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2018-04-25 13:31:13 UTC

but has she been turned?

2018-04-25 13:31:24 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

not yet, she could still become a Capitalist and buy all the clothing that she ever dreamed of

2018-04-25 13:35:19 UTC

lol

God is fair, God is GOOD. Praise KEK!

2018-04-25 15:07:35 UTC

So this guy isn't going to be there?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438717721304367104/Jeff-Goldblum-Thor-Ragnarok.png

2018-04-25 15:07:59 UTC

disappointed

2018-04-25 15:27:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438722820906811412/BgACu0g.png

2018-04-25 15:28:54 UTC

??????

<:what:382980756139409409>

That's the best the Left can do. they are not sending their best

2018-04-25 15:50:04 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438728409930006528/image.png

2018-04-25 15:50:32 UTC

oof

2018-04-25 15:52:57 UTC

it's not racist

2018-04-25 15:53:02 UTC

it's just faggotry

2018-04-25 15:53:08 UTC

interracial faggotry

2018-04-25 15:53:57 UTC

Look who is saying that

2018-04-25 15:55:06 UTC

what?

2018-04-25 15:55:26 UTC

i'm a degenerate pervert, but i'm not gay

Is your first name Harvey?

2018-04-25 15:56:11 UTC

No

2018-04-25 16:11:46 UTC

Melania's skirt does look fucking edited in that's a very unflattering picture to begin with XD

2018-04-25 16:14:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438734477909295104/1524609319.0363_ugc_content.jpg

2018-04-25 16:24:13 UTC

When a ferrari stands next to one of those UK-only electric shits standing around london

2018-04-25 16:24:44 UTC

Or at least used to, they somehow disappeared over the last few years <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

2018-04-25 16:39:40 UTC

lol

2018-04-25 16:42:00 UTC

Am I going to hell if I eat this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438741480761458709/image.png

2018-04-25 16:42:43 UTC

**Do it.**

2018-04-25 16:44:21 UTC

Wtf is that

2018-04-25 16:44:38 UTC

I am clearly a master chef

2018-04-25 16:44:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438742171139440640/image.png

2018-04-25 16:44:56 UTC

are those motherfucking peeps

2018-04-25 16:45:22 UTC

Look upon my works, Ye mighty and despair

2018-04-25 16:45:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438742347312791552/image.png

2018-04-25 16:45:38 UTC

remove this garbage

2018-04-25 16:45:48 UTC

Purge ^

2018-04-25 16:46:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438742486266019841/image.png

2018-04-25 16:46:01 UTC

No

2018-04-25 16:46:17 UTC

You must hear the word of god

2018-04-25 16:49:15 UTC

If peeps are the will of God, I'm converting to Islam

2018-04-25 16:49:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438743431905411082/image.png

2018-04-25 16:49:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438743473957634049/image.png

2018-04-25 16:50:52 UTC

*fap*

2018-04-25 16:51:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438743775762841602/image.png

2018-04-25 16:51:09 UTC

Best porno 10/10

2018-04-25 16:54:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438744694751625217/irony.png

2018-04-25 16:55:07 UTC

lel

2018-04-25 17:54:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438759760095870978/fail-to-strike-me-with-that-defecation-of-a-homosexual-nature.jpg

2018-04-25 17:56:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438760142562131968/14597215_571656786355678_1260384850527911936_n_1.jpg

2018-04-25 19:42:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438786825520152576/516477.png

2018-04-25 19:49:20 UTC

lel I found the exit already

2018-04-25 19:49:38 UTC

wait a minute <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-04-25 19:49:44 UTC

everything's an exit <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-04-25 20:10:17 UTC
2018-04-25 20:11:44 UTC

~~This is why you buy your doors from Sur Doors~~

2018-04-25 20:40:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438801622311632896/CV5nxJxXAAEiPer.jpg

2018-04-25 20:46:26 UTC

cancer

2018-04-25 20:49:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438803812766056449/d7147e9.png

2018-04-25 21:31:00 UTC

wow

2018-04-25 21:31:05 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฏ

2018-04-25 22:23:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438827309831553034/image.png

2018-04-25 22:23:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438827376659660801/image.png

2018-04-25 22:23:42 UTC

The shoes did this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438827471425503243/image.png

2018-04-25 23:16:00 UTC

"I can smell the divorce and sadness coming from you"

2018-04-25 23:35:51 UTC

~~Apologism about the Armenian Genocide is fucking retarded because the founders of the modern turkish republic were the ones that killed and exiled the old ottoman ruling class that had initiated the genocide~~

2018-04-25 23:36:34 UTC

over/under that Cenk has said some really positive things about Kanye in the past

2018-04-25 23:36:47 UTC

I'll come back in a few hours to find everything people have dug out

2018-04-26 00:00:08 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-04-26 00:12:47 UTC

Is Kanye in the sunken place?

