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but I'd survive gibing 16hr contracts and giving my good workers infinite amount of hours

instead they said, no you can't fire people

but you can txt them and say they have no hours this week

<:kek:590371888480387073>

I can't fire them

I can't call them a donkey

but I can txt them and say

Sorry bruv no hours available for you this week

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-09 20:32:58 UTC

>can't fire them
>can't call them a donkey

Well, why not?

2019-08-09 20:33:27 UTC

This sounds like terrible business practice, truly

2019-08-09 20:33:51 UTC

If this is how the brits do business normally, remind me to not work with them ever

2019-08-09 20:35:33 UTC

"oh shit, I fucked up and hired someone who is a piece of shit and loses me money. I know! I'll keep dragging him along in a passive aggressive way until he quits, while bringing him in for short amounts of time even though it will be at a loss to my own business."

2019-08-09 20:35:56 UTC

Don't. Hire. Fuck ups. In the first place.

2019-08-09 20:40:13 UTC

Fucking android app still doesn't support videos

2019-08-09 20:40:45 UTC

OH FUCK

2019-08-09 20:43:23 UTC

Haha nigga

Poor people not watching this video

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-08-10 09:01:41 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ in the us we have that called something like positive unemployment or some shit where if you schedule people for 0 hours it just counts as firing them

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-10 12:00:15 UTC

Wait a second. What happens if Theyโ€™re ill? @Antiboom

2019-08-10 12:00:42 UTC

Then sick leave

2019-08-10 12:02:21 UTC

Ahhh okay

Who cares if they are sick? they have 0 hours

<:kek:590371888480387073>

Go be sick on your own time. Weakling

2019-08-10 12:26:28 UTC

Lol

I was trained to be a manager by Wal-Mart

I can be a Savage sometimes

2019-08-10 13:28:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/609739850068918292/Screenshot_20190810-142809.png

2019-08-10 13:49:20 UTC

That sounds like a nightmare. Your internet connection is now removed as you did share a none government approved meme about aoc

2019-08-10 14:11:19 UTC

also

2019-08-10 14:11:38 UTC

"lots of communities want other people to pay for their internet so they can call you racist"

2019-08-10 14:14:35 UTC

"public internet" lmao

2019-08-10 14:15:17 UTC

if the state gets involved it will charge you as well

2019-08-10 14:15:26 UTC

see e.g. Telekom

2019-08-10 14:15:30 UTC

or A1

2019-08-10 14:15:36 UTC

your personal FBI agent watching you surf on the web meme becomes a reality

2019-08-10 14:53:28 UTC

china internet, all main internet companies are owned by govt and the smol ones that aren't are regulated to shit

2019-08-10 14:53:33 UTC

dprk internet

2019-08-10 14:53:38 UTC

everyone loves that

2019-08-10 20:14:35 UTC

Look at that fucking nose

2019-08-10 20:14:38 UTC

Oy vey

2019-08-10 20:24:03 UTC

Probably not. I don't want to risk the rape accusations, or her sacrificing my soul to Moloch

2019-08-10 20:30:56 UTC

bruh

2019-08-10 20:31:09 UTC

who would hire a stylist that advertises with that

2019-08-10 20:31:25 UTC

nice onesie that makes you look fat

2019-08-10 20:31:32 UTC

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

She fixes vintage cars in her spare time

2019-08-10 20:33:56 UTC

IF she doesnt i claim occupational appropriation

2019-08-10 20:41:11 UTC

Better safe than sorry, Broo.

She's not been witha real man before. Make her cum a few times and she'll make you a sandwich

2019-08-10 20:42:44 UTC

I honestly can't tell if that's a sarcastic take from you or not

I think it's a viable strategy

2019-08-10 21:02:18 UTC

It's a boomer take ignoring reality lol

2019-08-10 21:03:28 UTC

I can tell immediately she's a lefty, possibly an SJW, and a selfish cunt who would not hesitate to throw you under a bus to get what she wants

2019-08-10 21:04:20 UTC

Probably also an atheist hedonist who claims to be Jewish for the virtue points as well

2019-08-10 21:04:31 UTC

<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

2019-08-10 21:04:53 UTC

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-10 21:39:58 UTC
2019-08-10 21:40:02 UTC

you actually have a brain

2019-08-10 21:40:32 UTC

Broo just thinks with his head

<:kek:590371888480387073> <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-08-11 08:59:11 UTC

WHY DO YOU STILL EXIST ?!?!!?!?!?!

