To be fair I know tons of conservative narcissists too.

sure you do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gx0gpDhHsM

nigga what

Yeah? I mean, is this really that surprising?

It's not

hence why I said nigga what

instead of

WHAT THE F

(no fuck cause I'm family friendly)

hmm, carry on

slugma balls

Another suppository red pill for Tim

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sister's fiance kept making me whiskey and coke

I've had enough caffeine to not sleep for a week

rip <:boomer:514203388704063489>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3L6IUm6bQs&feature=youtu.be

NO ANIME ALLOWED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Fire with Fire my dude

hey guys

happy non denominational December vacation

Fucking leaf

@Angus Fuck off heathen

This is a Christian server

The granny thot at our dinner wants my D

<:what:382980756139409409>

@Fitzydog Who are you to deny her. She’s earned the right have to have whosever D she wants.

👌

lol

I was hoping Gaijin would give me a free Abrams tank this year

You wish faggot

olo

🤛 😡 🤜
🕹 🕹

HAHAHA that looks ridicolous

its okay i dont actually rage at games

<@&413419939307847705>

Fucking crooked kike

NO not my 4reskin

I'm coming for it

no jew

just because you have a mutilated penis doesnt mean i should

blame your jew parents

@Werlf it's "your" you illiterate fuck

@galesteppes do you really think I made that

@M4Gunner all or none son

Better stockpile that ammo

Nah you probably stole it from a good Palestinian child @Werlf

yes

Newsflash from the dinner party: The Wizard of Oz is next to be banned, because the cowardly lion calls himself a "Dandy-lion", implying that gay people are pussies

☀ <:think_hitlerdidnothingwrong:378717099952177162>
🌊 🛥 🌊
<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

@Fitzydog wot

@Fitzydog Is this real

gays can't have any courage <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Yeah, that's the topic of conversation lol

That's gay af

It's possible though

Also, it shows that normies are talking about this sjw nonsense

I'm no pussy I'm lion *rawr*

@M4Gunner I don't get that emoji fest

@Fitzydog redpill them

Then the Only one thats gonna be left from oz is that metal guy

I already got black pilled and back sucka

They already are haha

Cause nobody got a brain

@EmEm wtf did you write

I'm not a gnelf

I fixed it

But he is problematic too

He says you need to have a brain

Oh right

Shit

the tinman needs a heart not a brain

@EmEm how's it feel to suck dick in the cold

Dunno

Havent done it in a while, you never come

I don't live in the northern caliphate tho

begone, e-girl

Google is being of sperg

you intercepted an alien transmission

You're all white niggers.

Every single one of you.

@Fitzydog I dare you to call your family a bunch of white niggers

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

It is time my brothers

@Fitzydog I suppose it's inevitable, since I'm almost half Irish

I'm full Irish.

I guess we *are* white niggers

fucking white niggers

The other half of me is Hispanic

So I'm double Anglo-screwed

@Fitzydog so why *aren't* you a papist?

Long story

If there's anything a HWITE man hates more than a nigger, it's a white nigger

My grandmother was catholic, my grandfather was Methodist.

I think the male lineage of my family is methodist going back 200 years, tbh

@Fitzydog atta boy

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whatup starch niggas

<:GWfroggyPeepoHug:402866877598007298> 🥔

I just saw CGI Ninja Turtles in a commercial for Honda cars

*Hey, what's in this drink?*

Mornin fellas

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46683088

My sister in Law has a dress that looks like Python skin EEWWWWWWWWWWW

🤢

lol

call it ugly

and get your ass beat <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

happy mad rush to the supermarket to buy milk and bread even though you bought 16 pints of milk and three loaves of bread 2 days ago on the last panic shopping day

day

merry mellandag

My present to GodDaughter went well 👌🏿

was it a lecture about not dressing like a thot?

