sorry

"scouts"

ah

I meant the "gays must be child rapists" view that some held

Fucking Boy Scouts. Press F to pay respect.

f

F

ah

I mean, im honestly not as upset

thought you said your mom was a gold digger?

Because of how much it seems to be triggering the girl scout leadership

"boy scouts can't let girls in!"

Seriously, some limp-wristed soyboy tried to tell me that the Boy Scouts was sexist for not accepting women, so I asked him if women living 70 years without having to be anywhere near another man was sexist.

"how will we convince people to join our lame stuff?"

All-girl schools, businesses, clubs, and retirement homes. A woman could go her entire life and never encounter a man.

I've had thots that could tie knots.

HOBBIES

I'm knot lying.

:3

inb4 terfs want girl scouts renamed to pussy scouts with the respective requirement

I can tie thots to knots

Jesus Christ say if she breathe she a thot

I wonder if anyone knew that there were already three co-ed scouting groups.

venturing

Sea Scouting.

Is there Apache Scouts?

You don't have a choice now kek

oh god

girls on backpacking trips

you guys now how annoying the young scouts are?

"MY FEET HUUUUURT"

girls will be like that the whole time

STOP WHINING!

not only that

lack of testosterone/muscle mass

they're so slow

you keep having to wait for them

I would thoroughly enjoy watching them fall out.

@MaikuPens I wouldn't

because then we'd have to wait for them

they'd probably try to make us carry their stuff too

^ @M4Gunner

I’m glad I already got my eagle

I'm not

I'm scout

So I don’t have to deal with this dumb shit

I really didn't like cub scouts

oh god

periods

huh

but I didn't like cub scouts

so I didn't join boy scouts

and when I was introduced to it

I was old enough I wouldn't make significant progress before I aged out

because of the rank time requirements

so I went "fuck it"

I would prefer the Boy Scouts suddenly becoming Basic Combat Training Scouts.

Where if you fall out, you go home.

"I'm just gonna have fun, not go for all the rank stuff"

hence the awesome food and whatnot we made

honestly, I've probably done all the stuff required to get to at least tenderfoot/second class by now

just haven't bothered with the paperwork

I think I just got the book because we didn't have a Scouts where I lived, so my dad and I did a kind of... non-Boy Scout Scouting? I dunno.

honestly

it's more fun that way

they've got a ton of silly rules

At this point, the Dangerous Book For Boys is your only option for scouting.

hell, my BS council banned fixed-blade knives

technically

wtf

yeah

That's required survival.

If they're scouts, they should already be aware of knife safety.

yeah

well

young scouts

also

the main concern is sheaths

Even more wtf

for example, the leather ones could theoretically break

and then you'd get stabbed

or something?

looking into the documents now

So can the multi-tool or folding knives. Even more easily in a wild survival environment.

You definitely don't want to use a multitool knife in a survival environment because it loosens the screws keeping those tools from swiveling too easily.

That's how you stab yourself in the hand with a screwdriver.

Seriously.

Anyone up for VC?

no

the strongarm has a glass-reinforced polymer sheath

Hell, at this point, I'm even okay with gay scout leaders if they went back to all-boys.

Chicken butt

Oh, that too.

As long as they're bears and not otters. :3

Dude, someone should get ex-Marine DIs in that girl's scout chapter.

Really fuck her up.

That made me gag.

This is not the new army I was promised.

wat

one of the adult leaders in my BS troop

she was in the army (I think)

might have been another branch

I can't remember if it was English or American, though.

basically, what she said was "they had to go slightly lighter on us, basically no swearing"

Thank.

Fuck.

Pot, kettle, black

@MaikuPens You are FAKE NEWS

I mean, you wouldn't understand them if they did swear at you.

^

wot

I'm straight 🔥 on the VC

I am also working.

In awe at the size of this lad.

ABSOLUT UNIT

I have British Empire Verbal Armour

I can't post pics.

lol

We have pics of THOTS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/384377394703630336/446249251584999435/bootiful2.png

Fucking thot

Still better looking than hairy Antifa girl.

Is that a motherfucking YTP reference?

SuuS

Youtube poop

Sus is a kind of ytp meme where you just wait for a word starting with "suh" then reverse it back.

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 thot supreme

Creating SuuS

It was ahead of its time considering the dankest memes we have now.

The best videos. Kekistani culture incarnate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCq46RTm6k

HMMM

Memes have existed since before Sumeria.

We just literally don't have written records of it.

but could they get a meme on to National TV?

that is totally WRONG

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
Is that a beard on her chin?

I can't post the wrong.gif

a memes a meme

Any dream's a meme.

