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2019-03-13 20:41:06 UTC

the best part, you cant get a parents note to get the absence removed. they are stick and in some classes you don't have much leeway before you hit the 10% limit

2019-03-13 20:59:08 UTC

If the teachers and staff are left leaning they wont absent them. Absenting does 2 things, cuts some of the money, and also not doing it is a virtue signal

2019-03-14 08:00:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/555661430209380363/hope.jpg

2019-03-14 08:00:47 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2019-03-14 08:03:10 UTC

showing up is not enough

2019-03-14 09:07:22 UTC

Her grandkids prolly dont even have her number.

2019-03-14 09:14:21 UTC

๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคข ๐Ÿคข

2019-03-14 09:14:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/555680255193382916/long-lizard-eggs-hatch_a1c9939d4b3476a0.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/555680255625658379/images_72.jpeg

2019-03-14 09:18:33 UTC

Nawwwwww

2019-03-14 09:40:33 UTC

Those are Hilary's grandchildren

2019-03-14 14:27:30 UTC

I didn't know Zuckerberg was her son.

Depends who you're blackmailing

2019-03-14 16:06:25 UTC

you could make your own for less than 20 dollars

but not everyone could do that

2019-03-14 16:08:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/555784365272203324/Screenshot_20190314-160802_AliExpress.jpg

2019-03-14 17:58:45 UTC

But one is a cock ring

2019-03-14 17:58:59 UTC

Also. Do they like. Adjust?

2019-03-14 17:59:12 UTC

Or is it one size fits all?

I'm sure yours will fit

2019-03-14 18:10:50 UTC

it doesn't matter if it fits @EnderOctanus, nobody wants to see 30 seconds of the back of your hand

2019-03-14 18:32:21 UTC

@turtwig <:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

2019-03-14 19:26:26 UTC

<:GWjiangoOmegaLUL:389904150886088723> <:GWjiangoOmegaLUL:389904150886088723> <:GWjiangoOmegaLUL:389904150886088723>

2019-03-14 23:41:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/555898317750534155/FB_IMG_1552587272937.jpg

You kids are too young to remember when Vice was cool <:boomer:514203388704063489>

2019-03-14 23:48:17 UTC

This is real?

it's old but it's real

2019-03-14 23:55:50 UTC

Yeah it's very old

2019-03-14 23:56:01 UTC

Iirc vee or sargog had a video in it

2019-03-16 10:59:36 UTC

FFS We've been over this crap over a million times by now.

2019-03-16 11:08:27 UTC

the only way you could get vice was by checking the floors on your local record store