2019-08-11 08:59:44 UTC

How does the brit police havent stoped breathing from their pathiticness ?

2019-08-11 17:47:56 UTC

<:what:382980756139409409>

2019-08-11 20:38:02 UTC

model

2019-08-11 20:38:04 UTC

๐Ÿค”

```Her comments come days after she was pictured smoking before getting into a taxpayer-funded taxi, a service she uses every day because she developed 'anxiety' issues after angry people confronted her on the bus.```

2019-08-11 22:01:15 UTC

Socialized medicine everyone

2019-08-12 23:33:22 UTC

Is that a photoshop ?

2019-08-12 23:33:41 UTC

Known liar and rapist beign praised

2019-08-12 23:33:55 UTC

What kind of a fucking world we're living in ?

2019-08-13 01:36:19 UTC

@Nobel Suprise Dude, people love Bill Clinton still

2019-08-13 01:36:57 UTC

How ?

2019-08-13 01:42:31 UTC

@Nobel Suprise Where do you live?

2019-08-13 01:43:30 UTC

A shithole

2019-08-13 01:44:01 UTC

The same places obama drone striked and bush bombed

2019-08-13 01:44:44 UTC

Ahh, rip

2019-08-13 01:45:03 UTC

Yeah, the economy and society was super stable in the 90s, so people have fond memories of the Clinton era

2019-08-13 01:47:17 UTC

@Fitzydog you forgot about muh cool factor

2019-08-13 01:48:58 UTC

Oh, yeah, he played saxaphone and fucked his hot intern with a cigar

2019-08-13 02:03:09 UTC

Thats all ? trump does more and yet his as hated as lincoln before the civil war

2019-08-13 02:08:02 UTC

Yes

2019-08-13 02:08:07 UTC

It's all nostalgia

2019-08-13 07:28:10 UTC

Think borrowing this much money on an education that you get for "free" in high school and demanded that others pay for it. That is a special kind of stupid

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/610736341499641857/d02feb8.png

And he studied to be a writer

2019-08-13 07:32:13 UTC

To become rich today all you need to do is to start a liberal arts school

2019-08-13 08:19:30 UTC

Gets a degree in racial discrimination history of Iranian pizza rolls

2019-08-13 08:19:53 UTC

Spends 140k

2019-08-13 08:28:56 UTC

Job pays enough to buy 2 mars bars a month

2019-08-13 08:29:02 UTC

Surprised Pikachu

2019-08-13 09:38:32 UTC

We all must Walk in the same path that elon musk went

2019-08-13 09:39:35 UTC

Then, by combaining all our asests, we can definilty have gundam robots, genticly enginerd cat girls and BFG1000

Elon uses Government money. He's a Socialist <:triggered:382980748115968000>

2019-08-13 12:39:25 UTC

WTF does becoming a *carbon neutral organisation* mean? I imagine it is near impossible to actually measure the influence that a specific organisation has on CO2 production

2019-08-13 12:41:57 UTC

when did virtue signalling ever have to make sense

2019-08-13 12:44:27 UTC

There is a difference between virtue signalling over actual changes (such as when my country banned plastic bags) and just spouting rhetoric (like whatever this is). One at least has some substance behind it

2019-08-13 13:08:41 UTC

@Coffee the only change your country did was make you pay more for less,

2019-08-13 13:09:09 UTC

If you're in a western country your plastic gets recycled and has hardy any impact on the world

2019-08-13 13:10:25 UTC

Now instead you probably buy new shit bags from some Indian or Chinese country that pollutes 100 times more but since it's so far away, politicians can feel like they saved the planet

2019-08-13 15:11:54 UTC

*Local church moves to align itself more with the Catholic doctrine. Heretics complain.

More at 7.*

2019-08-13 20:32:09 UTC

https://twitter.com/iproposethis/status/1161130456286289920
*It's a long spam, not gonna put it all in here*

I've been noticing that my son posts green frogs on the internet

2019-08-13 20:52:17 UTC

why is she so fucking triggered

2019-08-13 20:52:24 UTC

hope its a parody account

2019-08-13 20:53:37 UTC

she is angry that her teenagers is refusing to drink the koolaid and do as most teenagers do, rebell

