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Morning

spaghetti isn't good in the morning

@Fitzydog You better be talking about the CG starship troopers tv series

okay

so

this is very important

does anyone here have access to a JDAM and live in virginia?

anyone?

Nope

damn

why does it have to be a jdam?

you can't use unmodernized bombs?

I'm not trying to level an entire neighborhood here

I need *precision*

I don't really want to murder totally indiscriminately

i was thinking more the ied method with a dumb bomb

there is a thing called retarded bomb, but it's actually smarter than a dumb bomb

hmm?

I was thinking Oklahoma city style

i didn't think you also had access to a delivery platform with that jdam

yeah, who knows what I'll figure out

wasn't that a van with an ied inside?

dynamite and nitrates or the sort

ANFO

but yes

okay, maybe idc about murdering indiscriminately

a lot of people should cease existing

your name seems ironic

had someone from another server say that too, lol

It's getting colder every day rip

Hanged teletubbies and shopping carts on the roof

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

lovely

@turtwig you commie

That's some commie house if I've seen one

I can't read that fake language on the wall

Neither can I

Esperanto?

doing this shit with subtitles seems like a massive amount of work to make shitty memes

Yeah right?

why wouldn't they just write a new thing? or is it some meme thing?

https://youtu.be/R610XnTVwIo

It’s a meme thing

alrighty

explains why it's retarded

@TwinVickers

on some formulations i'd be millenial too

Yep

millennial, sorry

🇽 doubt

Honestly that’s thinking way too much into it

The person in red is still correct though in that it’s irony mocking everything

@Den Röda Smurfen

@Den Röda Smurfen 777,777 sounds funny in Swedish

pk

sex festival is a fun thought in swedish

https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=en&tl=sv&text=777777

Funda futifu

876 in swedish sounds like a russian prostitute proposing fellatio to you in finnish

sjuhundasjuttiosjutusen sjuhundasjuttiosju

i mean, 8 7 6, not 876

or 8,7,6

so keep that in mind when you do viking line

@Ondsinet

Nice

I haven't had time yesterday sorry

faget

🤷 😭

women is typed wrong

<:what:382980756139409409>

whatsup knibbers

B

so tired of leftist wypipo walking up to me and assuming I'm as secretly racist as they are

@M4Gunner @M4Gunner

🐉 👊

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@Den Röda Smurfen **SHORYUKEN**

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🥊

https://i.redd.it/bmgxk3j7y7j21.jpg

@M4Gunner i dont speak weeb

dragon punch

ok

do you liike my pfp

its beautiful

@Den Röda Smurfen👌

hi

ty

Guys help I drank half a liter of coffee and my right kidney hurts

rip

can I have your arduinos

Unironically thi

Tho

@turtwig give turtkid my notes

Gunner gets my Lego builds

my kid already knows how to not be gay, he doesn't need notes to remind him

@turtwig I meant the electronic circuits notes

i know what you meant but i was trolling u

Rood

Adaftuit wanted to buy my capacitive board but I hate them

Gaydafruit

@turtwig don't let ondsinet near the kids

<:kermit_wat:378719408534716426> <:lobster:442083482211188738>

Sounds like a MAD LADS releases tonight 👌🏿

what up ma knitters

Just being a negger on the internet

Chemistry bad

I just managed to get 5g of water by combusting 1.26g of some compound

<:what:382980756139409409> <:what:382980756139409409> 🤦 🤦 <:thronk:441701565607444482> <:thronk:441701565607444482>

there are easier ways to get water

Yeah but I got more stuff out than I put in

did you put humidity into account?

@Ondsinet is an alchemist

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Hi

Hello

hi

How're you two

Doing

Fine

Nice

I'm not eating lunch

Water is in Air <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

I want water

I am thirsty give water

Eat snow

not the yellow snow

There is no snow

I live at the coast

Eat pp water

When a nigga read

https://youtu.be/JITi0sxoE0Y

Original joke don not steal

Wowwie

Pp water is gay

Fuk u gay boy

I am not gay

😎

🏌

you're the gayest

No u

😎

Yes according to my math @Den Röda Smurfen is the gayest object in the universe

Your math is fake and gay

Drink Sea water

Mmm salt

@Den Röda Smurfen facts don't care about your feelinga

Milk

Molk

Mulk

Melk

fascinating

@M4Gunner best friend

@turtwig even more best of a friend <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

me playing pokeman

@turtwig @M4Gunner

<:GWsetmyxPeepoPinged:405337566787928065>

Gunner and turtwig

turtner and gunwig

actual size of turtwig

how much did you say those turtles are

SpartA

~1$USD

Me

I wonder if they have bulk discount

buy a sack of duploes turtles

i ordered 2 regular size tigers and 1 wooly mammoth

btw sparta server is the most Dankest intellectual server the athens server is for normies

<:oof:494878589406150657> 😭

Turtle army

@turtwig😱

anyone seen the alex jones video

is there another shipping option?

no does it have captions yet

there was too much yelling back and forth to try to listen to it

it fuckin lunch time and everybody has been out all day

I wanna go get lunch but idk if I should leave

Do it

🍖 🐢

Go turtle man

Ninja Turtle

they wont notice

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100% chance of delivery arriving in the 10 minutes I am out

cant you just order delivery?

oh

not really

tel them to buy you lunch

there are a couple places that deliver but you've gotta spend like £5 minimum and then delivery charge on top

have you tried snapping at them?

they're not here to snap at

@turtwig trade stickers for pasta

<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

Jk

@turtwigbuy 100 and put them in a pyramid in turtkids room when he is sleeping so he wakes up to the pyramid of turtwigs looking at him

I'd have printed them for you already

but you're shit

Yes hello

I am trash all right

Hi

Hi

hi

then you need to reduce the out time by pre ordering and just go and pick it up

is turtwig the server sticker service now?

Yes

okay

yes delivery please i would like an stickers

<:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832> 💰 📦 🐢

@Holy Intersectional Inquisition that still requires me to leave the building

which is the problem

@Den Röda Smurfen

wow nice meme

put up a sign "brb 5min"

Finnish Pepe

@M4Gunner u don a bad

no oskifer

Wor

m

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> 🔫 👮

apple are retards

did you hear the speech the Apple CEO gave? they are so far up their own ass

https://twitter.com/billmaher/status/1100912207527735296

lol

his religious epiphany speech?

ye

@franti BBC this morning were reporting on Cohen giving a scathing indictment of Trump or whatever and then immediately followed with "Cohen is going to jail for fraud, tax evasion and lying to congress" <:what:382980756139409409>

so we're supposed to believe anything he says

hurr

reddit is jizzing its pants over it tho

"this convicted liar has said definitely legit things about trump"

someone pointing out that this helps trump get downvoted into oblivion