i cant take it back

You don’t just tell a man to do that

Nobody deserves that

This is unnecessary

Literally crying rm

In sure VC must be very interesting

No one's saying shit

Get in here faggots

I only have a shitty iPhone mic so no. I won’t subject you to that.

the calendar is slowly rolling over

big shift

If I wasn’t with the fam, I’d come in and SAY THE N-WORD.

@Christopher I'm on phone, and people don't mind

Eh...maybe some other time. I expect a lot of background party noise and stuff from my end, so tonight’s not the best for that. Sorry, man.

^he writes as he sit alone in a shed

<:oof:494878589406150657>

but hol up

that actually sounds like a great time

>be alone
>have shed

I wish I were alone

^

I’d have peace and quiet

^^

ture

true

Volcel life ain't that bad

I’m pretty much volcel

I’ve got my own shit to focus on, and I don’t need to be distracted by something that is statistically bound to fail at my age (18).

i had all the recreational sex ill ever need in my 20s

wild oats sown

<:triggered:382980748115968000>

I'm actually his son

ill never fucc again til i meet wifey materia

Sex outside marriage bad

✝ <:NPC:500042735617703967>

<:pepeping:466401908811235329> 🙏 ✝ 🙏 <:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

Antidepressants fucked my libido and I’ve never really gotten it back, so I’m impervious to the temptations of thottery

<:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832> ✝ <:GWslippyPeepoHugged:407618441017688064>

Can you be a Volcel and not be a virgin?

you have to be not a virgin

Yes

I'm afraid no fap never fucked my hormones

otherwise youre just a faggotass virgin <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

<:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

I’m a volcel and not a virgin. Thanks, Catholic school pastor.

I was a VolCel for last year

Jk

It was my uncle

Ok then I've the I've been volcel for work reasons

you wot

i coined this term and niggas on this server thought i was dumb and redundant

Okay, you guys got me

It was my older brother

now its hot shit

trendsetter boys

@M4Gunner I've seen it on 4 Chan for years

*bounces shell*

can we please not talk about rape for once

I was VolCel before I even met you nigga

Yes or no. Were you diddled and we will leave it at that

Yes, you’re right. The time for talking is over. We must take action.

No, I wasn’t. Just a joke.

Want to be?

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

You missed the chance

I’m 18 now

How is hugless only +1

why listen to this smut when i could have a conversation with Jesus instead

I can facilitate such a conversation *loads gun*

Who the fuck has never gotten a hug?

<:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832>

Some very sad people

From a girl outside family

Only 28, wow

Probably the school shooter types

Some very people

I remember scoring 33

15

I could be 32 cause I think I might have some form of autism (and been told by multiple people, not just jokingly) but whatever

Over 5000

Virgin, 5’7”, and I literally just started playing ESO yesterday

**Johnathan Foster#7565** was cleansed from the server.

Ouch

<:oof:494878589406150657>

I would’ve been a 40+ about 5 months ago

But hey didn't loose my virginity till I was 20

So I wouldn't worry bout it

Honestly, that sounds about normal

@M4Gunner

Armato

What do you think of solar

takes 37 years to pay itself off and by then its broken

I did read a study that the average age for someone's first time is rising

and i want it yes on my roof

@M4Gunner but imagine not being reliant oil from other countries

absolutely

And even better

any truly powerful alt energy source would be groundbreaking

its all crap tho lol

Not being reliant on a centralised energy system

Algae might be workable in the future

ima still put them faggots on my roof to power my i7

I like Elon’s idea of home batteries

But having local generators for every house/block

@Christopher electrical batteries are absolute shit

18650 boii

Call me paranoid, but I’m actually worried about power companies refusing service based on political reasons

Give it like 10 years at this rate imo

Just

🌜






🏚 <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

pepes cant have any lights

So I’m all for the decentralization of energy

Heat up a block of silicon during the day with a bunch of motorized mirrora

Pepes are the lights

And at night run a sterling engine on that block

Fuck solar panels

“Just build your own power grid, bigot.”

