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2019-05-06 00:06:17 UTC

Invicta does good stuff

2019-05-07 01:32:39 UTC

People in Briton over 800k years ago using stone tools

2019-05-07 01:36:10 UTC

The guy's accent is super fucking annoying, btw.

It's the California valley girl 'raising', but with a British accent

2019-05-07 07:44:13 UTC

@Fitzydog metatron is a cool dude

2019-05-07 16:13:25 UTC

@Ondsinet I'm sure he is, but some people's accents just distract me from the content so much

2019-05-07 16:18:33 UTC

Well, not people. Hominids yeah but they weren't humans.

2019-05-07 19:37:20 UTC

A page out of a Hangmans Diary. This is some Monty Pythons weekend at burnies shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/575405831911374851/image0.jpg

2019-05-07 19:59:39 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2019-05-07 20:00:10 UTC

Don't show this to the British politicians

2019-05-08 00:56:59 UTC

didnt dank do a vid about this

2019-05-08 16:23:30 UTC

That sounds like....something I may need an adult on.

2019-05-08 19:20:35 UTC

> That moment you realize they were all just insulting each other.

2019-05-08 19:27:16 UTC

i really didn't think that far but i am slightly upset that the US chose eagle as their national bird instead of turkey which is a country in spain

2019-05-08 19:30:20 UTC

Well tbh, the Turkey almost did become the National Bird. But it went to the the Bald Eagle because it to is only native here as well and strong.

2019-05-08 19:35:18 UTC

forever marking your nation as baldylocks

2019-05-08 19:36:34 UTC

Who's National Bird can kick it's ass?

2019-05-08 19:36:52 UTC

Though so. Sit down.

2019-05-08 19:37:39 UTC

the kiwis

2019-05-08 19:38:05 UTC

Nope

2019-05-08 19:38:27 UTC

ya think?

2019-05-08 19:38:29 UTC

The Emus kicked the Aussies ass, While admirable, it isn't impressive

2019-05-08 19:38:33 UTC

have you ever seen a kiwi=

2019-05-08 19:42:00 UTC

Yea...

2019-05-08 19:42:14 UTC

One of that area of the worlds freak animals, made of leftover parts

2019-05-08 19:49:50 UTC

Australian Eagles are pretty metal IIRC

2019-05-08 19:50:12 UTC

But it's Australia, everything on the continent is trying to kill everything else

2019-05-08 19:50:39 UTC

Emus are deadlier in Aussiland.

2019-05-09 10:30:34 UTC

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki no that's a platypus. kiwi is a ball of fur the size of your nutsack.

2019-05-09 10:32:21 UTC

consider me slayed

2019-05-09 14:46:54 UTC

Kiwis are cute

2019-05-09 14:47:16 UTC

Kinda wish you could domesticate them.

2019-05-09 20:45:38 UTC

damn, it can lift a Chinook like it's a paper bag...
https://twitter.com/EatKnuckleFritz/status/1126519929392513025

2019-05-10 06:28:54 UTC

a chinook can lift itself up too

2019-05-10 06:41:39 UTC

<:turbonice:569204993794768966>

2019-05-10 08:51:43 UTC

...and then proceeded to completely bankrupt and destroy the British Empire over Poland, which it would later also condemn to decades of Soviet oppression even though it had supposedly started a world war for the sake of that very same nation.

2019-05-10 09:23:38 UTC

to much info for my brain

2019-05-10 09:25:05 UTC

seems like a bunch of something that happened years ago

2019-05-10 09:25:35 UTC

The British Empire was doomed either way. Either Trade Priority would be given up to secure US aid, or the UK would have fallen to the Germans.

2019-05-10 09:26:31 UTC

It was already beginning to crack before WW2.

2019-05-10 09:36:43 UTC

are we meant to believe churchhill was a good man or bad <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2019-05-10 09:37:38 UTC

he was the right man for the job

2019-05-10 09:38:04 UTC

i don't believe in qualitative history

2019-05-10 09:38:16 UTC

Yea he had good and bad about him. But at that time, in that moment, he was the best person to do what was needed.

2019-05-10 09:39:39 UTC

well then why must the progressives tell us he was a bad man

2019-05-10 09:39:50 UTC

...

