those look like army hats bruh

you can tell by the chinstrap

Floppy cowboy hats

I don't live in Texas, so I obviously don't wear a cowboy hat

shame
full brimmed hats are pretty cool

good sun protection

No sun to worry about <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

`The top 20 countries with the highest rates of melanoma of the skin in 2018 are ... Australia had the highest rate of melanoma in 2018,`

<:pepe_sad:560202541904953365>

tfw france italy usa and canada literally not white enough to have yuge skin cancer rates like the rest of us

TFW it's overcast more often than Australia

With higher protection from UV rays

Oh I didn't read it. Rip

@Tero Hahahah go sunbathe and get cancer faggot

so i finally finished Atlas shrugged just now

https://i.imgflip.com/3kr4ga.jpg

time to die on welfare now

tfw just got banned from a cooking server for espousing pro natalists views <:pepe_hang:460603218766987298>

lol

sad

libtards are so intolerant of different ideas

eat the babies?

^

Was gonna say

How does Natalism come up in a cooking server

they had an offtopic channel

we were talking about japan

i said japan was the one country i wish we had more immigrants from

Oof

I'm not ready for space force...I'm a time traveler...I was capitain of the USS Essex in the battle of mars in 2043...The CHI comms were defeated and pushed off mars...We did our assault on chinese Held Luna(the Moon)...Enterprise, endeavour, Challenger, Victory, Scharnhorst, and Belfast were all lost...Essex was severely damaged, we ditched to an LEO...Then When Luna was retaken by The United Americas and The European Merkelreich, the Chinese launched all out Nuclear war...Everything collapsed...We had to take essex to Planet 10(A 3 month trip for us) and were Ambushed by ET that didnt want us being so far out...Essex was severely Damaged...So we tested The Stargate device to get back to earth...of my 110 man crew, only 6 survived...We escaped, and detonated the 50 Gigaton Device on Essex...Vaporizing the alien ships, but causing an ET invasion of earth...I took an experimental time travel device, to get back to 2019, to say we have to stop militarizing space...Destroy China first

Gay

Not funny, -1

I'm being serious

Does anyone here have good recipes for albino flesh?

filename

**AngryBurmese#2920** was cleansed from the server.

https://i.redd.it/u4su9px70o741.png

but that's not satire

that's reality

https://tenor.com/view/news-this-second-breakingnews-breaking-news-fact-check-gif-11995210

