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2019-02-20 05:16:52 UTC

we want trump to criminalize being gay so we can feel like a victim again

2019-02-20 09:54:06 UTC

Wait

2019-02-20 09:54:10 UTC

*wait*

2019-02-20 09:55:42 UTC

That's what the church was complaining about something like 20 years ago

2019-02-20 12:56:41 UTC

That sounds hella fake man...

2019-02-20 12:56:59 UTC

The trump thing

2019-02-20 13:42:07 UTC

@Capitรกn Alatriste It's true. There was a link yesterday about how Trump wants to push for international decriminalization of homosexuality, but it's ACTUALLY just a way to get back at Iran.
Therefore it's bad.

2019-02-20 18:49:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/547852243819561000/0S5tOpd.jpg

2019-02-20 19:17:30 UTC

Oof

2019-02-20 20:24:59 UTC

see this is what you did with weirdos back in the day....

2019-02-21 02:04:40 UTC

lol

2019-02-21 02:04:43 UTC

oh no

2019-02-21 02:04:51 UTC

they were furries...

2019-02-21 10:15:01 UTC

Well tbh if she is wanting to get into graphic art yea, drawing pad is needed and they are a coupel hundred for decent ones.

maybe she should get a job and buy one then ๐Ÿค”

2019-02-21 10:39:39 UTC

she has a job

2019-02-21 10:39:42 UTC

full time thot

Part of me, thinks she's just parting idiots with their money

Other part just makes me hate on thirsty dudes for wasting money

2019-02-21 10:42:24 UTC

Yes

2019-02-21 10:45:14 UTC

Easy mode

2019-02-21 10:45:21 UTC

<:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2019-02-21 12:07:32 UTC

๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ’ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ’ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ’ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ’ฃ ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ’ฃ

2019-02-21 12:13:49 UTC

HAHAHAHYAHHAHA

2019-02-21 12:13:54 UTC

Oh god

2019-02-21 12:13:57 UTC

Let this be true

2019-02-21 12:26:54 UTC

photobombed

2019-02-21 12:26:55 UTC

kek

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-02-21 12:55:48 UTC

oof

2019-02-21 18:27:06 UTC

Nike is racist

2019-02-22 07:58:02 UTC

(((zion williamson)))

2019-02-22 11:04:43 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/548460124381904921/Dz-CcZwW0AEjgjV.jpg

2019-02-22 14:30:49 UTC

Sounds like <:fake_news:430430057060630529> to me

2019-02-22 14:41:47 UTC

"mistake"

2019-02-22 14:41:53 UTC

it's a mistake to save a wolf

2019-02-22 14:41:58 UTC

but fine to a save a dog?

They are two different things

2019-02-22 14:44:15 UTC

Poor awoos

2019-02-22 14:46:16 UTC

`"He was calm, slept on my legs. When I wanted to stretch them, he raised his head for a moment," he added.`

2019-02-22 14:46:41 UTC

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿ’ค

2019-02-22 14:47:17 UTC

@Capitรกn Alatriste that's because it's a parody account

and one is much more dangerous ๐Ÿค”

2019-02-22 16:16:35 UTC

<:GWjiangoOmegaLUL:389904150886088723>

2019-02-22 16:16:50 UTC

Spectrum here, spectrum there

I only call actual thots. Thots

2019-02-22 23:07:35 UTC

Thot

2019-02-22 23:09:47 UTC

Thot

2019-02-22 23:48:11 UTC

Thot

2019-02-23 00:26:31 UTC

Thot

2019-02-23 00:39:57 UTC

Shes gonna be a millionaire soon

2019-02-23 07:54:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/548774607751217164/IMG_20190223_085351.jpg

2019-02-23 08:19:53 UTC

Damn, i used to like him too.

