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2019-07-31 12:31:21 UTC

Absolutely

2019-07-31 12:31:41 UTC

Legalizing hemp is a great idea

2019-07-31 12:31:49 UTC

Don't get left behind

2019-07-31 12:33:41 UTC

There is a documentary on Prime called the god plant that places the banning of weed on I'll favor towards Mexican imergrants back in the day. And the rest of the world followed

2019-07-31 12:34:02 UTC

Not hating Mexicans, you understand.

2019-07-31 12:34:08 UTC

That happend already.

2019-07-31 12:36:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/606102955564990484/polje-maka1.png

2019-07-31 12:36:49 UTC

poppy field in serbia

2019-07-31 12:37:15 UTC

is it legal in the uk?

2019-07-31 12:38:21 UTC

The only poppies allowed in England are the rememberabce ones

2019-07-31 12:39:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/606103643413938177/3189443c6a5b3d89623f59a93d401f9e_view_l.png

2019-07-31 12:39:39 UTC

poppy cookie

2019-07-31 12:39:41 UTC

yum

2019-07-31 12:40:01 UTC

yup

2019-07-31 12:40:02 UTC

the same ๐Ÿ˜‰

2019-07-31 12:40:25 UTC

just had some a week ago

2019-07-31 12:43:47 UTC

I've seen opium poppy seeds for sale in a garden centre

2019-07-31 12:43:51 UTC

was a few years ago though

2019-07-31 12:53:11 UTC

pretty sure poppies aren't banned here

2019-07-31 12:53:54 UTC

poppy seed is not a super common ingredient here

2019-07-31 12:54:01 UTC

but you get buns and bread

2019-07-31 12:54:02 UTC

They are not banned lol

2019-07-31 12:55:59 UTC

yo somewhat relevant to conversation

2019-07-31 12:56:08 UTC

what is that green shit that sand niggers put on their pastries

2019-07-31 12:56:12 UTC

baklava or whatever

2019-07-31 12:56:23 UTC

pistachio?

2019-07-31 12:56:32 UTC

is it pistachio?

2019-07-31 12:56:56 UTC

makes sense I guess but it always seems super green

2019-07-31 12:57:41 UTC

Yes

2019-07-31 12:57:50 UTC

It's dem nuts

2019-07-31 12:58:01 UTC

Like on baklava

2019-07-31 12:58:03 UTC

so in my neighbor town some afgahn stabbed his gf 70 times

2019-07-31 12:58:05 UTC

baklava is awesome

2019-07-31 12:58:08 UTC

they get their brownish tone by roasting

2019-07-31 12:58:16 UTC

ahh

2019-07-31 12:58:18 UTC

but when you grind them they still are vividly green

2019-07-31 12:58:24 UTC

noice

2019-07-31 12:58:32 UTC

ty for info

2019-07-31 12:58:35 UTC

talking pistachios

2019-07-31 12:58:39 UTC

thanks california

2019-07-31 12:58:47 UTC

Get the authentic Indian pistachio ice cream

2019-07-31 12:58:58 UTC

I had a whole bunch of different baklava when I was in tunisia

2019-07-31 12:59:01 UTC

it's good shit

2019-07-31 12:59:09 UTC

Baklava

2019-07-31 12:59:14 UTC

Is amazing

2019-07-31 12:59:15 UTC

prices recently exploded

2019-07-31 12:59:16 UTC

<#377519739380957184>

2019-07-31 12:59:48 UTC

@Holy Intersectional Inquisition sorry tell us more about this stab victim

2019-07-31 12:59:55 UTC

21yo

2019-07-31 12:59:57 UTC

a Californian billionaire couple destroyed the pistachio market?

2019-07-31 13:00:00 UTC

good job

2019-07-31 13:00:01 UTC

looking for an engl source

2019-07-31 13:01:44 UTC

We should post baklava porn in general

2019-07-31 13:02:46 UTC

it sounds weird but a war with iran would be great for them

2019-07-31 13:03:10 UTC

It's the reason for the war <:high_iq:382980759012638731>

2019-07-31 13:03:22 UTC

usually you only think of arms sales or oil, but the secondary and tertiary benefactors should also be noted

2019-07-31 13:04:04 UTC

as in the end it then stacks up

2019-07-31 13:05:21 UTC

We can have war and co-op pistachio farms at the same time ! Everyone wins!!

2019-07-31 13:06:01 UTC

more snacks for america

2019-07-31 13:08:20 UTC

Americanised baklava when?

2019-07-31 13:08:55 UTC

probably more canadian with maple syrup

2019-07-31 13:59:00 UTC

oh boy the National Constituent Assembly of Venezuela said that they are gonna apply their new constitution on 2021 and if something bad happens now all opposition inside will be treated like armed enemy soldiers

2019-07-31 13:59:48 UTC

Oh so power by force?

