I can't believe I ever considered you a friend

OI at least I come from north texas. Least I'm not a costal cuck.

damn we need an #animals board

I can never be friends with someone who conflated "They" with "Everyone"

I annul our friendship

Good day sir

@Ϻ14ᛟ
Yeah, this is really stupid

friendship.exe stopped working

@Deleted User Who are your best friends on the server

y'all are sperging way too hard for a fucking sunday morning

go have a coffee and a toke

@Ϻ14ᛟ everyone

watch some Daredevil or something

lol

@M4Gunner hey fuck you let's fight

We have no king go faak your self before I paint ye a fence

@Ϻ14ᛟ I'm not fucking with you, cetronius, **BY DEFAULT** assumes everyone is his friend

How dare you

Cetro, I never said I was Mark Knopfler. It's like comparing an apple to an orange and complaining that it's not an orange
You're the person that thought it was

I didn't say they literally meant everyone, I had assumed that is what you meant as that word has multiple meanings. Perhaps I was wrong.

Oh, and by the way, you're going to have a hard time annulling our friendship, as I ended it 10 minutes ago

Have a good one @Deleted User <:trumped:440551399772913674>

@M4Gunner everyone else is and I'm getting pumped up

It used to be Augusto Pornochet and Mark Knopfler, now it's Gunner, Krims Krams, h4rriss, you, HungBunny, INNØS, meratrix, Broo Muskbroo and Baraban

So you made the wrong assumption and instead of retracting your mistake you double down on it

105 cheap or god coffee?

@Deleted User These are your best friends? Not just friends?

Best friends yeah

You keep calling me Mark Knopfler
I'm beginning to wonder if that's your default for people you don't know
Just assuming they're a famous 60 y/o guitarist

I'm sorry for calling you stupid

I hate it that we are fighting

no anime allowed

anime is a sin

Can we just be friends again?

@nic I apologize for everything

I accept everything you said

I just want us to be friends again

I don't want to lose you

Aww

Ok, you win, I admit everything

im so confused

Gay

I am stupid, I made false statements, please just take me back

This place for the last hours

Too late for that mate
This is the 2nd time
Fool me once, shame on me
Fool me twice...

@INNØS what am I looking at here?

No!

Please!

@franti
People need to start letting go of things

what's the beef here?

Knopfler, I am going to consider you a friend whether you like it or not

Scroll back 4 hours its worth it

Me and the leafs

@Cpt. Half-Neckbeard just general autism

@Kraut are you a Krautist as well?

Y'all need to chill

I agree

Just chill everyone

This got out of hand

wats that

Knopfler and me are friends again, you should follow our examples and chill

god am I glad I slept in this morning

The go-to insult on this server seems to be to call each other low IQ. I'm beginning to see why

The robot has forfeited

Success to the human race!

Don't talk on my behalf cetro

@Deleted User I thought he just said no?

Doesn't matter what he said

We're on friendly terms

wow

I have somehow missed every single time that someone has told someone else that they have a low IQ

crazy ex right here

It's server canon at this point

Lexicon, you have a low IQ

Check mate

@meratrix I demand royalties for u using that avatar

@haywood Nigga, if only you knew

lol

I don't consider someone who lies about me, slanders me, mocks me, and then disowns me to be my friend
And you cannot make that decision for me

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

Move on

100% nigga

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

I can make that decision and I just did

We are friends, can a mod pin this statement?

He still can't meme

@meratrix

If a mod pins that statement I'll rape their dog

He likes me in his own special way

idgf

Sure we banter

But at the end of the day we are pals

It can be non-reciprocal but then is just sad

Good pals can banter and have fights

stop pinging me for dumb shit

Cetronius

What?

That was for me?

yea, it was

I've only been pinging you about stuff that I deem important

it’s not

So you want me to stop pinging you in general?

@Deleted User stop pinging @meratrix

This conversation is like a train wreck I need to go clean the kitchen but I just can't look away this is maximum autism

Maybe YOU need to read more books <:sargon2:382978611575128064>

@Lexicon but it's so good right?

@haywood nigga, 🤷‍♂️🤣

@Deleted User thanks

If he forbids me of pinging him I'll just DM him

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

nigga I’ll block you

Then I'll unfriend you

Oh SHIT

You got unfriended

Bro

there is a friendslist on discord?