2019-02-23 11:20:47 UTC

<:GWjiangoOmegaLUL:389904150886088723>

2019-02-23 12:35:05 UTC

Going to be hard to hide a face that stupid

2019-02-23 13:42:08 UTC

rip grandpa

2019-02-23 13:42:23 UTC

also the fuck sort of measurement is "half a quart"

2019-02-23 13:42:42 UTC

he ate an eighth of yoghurt

2019-02-23 14:09:24 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

2019-02-23 14:09:36 UTC

@turtwig *paint

2019-02-23 14:10:02 UTC

yes

2019-02-23 16:51:08 UTC

```A 23-years-old Washingtonian was arrested in February for posting messages on social media threatening to kill law enforcement officers.

Aside from posting a glut of Marxist messages and imagery, Jaydin Ledford recently took to Facebook to threaten death on sheriffs who said they wonโ€™t enforce a new gun control law in Washington which is challenged in courts for being unconstitutional.

The sheriffs have stated that their duty stands with the Constitution and that they wonโ€™t enforce the law, marked I-1639, until its constitutional standing is determined.

โ€œI-1639 is law,โ€ he posted on Feb. 1, marking himself as โ€œfeeling enraged.โ€
โ€œSheriffs that are non compliant will be shot. by me [sic],โ€ he continued.```

2019-02-23 17:55:16 UTC

Why are they always weak cosmopolitans?

2019-02-23 18:09:27 UTC

Oh good, they caught him!

2019-02-23 18:10:44 UTC

@DanConway Because being a weak cosmopolitan turns you into a communist

2019-02-23 18:25:02 UTC

<:covfefe:440543908846632980>

Having student debt makes you a Communist these days

2019-02-23 20:29:15 UTC

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/careers/muffin-break-boss-fury-over-youth-who-wont-work-unpaid/news-story/57607ea9a1bbe52ba7746cff031306f2
Gen Z is problematic as it refusing to work for free, almost like it knows that time is money and if you don't want to pay for my time, I go else where where they do value my time better

They are quite happy to grind for items in WoW tho...

2019-02-23 20:34:50 UTC

I have student debt and I'm not preaching Marxism

2019-02-23 20:35:08 UTC

Check mate liberal

2019-02-23 20:36:16 UTC

that may be so. but to be so entitled that you expect people to work for free so you can make more money is showing how out of touch you are

2019-02-23 20:38:14 UTC

Yeah if it was an internship I'd understand

2019-02-23 20:39:45 UTC

even then I'm sceptical. as a lot of companies abuse the internship systems

2019-02-23 20:45:03 UTC

Yeah true

What we need to do is import some Mexicans to do the jobs until the Millenials die out

and then we deport them

2019-02-23 21:56:52 UTC

Or just go with kalergi plan

2019-02-23 21:56:56 UTC

Europe 2050

2019-02-23 21:57:04 UTC

Its going to be epic apocalyptic world'

2019-02-23 23:07:45 UTC

not sure if I should be laughing or crying, but laughing anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP_b8AycEC8

2019-02-23 23:08:44 UTC

I've also realized I have the same humor as a middle school chonker.

2019-02-24 00:52:38 UTC

but why?

2019-02-24 00:54:35 UTC

Because Chicago is 50% gang

2019-02-24 00:56:28 UTC

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2019-02-24 04:50:15 UTC

it the he dindu nuffin wrong and only if he did get a 23 chance he will become a doctor or teacher mentality

2019-02-25 01:02:27 UTC

howdy

2019-02-25 01:04:52 UTC

Fuck off

2019-02-25 01:08:25 UTC

@Jim Silo stop spamming fucking links

2019-02-25 10:06:45 UTC

good one broo

2019-02-25 14:56:10 UTC

he is living rent free everywhere

2019-02-25 15:45:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/549618013327065098/zuch29jj6li21.jpg

2019-02-25 15:47:12 UTC

well they can 100% get fucked

Let Trump supporters switch out

2019-02-25 15:49:51 UTC

lol I wonder if that would constitute a contract t breach by credo that allows people to switch away without penalty

2019-02-25 17:13:28 UTC

in before <:chad:431600553806790667> ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘ง gets banned

2019-02-25 17:16:38 UTC

