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2017-11-10 19:26:03 UTC

"it was a silver gun"

2017-11-10 19:26:24 UTC

technically correct

2017-11-10 19:26:45 UTC

only if it was made out of silver

2017-11-10 19:26:59 UTC

but yeah

2017-11-10 19:27:03 UTC

class reaction to that was..

2017-11-10 19:27:05 UTC

..as expected

2017-11-10 19:27:19 UTC

Retard alert?

2017-11-10 20:13:33 UTC

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2017-11-10 20:38:00 UTC

I found uniforms for us

2017-11-10 20:39:24 UTC

Oh yes daddy

2017-11-10 20:39:58 UTC

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2017-11-10 20:40:47 UTC

Firey nut

2017-11-10 20:41:06 UTC

whos going to be the first to die fucking that

2017-11-10 20:41:51 UTC

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2017-11-10 20:47:04 UTC

hmmmmmmm

2017-11-10 20:47:37 UTC

furry genocide when?

2017-11-10 20:47:50 UTC

gas the furs

2017-11-10 20:47:58 UTC

fur war now

2017-11-10 20:56:05 UTC

For fuck sake, a flaming dildo?

2017-11-10 20:57:30 UTC

Furrocaust now!

2017-11-10 21:00:08 UTC

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2017-11-10 21:05:00 UTC

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2017-11-10 21:05:45 UTC

Relateable

2017-11-10 21:06:03 UTC

Also I love how we exclusively use black emojis now

2017-11-10 21:24:09 UTC

i'm still using the yellow ones

2017-11-10 21:34:36 UTC

your a white male

2017-11-10 21:41:27 UTC

youโ€™re* ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2017-11-10 21:41:42 UTC

your a Trap

2017-11-10 21:41:47 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-11-10 21:42:09 UTC

youโ€™re* ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2017-11-10 21:42:12 UTC

you are being oppresive

2017-11-10 21:42:35 UTC

REEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2017-11-10 22:35:37 UTC

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2017-11-10 22:38:43 UTC

PICKLE RIIIIIICK

2017-11-10 22:46:24 UTC

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2017-11-11 01:39:00 UTC

He wants some love

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2017-11-11 02:39:37 UTC

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2017-11-11 02:42:15 UTC

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2017-11-11 03:40:19 UTC

tfw you deliver pizzas to a black person and their total comes out to $14.88

2017-11-11 03:41:20 UTC

Meme Magic

2017-11-11 04:06:09 UTC

Tfw when most places won't deliver for less than 20$

2017-11-11 04:06:23 UTC

Tfw pedantry

2017-11-11 05:07:32 UTC

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2017-11-11 13:28:39 UTC

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2017-11-11 13:28:59 UTC

Even though I find Takei's twitter to be supremely cunty, I still hope the allegations turn out to be BS

2017-11-11 13:29:03 UTC

fuckin' 1981 ffs

2017-11-11 13:40:07 UTC

Didn't Takei defend child molestation

2017-11-11 13:40:57 UTC

not as important as something that may or may not have occurred 36 years ago

2017-11-11 13:41:01 UTC

Takei is just another smug Hollywood asshole

2017-11-11 13:41:33 UTC

Also a socialist, so shouldn't be surprising that he's a garbage person

2017-11-11 13:41:54 UTC

How dare you speak so highly of him

2017-11-11 13:42:41 UTC

meh

2017-11-11 13:42:54 UTC

I find garbage comes in all political flvours

2017-11-11 13:43:02 UTC

Was a joke

2017-11-11 13:43:22 UTC

Garbage human and all that

2017-11-11 13:44:50 UTC

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2017-11-11 13:49:54 UTC

There's a great follow up picture

2017-11-11 13:51:05 UTC

WOKE

2017-11-11 13:54:41 UTC

d'awwww man

2017-11-11 13:55:57 UTC

*Visists PvP comic site*

2017-11-11 13:56:07 UTC

"Thor Ragnarok review"

2017-11-11 13:56:11 UTC

*clicks 'comics' link*

2017-11-11 13:56:19 UTC

*takes him back to "Thor Ragnarok review"*

2017-11-11 13:57:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/378905980261498882/IMG_20171111_075652.jpg

2017-11-11 13:57:13 UTC

oh, now I see why

2017-11-11 13:57:19 UTC

his last three comics have been about autumn leaves

2017-11-11 13:57:21 UTC

oh well.

