@RMS_Gigantic @Deleted User When Huey Long wins the 2nd ACW and is ready to invade Canada

cause I didn't know that a non-mod could mass tag

cause that's not a thing most servers allow

How about just don't?

.-.

Don't try

don't think about it

just don't

I meant to name the gorup without actually pinging them

consider it a learning experience

^

@King Canuck Alright, you're good now

👍

51st state?

it doesnt need to be broken down

basically California

I'm level 19

can I get the kekistan rank back

thanks

A one-image summary of the political entity of Canada:

also yeah Canada not being part of the states is something that's only not happened cause we're not a threat

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki Danka

@King Canuck and the British Empire

@King Canuck We tried, but the fucking Brits cockblocked us

that too

I'm going to pretend that I'm offended by the ping

We tried with the Fenian Raids

the Alaska Purchase

Wow fuck Canada amirite guys?

the Annexation Bill of 1866

and those were just the soft power tactics

not even our direct invasion attempts in the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812

or the fact that the Union during the Civil War straight up added a verse to Yankee Doodle that went "Secession first he would put down / Wholly and forever / Then aftewards from Britain's crown / He Canada would sever"

https://youtu.be/qDO6HV6xTmI

The UK outright feared the prospect of a victorious union spinning its guns around 180 degrees to point north immediately after the war

We needed to manifest that destiny boyo

Someone tell Justin Trudeau that Manifest Destiny is an annexation of peace

lol

WHO THE FUCK PUT SWEDEN UP THERE

excuse me

WHOMST'VE

canada is just a runaway state
change my mind

Canada's historically filled to the brim with former British loyalists

which gave rise to a distinctly anti-American culture

And a distinctly anti-republican culture that put it at odds with most of the rest of the Americas

along with the human garbage known as the quebecois

There's a reason they were never invited to the Rio Pact

woke

Dude are you a history buff or something?

And a reason they weren't among the founding members of the OAS

my god I always learn something when you talk about this

me_irl

https://reddit.com/r/SargonofAkkad/comments/8tjj6d/people_are_protesting_ice_by_marching_outside_of/

r/nottheonion?

I'm actually a major reason the /r/AskAnAmerican Discord server had a moderator announcement to tone down the anti-Canadian sentiment

???

This sounds like a fun story

goodshit

what the hell?

🤣

@RMS_Gigantic gib story

gib

gib

Basically, I started posting those memes about annexing Canada, and it turns out that it was a really fun bandwagon for people to jump onto

and it actually became a really frequent direction for conversations on the server to go

Manifest Destiny memes and whatnot

lol

Throw in some IRL politics talking about strained US/Canadian trade relationships, and the anti-Canadianism reached a point that some Canadians on the server ended up uncomfortable

Which is fair

so the moderators put an announcement in the rules section that read, in part, ```Alright guys, it has been decided that we are going to cut down on the "Annex Canada" jokes/memes for a bit. We have been told repeatedly by many users that it tends to be spammed quite a bit, derailing channels and making new users uncomfortable.```

I can take the shenanigans but it only goes so far before it starts getting a little dum

and sounding more like a "you're X so stfu" than a gag

🤣

sounnnnnnnds familiar

Actually, the announcement was made BEFORE the tariff talk

oof

So it started getting tough to talk about the prospect of a US-Canadian trade war without some folks claiming it went against the "Tone down the anti-Canadian sentiment" announcement

Trudeau Safe Space <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

*I've built up a fucking arsenal of these memes*

lol

Okay

Storytime from me now

Cant waitto see what you do July 4th

Including this quote that appears on annexation.ca

storytime about the fucking

peoplekind thing

the woman who was talking to trudeau had stood up to ask a question

but had instead launched into an almost three minute long story

restating how she's a woman and equality and blah blah

the peoplekind remark was him trying to make a joke at her overly long ramble

but because he's trudeau everyone shit themself

:|

Hes still a cuck

that makes it even funnier

He's a self-described feminist.

Poe's Law, my dude

If he said he *wasn't* canada would lynch him

annex canada

If he had more savvy, he could've parlayed that into his favour

**ANNEX CANADA?**

When a girl tried to bait Trump into idpol with gender pay gap, Trump said "if you work just as hard you'll earn the same."