2019-03-16 11:09:45 UTC

if you distributed it from a shelf or a table you wouldn't distribute much longer since the delivery guy would stop coming over

```They used diagrams to illustrate how the three played fingers looked like a 'W' and the circle formed by the thumb and index finger resembled the head of a 'P.'

But this was a hoax. A typically alt-right hoax which preys upon the outrage culture of its rivals and hides behind a veneer of irony.

Those who make the sign are able to feign ignorance of any evil connotations because the OK sign is so widespread and used in so many other contexts.

It is of course impossible to say what someone's intention is when they make a gesture, one can only presume - and within that gap of meaning the alt-right revels in confusion and fear.

Recently four Alabama police officers in the States were suspended after a photo of them emerged making an upside down OK symbol. ```

2019-03-16 19:49:34 UTC

Capitalism <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-03-16 22:50:30 UTC

*Full stop.*

2019-03-16 22:50:35 UTC

Guise, I'm serious

Well if you keep moving the goalposts so even I'm a White Nationist, I guess it's true

2019-03-17 12:26:26 UTC

you're a threat too

2019-03-17 12:32:47 UTC

https://twitter.com/SethAMandel/status/1107079817290240000

Shitlord: "You could even call it The Final-"
Everyone else: "NO"

2019-03-17 13:45:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/556835619527983124/IMG_20190317_125902_629.jpg

2019-03-17 13:46:05 UTC

We got that on a newspaper

2019-03-17 14:16:12 UTC

hahahahahahahahahahaaha

2019-03-17 15:41:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/556864621055574034/53908280_10155754359492101_2340700057549930496_n.png

2019-03-17 15:43:18 UTC

if you kid is unvaccinated, I are in the belief that the parents are going to be finical responsible for any outbakes that happens at said school, all medical bill funeral bill mist worked compensations and so forth

but the un-vacced kid will be Muslim which is the reason you ban them from school <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-03-17 15:59:12 UTC

salviny

2019-03-17 16:04:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/556870556192997397/unknown.png

2019-03-17 16:04:50 UTC

fortnite

2019-03-17 16:05:01 UTC

it's not even a first person shooter

2019-03-17 16:05:02 UTC

wtf

but it the one normies kids play on xbox 10 hours a day

2019-03-17 16:06:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/556870886221676555/unknown.png

Well that's cus he's ran away from the Middle East cus he's a pussy

That doesn't even confirm he's ever played it ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟ

2019-03-17 16:25:39 UTC

did he not also blame spyro the dragon in it irr. he was clearly taking the piss of the video game are bad crowd,

2019-03-17 16:25:49 UTC

Ban Fortnite. Not because of this, just because it's a shit game.

2019-03-17 16:26:27 UTC

I don't want to ban any game, even who horrible it is.

2019-03-17 16:26:30 UTC

he answered the question with "no" after joking around about fortnite and spyro

2019-03-17 16:27:26 UTC

yea, even he admitted games had nothing to do with it

2019-03-17 16:27:49 UTC

but just namedropping is enough for idiots

2019-03-17 16:28:07 UTC

yea, that is why they are going after pewdiepie

2019-03-17 16:29:31 UTC

by statistics pewdiepie will have at least 5 serial killers subscribed to him does that mean pdp approve of their actions, of course no

2019-03-17 17:18:29 UTC

Found oil so easily. Lucky!

2019-03-17 17:37:12 UTC

13%

2019-03-17 18:04:16 UTC

OH LOOK!

2019-03-17 18:04:28 UTC

Men wearing fucking skirts in Star Trek!

2019-03-17 18:05:37 UTC

ok snowflake <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506> <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506> <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506> <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-03-17 18:05:46 UTC

that star trek discovery is a shit show tbh

2019-03-17 18:05:50 UTC

That Christchurch guy shot the wrong people.

He should have gone to Hollywood.

2019-03-17 18:06:32 UTC

shhhh people are listening to us

2019-03-17 18:06:34 UTC

(agreed tho)

2019-03-17 18:06:51 UTC

(that was quiet. mr fbi man cant hear us if we whisper)

2019-03-17 18:13:37 UTC

mr fbi here

Mr FBI here. How do you Gamers keep getting away with influencing world politics?

2019-03-17 18:18:21 UTC

by cum

2019-03-17 18:19:26 UTC

WHO IS PINGING ME <:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>

2019-03-17 18:19:39 UTC

>:(

2019-03-17 18:38:15 UTC

@Deleted User <:gay:382982146249326612>

2019-03-17 21:57:28 UTC

white people and *card shuffles* wanting to protect it family

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/556959315165052928/69bl1nnlgkm21.png

2019-03-17 21:59:10 UTC

The question doesn't even seem to be hostile towards gunowners

2019-03-17 21:59:39 UTC

>beset by racial fears

2019-03-17 22:01:37 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy7Tvo-q63o oh boi who could have predicted

2019-03-17 22:07:34 UTC

@Nordhand That statement is completely accurate tho lol

2019-03-17 22:14:59 UTC

pretty sad that its happening to that youtube channel

2019-03-17 22:54:01 UTC

don't turn your back to a jaguar <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-03-17 23:05:44 UTC

nig never turn your back against a big cat <:GWcorbinANGERY:384871298066808851>

2019-03-17 23:06:18 UTC

tell that to the cheetahs

2019-03-18 01:27:53 UTC

Poor cheetahs not good enough for the big cat group.

2019-03-18 01:28:33 UTC

We should protest against the obvious specism.

2019-03-18 01:28:47 UTC

Cheetahs aren't 'big cats'?

2019-03-18 04:16:49 UTC

Nope.

Just leopards, lions, tigers, jaguars and snow leopards

2019-03-18 04:17:45 UTC

Snow leopards aside, what makes them big cats is their taxonomy and ability to roar. Snow leopards share the taxonomy but inability to roar

2019-03-18 04:18:52 UTC

"The term "big cat" is typically used to refer to any of the five living members of the genus Panthera, namely tiger, lion, jaguar, leopard, and snow leopard.[1] Except the snow leopard, these species are able to roar. A more liberal and expansive definition of the term includes species outside of Panthera including the cougar, clouded leopard, Sunda clouded leopard and cheetah, although these added species also do not roar."

2019-03-18 04:19:19 UTC

Huh

2019-03-18 07:16:01 UTC

#NotAllCheetahs

2019-03-18 07:21:15 UTC

rtggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Why do people need support for their 5miutes of fame on a shitty TV show? ๐Ÿค”

then finding out that's not enough to be famous forever and commiting suicide

I don't even know who any of them are. That must be very upsetting for them.

I should educate myself

2019-03-18 12:51:32 UTC

it always a good idea and go on national TV and behaving like a thot for all to see and expecting people not treating you as a thot when you come back home

especially if your a bloke

2019-03-18 12:56:38 UTC

I mean, were they expecting the red carpet forever?

2019-03-18 12:56:52 UTC

some do.

most that do suicide

2019-03-18 13:00:19 UTC

still nothing of value was lost

More plastic in their faces than bones

2019-03-18 13:06:55 UTC

and I guess you will get brain damage if you was in the same room as them from their stupidity

```While it seems everyone has an opinion on Brexit, one group of people who donโ€™t seem to is the โ€˜Love Islandโ€™ contestants - in fact, it turns out a few of them arenโ€™t sure exactly what it is.