And any poll's a goal.

but what if MSNBC says that about Kekistan which is satire

I was reading that... person's... blog

invented in a drunken VC

but wot if?

u wot if m8

memes are life

Simple. Buy his fire mixtape.

Gotta spread the word mah bruddah

White Person #092184 must **ask** Black Person #935124 what they **feel like doing** and then create a job for it

lol

how does this person not realize how racist they are

*clicking noises*

White Person #092184 likes Black Person #935124 raps and wants to be Black Person #935124 manager. RACIST!

u do not no da wae

The Slavery must end

Black Person #383839 must be the manager

But that just reincarnates the slavery of the Congo

wtf

wtfwtf

Wait. If white people got their slaves from the warring enslaving African tribes, does that mean that slavery was cultural appropriation?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

<:think_globalist:378717098945544192>

Why would Sweden care, they get riot fires all the time?

So I recently read somewhere that r/politics is saying that the "anti-environmental" stuff Trump is doing is a Russian plot to warm up Russia and Europe and increase the demand for oil.

Specifically, their oil.

But.. the U.S massive oil supplies...

That we sell to NATO

Why would we give money to Russia

ya no kidding

they think the majority of oil comes from the middle east or something

@MaikuPens I did see a climate model which predicted the distribution of various climate types across the planet over the next 100 years. Due to the "warming", central and eastern Russia become basically New England/Pennsylvania/Ohio type territory

Because the Russian pipeline would provide cheaper and faster access to a lot more oil.

Basically everywhere else dries out

US imports far more oil from Canada than the Middle East

And Europe apparently doesn't want cheaper and more readily-available supplies of oil for some reason.

Because they want to "go green"

No yucky oil allowed

No, this is apparently a Russian plot to sell oil to Europe.

And less yucky nukes allowed

So they're supposedly pulling Trump's strings to make him drop global warming countermeasures.

What's funny is the idea that a nation with the GDP of Italy could try to pull Trump's strings.

when they say the left can't meme, they fail to realize that the Russian collusion thing is a meme created by Hillary and friends

Ah, found the map https://i.imgur.com/XijKbmY.gif

The key is here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%B6ppen_climate_classification

So, I look at these climate models every once in a while, and I imagine some homeless guy with no teeth and a cardboard sign that says "THE END IS NEAR"

Imagine George Carlin instead

"The planet will be fine...It's the PEOPLE who are fucked."

I never have enough Carlin.

But yeah, they've been saying we'll all be dead for 40 years now.

@Trebjonn lol

How about 34C?

@obrallaghan I'd hardly say Russia is a Memetic

Problem with climate change is that a lot of people who one does not consider credible actors acting in good faith are shouting for it.

It does not make it less legitimate but one can easily see why some would fall to that pittfall.

Honestly, I still think it's likely that climate scientists are overblowing the global climate change meme because government grants and free money are very good incentives to keep saying that we'll die soon.

I recall a video I saw, I forget if it was Ben Shapiro or another person, talking about Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth documentary

Where he predicted by 2016 we'd lose all our glaciers

10 years after his documentary

Meanwhile....2018 is chugging along and we still have em capping mountains and such

@Deleted User We die

What about 42C?

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 you don't think Trump Russia collusion is a meme?

@Deleted User can it even get that high?

Live in a desert

It's a meme built on fear.

That's not a meme

Exactly.

The left cannot meme.

a meme is far more simple

Yep

They especially can't meme like me.

aintneverhadamemelikeme.wav

Little to much green text?

No such thing.

Especially because I want my name itself to be greentext.

This is basically the discord i go on when im board in school

Did you know the Americans only feel like there better then all the other countrys because we are.

Who's your Daddy?

🇱🇷

It is ok America-Chan you surely are strongest and bestest there ever will be.

I know and its great

Britain is Daddy and France is Momma. Everyone knows this

really?

And the Russians are the Rivals/love interest?

A very old helpless one

Oof

Electric fence

I mean there banning knifes

Lady Justice and Lady Liberity had a Baby

And that boy was the chosen one

for a while

What are you one about

We have more guns and isn't that whats truly important

Pinochet likes my name change.

I can see where your Carrier groups are, you cannot see where my nukes are

typical American

and I'm half Yank

Our nukes are bigger, and they work.

Now, want a peace treaty?

No die

🎩
🦉

Zippity zappity, no more faggotry
@MaikuPens

@obrallaghan Are you a Sargonite?

our nukes can verify and react 3 months later.

out of no where

<3

@M4Gunner C'mon, you can guess it

it ain't hard

lol u gey