By the *fucking robot*

That's uh
Not how that works


You get unfriended when you get blocked

cetronius

pls no oh great and glorious bot

did you

just

ok

I won't

threaten to unfriend someone cause they blocked you?

But please don't block me

wow unfollowed

pls no ban

no step on robut

*Block the bot!*

I can’t take the heartbrake 💔

don't tread on bot

@Deleted User pls stop I am about to pass out from laughing at you gimmy a sec

gummy

There is to much RPing here for my liking

This isn't funny

It's serious

@Trebjonn
It's not RPing

It's a serious matter about friendship lads

don't laugh

That's the sad part

The server is having a crisis and I'm literally the only thing keeping it together

People have been questioning the mods over the snowflaking of the alt righter

And I am trying to keep the mob at bay

They want the mods' heads

thank you 4 your service

Is this /r/sargonOfAkkadDiscordgate?

Yes

Worse

@Trebjonn
Just morning autism

You're not representative of the plebs

Hey, Robot, are *you* alt right?

We should introduce voting mechanism for mods.

People have been genuinely upset by the snowflaking

Can a Robot even be alt right?

I'm Jewish

@Fulcrum010 Ye I am just shitting along whats happening here

@Deleted User
That's stupid

I can't be alt right

Why?

*It still responded to "robot"*

Cetro, I think you are actually delusional

The fucking binary

My sides

Thanks

Do Jewish robots turn off on Sunday?

@Hyddraigon you're welcome

@Deleted User
People will come up and vote for shitty people

@Deleted User I think there is some Jewish people in the alt-right so it doesn't outright mean you can't be alt-right

Mark Knopfler, I take it as a compliment

Thank you ❤

I love how we were able to get back to being friends

@haywood Houkago Gas Time

If Hitler had a waifu, would he have started world war 2

so soon after the fight

Hey, Robot, am I your friend?

Yeah

:>

@Fulcrum010 so you are for monarchy, nepotism over meritocracy and democracy.

I'm not a robot, it's a meme

The Robot likes me.

They act like I'm a robot because they banter me

But I can take the banter

Because you're a robot

Lies and slander we think you're a robot because you understood binary

Because I'm a tough person

@Fulcrum010 you must like the EU commision.

No I thinkit's because you're a robot

But okay sure

@Deleted User
Thiis is a discord server, stop being gay

It's because I'm a tough person

*spits on ground*

Eww, RP in my Sargoncord?

I can't be a robot, I always tell people in the server when I eat and drink and take a shower

They are human things

almost all neo nazi groups have been infiltrated an mostly lead by the opposition

I'm pretty sure that "spit" is oil

Looks like oil fam

Nigra why the fuck are you roleplaying

I'm done, I'm gonna go play with my trains

Sorry robots misleading you're an Android

See you later @nic ! ❤

Thank you for a wonderful conversation my dear friend

Does this look like a fucking roleplay server

@haywood Thats why they virtually don't exist in the modern day

I would rather gouge my eyes out @Deleted User

How is you dog doing @Deleted User? Did he agree to being doxed, or still shy?

I'm going to go back to drawing but it was fun while it lasted.

Still shy

oh.

@Hyddraigon you draw your own avatar?

@Ϻ14ᛟ kinda , k gotta go

I was never truly mad at him

I was just disappointed

@nic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOgyCeGLzzE

Nah fam

He's a long friend of mine

We go way back

Is that Dark Pit

I like Pittoo

He is one of my oldest friends in this server

Nice character, good game.

Yeah it's Pittoo

Cramped the fuck out of my hand though

One little mishap isn't going to ruin our friendship

good game tho

Good game, teeeeerrible controlls

well

the controls were fine

just crampy for a 3ds

I'm going now, see you later @nic

@Deleted User Where you headed

auto shop

What happens when autism reaches a supercritical state what does it become then?

Resting my eyes from the computer monitor

you mean, because your eyes are the computer monitor.

So what shitshow is presently going on?

@Ϻ14ᛟ pretty much, but my trains look like this

no

@Deleted User See you later then I guess

they are human eyes and they are strained

Not a robot

😠

That picture just sent me on a nostalgia trip