chad is sadly not a recognised emoji

2019-02-25 17:20:11 UTC

let just use ๐Ÿ‘ณ

2019-02-25 17:21:28 UTC

not yet <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506> @turtwig

2019-02-25 17:49:51 UTC

HOLY SHIT

2019-02-25 17:49:56 UTC
2019-02-25 17:50:02 UTC

we will have

2019-02-25 17:50:11 UTC

๐ŸŽท ๐Ÿ›

2019-02-25 17:50:14 UTC

car

<:gay:382982146249326612>

2019-02-25 17:55:49 UTC

๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ›

2019-02-25 18:11:51 UTC

nice

What's with this photo haha

2019-02-25 19:24:52 UTC

imo if you drink and drive you are to be disqualified to dive for the rest of your life

2019-02-25 19:25:17 UTC

yeah

2019-02-25 19:26:17 UTC

driving is not a right it a privilege and you have shown that you don't deserve said privilege

2019-02-25 22:27:34 UTC

Maybe within Buzzfeeds office....

2019-02-25 22:28:43 UTC

envy as they are so dislikeable that no ones wants anything to do with them. even the cats only accepts them as long it food available

2019-02-25 23:00:34 UTC

bruh who wouldnt want help from mfโ€™ing chris evans. he nice as hell.

2019-02-26 12:48:21 UTC

Why are we still giving flat earthers any attention?

2019-02-26 12:49:51 UTC

๐Ÿคท

2019-02-26 12:55:05 UTC

because their conviction to an obviously and provably false belief is sort of funny

2019-02-26 12:56:00 UTC

fucking phone, provably is a real word

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/549937679584854026/Screenshot_20190226-125533_Discord.jpg

2019-02-26 12:56:18 UTC

but changing it from provably to probably makes me sound like a retard

2019-02-26 13:26:17 UTC

@turtwig keyboard corrects I to O for no reason

2019-02-26 13:33:48 UTC

It's a CIA falsflag to discredit all fringe hypotheses/"conspiracy theories"

2019-02-26 13:34:30 UTC

or Mossad. Substitute for your own boogieman.

2019-02-26 13:37:39 UTC

flat earth was originally a false flag intended to discredit religious istitutions

2019-02-26 13:37:56 UTC

somebody claimed that on the internet, so I'm pretty sure it's true.

2019-02-26 13:38:47 UTC

It was made up by 4chan

2019-02-26 13:40:01 UTC

*picked up

2019-02-26 13:43:54 UTC

the "modern" flat earth theory is >100y old

2019-02-26 13:57:16 UTC

@Ondsinet is my boogie man

2019-02-26 13:57:23 UTC

spagooti man

2019-02-26 14:00:23 UTC

Yas

2019-02-26 14:00:29 UTC

The earth is pizza shaped @turtwig

Stop, I've been craving Pizza for days but I got other food in the fridge to eat <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2019-02-26 14:06:25 UTC

Sad!

2019-02-26 14:28:12 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ make a pizza using the contents of your fridge

It's cooked stuff in tubs ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟ

2019-02-26 19:29:33 UTC

what is with all the obese animals lately

2019-02-26 19:29:48 UTC

it a rat, deal with it like what you do to all pests

Deport it <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2019-02-26 19:31:53 UTC

its a rat. send it to a lab and make it useful. <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2019-02-26 19:34:27 UTC

What if someone accidentally stepped on it

2019-02-26 19:35:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/550038163503185950/elon_musk_be_like.png

2019-02-26 19:35:18 UTC

then you better not be somewhere where they get lemming years, the roads gets a shag carpet when that happens

It's Germany, they would go to Prison

2019-02-26 19:36:45 UTC

go to prison for killing a rat with no ill intent seems rather unjust. I mean we are talking about rats the animals right

2019-02-26 19:37:09 UTC

I mean you shouldnt kill animals. well you should to eat them but other then that

2019-02-26 19:38:08 UTC

rats is a pest and if you have one you probably have a million others in close proximity

2019-02-26 20:17:54 UTC

https://quillette.com/2019/02/17/a-witch-hunt-on-instagram/ sjw attack knitting online community's for being to white

2019-02-27 02:04:57 UTC