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEg7KpgdEPQ

```Trans are being murdered (by blacks). NY Jews are being slaughtered (by blacks). Hasidim walking down the street in Williamsburg are getting sucker punched (by blacks).
The NYT left and Cuomo are DYING to make this a white supremacy problem so they just wave their magic wand, call it “hate,” and it is so. (If they could push a button and make all these perps white MAGA men, it’s hard to imagine a single one of them who would not do so).

The irony is, these blacks are attacking Jews because they see them as the ultimate whites and the NYT left taught them whites are responsible for all their problems. This isn’t “domestic terrorism” as Cuomo put it. It’s textbook racism - and the left created it.```

@Ondsinet sinner

Shalom fellow whites indeed

@Dust ehw

Wha

@MountainMan did u wake up

Yes good morning

@Ondsinet ur wife gettin on the plane rn

I have been up for about 40 minutes

Did you sleep well? @Ondsinet

@MountainMan

Jumped on the bed

Yawns

pastacat

i woke up to snö laying on my chest

Walks all the way to my face and tries to bite my nose

just straight chillin

Yeah

Just purrin and vibin

@Ondsinet that's a pro gamer chair

PRO GAMING

Pogchamp

Yee

tfw can't tell if talking about modern commies or marx himself

all of those points are true of marx except the 15 y.o. part

Its a joke about modern commies @Tero

Too much about theory. No actual proletariat could ever care.

and i was making a joke about marx <:deadass:560215324167897128>

ohhh its faaar to early in tje morning <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

its retard hours until 12 am <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

nigga it's nearly 11am for you

pm

12 pm

@Dust Yes.

Retard hours end after 12 am.

12pm is midday

...pm

12am is midnight

currently experiencing retards hours I guess

kek

retard hours just got 12 more hours

tbf idk why they 1-indexed the hours system
why not have the day start at 0am

ohhhh 12 pm is midday?

yeah

i thought 12 am was midday

oh well I blame it on the retard hours

<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

just go from 00:00 to 24:00 and ditch that am pm shit

there are americans in here I gotta be kind and convert it @Holy Intersectional Inquisition

yeah I function in 24hr

@MountainMan it’s okay, most of the Americans in here read it too

ok nice <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

My phone and watch are actually set to use it

must muricans also know kilometers just under "clicks"

cause they probably tried having a battlefield grid with miles once <:kek:590371888480387073>

klicks surely

yes

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw/nsw-water-agencies-working-around-the-clock-20191223-p53mhc.html
<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

Gonna laugh when a tidal wave washes away you penal colonists

we don't really get those

besides most of the country is way above sea level

Tidal wave from the damn losing structural integrity

Dam*

i think that actually did happen up in the australian texas, queensland

Oh. Joke isnt funny because its true <:pepe_sad:560202541904953365>

Rip

@MountainMan 0-24 inshalla

HOW HIGH DOES THE GRASS GROW IN GERMANY?!?

<:what:382980756139409409>

THIS HIGH O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/ O/

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

how tall was Hitler? about this high o/¯

height hitler

the fuck

750ms ping to google

yanks

@Tero Are you in Australia?

what's the average cost of health insurance

@jds95 no i just like pinging other countries google servers for fun

https://youtu.be/3LighFGjlsc
holy shit, louis is a nazi too

based

Scotland are showing their true colours

In Edinburgh castle atm

@brownin what's the true colours?

The EURO Banknotes are the hardest to fake in the world

they're riddled with security and forge proof measures

The text refers to modern banknotes, of which the EURO banknote belongs to

still we have problems with movie prop money popping up <:kek:590371888480387073>

kek

basketball americans waking up to the JQ

<:oof:494878589406150657>

oy vey I suddenly feel less white guilt

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2019/12/30/4ea45dfa68519adb.jpg

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

>attempted shooting in church

saw that video, he definitely shot some cunts

texas

he shot one who was about to draw on him ye

then he was disposed of

nah he got 2

but he really was in for more than 2 we can agree

prolly

idk how many he was ever going to be able to get with just a shotgun tho

with slugs he could go through how many bodies per round?

just a shotgun and no sidearms?

well idk he may have had other weapons

only saw a shotgun though

I only saw the video, havent read too much on it

`Church members told affiliate KTVT that the security team started about a year ago. Patrick said that a law passed recently that allows churches to develop, train and plan for their own teams to provide security.
Patrick spoke about another Texas law that took effect in September that makes it legal for people to have guns in houses of worship.`
based

Texas needs to secede, and declare Austin a City State with embargo.

Slavery was the Joos?

Makes more sense than it being White people tbh

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1995/09/slavery-and-the-jews/376462/

kek

https://twitter.com/NotCarKing/status/1211651616346189824

the really weird thing about the whole slavery thing is the seeming ignorance of slavery outside of american blacks

especially among like europeans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqU2DzmaPCg

https://www.usacarry.com/graphic-content-video-of-texas-church-shooter-and-four-armed-citizens-springing-to-action/

Video of the church shooting here

https://tenor.com/view/counter-strike-gamer-online-game-head-shot-gif-3519523

**Mapolq#5002** was cleansed from the server.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5NzuGSkL2E

Only 5 guys stood up to shoot the fucker

in Texas

These are Rookie Numbers

Most people aren't ready to react in the middle of prayer, probably why churches are popular targets.

real question is why did they let the obviously suspicious dude in there in the first place

Because it's a fucking church.

Who has the right to turn someone away from God's home?

if god was real

he would have killed the person with lighting

to protect his flock

checkmate theists!

instead he sent a boomer

He has a plan<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

This really reminds me just how much I WANT to believe in God, but how much I do not. And it really has me conflicted. WHY do I want to believe in God? I suppose it's a lazy way for me to ignore the impossible philosophical quandaries that plague life. And yet it is precisely these things that prevent me from believing.

So is it even a genuine desire to believe? Is it supposed to be?

I mean in theory, there is nothing preventing a deity from existing, technically. If it can overcome all the physical laws of reality, then it really can do whatever it wants. But that's just a gigantic 'if'.

do I spot.... an athiest?

***smells air***

I think I do

You do.

Not because I want to be one though.

the only true god Is Allah you fool

In fact I constantly find myself trying to get closer to my old religion but cannot seem to.

I guess it's the obvious fact that... I just don't *believe*. Which is somewhat of a problem when the thing you wish to believe in requires faith.

Do I have to trick myself? Isn't that just a lie?

Tbf, humans being dicks, god sends bears

Welp that solves it, bears was the epiphany I needed, clearly. It's so obvious now! If only I noticed the bears sooner!

But, loki chilled with a longcat

If you have to lie to yourself to believe in a god, then you don't believe in a god

you pretend to do so

Odin rode a horse called Tree that had like 16 legs.

it has to a calling

not just hey I want to believe

but whatever, religion is gay anyways

I don't have to lie, sacrifice enough douchebags, the world is better

But that kinda means I'm fucked then doesn't it? @Capitán Alatriste

I mean yeah, because you know that there can't be one, but you want there to be one

Just have to ignore facts<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

So you just want to belong to a movement

modern day phone charging is literally fuckin magic

😢

charged 15% -> 75% in 10 mins

@EnderOctanus can I recommend the KKK?

Not a movement. I want there to be something more to existence.

Usb 3<3

there's no jambalaya here for you gtfo

I do not find it fulfilling. I'll just... Die and that's it. I will have, from my perspective, never even existed. Memories will not even remain. There won't even be *nothing*.

Then it's your duty to make a mark on mankind

@EnderOctanus if you want there to be more, remember the multiverse

if you want to be remembered

start a religion <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

But it doesn't matter does it? I cannot tell if anyone remembers me if I cannot remember myself. I won't know that there was ever an existence to begin with.

my progeny will remember me

and that's enough for me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's terrifying not because I am afraid of the unknown, I am afraid that I do know, and it is anathema to consciousness.

All the things I've ever loved or regretted, all the worries and fears, hopes and dreams, will be gone forever.

If so why live in the first place?

Only to lose it all?

ah don't be a fucking nihilist

I don't want to be, that's the point.

I don't like it.

@EnderOctanus there's no meaning to it, and that knowledge gives me peace

well then stop whining and do something with your life, find joy in the things that you choose to do, and make thebest of the short life that we are able to live

Boy am I fucked if I'm wrong

it doesn't matter when you're dead

it does matter while you're still alive

you've probably got a good 20 years left in you, might as well enjoy it

woah, you telling me that Ender is a fucking **boomer?!**

no I'm saying he's gonna die young

<:kek:590371888480387073>

Average age is 80 ish

Shooting for 50 bad years

@Capitán Alatriste if you want to get remembered, shoot up a news organization

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1211723352311828480

Info Wars here I come