2019-05-10 09:54:24 UTC

The Germans had no realistic plans or intentions to actually invade Britain, Hitler didn't even want a war with the west to begin with; Operation Sea Lion (1940) for example was nothing more than a decoy to confuse Soviet forces for the upcoming invasion of the USSR in 1941

2019-05-10 09:54:55 UTC

One can argue that the Empire would've indeed found its end by the end of the century if not the beginning of the new one, however that is a totally different conversation which has little to do with what I said about Churchill

2019-05-10 09:56:22 UTC

they also confused the soviets with the molotov-ribbentropp non-aggression pact

2019-05-10 09:56:52 UTC

That was actually primarily not a ruse against the soviets but a show of force against the British

2019-05-10 09:57:19 UTC

well, they signed it, they shouldn't have broken it

2019-05-10 09:58:00 UTC

well, i'd argue they shouldn't have signed it in the first place

2019-05-10 09:58:12 UTC

Should and shouldn't have, irrelevant concepts when the initial meaning of the treaty was the make Britain not declare war over Poland

2019-05-10 09:58:25 UTC

for one, the nazis were ok with soviet union invading finland

2019-05-10 09:58:38 UTC

and treaty or no treaty, the USSR and the Third Reich would've invaded each other anyway

2019-05-10 09:59:01 UTC

oh i do believe international diplomacy is a very relevant concept

2019-05-10 09:59:30 UTC

It really isn't when the warlords behind them have plans for the future

2019-05-10 09:59:39 UTC

it's a stupid move to throw that to the bin so soon after the great war

2019-05-10 09:59:59 UTC

Yeah? Tell that to Britain

2019-05-10 10:00:16 UTC

those future plans involve other countries believing what the german diplomats say?

2019-05-10 10:00:19 UTC

They're the ones who declared war and refused all peace offers

2019-05-10 10:00:48 UTC

German diplomats just followed whatever Hitler told them to follow

2019-05-10 10:01:11 UTC

so it's britain's fault? what exactly is, i'd like you to clarify too

2019-05-10 10:01:18 UTC

At the end of the day it was his rashness and grand schemes that forced the war with the USSR

2019-05-10 10:01:26 UTC

There is no "it"

2019-05-10 10:01:33 UTC

It's many "it"s

2019-05-10 10:02:12 UTC

i wouldn't say forced, he was mentally unstable and he had soft shits like himmler talking in his ear

2019-05-10 10:02:21 UTC

For one, Britain could've very well avoided a war with Germany as could Poland had either of them accepted the German proposals for a referendum, a shared corridor etc. Even the BBC reported on this in August of 1939

2019-05-10 10:02:31 UTC

the soviet union was completely unprepared for a german invasion

2019-05-10 10:02:48 UTC

But it was completely prepared for an invasion of its own

2019-05-10 10:02:57 UTC

Why do you think all of its airfields were right at the border

2019-05-10 10:03:08 UTC

why do you think none of their defenses were?

2019-05-10 10:03:15 UTC

or that it was busy clearing minefields in 30s instead of placing more

2019-05-10 10:03:19 UTC

and none of their materiel at all

2019-05-10 10:03:39 UTC

well, that must have been before they signed a non-aggression pact

2019-05-10 10:03:43 UTC

Because the way offensive and defensive armies are composed are radically different

2019-05-10 10:03:44 UTC

i feel this convo is circular

2019-05-10 10:03:54 UTC

Well it wasn't, actually

2019-05-10 10:04:03 UTC

sure, but they are composed with materiel

2019-05-10 10:04:13 UTC

Soviet buildup not only continued but intensified after the pact just as intended

2019-05-10 10:04:22 UTC

Pact or no pact, the buildup was a fact

2019-05-10 10:04:35 UTC

when there's not one military force until leningrad. i do believe they weren't on the cusp of an invasion.

2019-05-10 10:04:38 UTC

Yeah, and tons of it were right at the border

2019-05-10 10:04:48 UTC

oh it was now?

2019-05-10 10:05:00 UTC

That's why the Germans were able to destroy thousands of planes and light tanks even before the summer of 1941 was over

2019-05-10 10:05:18 UTC

it's quite a bit bigger country

2019-05-10 10:05:35 UTC

Um, yes they had a plan, but the British Air Force (Bulstered by the American supplies) kept them from air superiority. Which the Army needed to launch an invasion

2019-05-10 10:05:51 UTC

We aren't talking about the Battle of Britain

2019-05-10 10:05:55 UTC

but Operation Barbarossa

2019-05-10 10:06:18 UTC

The Luftwaffe had complete air superiority over the Soviet Union until mid to late 1942

2019-05-10 10:06:18 UTC

i'm probably done talking

2019-05-10 10:06:22 UTC

I was commenting to the original, Hitler was a moron. His command yes men.

