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2018-03-24 20:00:23 UTC

behead those who insult Australia

Look at this animal

this is the weirdiest animal ever

it's even weirder than a Kanagroo

which is already fucking weird

God was drunk the day he invented the Platypus

2018-03-24 20:06:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/427196451555115023/4xkh9f0fobn01.jpg

2018-03-24 20:06:29 UTC

don't fucking bully platypus'

is it a Mammal or a bird?

2018-03-24 20:07:05 UTC

Should have the "hold my beer" caption.

real life is stranger than fiction

what he was thinking?

if you ever need proof God is a man

2018-03-24 20:17:34 UTC

Australia is where God did the beta testing, so it could be contained if necessary.

2018-03-24 20:21:31 UTC

^

a bird that can't fly

2018-03-24 20:38:26 UTC

they're avian suicide bombers my dude

this country has Black coloured Swans

Imagine what that was like to Captain Cook

who's ship was called The Discovery

2018-03-24 20:46:42 UTC

NOT THE BLACK SWAN!?

2018-03-24 20:46:51 UTC

What are we supposed to do now?

today it would be called the WTF?

2018-03-24 20:47:27 UTC

We could just pretend no such Swan exist?

nope Black swans exist

2018-03-24 20:47:58 UTC

Nah fake news.

it's just upside down

imagine wait a minute. Swans here are black.

It's not racist, it's just what the fuck in 1776

2018-03-24 20:55:13 UTC

the hell?

translate Kangaroo into Indigenous Australian

it'll blow your mind

2018-03-24 21:05:08 UTC

why?

2018-03-24 21:06:04 UTC

Does it mean "Prison Guard" ?

2018-03-24 21:07:59 UTC

oh

2018-03-24 21:08:02 UTC

lol

2018-03-24 21:08:12 UTC

that's hillarious

2018-03-24 21:08:43 UTC

yes

2018-03-24 21:08:45 UTC

duh

2018-03-24 21:09:57 UTC

The whole western world is going to shit rn.

and that is why a weird as fuck animal is called a Kangaroo

2018-03-24 21:10:18 UTC

I just skimmed through the whole March for our Lives stream

2018-03-24 21:11:22 UTC

sounds GAYYYYY

if he's so ballsy why was he on instragram instead of kicking the shooters ass?

2018-03-24 21:12:17 UTC

more people die from cars every year

2018-03-24 21:12:37 UTC

these kids are "twitter revolutionairies" essentially

2018-03-24 21:13:17 UTC

The #revolution will not be live-streamed.

the revolution will not be televised

2018-03-24 21:14:13 UTC

"you didn't know him, he was a massive faggot"

would it be true that he has survivors guilt?

2018-03-24 21:15:28 UTC

what a massive faggot

2018-03-24 21:16:03 UTC

there's no guilt here

2018-03-24 21:16:09 UTC

lol
>survive

2018-03-24 21:16:31 UTC

being a victim is key to being a celebrity in the 21st century

2018-03-24 21:17:25 UTC

yep

the real hero in the guy that was against the door

and got shot 5 times

2018-03-24 21:23:02 UTC

the asian cadet?

my school was attacked the reason you don't know about it is cus I acted.

this piece of shit hid in a cupboard

and he reckons he can tell us what to do

2018-03-24 21:27:20 UTC

^

2018-03-24 21:29:33 UTC

yes

2018-03-24 21:29:41 UTC

wait

2018-03-24 21:29:42 UTC

no

2018-03-24 21:29:48 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-03-24 21:30:04 UTC

country good goat fucker bad

2018-03-24 21:30:31 UTC

I love memri TV

2018-03-24 21:30:45 UTC

memri memes are the best meme

2018-03-24 21:30:45 UTC

always provide some spicy memes

2018-03-24 21:30:52 UTC

right next to wendy's porn

I have no idea if it's real

2018-03-24 21:31:15 UTC

some of the memes have fake subtitiles but I think in general it's real

2018-03-24 21:31:29 UTC

because memri is an antisemitism watchdog for middle eastern tv

I'd have to Learn Arabic

2018-03-24 21:32:42 UTC

Ok they ruined HP for me

2018-03-24 21:33:13 UTC

There so many other books with better themes for this kind of comparissions

2018-03-24 21:33:32 UTC

uh oh

2018-03-24 21:33:35 UTC

they're devolving

arming teachers is actually a good debate

I would but it's still a debate

2018-03-24 21:36:41 UTC

the problem would be making the teachers feel obligated to do so

I've never read or watched Harry Potter

2018-03-24 21:37:18 UTC

as much as its a "good idea" youd have to get the teachers to unanimously agree

2018-03-24 21:37:28 UTC

Out of all teachers I have ever met

2018-03-24 21:37:37 UTC

if a handful dont want to do it in select areas

2018-03-24 21:37:37 UTC

30% of them I wouldn't trust to have a weapon around students

2018-03-24 21:37:48 UTC

And 100% of them I wouldn't trust to be able to shoot in a straight line

2018-03-24 21:37:49 UTC

and even then that

2018-03-24 21:38:07 UTC

would you feel any safer if teachers had guns

2018-03-24 21:38:14 UTC

not really no

I would never force a teacher to carry

but if I was teacher I would

2018-03-24 21:38:25 UTC

teacher would just be the first to get shot and suddenly the school shooter has dual wield

like I said it's a good debate

2018-03-24 21:39:04 UTC

yeah, and youd be taking away from their already stretched teaching duties to ensure they were trained to actually use it