2017-11-11 13:58:12 UTC

That one didnt age well

2017-11-11 13:58:23 UTC

I don't think any of them do

2017-11-11 14:20:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/378911942162776075/IMG_20171111_081950.jpg

2017-11-11 14:35:55 UTC

"First man on the moon was a Muslim."

2017-11-11 14:36:49 UTC

I mean, they even claim Moses was a Muslim.

2017-11-11 14:37:02 UTC

It's like nothing is sacred.

2017-11-11 14:38:02 UTC

Can't wait for them to claim ownership of pharaohs, and see them fight with the WE WUZ crowd.

2017-11-11 14:56:44 UTC

This was the best meme that the msm created

2017-11-11 15:57:06 UTC

That projection though

2017-11-11 15:59:38 UTC

"And later when I masturbate im gonna think about you"

2017-11-11 16:28:28 UTC

In fairness..

2017-11-11 16:30:24 UTC

oh wait

2017-11-11 16:30:26 UTC

it was a skit

2017-11-11 17:04:06 UTC

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2017-11-11 17:12:31 UTC

Now he will walk free

2017-11-11 17:20:55 UTC

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2017-11-11 18:10:46 UTC

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2017-11-11 18:18:23 UTC

1987

2017-11-11 18:26:54 UTC

Captain>Navigator

2017-11-11 19:12:14 UTC

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2017-11-11 19:13:41 UTC

savage

2017-11-11 19:15:11 UTC

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2017-11-11 19:15:17 UTC

r/4chan

2017-11-11 19:24:59 UTC

just because you don't know its a man doesn't make it half female tho

2017-11-11 19:26:02 UTC

my whole life is a lie

2017-11-11 19:26:10 UTC

<:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

2017-11-11 20:53:17 UTC

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2017-11-11 21:35:29 UTC

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2017-11-11 21:42:25 UTC

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2017-11-11 21:58:26 UTC

unironically buying a highpoint <:think_merica:378717098853007370>

2017-11-11 22:03:52 UTC

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2017-11-11 22:03:57 UTC

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2017-11-11 22:04:50 UTC

Not sure if remotely useful or not

2017-11-11 22:04:57 UTC

But something I stumbled over a while back

2017-11-11 22:05:56 UTC

lol it is fair

2017-11-11 22:06:41 UTC

this always cracks me up

2017-11-11 22:08:02 UTC

That thing

2017-11-11 22:08:05 UTC

looked rough

2017-11-11 22:08:49 UTC

Looked like it had been dropped by at least four other dealers before him

2017-11-11 22:13:21 UTC

New Cyber Violence videos lately waaaaaaaat

2017-11-11 22:18:21 UTC

gross

2017-11-11 22:18:30 UTC

no

2017-11-11 22:18:32 UTC

this is gross

2017-11-11 22:19:42 UTC

Improvise Adapt Overcome

2017-11-11 22:38:36 UTC

"It's like a pool that someone hasn't properly chlorinated"

2017-11-11 22:46:21 UTC

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2017-11-11 22:49:33 UTC

I will never NOT laugh at those words

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2017-11-11 22:52:14 UTC

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2017-11-11 22:52:44 UTC

I hope he gets a statue somewhere

2017-11-11 22:53:16 UTC

Same, this man deserves one

2017-11-11 22:53:38 UTC

oh noes

2017-11-11 22:53:47 UTC

not 'class collaboration'

2017-11-11 22:54:27 UTC

glorious proletariat must keep classes seperated, obviously

2017-11-11 22:55:03 UTC

WOKE

2017-11-11 22:55:16 UTC

"Class Extermination through Class Seperation"

2017-11-11 22:55:19 UTC

Genius!