2019-05-10 10:06:31 UTC

Eh well

2019-05-10 10:06:58 UTC

And he couldn't stop a losing invasion, because he already fucked the economy having it planned in detail and being unable to adjust it.

2019-05-10 10:07:01 UTC

If your arguments boil down to "Hitler was a moron" then I guess I'm done myself

2019-05-10 10:07:03 UTC

luftwaffe had air superiourity over a country that was on the cusp of an invasion apparently without an air force

2019-05-10 10:07:20 UTC

i'm a different person than floki, we have different names

2019-05-10 10:07:35 UTC

that's how you tell us apart

2019-05-10 10:07:45 UTC

Stalin was never going to invade. Hell he didn't even believe Hitler would invade him. Hence his slow reaction

2019-05-10 10:07:47 UTC

your was plural

2019-05-10 10:08:22 UTC

Hitler was one of the few people Stalin actually trusted. More than likely due to German Support of his Rebellion

2019-05-10 10:08:25 UTC

On the day of the invasion alone the soviet airforce lost 1,200 planes

2019-05-10 10:08:29 UTC

most of the on the ground

2019-05-10 10:08:33 UTC

on airfields

2019-05-10 10:08:37 UTC

right at the new border

2019-05-10 10:08:46 UTC

but nooo, no invasion plans at all

2019-05-10 10:08:50 UTC

Because you tend to move plains to a border

2019-05-10 10:08:58 UTC

Not at the interior

2019-05-10 10:09:09 UTC

Lets also ignore the fact that tank buildup was outnumbering every other major nation combined

2019-05-10 10:09:13 UTC

Kinda military 101

2019-05-10 10:09:21 UTC

You don't for defensive operations

2019-05-10 10:09:25 UTC

You forget they were fighting Japan?

2019-05-10 10:09:31 UTC

In 1941?

2019-05-10 10:09:35 UTC

With their entire army?

2019-05-10 10:09:45 UTC

Please

2019-05-10 10:10:03 UTC

An army placed on a defensive position does not have its airforce on the border

2019-05-10 10:10:13 UTC

that's held true since 1914 and still does today

2019-05-10 10:10:24 UTC

Why?

2019-05-10 10:10:37 UTC

Because it's simply way too easy for the enemy to destroy your planes on the ground

2019-05-10 10:10:44 UTC

peace time isn't a defensive operation

2019-05-10 10:10:47 UTC

which is exactly what happened

2019-05-10 10:11:00 UTC

They literally lost 3/4 of their airforce in the first 6 months of fighting

2019-05-10 10:11:07 UTC

Um Russian planes didn't have much range....Hence the nearby

2019-05-10 10:11:11 UTC

not quite 3/4 but around 70% if I'm not mistaken

2019-05-10 10:11:13 UTC

The Luftwaffa outranged them

2019-05-10 10:11:43 UTC

They had more than enough range to conduct defensive operations had they been placed in the rear

2019-05-10 10:12:12 UTC

They just couldn't be placed in the rear *and* conduct offensive operations

2019-05-10 10:12:27 UTC

Just look at the composition of the soviet army during the invasion of Finland and Poland in 1939

2019-05-10 10:12:43 UTC

It was the same

2019-05-10 10:12:54 UTC

it's all the same man

2019-05-10 10:13:04 UTC

the world is a kaleidoscope

2019-05-10 10:13:11 UTC

flowers are better than tanks

2019-05-10 10:13:18 UTC

That just tells me you don't know how different armies are composed and placed on the battlefield

2019-05-10 10:13:22 UTC

Also again Stalin was a moron militarily, as well he didn't think Germany would ever invade

2019-05-10 10:13:33 UTC

Again, why he didn't respond for near 2 weeks

2019-05-10 10:13:38 UTC

Stalin didn't need Germany to invade

2019-05-10 10:13:45 UTC

He was convinced WW1 would repeat itself

2019-05-10 10:13:50 UTC

and he was mostly correct

2019-05-10 10:14:02 UTC

the only mistake he made was not predict how quickly Hitler would overrun Western Europe