2019-07-31 14:00:14 UTC

Wonderful

2019-07-31 14:01:31 UTC

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2019-07-31 14:02:03 UTC

Well that was my understanding of what you wrote.

2019-07-31 14:02:11 UTC

The wonderful was sarcasm

2019-07-31 14:02:24 UTC

indeed

2019-07-31 14:03:30 UTC

I saw a video where a supermarket in the country you reside had nothing in stock but Heinz ketchup.

2019-07-31 14:03:52 UTC

So they eveny spaced everything across the whole shop

2019-07-31 14:04:08 UTC

One bottle of ketchep on every self

2019-07-31 14:04:21 UTC

too bad you cant buy that cuz is way too expensive

2019-07-31 14:04:43 UTC

So how much would a bottle of ketchup cost ?

2019-07-31 14:05:24 UTC

20000 bolivars

2019-07-31 14:06:29 UTC

and remember we deleted three extra 000

2019-07-31 14:07:15 UTC

how often do they change the prices in the shops?

2019-07-31 14:08:09 UTC

and is there a ton of foreign currency in use

2019-07-31 14:08:30 UTC

or bitcoin

2019-07-31 14:08:52 UTC

every day. some times my dad would buy something walk to another stand and the previous one would had a different price

2019-07-31 14:09:35 UTC

people are starting to use dollars or ask for dollars

2019-07-31 14:09:59 UTC

it's bound to happen

2019-07-31 14:10:23 UTC

but people cant get them

2019-07-31 14:10:43 UTC

not legally

2019-07-31 14:11:41 UTC

airdrop stable currency

2019-07-31 14:12:00 UTC

yea the problem is that the gov is also on the illegal market soo you could get them but it would cost stupid amounts of money

2019-07-31 14:12:28 UTC

this dollar bill cost me ten dollars!

2019-07-31 14:13:01 UTC

<:Commie_ball:466404411535785995>

2019-07-31 14:13:04 UTC

kind of but more like a 100

2019-07-31 14:13:10 UTC

<:Commie_ball:466404411535785995> <:Commie_ball:466404411535785995>

2019-07-31 14:13:19 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2019-07-31 14:13:35 UTC

I bet tourists are treated well now they must all be like billionaires

2019-07-31 14:13:42 UTC

not that anyone goes there now

2019-07-31 14:14:06 UTC

hmm

2019-07-31 14:14:45 UTC

Would you vaccination there?

2019-07-31 14:14:46 UTC

what tourist? most are either druglords or are in for some shit

2019-07-31 14:15:03 UTC

are there any tourists left? I mean venezuelan women are hot and I bet pussy is cheap, but then you run the risk of being imprisoned for espionage

2019-07-31 14:15:10 UTC

wanted to go to Roraima for years but it's always been advised against

2019-07-31 14:15:51 UTC

Do you have baklava in venuzala?

2019-07-31 14:16:26 UTC

only balaklavas now

2019-07-31 14:17:02 UTC

If they have baklava and I can pretend I'm rich I'm going

2019-07-31 14:17:11 UTC

last tourist i saw on the news got jail and it took a riot and possible murder all prisoners for him to get out

2019-07-31 14:17:33 UTC

damn

2019-07-31 14:17:36 UTC

the USA embassy got involve

2019-07-31 14:17:40 UTC

But that was just the one you heard about

2019-07-31 14:17:42 UTC

Hilton in Caracas 7 days all inclusive for 700โ‚ฌ <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

2019-07-31 14:17:53 UTC

I'm sure there are plenty of others DOJ g fine

2019-07-31 14:18:22 UTC

"all inclusive" means "all of the pictures of food you want"

2019-07-31 14:18:32 UTC

No licking

2019-07-31 14:18:37 UTC

Deposit required

2019-07-31 14:18:40 UTC

also when he got out the other political prisoners got tortured some die

2019-07-31 14:18:58 UTC

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2019-07-31 14:19:48 UTC

i think i have seen baklava some years before on some food place not sure

2019-07-31 14:20:42 UTC

Damm, I was gonna bring some ketchup too seeing as it's worth so much there

2019-07-31 14:21:30 UTC

So, how are you all surviving ?

2019-07-31 14:22:05 UTC

fish and rice

2019-07-31 14:22:14 UTC

And are you allowed to tell us this

2019-07-31 14:22:30 UTC

Typing here doesn't make you a political criminal or so thing does it?