2017-11-11 23:00:14 UTC

We need an Alex Jones emoji

2017-11-11 23:06:55 UTC

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2017-11-11 23:06:59 UTC

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2017-11-11 23:07:02 UTC

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2017-11-11 23:26:02 UTC

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2017-11-11 23:49:01 UTC

that was fast

2017-11-11 23:50:49 UTC

this was a more constructive conversation than the actual debate

2017-11-12 00:29:34 UTC

AiU's video was probably the best video on that fight

2017-11-12 02:47:40 UTC

Daily reminder that Australia *lost* a Prime Minister while he was out swimming, so we named a pool after him

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379099902216634368/images.jpeg

2017-11-12 02:47:51 UTC

It's not like it's incredibly likely the guy drowned or whatever

2017-11-12 02:49:17 UTC

Maybe he had an aneurism

2017-11-12 02:49:22 UTC

This still doesnt make australia's policies any less shit

2017-11-12 02:49:37 UTC

good luck with that Telstra Internet

2017-11-12 02:57:43 UTC

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2017-11-12 02:58:07 UTC

Seize the melanin of production

2017-11-12 03:11:48 UTC

DAS RITE

2017-11-12 07:13:01 UTC

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2017-11-12 07:13:04 UTC

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2017-11-12 07:13:07 UTC

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2017-11-12 07:13:10 UTC

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2017-11-12 07:13:12 UTC

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2017-11-12 07:13:39 UTC

As degenerate as I am at least content in knowing I am not a weaboo

2017-11-12 07:15:52 UTC

Sure bud. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-11-12 07:20:43 UTC

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2017-11-12 10:16:56 UTC

Zulu was a good film.

2017-11-12 10:21:23 UTC

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2017-11-12 12:40:10 UTC

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2017-11-12 12:46:32 UTC

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2017-11-12 12:58:45 UTC

When he says they are going to ban Anime

2017-11-12 12:58:50 UTC

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2017-11-12 12:59:33 UTC

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2017-11-12 13:10:04 UTC

As a fat man, I hate fat acceptance

2017-11-12 13:13:49 UTC

WOKE

2017-11-12 16:58:29 UTC

hooooooo boy.

2017-11-12 16:58:52 UTC

that's a whole new take on

2017-11-12 16:58:54 UTC

ass-to-mouth

2017-11-12 16:58:58 UTC

LOL

2017-11-12 16:59:15 UTC

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2017-11-12 18:48:49 UTC

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2017-11-12 18:50:55 UTC

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2017-11-12 18:51:58 UTC

Isnโ€™t that picture of him photoshopprf

2017-11-12 18:52:10 UTC

The one in the klan robes

2017-11-12 18:52:22 UTC

Since he was in the KKK 50 years ago and not today

2017-11-12 18:54:06 UTC

Was it?

2017-11-12 18:54:20 UTC

I think snopes did an article about it

2017-11-12 20:00:46 UTC

Verbal dank memes can be poted too here?

2017-11-12 20:07:06 UTC

Yeh

2017-11-12 20:07:24 UTC

Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. When comparing Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, any decent humanโ€™s face must blush in humiliation. Even small countries like Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have Vienna, Brussels and Zurich: presentable cities, complete with high standards of living. Germany gets punished with Berlin, capital of losers. In all the republic, Berlin is home to the largest number of arseholes by far. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer are but a few examples of all the incompetent scum being kept here. Glorious times have long since passed, the city is face down in the dirt. Berliners are lazy sods to their very core. Traits that would, in any civilised culture, pass for nothing but laziness, rudeness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder or idiocy, are taken by the Berliner and declared a way of life. That is why the Berliner harbours intense feelings of hatred for anyone whoโ€™s better than him in any way. Especially the all-around superior Southern Germany are a thorn in his side. He envies their success, and Munich makes the top on his list of hatred.