2019-05-10 10:14:05 UTC

nobody did

2019-05-10 10:14:17 UTC

Even Hitler himself was surprised again and again

2019-05-10 10:14:26 UTC

especially with France and Norway

2019-05-10 10:14:49 UTC

Stalin's plan was to let the west fight it out then proceed west himself

2019-05-10 10:15:00 UTC

with his thousands of new tanks and planes

2019-05-10 10:15:07 UTC

so to sum up. it was all britains fault, staling would have stabbed hitler in the back if not hitler had stabbed stalin in the back first... just like with the night of the long knives and hitler wasn't a moron

2019-05-10 10:15:30 UTC

Of course it wasn't all Britain's fault

2019-05-10 10:15:37 UTC

it's interesting you know stalin's plans

2019-05-10 10:15:39 UTC

France did fall faster then Norway. and because of the fall of France, UK had to pull out of norway where they was pushing the Germans back to go and save their allies in France.

2019-05-10 10:15:48 UTC

as I said, Hitler was too rash and impatient but certainly not a moron

2019-05-10 10:16:04 UTC

Churchill was no moron either

2019-05-10 10:16:21 UTC

He had to be, because he planned his economy out, and factories were already converting to the next stage

2019-05-10 10:16:27 UTC

but it's not like he had any intention of ending the war when he could have in the spring and summer of 1940

2019-05-10 10:16:29 UTC

And the Invasion was taking to much

2019-05-10 10:17:09 UTC

can I have the TL : DR version please ๐Ÿ˜›

2019-05-10 10:17:13 UTC

@TwinVickers I don't claim to have some deep personal insight into Stalin's mind, this is not hidden knowledge, it's all out there

2019-05-10 10:17:26 UTC

Churchill had no power in 1940. He was part of the War Cabinet, mostly to shut him up.

2019-05-10 10:17:41 UTC

Well until May

2019-05-10 10:17:47 UTC

He was made PM on May 10th

2019-05-10 10:17:48 UTC

But war was already underway

2019-05-10 10:18:15 UTC

Both himself and the ministers before him had ample chances to not only end the war but find a settlement with Poland before it had even started

2019-05-10 10:18:56 UTC

the conclusion is that WW2 was not some heroic struggle against evil but a tragedy perhaps bigger than WW1 that should've never happened in the first place

2019-05-10 10:19:01 UTC

and it lead us right where we are today

2019-05-10 10:19:11 UTC

The only one before him could was Chamberlin, and after making "Deals" with the Rhine, and Czech, Hitler knew he could walk all over him

2019-05-10 10:19:21 UTC

What's funny is that the British still have that old imperial gleam in their eye

2019-05-10 10:19:32 UTC

thinking that the empire must be out there, somewhere

2019-05-10 10:19:41 UTC

it's just been misplaced

2019-05-10 10:19:41 UTC

And the Germans still desire a Reich

2019-05-10 10:19:54 UTC

^

2019-05-10 10:20:04 UTC

Russians are trying to rebuild the Bloc (minus Communism)

2019-05-10 10:20:05 UTC

Of course they did, and?

2019-05-10 10:20:28 UTC

Every Nation desires to be back to how they were in their hight

2019-05-10 10:20:32 UTC

What is your claim of righteousness here when the allies let all of Eastern Europe to the Soviets after 1945

2019-05-10 10:20:32 UTC

Welcome to humanity

2019-05-10 10:20:57 UTC

We couldn't take it from them, after all they pushed the Nazies out of it

2019-05-10 10:20:58 UTC

When Poland didn't even exist in 1940, Britain wargoal was finished

2019-05-10 10:21:18 UTC

and it had no chance to peace-out with Germany on her terms had it not brought in the United States

2019-05-10 10:21:34 UTC

It was also part of the agreement to get Soviet Aid in the Pacific Theater

2019-05-10 10:21:40 UTC

under a president which just so happened to dislike both Germany and the Empire

2019-05-10 10:22:08 UTC

Eh Multiple Presidents had a hand in that. And you have to thank Japan really

2019-05-10 10:22:16 UTC

Before Pearl, US wasn't going to go to war

2019-05-10 10:22:17 UTC

Anyways I've got to get going but at least this talk has been more civilized here than I expected

2019-05-10 10:23:00 UTC

The US embargoed Japanese oil and intentionally placed its entire pacific fleet on Pearl Harbor