2019-08-13 20:56:29 UTC

*still hoping its parody*

2019-08-13 20:56:57 UTC

we had this discussion earlier in another channel she's for real

2019-08-13 20:57:04 UTC

check out the link in her bio

2019-08-13 20:57:10 UTC

she's a raging feminist

2019-08-13 20:57:34 UTC

probably resentful of her boys for not being trannies

2019-08-13 20:57:51 UTC

but she probably belive it vaccines that causes autisem

2019-08-13 20:57:59 UTC

*i just dont want to believe its real*

2019-08-13 20:58:18 UTC

How little introspective can a person do

2019-08-13 20:59:25 UTC

someone pointed out a bunch of her "kill whitey" posts combined with her interesting surname

2019-08-13 21:02:06 UTC

Well, schrรถder just means tailor

2019-08-13 21:03:52 UTC

shes not wrong there, but everything she does seems to stem from being far too overprotective

2019-08-14 18:13:10 UTC

bruh

2019-08-14 18:13:14 UTC

b r u h

2019-08-14 18:13:30 UTC

british niggas are eating beans

2019-08-14 18:18:26 UTC

"in way that was likely to cause harm"

2019-08-14 18:19:39 UTC

like man

2019-08-14 18:19:41 UTC

no words

2019-08-14 18:19:45 UTC

they are asking for it

2019-08-14 21:26:04 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-08-14 21:37:24 UTC

Darvinism fren

2019-08-14 22:23:50 UTC

that was almost liveleak instead of YT

2019-08-14 22:24:49 UTC

holy fucking shit

2019-08-14 23:09:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/611335675836366878/Screenshot_20190815-000813.png

2019-08-16 00:29:53 UTC

This should be in 5d chess

No <:triggered:382980748115968000>

2019-08-16 09:05:05 UTC

damn I really want to buy a merc now if this is who builds them

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/611847895045505024/unknown.png

2019-08-16 09:05:28 UTC

small cars but you can fit 50 clowns in them

2019-08-16 10:07:52 UTC

Please buy our cars that falls apart the moment you starts them up. They are made by people that are willing to work for nothing as long we are woke

2019-08-16 11:12:29 UTC

Whoever is the white male obv

2019-08-16 12:51:35 UTC

ask for unpaid leave and that is a asshole manager

2019-08-16 14:48:37 UTC

I mean I'd just take a couple days sick

2019-08-16 14:49:20 UTC

I was not a functioning human after I had to have my last cat put to sleep because I'd had her half my life

I'm a farmyard boy. I don't treat the animals as my children

2019-08-16 14:57:26 UTC

eh, i never cried about pets as i knew i gave them the best life those fuckers couldve had

2019-08-16 14:58:01 UTC

๐Ÿคท

2019-08-16 14:58:14 UTC

take 5 days off sick, ez

I could give my cats Numbers instead of Names. I'm heartless

CAT 1 GET OFF THE TABLE

2019-08-16 15:11:26 UTC

CAT 5 WHY ARE YOU A CABLE

2019-08-16 15:18:38 UTC

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-16 15:56:21 UTC

Still in that situation as a manager I would have been willing to offer her said day off as unpaid leave as she had been useless at work anyway if she did take the death of her pet that hard

2019-08-16 16:00:06 UTC

and then send her home again the next day

<:trumped:440551399772913674>

2019-08-17 10:39:15 UTC

That is an oldie

2019-08-17 10:39:17 UTC

But GOLDIE

2019-08-17 10:39:26 UTC

Is he in his 30s I heard ?

2019-08-17 10:40:41 UTC

Being married to another person can be challenging, but imagine being married to a hologram. Well, Kondo Akihiko is a 35-year-old man who married a vocaloid hologram named Miku.

2019-08-17 10:44:33 UTC

<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

2019-08-17 10:44:45 UTC

Get rekt thots

2019-08-17 10:45:17 UTC

That is what you get when everyone is "forced" to work 70h week minimum.
The work culture of Japan is looking to be their own undoing

2019-08-17 10:46:16 UTC

70 h?!

2019-08-17 10:49:17 UTC

