hey, I'm an internet angry ppl

you're succeeding

Talking about music and @Aphotic this seems rather fitting song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s3fMaBdWD8

no ur a turtle ^^

Do you even have a high school diploma?

oh shit u right

As an angry internet people I feel offended by this assertion that I'm an angry internet people

I'm an internet snapping turtle

as i said, no. i left school to work to be able to eat. i learned english myself.

Spain is fake and gay

<:NPC:500042735617703967>

cool

@teme nice song.

lol

there are other options

Yeah, then you’re just gonna be a benefit leech, whether you want to or not. You’re not gonna get hired without a HS diploma, especially if you’re from a foreign country as well. Your only option would be working illegally, and that obviously just hurts the nation you move to.

i am here to get advice .... feel free to share ur opinions

Would you like to make Iran great again?

or are you going to cut and run

Pussies cut and run

@Christopher Not necessarily, the Syrian refugee integration programmes in Germany are very effective. Within several years they are able to speak basic German and are given courses on certain jobs and are hired

thats for the 70million ppl who live here to decide.....and in the 40years i hvnt seen them budge for no cruelty and horror they faces, so i can just change and help myself for now at least........

29. No HS diploma. Gamer and musician. Is he the refugee rocket scientist come to enrich us that we always hear about?

what is your living situation right now @Aphotic? do you have a job, somewhere to live, food to eat, etc?

Would you join IDF?

You can easily get state funded language classes and training to get a job

You could try defecting to Israel?

fight with the IDF

get to play with irl deagles

Honestly, follow the government propaganda. be a good muslim. If you have been sent to prison once, then that might be enough for some country to take you in, but you'd need to do the asylum paperwork yourself.

“State-funded” Yeah no, he can fuck right off then. “I’ve come to get taxpayer dollars and benefits to educate me on your dime so I can undercut your wages and take your jobs.”

So you complain that they don't integrate, and then when they do you complain that it costs too much?

You have to follow the law to get into the west, and if you don't, you'll ruin your chances of ever getting here.

@turtwig
i live with my father and little brother in the sixth floor in an 50meter aprtment i eat waht we can afford like bean cans eggs potatos meat 1 time every 2 weeks....

my last job(13months ago) was in the capital(Tehran) airport as a coordinator ....u know when planes lands i have to talk to the pilot direct him to the parking spot ask him if his ok and needs refueling and tell hi mto put the plan in park and hold the breaks, ill gt a steps in and open the door let off the passengers .........etc

You have ATC skills?

Air traffic controller is a well payed job

You play games and watch videos on YouTube. Your situation is not as desperate as you make it seem.

And you’re a musician, even.

<:thronk:441701565607444482> asylum for the poor

oh jesus still going on

@Christopher if u want to understand things u need to change ur perspectives.............if i was not desperate i would not came here to talk to random strangers that i knew id get shit for it most likely..

i am sure u have no idea where iran even is

so first thing you need to do is get any shitty job you can possibly find, get some money together and do night classes to get some kind of recognised qualification so that you can get a less shitty job, rinse and repeat until you can afford to gtfo of Iran and not be a burden to whatever country you move to

^ That’s a good idea

^^ this

You speak English fairly well so English classes don't seem necessary, perhaps German or French would be in handy

Damn, we all agreed for once. Good job for bringing us together, turtle-friend

<:boomer:514203388704063489> 🐢

turtle i have been doing that all my life
working
saving up
u know how much they paid me for 5days a week , 14 hours days/night shift in the airport? 350$( i am calculating it to $ so u get the point)
my apartment rent is 250$ i have to pay for food and commute ............what is left for me....and that was a GOOD paying job.......

the only way u can get rich here is to be be in cahoots with the government

Henlo bothers

music might be important to you but it's not worth risking your life for, if you get the rest of your life in order maybe in 10 years you can be a full time musician again. if you think it is worth dying for, martyr time I guess

Wanna talk about the CONSTITUTION

Then work for longer and stop gaming and watching YouTube videos.

i am 29yo .....in 10 years i dont even care if i am alive X)

...

Thats actually kinda sad...

Get a second job

Time for a Pussy Riot

@Aphotic nihilism is dank

like who cares about a 40year old fart on the stage .

Slonk some w33d and die like a soyboy

are you joking lol

what if you start posting some songs online? put a link to patreon (or patreon alternative). Maybe you're good enough someone will pay you.

@JohnStrasser u have no idea how fucked and under pressure we are......

i can link

u my album here

the average age of metal bands is probably late 60s at this point

wait

You do realize there’s no chance in hell you’d be getting hired in the nations you’re looking to move to with your current education and qualifications? You’re going to be a welfare leech, and I think you know it.

Hit the gym, find a gf and life starts to look better

paypal has blocked iran by ip and no international banks work here
so yeah couldnt make a dime from album

Bitcoin?

its sketchy, but at least its not falling like it was before.

<#485861475462807562> ill post it in here now as @Durtle02 adviced me

<:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

<:GWcmeisterPeepoHug:403295305132408832> 🍿

Like everyone else said. Work harder in Iran. Get an education. Then move to a country so you’re not a burden on them.

>musician
>expecting anything other than a life of disappointment and regret
Pick one

As a musician I endorse this satement

metal isnt really hot right now

can you rap?

can you make technoes

*mumble rap* so hot right now

G
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they started from their early turtle
they shined and practiced
u think they just jumped on stage in their 60s xD ?

what actually is that

You don’t even have a high school education. You’re 29. You’re a foreigner. You haven’t worked in over a year. Your real aspiration is to make music. You’re not gonna be contributing to the nation you’re going to, and I think you know that.