2018-03-24 21:39:28 UTC

Trump logic: let's cut their budgets but spend money on arming them

2018-03-24 21:39:36 UTC

oof

2018-03-24 21:39:37 UTC

^

2018-03-24 21:39:40 UTC

the added expense of doing it could be outweighed by the insurance savings

2018-03-24 21:39:51 UTC

insurance savings <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-03-24 21:39:56 UTC

on arming teachers <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-03-24 21:40:13 UTC

well if you could verify a path of knowledge and training with it

2018-03-24 21:40:14 UTC

yes

2018-03-24 21:40:32 UTC

well you save on extra money you spend that's still extra money you spend <:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-03-24 21:40:47 UTC

a driving instructor would get their personal insurance cheaper than most others as they would be more knowledgable about the rules on the road

2018-03-24 21:41:45 UTC

yeah, but infrastructure is all about spending now to save in the future

2018-03-24 21:42:17 UTC

Off topic, but do you guys see any way to fix the insane political polarization that we experience now

2018-03-24 21:42:29 UTC

@Werlf civil war

2018-03-24 21:42:34 UTC

without that

2018-03-24 21:42:36 UTC

you gotta call out the bullshit immediately

2018-03-24 21:42:43 UTC

well of course that

2018-03-24 21:43:02 UTC

but outside of overthrowing government(s)

2018-03-24 21:43:04 UTC

thats about it

2018-03-24 21:43:09 UTC

make it hurt their wallets

2018-03-24 21:43:11 UTC

great

it's rough atm but hold your horses

2018-03-24 21:43:45 UTC

how is arming teachers increasing infrastructure for long-term gain

2018-03-24 21:43:47 UTC

<:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-03-24 21:44:20 UTC

would you go into a school with no knowledge of a gun and start shooting up the place if you knew there were dozens of people on site perfectly capable of fucking you up?

2018-03-24 21:44:45 UTC

yes

2018-03-24 21:44:45 UTC

we should just arm the security guards

2018-03-24 21:44:48 UTC

its not a get out of jail card, its a deterrance

2018-03-24 21:45:00 UTC

a school shooter isn't shooting up the school because it gains him anything

2018-03-24 21:45:11 UTC

it's a violent suicide

2018-03-24 21:45:13 UTC

My school has a shit ton of security guards, but none of them have guns

2018-03-24 21:45:20 UTC

^

2018-03-24 21:45:32 UTC

well, they would liekly be the first people id do furst

2018-03-24 21:45:37 UTC

Its not like they're the British police or anything

2018-03-24 21:45:40 UTC

rofl

2018-03-24 21:45:43 UTC

mp5's

2018-03-24 21:45:57 UTC

arming the security guards is step one

Verti that's Concealed carry logic

2018-03-24 21:46:06 UTC

the security guards are fucking fat lumps

2018-03-24 21:46:11 UTC

what's up @Vertig0ne

2018-03-24 21:46:13 UTC

I don't think I've ever seen a security guard for academia in my country before

2018-03-24 21:46:27 UTC

the schools don't have any and for universities ANTIFA plays the role of security

2018-03-24 21:46:34 UTC

Why bother trying to pursue a criminal on foot when you'd just waddle there

2018-03-24 21:46:39 UTC
2018-03-24 21:46:55 UTC

haven't seen you talk to the plebs in a while

2018-03-24 21:46:57 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-03-24 21:47:01 UTC

lol

2018-03-24 21:47:09 UTC

i gotta show my face occasionally ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-03-24 21:47:10 UTC

<:GWcfcThonk:357907199928041473>

2018-03-24 21:47:13 UTC

pleb, you are a fucking pleb @Deleted User

2018-03-24 21:47:36 UTC

plus i had to shut up after the whole school email fiasco

2018-03-24 21:47:42 UTC

what school email

2018-03-24 21:48:14 UTC

gulag for youlag

2018-03-24 21:48:22 UTC

Fuck you pleb @Werlf

2018-03-24 21:48:25 UTC

K I K E

2018-03-24 21:48:32 UTC

nigger kike

2018-03-24 21:48:41 UTC

understandable have a nice day

I need to get my whole family out

2018-03-24 21:50:31 UTC

of the gulag?

