you clearly don't know anything

Well, I don't know the necromantic arts, if that's what you mean.

my point exactly

Necromancy has been illegal in the Empire for as long as I can remember.

what empire

lots of those

Have you heard of the High Elves?

no

Or the Fuckin' Baked Elves

AH FUCK

I JUST GOT PLAYED

lol

I'm busy calling back these scammers.

I love picking up calls from telemarketers

Fairly certain they're all Paki and with enough knowledge of the U.S. phone system to be able to use dead Washington D.C. numbers.

Pretending to be the fucking feds.

lol

To a fed.

You're a fed?

They've started calling me from local numbers lately, really annoying

I work for the federal government.

cool

:3 Semantics are fun.

what part

DoD.

The federal part

Can you get me tax stamps?

nice

No.

Well what use are you then jeez

Making scammers shit their pants.

Pray that you get to see mattis one day

I do, every single day.

I swear the man is the reincarnation of Patton.

Lucky

No, I pray that I do.

I wish I really did see him every day.

Gimme some fucked up stuff to say.

Uh

Um

Er

If they're smart, they'll have disconnected the phone for good.

That should about cover it

But they're scammers, so instantly right down there with grab-asstic pieces of amphibian filth.

I was going to tell them to put "the bitch" on the phone. She was the one that tried to threaten me by telling me my name and an address I had about ten years ago.

They claimed it was my current address lol.

It was just the address I had when I first got the phone number, and I just kept transferring the number without changing the address.

The fuck kind of scam are they trying to run?

A "student loan" scam. Something about $9000 of federal aid.

And they tried to claim that they were going to send it through fucking Wal-Mart.

Through a fucking moneygram.

Wtf

Immediate red flags; the gubmint don't do it like that.

Lol

I saw a lady once moneygram over 1000$ to Tel Aviv

I contemplated calling the feds

The fucking hilarious thing was that I actually asked if I had to give money to a Nigerian prince.

The guy didn't seem to get it, so I just went along with it, and he gives me a five character alphanumeric confirmation number.

Wow

And then a phone number to call.

I tried to call the DC number after we hung up and I waited about ten minutes, and got a disconnected number prompt. Bingo, it's a scam.

So now, since they're breaking the law, we can have as much fun as we want.

Give me your best 4chans.

Nice

I've already decided on "we have over 9000 penises and they're all raping children".

Because that's a huge classic.

Australian tier shitpost

@MaikuPens what do you do in the DoD?

I'm in the quality of life business.

?

(That means mind your beeswax)

ah

I don't have bees

but what if my beeswax is already adequately minded

so I'm offering to mind other's as well?

Well, that number is now out of service. :/

as a charity

surprise surprise

don't they often spoof numbers?

Damn, I had all of my worst 4chans all saved up.

They do, but a lot of scam companies like to re-use numbers.

ah

Occasionally, they'll just pull the phone service for a few minutes or maybe an hour.

I've gotten call-backs once or twice

hey

promotion

nice

And then bring it back.

Oh, sweet.

But yeah, spoof numbers are prime real estate.

So they'll either re-use numbers they know will work, or, if they get trolled enough, they completely disconnect the phone.

So, since you are an expert, how do i spot genuine Nigerian prince from a fake one?

Nigeria has never had a prince with enough money to contact the United States.

@Omsomething
Look inside his pants

I've also been sending them this image:

Nice

@MaikuPens you can post images now

wait

over what?

text?

Yes.

nice

Nice

Yeah, they "disconnected" the number for a few minutes at first, but since the helpful Google robot told me I could leave a message after the tone, I knew that the phone wasn't actually dead, just turned off.

So I left a lot of voice messages as well. Mostly just yelling out "begone THOT" as loudly as I could.

It was definitely a large call center, but it was cramped.

I could hear my voice echo, so they also have speaker phones.

Lol

Sounds fun

It's very fun. Tracking these people down and then trolling them for hours non-stop is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzedMdx6QG4

So much pleasure from this.

5:15 🤣

"I'm going to block this number"
*blocks number, takes next call*
"You reached I- .. oh my god.."

It's so good!

"FUCK YOU VAG!"

Please someone *edit* this gif

https://twitter.com/anitasarkeesian/status/996791960328376320?s=19

wow.

Is it just my comp or is it *really looping like that*?

It's looping

She sucks at life, and also making gifs

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/996708052555399168

oks, i can't be the only one who thought about making something with that gif

ol

@Reaps i seen that irs thing about a week after it came our was trending in canada of all places XD

we get IRs scamers here too, so funny trying to explain to them your not american

fucking @Reaps and tacos

yeah, I saw it when it came out - I had to rummage through youtube trying to find it again

Still worth re-watching

that guy ended up being a scam which is the best part XD

scam level 9000

Lol

made a patreon then never made another video, kept complaining about problems and asking for more money. to funny

What you could do with that to make it a gif, is overlay it with Anita's face.

