No one gives a shit about hoes getting mad

but as a man with big balls

I do like sitting back with a beer and watching two cats fight

shoeonhead?

Also, not spaying or neutering a pet isn't fucking animal abuse, what the actual fuck? lol

I don't even know who any of these people are, so I couldn't care less

I wish people would reserve calling things abusive for when they are actually abusive. Overuse is a big problem.

@EnderOctanus we need to call looking at a female for over 13 seconds abuse so that people won't care when hundreds of small girls *actually* get abused

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@Ondsinet what are you trying to accomplish

@Antiboom no I mean

It's true

A few years ago they made it so that people can't look at each other for more than a few seconds

In Hollywood or something

And that's molestation

But then kids get diddled by someone with the right politics, and nobody cares

>we need to

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

Wait

Which kid diddling are we talking about

@Antiboom there's plenty in England

There's plenty in the USA too

But no coverage

Free healthcare is so good Americans

I bet you're all so jealous

@HungBunny kek

its being clogged with parasites tho

Yes

I finally got a date for my hartmens reversal (reattach bowels) for next week and it was just delayed for another month

Because <:HonkHonk:566814473646768128> <:HonkHonk:566814473646768128> the clinic is always full of people that can't even fucking speak English

"sry we could operate your mother in time, had several paki families to fix, and some urgent stab wounds"

Wouldn't be surprised it is Melbourne

Probably some retard Italian that only eats processed meats needs a bowel operation

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 did you welcome me last night <:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

@Tero morning nigger

sup

Worked out yet?

nope

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/494145778801967126/604123263123193857/unknown.png

Fat land whale makes a "stand"

https://youtu.be/eCfCDbqeesY
relevant

incidentally

how do liberal shills who are so fond of proclaiming that the world has only gotten better by letting people be as degenerate as they like answer to the obesity epidemic, and that lifespans are actually declining now

Morning fellas. I’ve been up since 5 am and I want to die.

@MountainMan same

not epic

rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUbsnXk0srU

Holy fucking shit guys.

You have to see this.

ok

bing confirmed uncucked

i did my own little test

spot on

looks like google's just dumping non-MSM sources

if you look at the channels which are returned, they're all MSM

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tyt+election+meltdown
look through the results on this and try find a video from someone other than 'official' news/media companies

another one

https://twitter.com/IncredibleCulk/status/1159215737006804993?s=19

sweet jesus

Haha

Mad lad

disgusting

https://i.redd.it/tpdgllga83f31.jpg

<:covfefe:440543908846632980>

I'm listening to the builders outisde

They are all spanish

What's Spanish for? DEPORT!!!!!!!!

Go back to Mexico

and take your tacos with you

Spanish? shouldn't they be asleep at this time

<:kek:590371888480387073>

nah we get them out of bed early

So what's everyone doing for 8/8 Hitler Flag Day? I'm goose stepping everywhere and at lunch will try to annex the office next door

I need lebensraum for my paperclips and stapler

I'm gonna kill praxis

https://twitter.com/BubetteS/status/1158819179585134592

satire account

I'm wearing my finest Hugo Boss suit in the office today

and I'm trying something new with my facial hair

i uh

didn't do anything to celebrate this year

i was reading this yesterday tho

which i suppose is a spooky coincidence

https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1158615389418344453?s=19

My european mexican builders are literally doing something I cannot understand

they are using somekind of tar but it's a on a big roll of sellotape

<:what:382980756139409409>

yum

https://tenor.com/view/idk-what-upsidedownface-gif-5305233

mfw

https://youtu.be/bj0OC1fQowU
damn

Wtf

lol foucault was a faggot who literally died of aids

With my Phone camera

And a lens

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/04/david-frum-how-much-immigration-is-too-much/583252/

nice pic

**kodec#9458** was cleansed from the server.

me irl

me irl

Original AH-1s are really interesting

The demi-turret they have is such an oddity, plus having a 40mm nade launcher is also unusual.

cursed image

Now post the really expensive idol skins that one of the Ace Combat games had

Those are REALLY cursed, knowing how much they cost

mmm

I put weeb shit of my imaginary car on Forza

but I did it for the same reason Dankula taught Buddha to Nazi salute

It's was to annoy my gf

I'm not a weeb

<:kek:590371888480387073>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420834207590514690/608681865762570241/finshedsweet.jpg