yeah. it's info wars

2018-03-24 21:50:52 UTC

Thank god I live in a country with constitutional free speech and viable opposition parties

2018-03-24 21:50:55 UTC

^

2018-03-24 21:51:02 UTC

which country is that

2018-03-24 21:51:05 UTC

Germany

2018-03-24 21:51:09 UTC

W O K E

2018-03-24 21:51:18 UTC

A S F U C K

the United Kingdom of Brexit

2018-03-24 21:51:37 UTC

United Kingdom of fuck free speech

2018-03-24 21:51:44 UTC

CDU is shit, SPD is shitter, but at least we can vote for AFD or FDP

2018-03-24 21:52:29 UTC

in the U.S its basically whether you want a party based on morals or a party based on good policy

I need to get on the the rover to my Dad and move everyone to America

2018-03-24 21:52:36 UTC

unless its an omnibus package

2018-03-24 21:53:16 UTC

life is easy for bongers in america

2018-03-24 21:53:31 UTC

people will basically fall in love with you just because of your accents

2018-03-24 21:53:37 UTC

from a european view both American parties are the worst imagineable thing

2018-03-24 21:53:40 UTC

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-03-24 21:53:47 UTC

whys that

2018-03-24 21:54:02 UTC

Like Merkel is less bad than the Democrats or Republicans

2018-03-24 21:54:23 UTC

lol

2018-03-24 21:54:48 UTC

lol

2018-03-24 21:54:57 UTC

I take that "^" back

2018-03-24 21:55:06 UTC

you are utterly fucked

I was in San Franisco and a woman fell in Love with me cus of my Chav accent

2018-03-24 21:55:12 UTC

wow

2018-03-24 21:55:22 UTC

she's trash

2018-03-24 21:55:26 UTC

fuck you and your chavvy accent ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-03-24 21:55:27 UTC

>liking chavs

2018-03-24 21:55:39 UTC

it's like liking niggers

2018-03-24 21:55:48 UTC

๐Ÿคฃ

2018-03-24 21:56:00 UTC

>looks up chav
>first picture

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/427224087748673538/2Q.png

2018-03-24 21:56:09 UTC

not wrong

2018-03-24 21:56:19 UTC

so its a british gopnik

2018-03-24 21:56:22 UTC

jesus fuck

2018-03-24 21:56:50 UTC

Chavs are pretty gay my dude

2018-03-24 21:56:51 UTC

At least Merkel is part of the conservative party and implements some conservative policies <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2018-03-24 21:57:02 UTC

looks like that + talks like geordie shore

2018-03-24 21:57:06 UTC

= chav

2018-03-24 21:57:07 UTC

"conservative"

2018-03-24 21:57:08 UTC

kek

2018-03-24 21:57:11 UTC

*cutting taxes isn't conservative*

2018-03-24 21:57:21 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-03-24 21:57:39 UTC

business tax*

2018-03-24 21:57:43 UTC

we're implementing vignettes for example

2018-03-24 21:58:07 UTC

seehofer in general likes to piss at merkel's leg and implement really hardcore conservative stuff

2018-03-24 21:58:12 UTC

i dunno, sounds very conservative to cut taxes

2018-03-24 21:58:17 UTC

especially for the higher earners

2018-03-24 21:58:18 UTC

Its sarcasm

2018-03-24 21:58:20 UTC

good

2018-03-24 21:58:21 UTC

lol

2018-03-24 21:58:26 UTC

>intaking "refugees" is conservative

2018-03-24 21:58:45 UTC

you cant say refugee around me without me thinking of american dad

2018-03-24 21:58:57 UTC

1. the CDU is in a coalition with the SPD and the SPD is one of three retard sjw parties

2018-03-24 21:59:21 UTC

2. yeah refugees, Merkel is stoopid, get rid of her, but she's still (((comparatively))) conservative

2018-03-24 21:59:32 UTC

stoopid

2018-03-24 21:59:39 UTC

BEYOND STOOPID

2018-03-24 21:59:43 UTC

lol

2018-03-24 21:59:53 UTC

retarded even

2018-03-24 22:00:03 UTC

i dont think merkel can say too much since EU likes accepting new countries into the fold

2018-03-24 22:00:09 UTC

I think Merkel is just out of touch

2018-03-24 22:00:10 UTC

even if it destroys the economy

2018-03-24 22:00:17 UTC

she wants to expand German Lebensraum

2018-03-24 22:00:27 UTC

you're either a CDU bitch or a SPD bitch

2018-03-24 22:00:30 UTC

but doesn't quite know how to deal with the population loss <:GWfroggyBlobWokeThink:398570327942365195>

2018-03-24 22:00:44 UTC

what choice is that?

yeah we have a problem with that

2018-03-24 22:00:52 UTC

The Afd is actually getting local election results higher than the spd

2018-03-24 22:00:56 UTC

its a pro-choice!

2018-03-24 22:00:57 UTC

๐Ÿ˜›

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