The worlds of politics and reality TV collided during Fridayโ€™s episode, as the female Islanders attempted to discuss Britainโ€™s forthcoming exit from the EU. ```

```20-year-old student Georgia Steel brought the subject up during a conversation in the villa garden, to which model Hayley Hughes replied: โ€œWhatโ€™s that?โ€

But if that has already got you facepalming, we hate to tell you, things got a lot worse. ```

```After Samira Mightly claimed it meant we โ€œwonโ€™t be part of Europeโ€ and Georgia attempted to make some comment about trade deals, Hayley replied: โ€œSo does that mean we wonโ€™t have any trees?โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s got nothing to do with it, babe. Thatโ€™s weather,โ€ Georgia told her.

As Kendall Rae-Knight tried to be the sensible voice in the conversation explaining the difference between being in Europe and being in the EU, Georgia then said: โ€œDoesnโ€™t it mean it would be harder to like, go to like, Spain and stuff?โ€

โ€œSo it would be harder to go on holidays?โ€ Hayley responded. โ€œOh I love my holidays.โ€```

I'm still waiting for Turt Kid to dig up a Roman Villa

2019-03-20 16:47:12 UTC

Nothing says you hate blacks quite like trying to be one right?

2019-03-20 16:47:37 UTC

white nigger white nigger

2019-03-20 16:48:15 UTC

Blacks are royalty by nature

2019-03-20 17:20:15 UTC

I dunno. Ask white people who tan?

2019-03-20 17:21:38 UTC

>ethnic swede <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2019-03-20 17:22:59 UTC

Darker skin radiates more heat into the environment provided you can stay out of sun.

2019-03-20 17:23:16 UTC
2019-03-20 19:00:36 UTC

nothing to see here, move along

2019-03-20 19:01:29 UTC

prolly slipped on a banana peel

2019-03-20 22:19:46 UTC

He's right though

2019-03-20 22:24:02 UTC

antivax is just another approach to fight climate change <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2019-03-20 22:31:32 UTC

the black plague is not gone, it still active in parts of Asia like the Gobi Desert

2019-03-20 22:37:17 UTC

is it treatable with penicilin?

2019-03-20 22:37:43 UTC

Fuck no

2019-03-20 22:39:34 UTC

is it treatable at all by now?

2019-03-20 22:39:40 UTC

or just symptom easing

You stuff Heather up your nose and pop the boils

2019-03-20 22:40:27 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2019-03-20 22:40:30 UTC

One documentary said that europeans have some white cell markers against it

2019-03-20 22:40:50 UTC

white people superior again

well we'd all be ded if not

2019-03-20 22:41:32 UTC

black plague? nigga my ancestors took care of vaxxing me

2019-03-20 23:29:34 UTC

The Black Plague is not "gone"

2019-03-20 23:29:50 UTC

There are periodic cases of people contracting it from squirrels out in Los Angeles

2019-03-20 23:30:26 UTC

Single digit yearly cases, and with modern antibiotics not remotely as serious as historically, but it still can kill you if not treated soon