There it is

I spent more time on those Broo Flames

than I did getting the car set up correct

absolutely cursed

mate this was like getting a new gf

and your bathroom normally has 2 bottles. 1 shower gel and 1 shampoo

but she start hanging around more

and your bathroom looks like

a store for cleaning products

https://twitter.com/blackboynxtdoor/status/1159149961344237569

WOKE

https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1159444263526182912

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

<:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

make the bad guys black too

oh and they use guns <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

This is my home and I MUST defend it

and yes if you stick your head through the cat flap, I will shoot you in the face with a air rifle

I will super heat a door knob and brand your hand

I will drop an iron downa dumb waiter and have it land on your face

I will make you walk on lego and micro machines

I will swing paint cans down the stairs and hit you with them

I will fry the top of your head with a blow torch and your hair won't grow back

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/606836102178799639/blobama.gif

http://gph.is/15AaZmk

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388827253976334341/604819466076946455/niggaass.gif

https://gph.is/2gcoW3x

https://gph.is/2hK6xwd

<:kek:590371888480387073>

**Cristo#4046** was cleansed from the server.

https://gyazo.com/41bae662151fae4dd6611e38b6b8ccb1

Macaulay caulkin is funny now watch RLM

https://gph.is/2g8CdtR

https://tenor.com/view/banging-booty-butt-cooking-butt-shake-butt-shaking-gif-13590498

https://gph.is/2gEAmlq

https://gph.is/2gECCZZ

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2019/08/08/76fc17111d55cbc8.mp4

https://tenor.com/view/accident-driving-fall-crash-drift-fail-gif-4812415

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2019/08/08/fbd5fe2b2cb07f59.mp4

Oh lads this is so funny

I had to grab a few bits on the way home at Sainsbury's cus 'm an Adult

on the way in I spot two 'marketing people'

older women and her atrractive young male asstant

evasive maneuvers!

which was humourous to me already

BUT I get to the checkout and they are buying 11 packets of evian water without a trolley

but here's the BEST bit

I go outisde after buying my things and they are loading up their water

into a

TESLA

<:kek:590371888480387073>

woke

not woke. Virtue signallars

all fake

nothing real

like watching Love Island

<:kek:590371888480387073>

Maybe they didnt buy the Tesla to save the planet but just because they could?

I was already laughing at the water

The Tesla tipped me over the edge

so when we were done at the zoo and walking back to our car

my wife pointed out something unusual

"wow, they're bad at parking"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPu05d3uLR0

the car was rotated 45° across the spaces

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

looked a bit closer

**CUH MONE MAYNE#9677** was cleansed from the server.

No spam in general

some nibba has reversed at 9001mph, pushed the Skoda into the Suzuki and carried on into the VW

Save your car on car porn for the auto trader server

it's not car porn

if anything, <#376763825904418816>

What ever that means

some retard has trashed 3 cars and driven off

wow

Doesn't sound that retarded if they drove off

uh yeah

they left a piece of paper on the windscreens of two of the three cars with their registration on

now insurance wont cover shit

2019 ford focus

oh ok

hire car by the sounds of it

Lol

did my civic duty and notified the zoo administration

as long as the driver can be identified

prob should have called police as well

#notmyjob

if its a rental it should be easy

the focus driver must have absolutely floored it in reverse and then carried on even after smashing into the Skoda to push it that far back

fucking <:high_iq:382980759012638731>

old people

It's always old people

ye was just talking to my brother how I would never ride a motorcycle because even you know what you are doing some geezer is going to kill you

Don't be ageisist

it's gonna be a really shit day for those three people when they get back to their cars

at least the cars should still drive

Skoda was a bit bent in at the front and bonnet popped, but didn't look too severe

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/disney-axes-movies-from-taika-waititi-cary-fukunaga-and-ben-affleck-091506270.html

wonder if all the conservative shareholders that have been furious lately is saying that they better stop fucking everything up and start making them some money. and that the new star wars attraction at Disney world did flow hard did not help

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBdeP5FXoAASIxd?format=jpg&name=medium

I'm guessing no one wants to speak to her as she smells like cat piss all the time

cat piss is the worst smell

can confirm

my parents had a cat that would piss in your shoes if you upset it

I like cats but I think the maximum number is 4

My cat will bite your nose if you don't wake up

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

I think even 4 is a stretch

4 is a stretch but it's ok

it's like asking how many kids you'd like

2 maybe

4 is a stretch

10, I'd need to win the lotto

1 is pretty good

nope

replacement rate is 2.3

so you have to have 2 or 3

<:triggered:382980748115968000>

as breeders should at least have 2

I refuse