@Ondsinet delet furry

To be fair, I read this long before I knew what a furry was and probably before puberty. It was in a collection of sci fi stories where humanity looses against aliens.

I'm noticing now parts that I didn't "understand" as a kid

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aliens don't even need to destroy us, they can just wait 10 years for us to do it ourselves

Yeah I don't like those

There's a bunch of stories from the 50s that are basically saints row 4

lolo

Super advanced aliens invade us, but through sheer fuckery humanity wipes them off

the president of the United States is an ex gang member turned media super star and has super powers

Yes

Also professional wrestler

the nuke disarming intro like

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@Ondsinet I assume you dont or didnt know what macrophile meant / means

how the fuck do you start a game with that

Well, I interpreted as "yay giants"

That kill people

lol sweet innocent ondsinet

lmao

That's why I don't like attack on titans, it's a pale imitation of those stories

its a fetish

🤣

everything is someone's fetish

the bigger question is wtf book were you reading that compiled fetish scifi stories

The gore part I understood, the keeping as pet/toy too. The sex I just kinda ignored

@turtwig I read pretty much all sci fi

There's Asimov stories about why woman's tits on the moon are better because they don't sag

oof

@Ondsinet this site explains why youre a furry

I'm gonna go read my fantasy book 👌

Yeah genuinely few things disturb me, gore and other stuff. It's always the context that pissed me off

@Durtle02🤷

Me likey sci fi

If just because of a few stories I'm a Furry, I would probably have any imaginable fetish in the world

Which I don't

😡

@turtwig <:what:382980756139409409>

Knuckles

Like, giantess would have to be one

Did they just use hex colors in a book

From just that site

@Durtle02 lol mate you don't even know

🤣

Hex colours, what is that, homestuck?

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hexadecimal

the sonic fandom is a rabbit hole that even the strongest man will refuse to look in to

this book was written by an actual god tier autist

it's got diagrams and shit

and everything is described to excessive detail

True about the sonic fandom

Oh is that the guy you were talking about? @turtwig

I love how its also not quite black

MAPS come in close second

@Ondsinet yes lol

The weird username?

Ulillillia

Hunt me daddy uwu

@turtwig https://youtu.be/SiPqNJAOcqo 0:28

I'm gonna get back to 3d modeling peoples fursonas now

Ulillalla

@Durtle02 One degenetate destroyed

Think I didn't notice you?

if you thought listing colour codes was something

check out the description of the poster outside the gym

@turtwig I'm pretty sure even html is less autistic

I mean, it won't require you to write the hexadecimal of the colour

```He wears short, white (FFFFFFFF) socks```

I'm gonna wake up turtwife if I keep reading this

LoLL

and then she is going to give you the wrong kind of beating before laughing her ass of from reading it as well

I paid actual money for this <:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

Also, I just realized, `Yeet` comes from `ietta` (to throw)
Which too derives from `iacto` or `eiecto` which means `jet` but is also where the world `ejaculation` comes from

yeetozoa

Ok all jokes aside, I can't remember someone's name 5 seconds after they have told it to me

But I remembered a short story that I read something like 7 years ago just by thinking 'furries in the army"

And I remembered enough words that I managed to find a site for an obscure fetish from 1999 that had the story I was thinking of

I'm pretty sure bashing my head on a rock did break something

What was the original?

It's by Sarah scribbles. I'm looking for it now

Yeah I know those

Couldn't find it take a consolation prize

cant say she is wrong here

Hahaha

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478595272583413761/542194208132562944/snake.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380292099377201162/545106993137057793/hot_dog.mp4

@furries

You mean @jigante

no u

thats masturbation

can you not

its kinda just annoying and I dont want a nazi flag dancing around on my phone when out in public

Thanks

since you asked nicely

👍

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idiot in his pickup truck did want to dive over the snowman, not knowing it was a fucking huge tree trunk in the middle of it.

5D 👌🏿

AOC: “I am a Socialist and support policy X”

Some rando: “So that policy must be socialist”

AOC:

Did someone say Shagaluf Coupon?

@M4Gunner

Mascots are just paid furries

I hate anime, but this was too funny 😂

rodney dangerfield

@Ondsinet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518798189982384169/545457588813299722/Ivan6.jpg

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/02/14/ba910b4c955dda20.jpg

https://screenshots.firefox.com/Wb1JsSF3IwvyIMPW/twitter.com

@Fitzydog<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

k

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 impossible

https://youtu.be/yX8yrOAjfKM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH3xhzP3i5Y

Is that a reversed √

Wtf

haha

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Just give them to a stranger. You'll make someone's day and it'll make you feel good.

My Wife rejected my first bunch of roses 13 years ago. I gave them to a mate, he gave them to his gf and they ended up getting engaged

Recycling <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Is this Mossad propaganda? lol

https://tenor.com/view/batman-interesante-batman-thinking-hmmm-gif-13259634

@Fitzydog my existence is a mossad propaganda

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Welcome to the united socialist states of libtardia

has she said anything about reducing the military to almost nothing? That seems to be a green/socialist thing, too.

the military is evil until they need it to supress the people

same with the police

oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9AYuiaw1-0

kek

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/229004871901118466/544936169541206016/adf8ab8bf6bd11b2e9991a851e15fb9b0d04f93e6c20bfbd89f333e9d242b881_1.gif

Paris red castle. Photo taken in the same place. At least that what my high school French thinks that says

import the third wold you get the third world

https://old.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/aqkf2g/vday_gift_to_my_fwb_didnt_think_this_would_cut_it/

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that’s 2 guys, and that’s 100% gay. If you fap to ‘straight’ porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you’re also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it’s in a weird gray area, where if it’s people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it’s with animals, I would think it depends on said animal’s sexuality. Then there’s consent. If a person doesn’t consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let’s say that means they’re about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it’s now 75% gay. If it’s straight rape by a man, then it’s 25% gay. And, if it’s trap gay porn, than that’s 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that’s still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

Alephknoll seems to be a professional on this case study of gay porn

when you're a straight virgin, you hypothesize about sex rather than having it

Thanks I really needed this.

thank you for the research alephknoll

anyone asked one out for valentine day ❤

<:pepe_smile:378719407977005068> feels good when they say yes man

Ridiculous

Nah, im not normie enough for them to say yes

https://twitter.com/paulmfarrer/status/1096123146200141824

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWhUGWXjOoE

ebic trumpet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/164972407147200512/545687663467036692/image0.jpg

...since we know which political orientation the SJWs don't mind...

https://i.imgflip.com/2tplc4.jpg

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@Capitán Alatriste

@Durtle02

`VAG VS DONG: WHICH OF GOD’S DESIGN WAS BOLDER?
The vag is ugly as sin if you ask me! Every time I stare at one, I half expect Boba Fett to climb out!

Now the dong on the other hand is absalutly breathtaking!

It’s long & mighty like a knight’s sword right before battle!`

Yes

Vag is gros

also googling the first sentence might lead to an hilarious tho totally NSFW page

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt4KyOGAF3E/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=fe12i40y1gz0 Nice.

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what a fuckin lad

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BUT MUH RACISM

dang

I knew you americans were weaboos

but really?

derp

lol

Hahahahah

@AlephKnoll What if you fap to just one girl?

Wouldn't that be 100% straight?

@Baraban No, there's a man behind that camera.

Unless it's a cam girl, in which case she's a thot

So thots are the only creature capble of creating pure straight porn?

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