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You need to stop being fragile

https://imgur.com/ISoS20g

Does that look fragile to you?

Oh shit, he knows *karate*

OH FUCK don't kick me with your autism

Nah, that is not karate

i've been emotional sensitive my whole life and I don't know how to get stronger in that regard. I'm not sure what I can do about it

Muay thai, idc

Ok, got it, no kicking your autism

@Somnio stop watching anime. Put yourself in the woods for a few days and try to survive

Also stop putting objects in your ass

Actually it was tae-kwon-do

Useless "martial art"

More like martial ballet if you ask me

But hey, workout is workout, I ain't complaining

@Somnio I don't know how impressionable you are so don't actually go to the woods for a few days

@Deleted User i should play with my botes, but first breakfast

i would if there was any woods near me

the only martial art I need is gun-fu

there's only mountains and desert forever around here

Go and train your masculine skill on desert snakes

Just make sure you know safety-fu to your gun-fu

Hey taekwondo is fucking awesome in action dude @Uksio

@Somnio Even better. High desert is legit

Oh sure tae-kwon looks awesome

It's just not practical

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It's not

My favourite martial art is jew-jit-su

Which martial art is practical on the street, though?

jiu jitsu

Except judo or jujitsu

jew

@Deleted User
Judo, boxing, kickboxing

jitsu

Bjj, sometimes

MMA, BJJ, SamBo, Krav Maga, Judo are the bee's knees in my subjective opinion

Boxing isn't a martial art

what martial art does the Navy SEALs use?

Murican

seal karate

not sure if people are meming or actually saying tae kwon do is not a practical self-defense style

@Somnio US Army and AF teach jiu jitsu/MMA

In the street awareness and fast legs are the best martial art

^

@Thomas the Sowell Train [USA] they are legit

No -jutsu will save you from a street gang

I don't agree though

my Vepr 😍, she'd solve ALL my problems easily without needing jiu jitsu >///<

More like jew jitsu

You know which martial art I wanna learn?

jew-jitsu ensures that no one can challenge me due to my jewish lawyers

Bartitsu

@Somnio and you wonder why you got the big gay role

It's the Sherlock Holmes martial art

🤔🤔🤔

Haven't any of you guys watched Ip Man? It's not about the martial art, it's about how you practice.

Martial art will give you self-confidence and a good body physique, which in turn will make possible assailants skip your confident ass and move on to a victim that looks weaker

there's nothing big gay about loving a sexy woman in 7.62x39

Which martial art does it? any

Otherwise, get a concealed carry license

The best defence against people is start stripping down in front of them. Except for muslims

they will just enter regardless

@Deleted User remember this

Okie

lol

yeh but a lot of thug are too dumb to properly know how to size someone up

There was a time when I was in a cab and the driver hit a car

*playing sheckle simulator*

I am in the merkelland, CCW verboten

The dude comes out as says in a Pakistani accent "I will fuck u and Ur family bro"

And I'm pretty sure he meant it literally

Runescape trading before GE was basically jew simulator

@Uksio Well, I'm sorry you live under tyranny

XD

So much fun convincing goyim to make poor purchases

Should I buy a gun

yes yes goyim this dragon longsword costs 1m

*rubs hands* &

I genuinely wish EU had US-like gun laws

probably

I wanna buy a huge rifle

Or at the very least Swiss-like

@Uksio Check out Italy recently 😉

Like that Kaitlyn chick

And wear it around college

Hehehehe

@Uksio https://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/06/28/italian-gun-ownership-rise-populist-salvini-proposes-self-defence-policy/

Ok sorry I'll go

My italian friends tell me interesting stories about italian mafia fighting african mafia in open seas

Things would be fine if the government allowed people to own a 60cal

You mean .60 cal?

@Deleted User Homeowners insurance would plummet if every household were required to keep an M240b

@Fitzydog I can no scope darkly coloured home invaders

Guys why the fuck is this happening

A high IQ debate mechanism

No one's popped it yet

it will be taken down by airguns if it flies i assure you

See if you ideas or values are ever threatened just make a big blow up doll and draw a face on it

why does England have an MLK plyground?

Are airsoft "guns" allowed in UK?

I feel like I fell through the rabbit hole and I'm in onion land

barely

So you can hunt that baloon baby!

I know I would

have you had your daily onion today

@Uksio move to switzerland or czechia

I do want to move to Chekia, actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29vjQwnt-Fw

I like editing wekipedia articles

United States Senate Special Committee on Bondage 😂

see the key is to not getting it deleted is to make it sound believable enough. You can also make fake references to footnote it with

ofc until someone that knows what they're doing realises it's complete bullshit

lol

What seems to be the autism this time

Autism is like a merigo round

it's you

I added 'Marxism' to the 'See also' of the Feminism article

@Deleted User Go stick your dick in a woodchipper

oof

@A Random Crusader go get raped by a mongol

a finn also works

Is that the same thing as a finnish person

LOL

@Deleted User Go get pegged by a Thai tranny

touche

@A Random Crusader you would know from experience?