2019-07-31 14:23:51 UTC

dude any one not on the "carnet de la patria" is a political criminal

2019-07-31 14:24:25 UTC

also the gov monitors Facebook and twitter mostly

2019-07-31 14:26:08 UTC

unless some one here is a gov spy and know where i live

2019-07-31 14:26:26 UTC

unlikely but anyone can join this server

2019-07-31 14:26:39 UTC

so be careful bro

2019-07-31 14:27:13 UTC

I doubt they have the resources to monitor this little server though

2019-07-31 14:27:26 UTC

Warpwave the criminal mastermind

2019-07-31 14:27:26 UTC

Who shared state secrets with a bunch of capatilisist pigs

2019-07-31 14:27:41 UTC

its like in a secret agent except i dont know shit

2019-07-31 14:27:55 UTC

he's told us stuff we didn't know before like Venezuela is fucked <:thronk:441701565607444482>

2019-07-31 14:28:15 UTC

Big leaks

2019-07-31 14:28:38 UTC

BIG SECRET BIG SPY BIG TORTURE

2019-07-31 14:35:17 UTC

The dollar is trading at Bs. 12518.22 and โ‚ฌ at Bs. 13,954.94 today

2019-07-31 14:36:07 UTC

can you go scoop up a couple million Bolivar off the ground and mail it to me? I'll pay you 60 cents

2019-07-31 14:36:14 UTC

oh also we deleted five ceros not tree

2019-07-31 14:36:55 UTC

so add some ceros on that

2019-07-31 14:42:57 UTC

@warpwave do you have a paypall acount?

2019-07-31 14:43:16 UTC

can you use it in venezuela

2019-07-31 14:47:05 UTC

@warpwave yea but the gov makes the banks investigate you if you try to send money from PayPal to your account you need some one out side of the country to send you the money trough another bank or something like that. is fucking goofy

2019-07-31 14:47:41 UTC

i was thinking about sending you 10 euros if the situation is that fucked

2019-07-31 14:47:48 UTC

it would not mean much to me

2019-07-31 14:47:58 UTC

but it could probably help you out

2019-07-31 14:48:14 UTC

i know how shitty things were when we were in a similar situation

2019-07-31 14:48:27 UTC

and we also had help from abroad

2019-07-31 14:49:08 UTC

thanks man

2019-07-31 15:00:20 UTC

Sounds like the great wall of China is about to come down hard on those protesters.

2019-07-31 15:05:03 UTC

<:oof:494878589406150657>

2019-07-31 15:06:01 UTC

China: "Oh boi, looks like im killing students again"

2019-07-31 16:02:06 UTC

The moment HK goes offline you know it Tiananmen square 2 electric bugaboo

2019-07-31 16:14:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/606157860187013130/Screenshot_20190731-171353.png

2019-07-31 16:15:01 UTC

What?

2019-07-31 16:16:58 UTC

Oh don't worry it's a non article apperenty going from heatwave to storm in a matter of hours is reason for alarm

2019-07-31 16:32:28 UTC

Lmao fucking Brittany

2019-07-31 16:32:37 UTC

Get smoked

2019-07-31 16:32:53 UTC

<:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2019-07-31 17:16:13 UTC

๐Ÿ

2019-07-31 17:20:41 UTC

๐Ÿ SAVE ๐Ÿ THE ๐Ÿ MOTHER ๐Ÿ FUCKING ๐Ÿ BEES๐Ÿ

2019-07-31 17:20:56 UTC

But not those ones

2019-07-31 17:22:45 UTC

Ecto kebabs

2019-07-31 17:22:50 UTC

Mmmm

<:HonkHonk:566814473646768128>

2019-07-31 18:05:56 UTC
2019-07-31 18:06:15 UTC

you need to eat less farting cows because environment and a the same time
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/google-summit-celebrities-climate-change#

2019-07-31 18:18:44 UTC

The article claims this will turn antifa into a scapegoat for domestic terorisim

2019-07-31 18:18:50 UTC

Lol

2019-07-31 18:19:04 UTC

I know right ?

2019-07-31 18:19:16 UTC

How can this person actually believe this ?

2019-07-31 18:19:58 UTC

I wonder if the Portland mayor will still defend these terrorists after that passes?

2019-07-31 18:22:33 UTC

@Dust look at this person driving through all that Yorkshire tea

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/606189979898478619/Screenshot_20190731-192141.png

2019-07-31 18:25:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/606190704066297876/Screenshot_20190731-192454.png

2019-07-31 18:26:12 UTC

He lived streamed the cut too

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

2019-07-31 19:00:47 UTC

I will say one thing. the Bum do know how to raise money

2019-07-31 19:20:39 UTC

I'm sure communists will take good care of the planet <:Commie_ball:466404411535785995>

2019-07-31 19:27:05 UTC

are not all the most polluted places in the world run by communists?