And then show her your amazing creative skills that I'm sure she will greatly appreciate.

Boo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSExJYGqtvw

5:10 forget being law-breaking dickheads, these security guards should be fired simply for being completely fucking inept for their job role

Lol

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This channel sucks, is there a better one for Sargon?

you mean server?

Ya

Where does the kek army hang out?

it's a secret

you have to truly ascend to be invited into those servers

kkk rallies?

I'm not familiar

Richard Spencer meetings?

how does he relate to Sargon?

He talked with him

and therefore...

They are both ethnic nationalists

I have to tell you something

i'm Richard Spencer

i'm just infiltrated here

Sargon isn’t an ethno nationalist

i'm trying to red pill everyone here

See this boy? @Deleted User

He is slowly eating my pill

He said sargon is a good entry point

wtf

And hooty is a good entry point to the alt right

Right Richard @Fulcrum010 ?

Yeah

Hey everyone, hooty is an ethnonationalist

only a commie would think that someone is guilty by association

^

“”I’ve said, over and over, that Milo, Sargon, Lauren Souther[sic], and Gavin types people[sic] can be great entry points
—Richard Spencer, white supremacist leader

oddly enough your low effort trolling is refuted by reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORp3q1Oaezw

Spencer is a dumbass

what? no he isn't, he's the white supremacist leader!

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

He's a spoiled rich boy with too much free time

huh, I hadn't heard about this

https://altdriver.com/good-guy-bad-guy/arfhy-santos-william-lopez-new-york-city-times-square-cop-burnout/

Busted them back in Jan

actually Sargon of Ak**Chad** is the Eternal Leader of the incel rebellion

Incellion

Hmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibl6SHbq8sY

*s-s-s-sambo* ***slam***

Why does Sargon like Millenial Woes so much?

He doesn’t

Why are you alt right?

While Benjamin has claimed to not believe in the white genocide conspiracy theory, he said that the demographic shifts in America seemed to be "part of some plan" by the Democratic Party.

I see now what Sargon means by "very very special users".

he believes there is a significant amount of anti-white hatred in the United States.

@MaikuPens yep

Why else do you think he has a lot of alt-right followers?

No one cares about your vaginal moanings

I don't know why you would respond to it.

I generally don't respond to ShareBlue callers.

(Although I might hit them with the edgy 1488 memes just to stun them into total silence.)

you must spend time on /pol/

No, not really.

I keep up with their ops because it's good popcorn time.

It's the only people I've heard constantly complaining about "ShareBlue".

Lol

ShareBlue occasionally does random calls. Usually in same vein as those pyramid schemes, but with phones.

@MaikuPens those retards actually call you?

Text, actually.

Wow

Hence the reason I have "DO IT FAGGOT" in my phone's gallery.

You guys are ethno nationalists aren't you?

Only for the Jews.

Yes, every single person here

Including you

@Deleted User

You became one when you typed ".agree" to join the server @Deleted User

No, I like melting pot

Variety is the spice of life

That was an agreement to become ethnonationalist

I mean, Hooty clearly agrees with Sargon's stance, or he wouldn't be posting in here.

We're all proud that you're showing Sargon your support, @Deleted User

I thought I did before I looked into him further

Sounds like you still do, since you're still here.

@NightOwl

I'm trying to enlighten the sheeple

Well, we're glad you're supporting Sargon by helping him to enlighten the sheeple!

Blacks are more human than whites

And pigs are more equal than others.

Less Neanderthal DNA

@Deleted User you "looked into sargon" by.....listening to alt right figureheads? Please spare me, nigga

Does that upset you?

Neanderthals were actually intellectually superior to the Negroids, so...

You know it's funny, I don't even hear many if any Alt-Right types calling blacks non-human, yet here you are calling whites non-human. lol

You sound like an idiot

The Nubians built the pyramids

Black pharaohs

The Jews built the pyramids.

Thanks for confirming the troll session @Deleted User

Egyptians are above the Sahara/Sahel line.

^

Egyptians aren’t black

It's all about the lels right?

They're more closely related to Jews than Sub-saharan Africans.

It’ll be funny to gangbang hooty in front of his family

https://youtu.be/6VtAnvH1mwQ?t=7m10s

So the Jews built the pyramids, not black pharaohs.

*b r o s k i s*

Egyptians came from India

Besides, everyone knows that the pharaohs' true achievements were a children's card game.

TO THE SHADOW REALM

NO! NOT YUGI'S GRANDPA!

@Deleted User #notall

(I don't remember Egyptians shitting in the streets, tho.)

Literal shithole country.

Hooty is fake news

I saw a Ted talk that was straight up called "the cultural significance of street defecation in India"

Lol