I would do that

Done

youre not going to find an argument from me against moving my power spending out of a monthly bill lol

https://www.stripes.com/news/europe/army-unit-in-europe-rescinds-unusually-specific-order-banning-sex-and-cuddling-1.562272

NO CUDDLING

Oof

thats not sexual unless it gives you a boner

so it is basically

is it co-ed?

Yes

girls out

no sex

these men need to fight, they need that cum swimming in their brain to bring the animal rage out

Soldiers don't *Cuddle* <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

TBH, rage filled soldiers are what I *don't* want

fine

If you want to abide by orders, then you need to think clearly

No

We ban sex and say it’s open season on ISIS ass

yes but be too jacked up to see the horror of their actions

Go get ‘em, boys!

do you want goat aids, because that's how you get goat aids

Iraq out with your cocks out

ok im just taking the piss

DRINK 3: BEGIN!!!

i had one beer and half a glass of brandy
i just poured a full glass

I've already explained the economic and sociological benefits of marriage with my friend.

👌🏼

Lol

Maybe don't propose while drunk

^

I'm all like "I can't find a girlfriend, you can't keep a boyfriend, and we've been friends for 10 years. What's the worst that can happen?"

you must be the 2 worst people for each other imaginable then 🤣

oof

get em tho

I have a feeling this is gonna get weird

dont overdo it Fitzy

hell remember in the morning she wont

@AlanPowell lol no

This is like try number 4

better be

youve had plenty of time

Is there a link to Athens please?

haha

one drunken mistake and she could be stuck with you and a baby for life

i havnt been able to find one

We've got a lost brother in General

is it sin to cast anchor?

wait what?

did you mean Aspen

are you related to this girl?

Anyone with an Athens link?

As in, Aspergersthen

no i cant make a link from there

isnt there a youtube ad for it on thinkery

guy sounds like a radio host

im in from way back

me and carl go way back <:ohsargon:451135765368274954>

i don't have it anymore but i'll try to find it

No one?

He's trying to meet a friend

@M4Gunner he shaked Sargon's cock

@Fitzydog who is it?

thats something gay that you obviously thought up

@meratrix Just a straggler who want's to meet a girl in Athens

You sent pics

wait shit, you can’t create invites to Athens.

no spoilers from your slashfic plz @Ondsinet

rip him

😱

watch the breathing in the mic @Sgordon55

@Fitzydog I think the only way to get in now is to donate.

what u guys doin in there

breathin on each other?

Sargon's expanded undiverse

ghost post

i found the link, just sent it to fitzy

<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

now gotta wait to see if that one works still

literally sargoy now

unsubscribed

7VuzK9V

gotta put that discord gg thing before that

You unsubscribed from Sargon, for what @AlanPowell ?

its a joke

I unsubscribed cause they banned me

Oh. Okay. Sorry.

i was never subscribed haha

I'm a top user here, and a banned user there. Fuck 'em

and now he wants back in

Fitzy, you're banned on his YT?

its best to be diplomatic across servers

why you keep getting banned? @Fitzydog

idk? lol

talking about the JQ too much?

idk, I was too AnCap I guess

any regrets?

@SarahCorriher Your man friend is in VC

That sounds weird. Erm, thanks.

I have so many...

stop exhaling into the mic so loud @Sgordon55

a friend

haha

It's so quiet tonight.

I guess everyone is doing New Years.

what you dont want to talk anymore? @Fitzydog

Oh you want to now?

Asswipe

lol

how are you Sarah

I got the feeling that you two were just breathing at each other.

Doing pretty well thanks. You?

haha

not bad

what channel did you want to add?

My own. I thought people in here might enjoy the videos.

https://www.youtube.com/SarahCorriher

@AlanPowell I'm on now

it'll be a bit actually

i was just pulling your leg

oh you cocksucker

so is this some kind of advertising push? @SarahCorriher

I'll just watch InfoWars

making the rounds

Not making any rounds. Just saw the section tonight. Hadn't noticed it before.

<:GWjiangoNegaLUL:402866531802939398>

Sure

It's New Year's, so you can't bash my shameless self-promotion

Pretty sure that's a rule.

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