No it was a packet of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iEB8bfP7wE

the fuck is this

it was on TV yesterday

why

Christmas Number 1

(I hid some money in a card)

Fuck if I know what to buy her

***w h y***

cus it's for Charity 🤷🏿

I got 60 quid off my parents I might buy Smash for the switch

my dad and his mate want to go in for the 3d printer with me so I don't need as much capital for that now lol

and cus we built this Brexit on SAUAGE ROLLLSSSSSSSSSSS

<:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

noice, if you can sell stuff to pay it off 😄

In true Broo Fashion, she has to show me what she's spends the money on. 😄

I'm expecting a very expensive handbag 🤦🏿

very expensive

be my godfather too pls

Why not 🤷🏿

https://old.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/a9lb4x/dad_gets_adoption_papers_from_someone_he_raised/

Top of Reddit

I'll email that to GD, my Bday is in May 😄

that comment thread

is way better than the video itself

lolo

my stepdad knows he is my dad he doesn't need adoption papers and a big gay cry to confirm it

haha

say that to his face

no because then we'll have a big gay cry about it

https://screenshots.firefox.com/qtU2g7j6hvFRY6q8/old.reddit.com

Sons are EZ mode. Daughters are Nightmare Mode.

Change My Mind

😄

I think that's because boys are naturally inclined to be bros and girls are naturally inclined to be thots

SCIENCE <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Mines still a Princess. NO THOTTING

NO!

you gotta work it out of them by teaching them morality and shit

She's got a good head on her shoulders.

Might even have to push her out the nest a bit even cus she's well aware her Mam got Prego at 14

lol wups

She can Maths 👍🏿

Teachers I've talked to,both male and female, agree that a class of only girls is much much worse than a class of only boys

And this is from an era before metoo

Victorian Boys schools and Girls schools

Or at the very least separate entrances

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

They can do this one year

I'm sitting at a table with my cousins

One of them went to Africa to help kid nibbers

One throws water and soap on immigrants because 'they are dirty niggers'

haha

that sounds like so much fun

And they both girls

<:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

HHHNNNNGGGGGGG

One has Africa tattooed on her neck

But she's hard working and all that

The other one is full on thot

<:triggered:382980748115968000>

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The other one has a shirt that says
```Life is a matter of
BLACK
and
WHITE```

<:think_hang:378717098903470080>

I LOVE IT

my fam are not this interesting 😄

<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088> <:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088> <:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

I'm just going to

Grab connect four and get them to play

Shout "Salvini" and then run away

No need

He's on tv

KEK

homondsinet

https://twitter.com/V_of_Europe/status/1077902943268077569

Oof

been at turtwife's parents for 30 seconds

her brother is already doing Fortnite dances

kill me now

Hahaha

<:boomer:514203388704063489> <:boomer:514203388704063489> <:boomer:514203388704063489> <:boomer:514203388704063489> <:boomer:514203388704063489>

How old is he

Bahaha

Went to my friends Christmas party. The project manager was doing that just for the sake of embarrassing his daughter

10 i think

Wait

Turtwife brother is 10?

Oh, this is different

yeah

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well in current year the good and the bad guy have change places

@turtwig

<:GWfroggyMonkaChrist:398950551422894080>

@Ondsinet double kill me

@turtwig

🐢 🔫 <:GWjianWut:402867992930680833>

Oh wait

Just managed to beat all the cousins at mario kart Wii 150 despite not having played it in 4 years

Waluigi and wario bike ftw

Hellllo

Hoy

How you doin

Gr8 m8

8/8

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🤠

her brother got some obscenely expensive wireless turtlebeach headset

🐢 ⛱

and was having a bitch fit because somehow he unpaired them from the base station

and couldn't figure out how to fix

LeL

I just wired up just dance for the grills

👯 💃

@Ondsinet @turtwig <:boomer:514203388704063489> 🐢

Haha yas

Hi b

b

cd

d

Awesome

<:thonkeng:407932593183522816>

Is that real

Yes

He did a collaboration with kraken

He had a video

https://youtu.be/lE97ee-MmN8

I think it's this one

Excellent

Yaaas

Shut up nerd

Forgot to mention since I was 5 I've set this up every Christmas. Thought the trains nibbas would like this

I have the full set this is just the engine

very cool

is that a black person in the background?

I have the same table

Nerd

@AlanPowell bags of coffee