Also Burt Kriescher is my spirit animal

Jek is The Machine

so she didn't convert to communism?

I wish I looked that good

@Fitzydog

Lol

so did I miss the kaden face reveal way back when or what?

no one saved it? 🤔

We do need more thots here

Kaden could invite more, as long as they are not commies

And they have to actually be women, not hydras

we've got @Chloé Adsolution at least

Who dat

who apparently sticks around because of the thirsty people

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/384377394703630336/446249251584999435/bootiful2.png

that's her eyes and chin

Good enough for me

just kinda stuck together I guess

I'm a face man

claims she's fit too

Sounds like an attention whore

pfffsssh, we ain't even seen her ass

^

*stamps 'denied'*

Lol

I only trust these bitches 'bout as far as I can throw em.

What about my ass tho

I think I'm good, thanks

the others might want to see

Though I don't have to prove anything because I was like...The 5th person on this goddamn server

oldfag squad

I think he might be double oldfag.

Goddamn @Deleted User

At least you have seen her

<:thronk:441701565607444482> Chloe Emote

🤫

Now I am the thirst

*wat*?

Better drink more Dr pepper

Put the Mouse in the House, this is a family place

did jerk get DMd?

Did I miss something?

@Jek Porkins

No idea, I just came back in swinging with both arms

I think Franti is being a sneaky lil' gypsy in dank memes

Yeah, franti is showing Kaden around

just flopping her out

That's bad man

he showing her the ropes

giving her a shake

It hot out

*whistles innocently*

doin' the helicopter with her

did I miss it

pffffshh

s'all bullshit

She is an 8

this is as real as #chaos

franti likes the Chocolate Ice Cream

Jek agrees with me

@franti
She is a 7, have to see more of her body to know more

He wants to create neopolitan <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

gonna have to see again

hey im a youtuber how do i get the role? https://www.youtube.com/user/carterblizz <@&372509267690782736>

She showed it

SOON I will be in #chaos chat

In the picture

'it'

Nah, 8+ at least.

god, she really *is* into pegging

Jek saw it

Her body? Nah, just her face in the one I've seen

can we get a repost or not

nope

@franti
The photo i saw was on the same day you showed your face

I'd risk letting my kinda racist grandparents meet her

we're hitting layers of thirst I didn't think were possible

I no longer care

This discord is my outlet

well, they need to prove it, no?

Jek wants the chocolate

'outlet'

Nah @Fulcrum010 she showed her full body picture and boi she has HEATHY proportions

I like her laugh but she's a fucking commie

T H I C C

@franti
Guess i lost it then

@franti when was this

not thick. T H I C C

It's either this server, or I start punching purple haired queers here on campus

5 mins ago in dank memes

for about 20 secs

one more time

After that she deleted it

hmm

it was a complete fluke I was in there

While I was literally looking for cat pics to post in <#423219052849397773>

@Jek Porkins @franti

I was doing something in the kitchen

No. I don't repost personal stuff

fair

^

Don't be a dick

If she posts it again that's her call

alright

Shit, what did I miss now?

this place

is a

*f u c k i n g d e s e r t*

We are wanderers

@banestrum
She is black, you don't like that

The desert is vast

and thicc

And the thirst is insatiable

@Fulcrum010 Well is she hot?

Yes

@banestrum
Yeah

And actually a she?

Yeah

Unlike hydra

or a convincing trap

Sounds like Chloe's gotta step up her game

Either way I win

instead of *posting chin pics*

That's a bad sign

The only thing worse is adam's apple pics

No, she was definitely a woman

Mmm mmm yep

her chin was requested by someone

because something something evolutionary fitness

I guess that's a step above feet

I saw a bit of beard in Chloe's chin

What happened to asking pics of legs and ass, kids nowadays....

I like Eyes and hair but on the internet we trade in T and A

^

I like eyes and legs

And ass

Also, you like hair? That's gay as fuck

I'm starting to appreciate legs

lemmesee if I can...

Simple math

Legs are good too

Legs are the road to paradise

I think that covers everything

Nigga

Kaden is a 9

A solid 9

y'all full of shit

Nope that ladder provides an escape route

@Fulcrum010 I wasnt lying dude

You haven't seen?

@franti
Nope, you wasn't

Should be catching up with someone who has a massive..

..

..personality..

sometime next week. See how that goes.

*plot*

I'm sorry to hear that

Nothing good ever comes of meeting someone with a "great personality"

well

depends who thinks they have the great personality

if you do

and your definition includes them being loose...

You know what I mean

jesus

<:what:382980756139409409>

"You should meet my friend justine, she has a great personality"

ah

yeah

It's like the kiss of death

@Deleted User
You are a lucky man

@Antiboom So what did you think?

it's when you know they're trying to set you up with that one friend who can't get any guys because they're ugly, and they're hoping you'll be too nice to just walk away @banestrum

@Antiboom Exactly

@franti pretty good

@Jek Porkins What the fuck did you do

It got even hotter out

@Jek Porkins do you have autopilot or something or are you just really good at texting while driving

I'm at a receiver, but also very good at texting while driving

ah

Well i gotta go sleep, hope you enjoyed the kadens little present

night

@franti
There is nothing little in there

@Fulcrum010 loyalty to the communist movement?

Shit, what's the name of that condition where your ass sticks out more than it's supposed to?

luck?

"exotic dancer"?

Bootyitis

"-itis" does mean inflammation

Bubble butt

Fuck, this is gonna bug me all day

so maybe

Happiness?

Lateral pelvic tilt @banestrum

@Antiboom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBM2ahgnkbw

It's the one that makes the ass like a shelf, where it's so far out you can store stuff on it

Kardashianitis?

Crap, I really ought to get back to work

yay, 4 hours of sleep

and discord to distract me

http://blueapples85.blogspot.com/2011/03/things-i-do-not-want.html

Essentially that

@Fulcrum010 lucky how?

Anterior pelvic tilt

Baconnaise, who the fuck thought that was a good idea

@Deleted User
Kaden is hot as fuck, you are a lucky man

wrong

she

a

trap

@Jek Porkins I think it actually alters the ass shape, rather than jutting out

She is pretty good at hiding in this case

That's a trap worth tripping

wrong

@Jek Porkins no trap is worth tripping

traps are gay and that is not ok

Excuse me

we get it, you screencapped your own message

doesn't validate it

Yes, because you hoes always forget

there is nothing to forget if you don't believe it to begin with

you're just in denial

Or alone

you have the big gay

Idc

👌

*excuse me* Werlf

No thots

I fucking' capped *that* shit

Tots lol

*rude*

dasss rite gay boi

Traps are gay and that’s not ok

No, @Reaps this is the one you capped

The gayest thing I've ever said

Fair enough

no, the traps are gay thing is the most gay

people have said worse

Dead phones are the worst.

What about dead children

Not nearly as bad.

Truth

At least they can be made into funny jokes.

Or piñatas

Or salsa.

Or fajitas

Corn or flour tortillas?

or slaves

Flour

Dead kids are no good at slave labor.