2018-04-26 00:16:33 UTC

no

Into the Fields of Wokeness

2018-04-26 00:33:16 UTC

what do the fields of wokeness look like?

2018-04-26 02:43:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438892797798514700/image.jpg

2018-04-26 02:57:20 UTC

Normies are trying appropriate our culture! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

misogynistic - strongly prejudiced against women.

So what are Stacys?

2018-04-26 03:02:47 UTC

Stacy Thundercunt is the counterpart to Chad Thundercock

2018-04-26 03:02:52 UTC

According to Knowyourmeme

2018-04-26 03:03:13 UTC

"Varsity Cheerleader with 4.0 GPA"

2018-04-26 04:56:50 UTC

Please tell me that's real.

2018-04-26 05:03:52 UTC

It's the onion

2018-04-26 06:24:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438948571857813525/image.jpg

2018-04-26 07:36:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/438966555016167438/image.png

2018-04-26 08:23:10 UTC

@Legiondude @Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ The Pretty stupid girls all get the highest grades here in Germany because they can use their looks to smuggle learning drugs or flirt with teachers

2018-04-26 08:23:47 UTC

~~The ones that would be cheerleaders if they existed in this country~~

2018-04-26 10:04:49 UTC

"learning drugs", you mean caffeine?

2018-04-26 10:06:33 UTC

I mean ritalin <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-04-26 10:07:09 UTC

or `Methylphenidat`

2018-04-26 11:45:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/439029206781919242/Zd1Wgb3_1.jpg

2018-04-26 11:45:35 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/439029266202755093/xjf1oznnqe7z.png

2018-04-26 12:00:05 UTC

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-04-26 13:11:50 UTC

@Ruggwain wow you serious?

2018-04-26 13:12:07 UTC

about the ritalin stuff?

2018-04-26 13:12:10 UTC

yeah completely

2018-04-26 13:12:59 UTC

I mean the pretty girls flashing their tits n shieet

2018-04-26 13:13:39 UTC

Are they that stupid that they think flashing their tits would work?

Just give me a sign you like meeeeeeeeeee

2018-04-26 13:15:16 UTC

@nic
There is a worse one

Donald you are not supposed to say those words

2018-04-26 13:15:41 UTC
2018-04-26 13:16:00 UTC

@Deleted User
There is a clip like that, but with a black dude doing something weird and stupid

2018-04-26 13:16:18 UTC

give me a second

2018-04-26 13:16:58 UTC

this one

2018-04-26 13:17:30 UTC

well, it seemed to work well enough for the ones that got 1.0 <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-04-26 13:17:49 UTC

This happens everywhere

2018-04-26 13:17:59 UTC

and throughout the time

2018-04-26 13:18:00 UTC

though tbh it's more the ritalin and the money than their tits that got them grades

2018-04-26 13:18:18 UTC

the tits helps too

2018-04-26 13:18:33 UTC

there is always the beta male that do what women wants for some attention

2018-04-26 13:18:37 UTC

@Ruggwain I get the first two

2018-04-26 13:18:52 UTC

yeah but

2018-04-26 13:18:56 UTC

But here the majority of my trachers are female

2018-04-26 13:18:57 UTC

german teachers are majority female

2018-04-26 13:19:04 UTC

same here

2018-04-26 13:19:07 UTC

that's why I said it's probably more the money and ritalin

2018-04-26 13:19:29 UTC

ever since they make studying pedagogy mandatory for being a teacher it's all women

2018-04-26 13:19:58 UTC

hmmm

2018-04-26 13:20:07 UTC

no wonder german men are fucked

2018-04-26 13:20:29 UTC

^^

2018-04-26 13:20:38 UTC

we had one legend who got a student pregnant

2018-04-26 13:20:47 UTC

wot

2018-04-26 13:20:53 UTC

give us the deeets

2018-04-26 13:21:00 UTC

they later married too

I'll give it blast but it it ain't active

2018-04-26 13:21:43 UTC

@Ruggwain Reverse Macron?

2018-04-26 13:21:46 UTC

guy was like 34 and the girl was just around 16 or so when they started dating I think <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-04-26 13:21:56 UTC

totally not weird at all

2018-04-26 13:22:36 UTC

@franti heyheyhey, in order to pull a macron or reverse macron, the teacher has to be at least *20 years* older

2018-04-26 13:22:41 UTC

@franti
dude, i forgot for a second the reference

2018-04-26 13:23:30 UTC

I don't remember his exact age at the time tbh <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-04-26 13:23:42 UTC

I was trying to be generous and set it toward the lower end of my memory <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-04-26 13:23:43 UTC

Macron's?