Wow. Every single facet of our society is part of the cukture war now.

2019-02-27 06:05:10 UTC

I don't think old ladies will stand for their shit

2019-02-27 06:05:15 UTC

my grandma definitely wouldn't

2019-02-27 07:17:32 UTC

This is the absolute gayest shit I've ever read this is just so retarded

2019-02-27 18:42:09 UTC

Oh no

2019-02-27 18:42:13 UTC

I see a hijab

2019-02-27 18:42:23 UTC

Mcdonalds got kebabed

Not been to the UK recently?

2019-02-27 19:25:34 UTC

I don't think he's ever left Israel

Hiding inside his walls <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2019-02-27 20:10:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/550409301248966656/IMG_20190227_210546.jpg

2019-02-27 20:14:37 UTC

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2019-02-27 20:35:53 UTC

Wtf

2019-02-27 22:26:04 UTC

eat salmon to cum my brethren

2019-02-27 22:46:15 UTC

So he couldn't ejaculate because of his vegan diet?

2019-02-27 22:46:19 UTC

Damn

2019-02-28 00:46:58 UTC

Being a 100% vegetarian will give you life long medical problems like cancer and in worst case you may die from lack of important nutrients. A lot of vegetarians cheat by eating animals products when they are alone

2019-02-28 00:49:34 UTC

@Nordhand You mean vegan?

2019-02-28 12:34:52 UTC

what

2019-02-28 12:34:57 UTC

why does it fucking matter

She's not <:gay:382982146249326612> enough

2019-02-28 12:35:40 UTC

You have to be a black trans downie to handle the event

2019-02-28 12:53:14 UTC

But is she THOT enough?

no cus she has no T or A

2019-02-28 13:12:56 UTC

when she hits puberty she'll maybe fill out

she so on drugs to keep more childlike <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

She knows her fanbase

2019-02-28 13:39:25 UTC

she was Disney right?

2019-02-28 13:39:42 UTC

all the pedos been fapping to her since she was tiny

2019-02-28 13:39:44 UTC

W

Pedos, Childless Feminists and Children.

but she sings about sex. So you do the maths.

2019-02-28 14:13:58 UTC

oof

2019-02-28 15:23:26 UTC

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ In Washington state, they extended the distracted driving law to cover food and drinks as well

2019-02-28 15:23:55 UTC

Hash browns are the same as cell phones when driving. No excuses anymore

2019-02-28 15:25:00 UTC

dont eat or use ya phone. its dangerous for you, and everyone else.

2019-02-28 15:25:11 UTC

only need to stop focusing for a second for an accident to happen

but it's Unamerican to not eat in your car

2019-02-28 15:27:02 UTC

my driving teacher did say the best way to stop road accidents to happen is to mount a huge knife at the steering wheel pointing at the driver. only then will everyone understand the danger of driving

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2019-02-28 16:52:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376763825904418816/550721855779110912/MVIMG_20190228_115147.jpg

2019-02-28 16:52:08 UTC

So this exists

2019-02-28 16:52:45 UTC

so you know who not to call

2019-02-28 19:25:23 UTC

know that sport is not the biggest thing here, but this is probably one of the biggest blunders an athlete have ever done. as he was caught under a razzia with the needle in his own arm at an major skiing event
https://youtu.be/ihP_MSLAIj8

2019-02-28 19:36:14 UTC

oof

2019-02-28 19:36:30 UTC

what is he using?

2019-02-28 19:38:45 UTC

it was blood doping he was caught for

2019-03-01 09:01:19 UTC

Damn racist plants

2019-03-01 10:17:13 UTC

Probably Maga-plats standing menacingly

2019-03-01 10:33:28 UTC

That's cotton taking its revenge

2019-03-01 16:44:54 UTC

they have tiny brains

2019-03-01 16:45:47 UTC

tiny pp

2019-03-01 16:46:38 UTC

u

Royal SJW Project. Poor Harry

he could have married any woman on the planet

2019-03-01 17:31:20 UTC

Harry used to be the baddass one...pity

2019-03-01 17:31:57 UTC

I'm guessing all the diversity training in the army did play out in the end

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