Yea that is what they are working. As they have 40h normal and rest is mandatory overtime. It not unusual for workers to sleep at work so not to spend time going home to sleep

2019-08-17 11:06:17 UTC

a another problem Japanese work culture have made is incest between mothers and their sons. as the husband is at work so much that she practically becomes a singe mom and we all know single moms are bad news

2019-08-17 11:33:02 UTC

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2019-08-17 11:33:20 UTC

Jesus japan

2019-08-17 11:33:30 UTC

you need another fucking dosage of nuke

2019-08-17 11:38:38 UTC

Just so I go in history, there is a particular hashtag trending

2019-08-17 12:14:27 UTC

That explains their obsession with incest

2019-08-17 12:14:31 UTC

Disgusting

2019-08-17 12:22:27 UTC

Yea single moms are never a good thing

thus me having a Daughter at 18 <:sadgon:542112156716498955>

2019-08-17 12:26:10 UTC

Your job is to make sure she didn't make the stupid decisions that ends in single mom

2019-08-17 12:26:37 UTC

So what you are saying is that the solution is incest

2019-08-17 12:27:01 UTC

cant be a single mother if the father is already in the house

2019-08-17 12:30:43 UTC

But then you never get him to move out and you end up with a 30 year old communist incel that think the world owns him every thing he wants

Well she's got the best example in her Mom getting Preggo so young and how that made things

2019-08-17 12:34:24 UTC

Im not sure if it necessarily works out like that though

2019-08-17 12:34:33 UTC

both ways can be rationalized

2019-08-17 12:35:11 UTC

Well you was two on raising her as long as her mom was able so that is a sign that two parents are always better then one even young ones

I've been slapping packets of condoms to her forhead since she was 15. Brainwashed her

2019-08-17 12:43:48 UTC

Good.

2019-08-17 12:55:54 UTC

Broo

2019-08-17 13:12:53 UTC

but teenagers tend to be rebellious

2019-08-17 13:13:02 UTC

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

As I say the example of her Mom is a better example than me bashing in the forehead.

but combined I always know she has a condom. She can't mess this up. So far so good. 17 no babies.

2019-08-18 07:05:12 UTC

That's like day one level of retardation

2019-08-18 07:27:50 UTC

Just wait untill he turns into florida man

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

2019-08-18 13:44:26 UTC

Surely you get the idea

2019-08-18 18:55:58 UTC

dam white people making laws banning rape of animals

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/612721368986812426/roww541v68h31.png

2019-08-18 19:00:58 UTC

What the fuck

2019-08-18 19:01:23 UTC

did this person just say that all native people want to fuck animals?

2019-08-18 19:01:40 UTC

@MountainMan No, he said brown people do

2019-08-18 19:01:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/612722870749233160/unknown.png

2019-08-18 19:02:08 UTC

Yeah, indigenous to where though?

2019-08-18 19:02:15 UTC

Everywhere but Europe

2019-08-18 19:02:15 UTC

they usually meet native americans

2019-08-18 19:02:20 UTC

mean*

2019-08-18 19:02:26 UTC

when they say indegineous

2019-08-18 19:02:29 UTC

We don't use that term here

2019-08-18 19:02:39 UTC

its just what I have noticed online

2019-08-18 19:02:43 UTC

Canada does

2019-08-18 19:02:47 UTC

ahhhhhh

2019-08-18 19:02:52 UTC

so maybe its a canadian

2019-08-18 19:02:55 UTC

Maybe

2019-08-18 21:31:09 UTC

@Fitzydog idk that weird shit with spirit animals is the Indians right?

2019-08-18 22:02:36 UTC

@Ondsinet Sure, the queer feminist ones

2019-08-18 22:02:51 UTC

No I mean like

2019-08-18 22:03:01 UTC

Chief mother horse

2019-08-18 22:03:04 UTC

And all that

2019-08-18 22:03:06 UTC

Idk

2019-08-18 22:03:19 UTC

I guess? I don't understand lol

2019-08-18 22:03:49 UTC

I thought you were talking about the 2 spirit thing

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