I remember that

And she was so goddamn sass about it

I vaguely memba

do it

Apparantly you can be fined for going off the power grid in Florida

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

This is a cursed image

out of curiosity has anyone else been through gender studies or American studies classes

Actually I had american history as an elective

I had to pick up an extra credit

it was aight but I barely memba it now cause it was like four years ago

I do memba how there's theories that there were like

tens of millions of natives here

and then smallpox flattened them all

Well American studies courses are different than American history courses

they are the classes that teach you about the white devil

lol

I was cleaning my old docs when I found my old essays and study guides

never took gender studies

but american studies wasawkwardas hell

*awkward as hell

literally being the only white guy in the room

Also I'm going to ignore the flags of New Saudi Arabia a.k.a. sweden on my last comment

@King Canuck stop being such aleaf

okay I asked for that

Someone on AA's livestream just posted a superchat to 'peg Vee' 👌

oh my

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

oh I just remembered

lol

in those classes I had to write about how the Halloween movies were a way to oppress feminism

shit you not

nigga what

no joke

bitch what

is it cause the girl always dies

^

sluts always die

I mean

virgins win

yeah

patriachy

cause they always pick dumb places to fuck

GEE WHIZ

THIS CAMP IS SUPPOSEDLY HAUNTEFD BY A SERIAL KILLER NIGHTMARE-EATER

LET'S FUCK HERE WITH NOBODY AROUND

AND NO WAY TO GET HELP

***WHAT COULD GO WRONG***

fucking mroons

wdiofnaois[dfh;ioasdhfoi;adshfoafs

I still have the paper

I'll try to find the syllabus

funny you should mention that

was thinking about Friday 13th just yesterday

Oh.

https://twitter.com/MsBlaireWhite/status/1010987579007619072

And how the first film was relatively tame

this is a thing.

I guess.

then the next two films are actually pretty full-on

gore+nudity

One of the chicks still looks smokin' to this very day

Then it became super-sanitised for a while

Also the intro music for... I think Part 3? or 4, can't remember. But it's the cheesiest fuckin' disco music

Let's be real, Shoe's p cute

Greg got lucky that's she's not nuts

@Reaps it's part 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ-zRrVyPJ4

@King Canuck true

god damn

that cracked me up so much

The opening music for the original The Blob is funny too

Surf music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obtc9U6hEYM

nigga

fucking jason in ny

show the best scene

where he punches the guy's head off

I went into the NY one expecting it to be absolute trash

But it was one of the more entertaining ones

before I post this I want to clarify something

I wrote this literally an hour before the class started

so naturally

I got an A+

8==D

these classes are a joke

https://imgur.com/a/xOSIr7R

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lol that closing statement

I put zero effort into any of those essays and I aced every single one

"Halloween is not necessarily an attack on feminism, but rather serves as a warning for views to be cautious with your sex life"

🤣

RESPECC WAMEN

Yup, Friday 13th Part II

Chick in the short-shorts is just 👌

I second that

I remember seeing that and being like

wait

*1981*?

hahaha

fucikin' *Based* Liz today

Get a load of this idiot https://www.purposefairy.com/3308/15-things-you-should-give-up-in-order-to-be-happy/

Last thing I'm gonna post from this class I took

not that funny but I want to drive home a point

https://imgur.com/a/03xiDff

This is one of my study guide

One of the things that we talk a lot about with classes like this is that they have a narrative

and what pisses me off about these classes is that they seldom to never focus on any of the successes of minority

groups

or the times where we worked together

Also Fredrick Douglas was a republican so I guess hes an uncle tom

I got a letter from some random college trying to get me to enroll in a social justice course: https://www.minds.com/media/797630987360837632

Take it, then bill them for wasting your time.

^

I'm doing safe space training just for shits and giggles

So don't your memes be dreams

<:pepe_hang:460603218766987298>

I mean, as fun as it would be for me as a non-white, intersex-femme, disabled, asexual rape survivor to trigger them and make them feel helpless to stop it, it sounds like a waste of money

Dude

I'm doing mine for a button

And a safe space poster

Trust me

It's probably easy anyway

Seethe essay I wrote

Those classes are a joke

i'm sure it's easy, I found social work easy, but college costs money (and not just the classes: there's also textbooks, travel expenses, pens and paper, etc) and i'm on disability so I've only got $750 a month to work with

Ah I see

Well if you need a goal booster you know where to start 😄

Gpa fucking phone

I had a proto-SJW teacher in college and I really upset her by saying that the statement "murder is worse than rape" is a value judgment

gib story

UKIP Liberalists FB group has more members than The Liberalists - UK

we were talking about social values and ethics and she said that murder is universally worse than rape...i immediately started shaking my head no and she was like "what? you disagree?" and I was like "yeah, I think that's a value judgment" and she was super confused and felt bad and asked me to explain and I was like "well, in middle eastern and Indian subcontinent cultures, women who get raped are typically killed by their family because the family consider the rape to be worse than the murder"

and then to further drive home the point I said "and I mean think about it, how many rape victims have you treated in your practice as a psychologist and how many murder victims have you treated? Rape victims have to live with the psychological effects, but murder victims aren't complaining."

fucked with her head 😛

yikes

i also inadvertently caused the creation of safe spaces on campus

one of my friends had a panic attack when the teacher shut off the light and she ran out of the classroom, and always being one to want to skip class if I could get away with it, I volunteered to go help her and sat with her in the hall for the next few hours, then complained about the lack of a space to go to when stuff like this happened

Lol

That tops my story hands down

i kind of feel bad about what safe spaces have become but I mean, it wasn't malicious on my part, I was just being lazy and genuinely trying to help my friend

Nah don't feel bad