2017-11-12 20:07:41 UTC

That city is โ€“ and has! โ€“ everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing โ€œgโ€ as โ€œjโ€ is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a โ€œwa?โ€. The cityโ€™s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex. Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies.

2017-11-12 20:07:54 UTC

Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport โ€“ which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular partiesโ€™ headquarters, who refrain from using โ€œtraitorsโ€ in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this โ€œtownโ€™sโ€ โ€œmayorโ€, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germanyโ€™s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didnโ€™t even bring any booze and wouldnโ€™t even understand heโ€™s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Zล‚oty.

2017-11-12 20:13:37 UTC

I was not prepared

2017-11-12 20:14:16 UTC

Needed to bing a little euro copypasta here

2017-11-12 20:14:26 UTC

Oh is that what it is?

2017-11-12 20:14:33 UTC

Yes

2017-11-12 20:14:45 UTC

I thought it was just a fuck Berlin tirade

2017-11-12 20:14:46 UTC

Ok

2017-11-12 20:15:21 UTC

Well somebody wrote it seriously

2017-11-12 20:15:22 UTC

Figured it might be something eurocentric

2017-11-12 20:15:56 UTC

Fun fact, when I try to Swype in "eurocentric" I get "egocentric"

2017-11-12 20:16:05 UTC

Badum tiss

2017-11-12 20:25:41 UTC

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2017-11-12 20:26:45 UTC

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2017-11-12 20:45:47 UTC

This movie where harry Potter becomes a nazi, it's a ok movie

2017-11-12 20:45:54 UTC

I was expecting more of it

2017-11-12 21:10:22 UTC

Nothing will beat American history X

2017-11-12 21:11:28 UTC

That was a great movie

2017-11-12 21:12:48 UTC

Yeah

2017-11-12 21:12:52 UTC

it's really fucking good

2017-11-12 21:18:17 UTC

Would have been shorter if someone had just punched him though

2017-11-12 21:18:43 UTC

you mean getting waxed in the bathroom wasnt good enough?

2017-11-12 21:18:56 UTC

Hmmm

2017-11-12 21:19:01 UTC

Maybe that is a better solution

2017-11-12 21:19:06 UTC

#RapeANazi

2017-11-12 21:19:10 UTC

A final solution?

2017-11-12 21:19:32 UTC

We'll see

2017-11-12 21:21:03 UTC

so, all we need to do is a mandingo party on Richard Spencer's ass?

2017-11-12 21:21:07 UTC

FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH?

2017-11-12 21:21:30 UTC

Even Richard Spencer doesn't like being called a Nazi

2017-11-12 21:54:24 UTC

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2017-11-12 21:56:58 UTC

anor londo

2017-11-12 21:57:02 UTC

i heard that name before

2017-11-12 21:57:14 UTC

nvm

2017-11-12 22:32:14 UTC

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2017-11-12 22:37:44 UTC

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2017-11-12 22:44:53 UTC

i unironically used an emoji earlier today

2017-11-12 22:44:56 UTC

i have come here to repent

2017-11-12 22:49:07 UTC

<:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

2017-11-12 23:10:22 UTC

so

2017-11-12 23:10:26 UTC

how do i repent

2017-11-12 23:10:31 UTC

i've never commited a sin before

2017-11-12 23:13:04 UTC

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2017-11-12 23:13:27 UTC

Chad American

2017-11-12 23:15:04 UTC

YES

2017-11-12 23:15:07 UTC

I MUST RAPE WOMEN

2017-11-12 23:15:09 UTC

I UNDERSTAND NOW

2017-11-12 23:15:23 UTC

*Urge to rape rising*

2017-11-12 23:15:37 UTC

this isnt Nanking people

2017-11-12 23:16:21 UTC

And we're very not Japanese

2017-11-13 00:32:29 UTC

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2017-11-13 00:32:42 UTC

Disturbing

2017-11-13 00:32:53 UTC

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair

2017-11-13 00:33:13 UTC

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2017-11-13 00:33:29 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ค

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