2018-04-26 13:23:45 UTC

15 i guess

2018-04-26 13:24:04 UTC

nah the teacher who impregnated a student at my highschool

2018-04-26 13:24:30 UTC

oks

2018-04-26 13:24:43 UTC

Good thing our legal age is low <:commie_ball:382980733360406563>

2018-04-26 13:25:13 UTC

legal age should at least be 17 yo imo

2018-04-26 13:25:35 UTC

13

2018-04-26 13:25:42 UTC

Gonna get em young

2018-04-26 13:25:53 UTC

@franti
12, like mexico

2018-04-26 13:26:00 UTC

spicy

2018-04-26 13:26:31 UTC

12 yo.....

2018-04-26 13:26:33 UTC

like

2018-04-26 13:26:39 UTC

yes

2018-04-26 13:26:45 UTC

you know you'd hit it

2018-04-26 13:26:54 UTC

with a hammer

2018-04-26 13:27:49 UTC

lol

2018-04-26 13:27:58 UTC

but for real

2018-04-26 13:28:04 UTC

this is disgusting

2018-04-26 13:29:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/439055532075253760/download_35.gif

2018-04-26 13:30:29 UTC

so what's JF's magic number?

2018-04-26 13:30:32 UTC

9?

2018-04-26 13:30:41 UTC

19 with a mind of 11

2018-04-26 13:30:44 UTC

depends on when you planted it

2018-04-26 13:31:54 UTC

kek

2018-04-26 13:32:02 UTC

48

2018-04-26 13:32:10 UTC

ie, the ideal number of chromosomes

2018-04-26 13:32:25 UTC

49

2018-04-26 13:32:27 UTC

in his case

2018-04-26 13:32:45 UTC

I thought 47 was the norm and 48 was autistic?

2018-04-26 13:32:51 UTC

Daammmm

2018-04-26 13:32:54 UTC

autism is a extra one

2018-04-26 13:33:06 UTC

on the 22th pair i guess

2018-04-26 13:33:08 UTC

@Fulcrum010 fucking ๐ŸŒถ

2018-04-26 13:33:08 UTC

wait

2018-04-26 13:33:10 UTC

yes

2018-04-26 13:33:12 UTC

21

2018-04-26 13:33:18 UTC

this conversation...

2018-04-26 13:33:20 UTC

yeah but do we have 47 or 48 chromosomes normally

2018-04-26 13:33:32 UTC

doesn't that give them down syndrome?

2018-04-26 13:33:35 UTC

@nic 48

2018-04-26 13:33:44 UTC

why the fuck would it be an odd number

2018-04-26 13:33:45 UTC

46 is the norm

2018-04-26 13:33:50 UTC

fuck

2018-04-26 13:33:53 UTC

47 is autism

2018-04-26 13:33:55 UTC

Im being dumb

2018-04-26 13:34:04 UTC

i legit forgot the amount of chromossomes

2018-04-26 13:34:09 UTC

if you're a pedo euro

there's still a moral age range

2018-04-26 13:34:25 UTC

but yeah it's 23 pairs

2018-04-26 13:34:35 UTC

Kaden's spidey sense went off when we started talking about AOC and autism

2018-04-26 13:34:39 UTC

we are all retards on this blessed day

2018-04-26 13:34:40 UTC

*hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

2018-04-26 13:34:47 UTC

really makes you think

Kaden wants to lose her Virginity to a Commie

2018-04-26 13:35:12 UTC

ok that's it

2018-04-26 13:35:15 UTC

to an autistic 12 year old commie

2018-04-26 13:35:16 UTC

get in the helicopter

put that Fetus in the Helicopter

2018-04-26 13:36:34 UTC

have you guys ever imagined the relation between JF and his potato

2018-04-26 13:36:35 UTC

?

2018-04-26 13:37:17 UTC

kaden needs to be given a free helicopter ride

2018-04-26 13:37:32 UTC
2018-04-26 13:37:44 UTC

not to offend anyone here but their lips are so thin

2018-04-26 13:37:55 UTC

kissing a white person but feel strange

2018-04-26 13:37:56 UTC

why do I want to imagine someone cumming into an object

2018-04-26 13:38:07 UTC

but

2018-04-26 13:38:11 UTC

all women are objects

2018-04-26 13:38:33 UTC

@Deleted User what about this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/439057703067713547/image.png

2018-04-26 13:38:53 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ป

2018-04-26 13:39:11 UTC

kissing a white person's butt feels strange?

2018-04-26 13:39:26 UTC

greek kiss is impossible

2018-04-26 13:39:56 UTC

whats a greek kiss?

2018-04-26 13:40:01 UTC

oh.

2018-04-26 13:40:02 UTC

oh dear.

2018-04-26 13:41:04 UTC

can't be as good as an australian kiss

2018-04-26 13:41:16 UTC

which is a french kiss but down under

2018-04-26 13:41:43 UTC

why cant you just call it oral...?

2018-04-26 13:41:46 UTC

@nic
it's the same

2018-04-26 13:41:51 UTC

but not on the same place

2018-04-26 13:42:13 UTC

because calling it oral wouldn't be nearly as funny

2018-04-26 13:42:27 UTC

ye cunt

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