This is how a true diversity of fetishes looks like!

FINNGOLIA RISING

@Deleted User telling someone to go do something does not mean you did it. For example, go ram your hand into the garbage disposal

Damn fingols

*Finngolia intensifies*

Well, you can't know, maybe he throws hands into the garbage disposal every day. Don't judge, before you dodge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfqEFwb07w0

Obligatory

https://twitter.com/prodigyexe/status/1013864292087713792
@A Random Crusader begome communist

🤔

@Deleted User I concur, communists must burn

the great finngolian Khanate will be restored

what is this "finland" you speak of?

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Finland, Belgium, and Norway do not exist

WILL RETURN

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This is t he power of finland

What the fuck am I looking at

The WOKE history

you gotta be WOKE to understand this

We wuz countries and shieet

Alex Jones is just a puppet of the tall greys

Not the Nords?

Does he look like a nord to you?

No. Closer to a tall grey

He looks like a fat breton

He's definitely not a Reptilian

unless....

I am glad my country was a small empire once

Difference between the tall greys and reptilian costumes is that the tall greys use a morphing process where as the reptilians use adavnced suits

It is not Germany... Lithuania

Hence why you can unzip their suits using a zipper

I don't think either of those processes eliminates a double chin

He may have a zipper, we don't know

🤔

WHat if you're right

He's a reptilian plant, placed here to throw us off the trail

Just a reptoid in a fat suit

What if alex jones is a reptilian this entire time and is playing multi-dimensional chess in order to create disbelief

HE'S CONTROLLED REPTILIAN OPOSITION

Mother of god

Damn reptilians/aliens/ai/time_travellers, why you no show yourself?

I have discovered the redist of red pills

Don't forget the shape shifting jews

Alex Jones is a vampire that feeds off emotional energy from conspiracies

Did they get their tech from the greys?

Prove me wrong

How much of a jew you need to be to shapeshift?

In percentages pkls

I think once your hands become menorahs

I have seen alex jones releasing his reptilian power

Are we talking Ashkenazis, or (((Jews)))?

oy vey

it's about 95% jewish to be a shapeshifter

They use the menorah to transform

Someone should start a semi-ironic internet campaign to get Ashkenazi jews to change the spelling of their name, due to how offensive it is to jews.

where do you think the word NAZI came from. Hitler was 100% ethically Ashkenazi jew

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The Jews operate on Highlander rules

Hitler is also a direct descendent of a finno-empire emperor

*There can only be one!*

Hitled had some measure of jewish ancestry, the only debate is how much

it was 100%

He was collecting more, as well

Could be

He was going to become more powerful as he absorbed more jewish from Auschwitz

you think that was gas?

It was life force being sucked away

No it was an absorbing chemical dispersed from hitler himself

I mean, gulag comissars were almost all jews in the soviets, and they gulag'd a lot of soviet jews

Nothing new under the sun I guess

His goal was to become 400% jewish so he could time travel

@Uksio Of course they'd put Jews in charge. it only makes sense

When they blew up the reichstag it was actually hitler. He got really big from absorbing all that jew energy and they had to put explosives on his head to finish him off. The reichstag was just a big tent over him

da j00s have magical powers guiz

The ultimate pill

hitlerpill

You remember the tzar bomb?

Hitler's body?

That was made by the soviets and was remanence of hitler's power

Hitler was, and still is, the most powerful individual on earth

My god...

Name one other person who has made a style of facial hair unwearable all on their own

The facial hair was actually the power manifesting itself

Obviously, Charlie Chaplan tried to cash in on this power as well...

nah pure coincidence

Oh, well then

never notice how coincidence has (coin) in it?
I wonder why 🤔

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Pure coincidence right

<:high_iq:382980759012638731> Too much man

cease

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If I end up dead tomorrow. You guys know why

The globalist reptilians have infiltrated our sanctuary of knowledge!

Deploy anime death squad

Wasnt charlie wore it first in the 20s?

hitler was still rocking the handlebars in ww1

well until towards the end

that's because his role in ww1 was a vehicle

Hitler died in ww1

German officers would drive hitler around before they remade him into a person

replaced with a drone

he could have. Damn brits failed again

One of the biggest what ifs was if the private that let hitler go wpuld have shot him

The private knew the future

That's why

But then again, if hitler had died there would have been no real resistance to the german communist resistance

indeed

this was the better way

Germany would have made the Soviet Union even larger...

Yeah world war 2 would have still happened me thinks. But it would be vs an alliance of Germany and of the Soviet Union

well

Does this mean the time line has been altered?

Or became a sexond one

Germany would become the soviet union

And created a european soviet nation

yuk