2019-03-20 23:39:12 UTC

the danger is if it get a mutation and goes fuck you

2019-03-20 23:47:44 UTC

```Between 1900 and 2015, the United States had 1,036 human plague cases with an average of 9 cases per year. In 2015, 16 people in the Western United States developed plague, including 2 cases in Yosemite National Park.[34] These US cases usually occur in rural northern New Mexico, northern Arizona, southern Colorado, California, southern Oregon, and far western Nevada.[35]```

2019-03-21 06:58:36 UTC

plague means an epidemic, it doesn't really specify a disease. bubonic plague isn't the same as a plague of grackles

2019-03-21 07:09:05 UTC

conceicable

2019-03-21 07:09:11 UTC

conceivable

I reckon at Twitter HQ they just get high and let the robots moderate

2019-03-21 16:19:17 UTC

she knows what she was doing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/558323760021897216/Exv4CV9.jpg

2019-03-21 16:25:02 UTC

She looks like a pothead

2019-03-21 19:31:28 UTC

Mrs floki saw that and said, "and she is so happy about it too."

2019-03-21 20:52:27 UTC

https://www.facebook.com/events/1958578290920699/
*Kia ora e hoa mฤ,

Letโ€™s make a very simple gesture of support for our Muslim communities grieving the loss of 50 amazing mothers, fathers, children, friends and colleagues in the terrorist attack last Friday.

THIS FRIDAY, 22 March, you're invited to wear a headscarf or head covering at work, school, or play - to peacefully show your support for the Christchurch and wider New Zealand Muslim communities.

#headscarfforharmony

This event is kindly supported by the Islamic Women's Council of New Zealand and the NZ Muslim Association.

Please share this with your Facebook friends and spread the word. This event is happening nationwide.

Kia kaha e hoa mฤ, letโ€™s go team!*

2019-03-21 21:29:05 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/558401723794849795/D2M057JWwAAF-wL.jpg

2019-03-21 21:29:20 UTC

I'm just gonna spam this whenever I see something about NZ now

2019-03-21 21:29:25 UTC
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2019-03-21 21:29:40 UTC

join vv

2019-03-21 21:29:41 UTC

c

2019-03-21 21:29:41 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2019-03-21 21:29:46 UTC

get in here

2019-03-21 21:29:47 UTC

vc time

2019-03-21 21:29:48 UTC

I'm at work

2019-03-21 21:29:52 UTC

get out of work

2019-03-21 21:29:52 UTC

noob

2019-03-21 21:29:57 UTC

IM POOPIN

2019-03-21 21:29:58 UTC

shoot up work

2019-03-21 21:29:59 UTC

sad we miss you

2019-03-21 21:40:56 UTC

<a:XDSpin:493825162215424000>

2019-03-21 21:41:04 UTC

Plot twist

2019-03-22 13:31:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/558643852957974529/ijbju76xbnn21.jpg

I've heard a woman fart loud

Feminists just need to practice more

2019-03-22 21:31:31 UTC

Poes law damn you

2019-03-23 07:26:45 UTC

looks like a fat Twi'lek from Star Wars

2019-03-23 07:27:18 UTC

I thought it was a bad cosplay at first, tbh

2019-03-23 07:27:37 UTC

same

2019-03-23 08:04:03 UTC

thats actually a twi'lek

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

2019-03-23 16:48:20 UTC

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2019-03-23 17:10:00 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/559061296918560768/unknown.png

2019-03-23 17:19:21 UTC

> your server should be for everyone

2019-03-23 17:19:26 UTC

Fuck off, faggots

2019-03-23 17:20:20 UTC

why not remove the ban feature then?

2019-03-23 17:21:29 UTC

We are for free speach but we are not allowing naughty words as they can hurt someone fefeis

2019-03-23 17:22:39 UTC

imagine a world with apolitical techcompanies

2019-03-23 17:23:34 UTC

We are there now they just have not gone all the way yet

well stop hiring trained Commies from American Colleges ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2019-03-23 18:07:17 UTC

Dalai Lama is based asf btw

2019-03-23 18:26:43 UTC

Europe belongs to the Europeans

2019-03-23 19:17:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/559093424381231110/0b50c6b86e7455d7.jpg

2019-03-23 19:18:12 UTC

based

2019-03-24 01:47:13 UTC

So Sargons recent vidoe on the yellow vests

2019-03-24 01:47:28 UTC

in it he claimed that the yellow vests won on fuel taxes they didn't,

2019-03-24 01:47:42 UTC

Macron has kept the tax rise but backed off of future tax rises

2019-03-24 01:48:28 UTC

to give some context French Fuel costs went from about half of the UK's prices (similar to the US) to the second highest in Euroupe (after norway) over night , with planned rises.

2019-03-24 01:48:45 UTC

he also doesn't understand what they are currently fighting for

2019-03-24 01:49:16 UTC

good news, they made an english lang version of there facebook demand post for use by journalists (convently ignored by pro globalisation press)

2019-03-24 01:53:32 UTC

note most of the policies line up with Jean-Luc Mรฉlenchon the 3rd place in the french elecions

2019-03-24 01:53:54 UTC

he is a far left anti globalist (an old type leftist not a identiy poltics)

2019-03-24 01:55:08 UTC

there is also alot of overlap with Le Pens Front National (now Rassemblement national / National Rally)

2019-03-24 01:56:43 UTC

http://see.news/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/2018-12-08T092929Z_1581715430_RC122A19D890_RTRMADP_3_FRANCE-PROTESTS.jpg

2019-03-24 02:00:05 UTC

probably not the right place to put it but somone get sargon to read it, if people need more info i'll get my french freinds to send me more stuff (I can read french but naturaly there poltical understanding of france is better)

2019-03-24 02:02:20 UTC

@Ctrlaltlama If you would please, copy and paste this in <#372513679964635138> instead.

Nice post, btw

2019-03-24 02:02:28 UTC

k

2019-03-24 11:10:53 UTC

<:what:382980756139409409>

2019-03-24 11:30:43 UTC

lmao

2019-03-24 11:30:47 UTC

those hamburgers

2019-03-24 11:30:48 UTC

xd

2019-03-25 01:44:10 UTC

it seems all those buzzfeed type shit reporters are being hired by english shit rags.

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