2019-05-10 10:23:19 UTC

It's not squeaky clean either

2019-05-10 10:23:24 UTC

nobody was

2019-05-10 10:23:37 UTC

Yes, but if Japan never took the bait, we wouldn't have gone to war. The People, and Congress were vietnamly against another Euro War

2019-05-10 10:23:52 UTC

bleh spelling

2019-05-10 10:24:27 UTC

Even so, Roosevelt kept sending Britain war supplies even before the german declaration of war after Pearl Harbor

2019-05-10 10:24:40 UTC

Well of course

2019-05-10 10:24:47 UTC

The UK 'paid' us for them

2019-05-10 10:24:51 UTC

and the only reason Hitler did do that is so that the Uboats could have engaged American shipping on the Pacific

2019-05-10 10:25:05 UTC

Lol, the US took the UK to the 'cleaners'

2019-05-10 10:25:08 UTC

By dropping Colonial Priority trading, and handing us their Military Secrets

2019-05-10 10:25:18 UTC

All their valuable enterprises sold for scraps

2019-05-10 10:25:22 UTC

all their imperial gold

2019-05-10 10:25:38 UTC

just everything was wiped clean even before the war had reached a conclusion

2019-05-10 10:25:42 UTC

I think anyone will happy trade if they get cruiser full of gold in return

2019-05-10 10:25:54 UTC

Basically

2019-05-10 10:26:02 UTC

And the radar system

2019-05-10 10:26:14 UTC

Which the UK was the sole developer of.

2019-05-10 10:26:29 UTC

We took those plans in a heartbeat and mass produced it

2019-05-10 10:26:45 UTC

Centimetric radar radar, not radar as a whole

2019-05-10 10:27:01 UTC

Anyway I've got to get going

2019-05-10 10:27:04 UTC

Cheers

2019-05-10 10:27:26 UTC

Well true, but it was cutting edge, and valuable. But anywho yea. I should go to

2019-05-11 14:59:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/576785473955954700/5760ecc.jpg

2019-05-11 15:00:45 UTC

To be fair we had to rape them twice.

2019-05-11 15:31:31 UTC

my farts are bigger than little boy but they both emit a slight U235 odor

2019-05-12 15:01:42 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN 1970

2019-05-12 15:02:45 UTC

Good question

2019-05-12 15:02:52 UTC

Probably related to a movie or some shit

2019-05-12 15:03:04 UTC

Yeah probably

2019-05-12 15:03:31 UTC

Oh you're high up, might if I ask a question?

2019-05-12 15:03:36 UTC

i am kinda surprised the americans didnโ€™t blow up yhr name elsa. that frost movie sold really well over there.

2019-05-12 15:03:40 UTC

Yeah sure thing go ahead

2019-05-12 15:04:04 UTC

Yeah could be it

2019-05-12 15:04:17 UTC

I was wondering when I'll be able to post memes in <#372508286529961996> lol

2019-05-12 15:04:25 UTC

been here for a couple of weeks

2019-05-12 15:04:30 UTC

Gotta level up until youโ€™re green

2019-05-12 15:04:32 UTC

Just talk

2019-05-12 15:04:40 UTC

Oh it's automatic?

2019-05-12 15:04:46 UTC

Ot goes quite fast after a few convos

2019-05-12 15:04:48 UTC

Yepp!

2019-05-12 15:04:52 UTC

Alright neat

2019-05-12 15:04:55 UTC

thanks

2019-05-12 15:05:07 UTC

No problem!

2019-05-12 15:40:50 UTC

@MountainMan else was popular but mostly with kids. You "might" see it pop up some in another 10 years

2019-05-12 16:00:16 UTC

That name map is EXACTLY why democracy is shit.

2019-05-12 16:18:36 UTC

Eh things like that have been a thing for as long as people have had names.

2019-05-13 06:50:38 UTC

people have been naming their kids stupid shit for as long as we have had records

2019-05-13 06:57:19 UTC

i've never heard of a name like that, stupid shit would get bullied for sure

2019-05-13 07:03:35 UTC

http://www.thecatdish.com/musings/did-they-really-name-their-baby-chlamydia/ think being named chlamydia after your grandmother then

2019-05-13 07:05:21 UTC

the ebonics one are funny. donut had someone called vagina but in crypt

2019-05-13 13:14:23 UTC

Not sure where else to put this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj4Jpsk22eI

2019-05-13 13:14:44 UTC

Still no preview, lol ok, title is
"A green new deal for Notre Dame"

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