*polished

get a GED

like Gunner did when he was 25 <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

@Christopher be my lawyer . ur good.

Begome bagan

@M4Gunner M4DropOut

Overdose on Fentanyl @Aphotic that will sell many records

i was kicked

Bagang gang gang

im no quitter

@Mee6 ``404: Sargreon not found``
https://www.subscribestar.com/sargon

<:oof:494878589406150657>

Be saying I’m good, did you subtly admit that I’m actually correct in my assessment?

did someone finally gut the bot?

@Christopher you'r old news. buddy.

I'm looking to donate to sargon on patrion

How do

Pls help

🤦🏼

Uh...what?

@JohnStrasser
https://www.subscribestar.com/sargon

pat banned him
u have to donate him directly from his site i think

×your*

Did you admit I was right and then...get mad at me for pointing that out?

Does he accept non fiat currency

@M4Gunner

!patreon

@Ondsinet

Gold bars and bitcoin

@Mee6 ``404: Sargreon not found``
https://www.subscribestar.com/sargon

@Ondsinet lol

Does he accept bitconnect?

i am not mad i am just meh
ur idea is just a thing a person form 60s would say to his kid
but dsnt know that his kid is trapped in a match box.

the bot just deleted its post and thenreposted

Didn't he make fun of Spencer for getting banned from everything?

Ironic

i have been working very hard to keep patching the bot manually

@Aphotic Yes, because that's the truth

@JohnStrasser https://tuttoscemo.com//wp-content/uploads/2017/01/mastro-linda.gif

@Aphotic in America we are all responsible for our own destiny

Watch moar Jordan Peterson

@JohnStrasser you Tankie fuck

<:cleanyourroom:429612328192049152>

Go worship Stalin somewhere else

@DanConway I don't drive a tank

I worship the one true God

@JohnStrasser u a trot?

“You won’t be contributing to the country you move to, and you know that.”
“You should be my lawyer. You’re good.”
“So you admit my assessment is correct?”
“YoUr oLd NeWs bUdDy”

its ok just state some truths here...........i am used to ppl not giving a crap.
i have worked in 13 places over the years
there is no way for me to SAVE money
when i get paid less than i have to pay my rent & bills

anyhow if anyone had ideas about migration cases from people who are being persecuted by their government that cares not about human rights........plz do msg me.

@M4Gunner lol no

I'm being slandered

he wants a ice pick

This isn't very liberal

Anyways, this has been fun, but I’ve got stuff to do. Peace for now, lol.

@Ondsinet how dare you invoke the bot

@DanConway easy with the threats of violence

This is not a democracy

!maga

:regional_indicator_m: :a: :regional_indicator_g: :a:

https://imgur.com/a/S4g9a

💦 💦 💦

Can someone let me poast pics

no

no

I wanna roast this guy

He's mad

greyfags have no rights here <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

no

Fucking lurk more faggot

>read the rules

Gonna make him roastbeef

commies get the heli here

<#372509090284568577>

🚁

Woah I thought we were not racist or homophobic here

kek

I thought this was a Christian server

this is

You really DO need to lurkmore

<:GWcmeisterPeepoLove:403295311189245952> ✝

🙏🏿

🙏

\*ahem*

🙏🏼

Paul are u black

I have dank memes my fellow baste magapedes

Fitzy that white skintone is racist

There will be NO DIGITIAL BLACKFACE IN THIS SERVER

^

🤦🏿

I like this guy

He's a good guy

Probably celebrated Christmas

Piss off

With his family

🤡 hi i am blak men

Hello boys I'm a fabulous based faggot for trump

Any hot tops here? Looking for the bug

thats gay

Hey guy!

Oh, you want bakeon then

You guys haven't been donating enough https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall

Don't worry we were just having a conversation about inclusion

@teme donate to my HIV treatment fund pls

@teme sounds like a fucking retarded idea

@teme yeah sounds dumb guy

>donate money to government

Do you have hepatitis as well?

@Fitzydog do you really think (((he))) is a top

>expect anything other than that money going to gibs

who

what

why so many grays again

ptsd

I can give you anything you want <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506> @DanConway

@M4Gunner THATS ANTISEMITIC

Just say "praise satan I love boipucci" & I'll give you the mystery disease

@M4Gunner <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

I hunger

PRAISE SATAN I LOVE BOIPUCCI

Woah

Now whats the mystery disease?

🅱️

I hope its cancer

@Koba will you roleplay as trotski? While i play the ICE pICK?

There's 100-120 guys here and they all want that boipucci

@DanConway hot

@DanConway mmmmmmm that's my fetish

Ice pick right up the bunghole

@JohnStrasser <:fake_news:430430057060630529>

no debenersy

Kinky!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372824180485521408/528766274444984341/unknown.png

Fucking HOT

STICK IT IN ME I NEED IT

thats not very Christian

well this is not what i expected

Ice Pick in the butthole is the best way to spend an evening.

How do I upload my dank maymays?

you don'

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lets not turn this board into something i wouldnt want my family to see me typing on

stop

*don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpeo6HJe4FY

We dont have a maymay channel?

memes are not allowed

Ohh, so you are alt-faggots

by you

MEEMS NOT ALOUD

Fucj

I have some spicy ones

<:ohsargon:451135765368274954> 🐶

@Koba you are not allowed

I think he's a regular faggot

we have meme channel

but

like

you need to get level 8 first

not 4 u

@JohnStrasser be nice bb this is a Christian server

@Den Röda Smurfen hello alien