC

They're making the characters right now

2017-11-29 21:11:03 UTC

lol

2017-11-29 21:11:21 UTC

who draws all the pictures?

2017-11-29 21:12:06 UTC

I do not know

2017-11-29 21:13:40 UTC

Arch is being a dumbass too now

2017-11-29 21:13:53 UTC

A high Dex build plateaus

2017-11-29 21:14:03 UTC

A lot of good it will do him when the monsters hit him regardless

2017-11-29 21:14:13 UTC

I hate this fake-tank build

2017-11-29 21:14:17 UTC

A tank needs high HP, period

2017-11-29 21:14:32 UTC

There are also spells that are guaranteed to hit

2017-11-29 21:14:33 UTC

@Deleted User what edition are they playing?

2017-11-29 21:14:35 UTC

5th

2017-11-29 21:14:41 UTC

GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

2017-11-29 21:14:51 UTC

5th is the best edition

2017-11-29 21:14:57 UTC

no no no

2017-11-29 21:15:00 UTC

2nd is best

2017-11-29 21:15:04 UTC

I used to be retarded too

2017-11-29 21:15:14 UTC

Then I realized that a streamlined set of rules led to better games

2017-11-29 21:15:44 UTC

>implying clownshoes is not best game

2017-11-29 21:17:22 UTC

one funny thing I noticed about DND is that the teleport spell extends for hundreds of miles which can easily get you into space

2017-11-29 21:17:47 UTC

there are also fake teleport spells where you can trick your opponent about the destination

2017-11-29 21:17:47 UTC

I believe you can't actually go the space tho

2017-11-29 21:18:00 UTC

so you can kill people by tricking them into teleporting into space

2017-11-29 21:18:24 UTC

lol

2017-11-29 21:20:02 UTC

5th edition cantrips are broken AF

2017-11-29 21:20:06 UTC

I hate that about 5th

2017-11-29 21:20:11 UTC

the damage is way too high

2017-11-29 21:20:37 UTC

you mean low

2017-11-29 21:20:47 UTC

no, the fire one does 1d10

2017-11-29 21:20:53 UTC

and the basic monsters have too many attacks

2017-11-29 21:21:00 UTC

what's the avg hp for lvl 20?

2017-11-29 21:21:15 UTC

higher than previous, they upped the hit dies mostly

2017-11-29 21:21:27 UTC

d4 hit die doesn't exist anymore for example

2017-11-29 21:21:48 UTC

is it roll hp or avg hp?

2017-11-29 21:21:51 UTC

or what?

2017-11-29 21:22:11 UTC

whatever the DM wants, normally you roll

2017-11-29 21:23:29 UTC

what is vee playing?

2017-11-29 21:23:48 UTC

He is playing a cleric with low WIS and high CHA

2017-11-29 21:23:55 UTC

WIS is the caster stat for cleric

2017-11-29 21:23:57 UTC

and CHA is dump

2017-11-29 21:23:58 UTC

...

2017-11-29 21:24:06 UTC

that's what I thought

2017-11-29 21:24:13 UTC

As I said, shit cleric

2017-11-29 21:24:17 UTC

because he wants to persuade and intimidate

2017-11-29 21:24:21 UTC

Does he have high dex so he can steal stuff?

2017-11-29 21:24:26 UTC

but like, you can _just do that with spells_

2017-11-29 21:24:27 UTC

like the gypsy he is?

2017-11-29 21:24:31 UTC

idk, I don't think he did

2017-11-29 21:24:33 UTC

Arch has high Dex

2017-11-29 21:24:41 UTC

I think Vee's Dex was like 11

2017-11-29 21:24:46 UTC

or 12

2017-11-29 21:24:49 UTC

and like a tard, he thinks that is tanking just because he has high dex

2017-11-29 21:25:03 UTC

evasion tank != tank

2017-11-29 21:25:06 UTC

Dex is probably the most universally good stat

2017-11-29 21:25:10 UTC

^

2017-11-29 21:25:13 UTC

but like, if you want to tank, you also need CON

2017-11-29 21:25:21 UTC

like, how does any tabletop gamer not know that at this point?

2017-11-29 21:25:24 UTC

and arch has no con?

2017-11-29 21:25:35 UTC

not sure

2017-11-29 21:25:36 UTC

I've never played DnD and i know this

2017-11-29 21:25:43 UTC

but he said "I have high Dex so I am a tank"

2017-11-29 21:25:48 UTC

when Vee said he wasn't a tank

2017-11-29 21:26:09 UTC

and a good tank would never claim to be tanking because they have high Dex

2017-11-29 21:26:19 UTC

like you said, tanking isn't about _avoiding_ damage

2017-11-29 21:26:24 UTC

everyone wants to do that

2017-11-29 21:26:30 UTC

tanking is about taking damage and not dying

2017-11-29 21:26:37 UTC

There's always the possabillity that they're just fucking with us

2017-11-29 21:26:55 UTC

I guess, I mean, you can watch them type all this out on stream

2017-11-29 21:28:16 UTC

no scrump for this?

2017-11-29 21:35:26 UTC

So, Arch's gonna be a shit tank and Vee a shit cleric. I bet Sargon's gonna be a shit rogue

2017-11-29 21:36:00 UTC

no I think Sargon is DMing

2017-11-29 21:36:04 UTC

maybe he has a char too, IDK

2017-11-29 21:36:12 UTC

I wanna run a crusade campaign now

2017-11-29 21:36:15 UTC

gonna have to write one out

2017-11-29 21:36:35 UTC

think I'll let this play out though and steal their good ideas

2017-11-29 21:36:47 UTC

seems like Crusade would have to be a low magic setting

2017-11-29 21:36:51 UTC

in order to feel right

2017-11-29 21:37:06 UTC

also Mohammed can be the final boss

2017-11-29 21:37:07 UTC

as a Lich

2017-11-29 21:37:21 UTC

you have to destroy his phylactery

2017-11-29 21:37:27 UTC

which is ironically a jewish word

2017-11-29 21:37:39 UTC

and his phylactery is Aisha's pelvic bone

2017-11-29 21:37:40 UTC

lmao

2017-11-29 21:37:43 UTC

this is so wrong

2017-11-29 21:38:08 UTC

Would this do for Lich Mohammed

2017-11-29 21:38:21 UTC

not bad

2017-11-29 21:39:58 UTC

In the name of Allah, make better characters

2017-11-29 21:40:09 UTC

lol

2017-11-29 22:34:10 UTC

how's the stream going?

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