2019-07-31 19:31:35 UTC

https://www.thoughtco.com/worst-polluted-places-on-earth-1204101 yea all of the top 10 places are communist or have been communists at one point

2019-07-31 19:33:49 UTC

Why is it that fucking genocidal communists aren't viewed as evil and instead as acceptable?

2019-07-31 19:35:16 UTC

Because they control much of the media and academia.

2019-07-31 19:38:42 UTC

Time to tear down this mass murderers statue:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Lenin,_Seattle

2019-07-31 19:39:06 UTC

If confederate statues aren't allowed than communist murderers should never ever have a statue in the US

2019-07-31 19:41:12 UTC

Communist have the best PR people in history and teachers for some reason are subscribing to that bullshit even when history shows us that they get the bullet first

The Bolsheviks killed the clown first

2019-07-31 19:55:02 UTC
2019-07-31 20:16:17 UTC

anyone know any good discords?

2019-07-31 20:18:15 UTC

yeah NoShakaZulus is pretty good lots of funny content and nice people there

2019-07-31 20:19:32 UTC

<:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-07-31 21:52:17 UTC

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-08-01 01:31:15 UTC

@Warp Dukat Hey, where do you live? You got a big truck and some free time this weekend?

2019-08-01 02:12:34 UTC

Ny

2019-08-01 02:50:45 UTC

@Warp Dukat Well shit, there goes my plans

2019-08-01 04:18:17 UTC

Apparently he called them gypos

2019-08-01 04:19:04 UTC

And then got his dog to drag a man obstructing police 4 meters.

2019-08-01 04:50:03 UTC

This dude smart

2019-08-01 07:08:24 UTC

*Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes*

2019-08-01 07:08:42 UTC

Still, a dems are not too thriling with thier voters

2019-08-01 07:08:57 UTC

Since trump is putting wall which leads to less votes for the dems

2019-08-01 07:12:40 UTC

It's a true modern day tradgety

2019-08-01 07:18:09 UTC

i hope that pocahontas wins

2019-08-01 07:18:23 UTC

we should enocurage her on her election trail

2019-08-01 07:19:53 UTC

Just to get destroyed ya mean?

2019-08-01 07:20:58 UTC

we need a native american as president!

2019-08-01 07:21:13 UTC

and a squa at that

2019-08-01 07:22:18 UTC

Nope

2019-08-01 07:22:30 UTC

Oh Warren ya mean?

2019-08-01 07:22:31 UTC

Lol

2019-08-01 07:22:50 UTC

Well after the last debate the crystal healing one was the most Googled candidate

2019-08-01 07:23:10 UTC

Crystal healing is fake news

2019-08-01 07:23:12 UTC

she seems really scientific

2019-08-01 07:23:22 UTC

Zero evidence supports this

2019-08-01 07:23:38 UTC

Fact

2019-08-01 07:23:44 UTC

Also my lady like that shit

2019-08-01 07:23:51 UTC

What about the "Love will win"

2019-08-01 07:23:55 UTC

If it worked she wouldn't still be crippled

2019-08-01 07:24:21 UTC

You know what does work ?

2019-08-01 07:24:22 UTC

She probably have some essential oils as well to heal the people with

2019-08-01 07:24:30 UTC

Thc based medicene

2019-08-01 07:24:49 UTC

Which I have to home make because legality

2019-08-01 07:29:08 UTC

Insert "vaccines make autism, dus we must be anti vax to bring back the bubanic plague"

2019-08-01 07:30:12 UTC

Cmon are telling me you would rather austisim ? @Nobel Suprise

2019-08-01 07:30:38 UTC

@gonejamin YES ! SO I CAN JOIN THE NAZI FROGS !

2019-08-01 07:30:47 UTC

Also the plauge is good for the eco system

2019-08-01 07:31:05 UTC

Less people to create all the co2

2019-08-01 07:31:35 UTC

All co2 will disappear if we didn't exist and the planner would be a harmony

2019-08-01 07:33:01 UTC

Ehhhh, that sounds bad, what if we glass china and india insted ?

2019-08-01 07:40:51 UTC

No that's racist

2019-08-01 07:41:34 UTC

India and China are wholesome bastions in our world

2019-08-01 07:42:26 UTC

Any country that recycles 100 of its people (China) are fighting the good fight in my eyes

2019-08-01 07:48:43 UTC

And India grows dental implants in its citizens

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377519739380957184/606392852012072979/Screenshot_20190801-084806.png

2019-08-01 08:08:10 UTC

Lol, china recycling people

2019-08-01 08:08:12 UTC

Good one

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