nice

cant shoot them their heads are way to hard

an uncle did that once and got small bits of lead in his leg for his effort

Yeah, we had to deal with a few raccoons that way

Oh, you gotta go for the back of the head, you can get the spine or up into the brain where the bone is thinner

Or the eye, if you prefer

People have a spot on the back of the head that can deflect 9mm sometimes in executions

hey you want to pin a badger that long to line the shot up perfectly be my guest

Yeah, pretty much

I'll settle for my 1cm x 1cm 9mm-proof skull place

Makes me feel nice and strong

sucks dont like killing stuff but ths guy was costing us about 1k a month in repairs

yeesh

Yeah, the raccoons we had to deal with broke a window to get into the attic, so they had to go

Them getting mad at us when we came home late was the last straw

it waslike he was activly trying to mess with us he was digging out posts out of the ground, he took out 6 in 1 night once

weird

Well, they do burrow a lot

Maybe they messed with his grand tunnel plan somehow?

when you got 20k-80k valued horses in a paddok you just cant afford that type of damage

oh no his home was like a good 70-80 meters away form the fence line he kept digging up

My friend tried killing a problem raccoon at a campsite we had, and that thing just would not die, felt pretty bad. he beat its head with the back of an axe, and we thought it was dead, but then it got up and climbed up a tree, fell out of the tree about 50 feet, and was still alive so he had to hit it again. It was pretty bad

Clearly he was planning to dig under your house to make it fall into the center of the earth

The fence posts were just in his way

@Deleted User Yeah, you really gotta do more than yoy think you'd need with them

yeah those things are tough i remember killing one with my brother he put 14 hollow point rounds into the thing and it bled to death in the tree it got into. we could hear it dripping but couldnot find it in the night.

eugh

Overkill is always the best bet

Lop off the head or remove 50% of it

we really didnt want to kill it, but it was sick or something, and kept trying to get into the shelter we constructed. better safe than sorry

Yeah, don't trust them

They can be persistent, but they usually know when to give up

the one he killed was getting into our BBQ

Also don't breath their shit fumes, they can have parasites

like into the bbq

I see no issue with that

Just turn it on

im sure they neibours would have no problem with us roasting it alive -.-

never heard of the shit fumes thing, good to know

oh yeah coons are dangerous af, almost every part can kill you

from rabies to the shit to there fur oil

It's some sort of airborne parasite that spends part of it's life cycle in the digestive track

Fur oil?

^

OIL

OIIILLLLLL

USA USA USA

rabies scares the shit out of me

Yeah, not a fan

I heard some squirrels out west of the Rockies have the plague

You know, the really bad one

like the actual plague, from olden times?

YUP

yeah the oil there skin secretes to keep them water ressitant is poisionus as say posionus as eating raw rhubarb

http://kdvr.com/2015/07/25/squirrel-in-golden-tests-positive-for-bubonic-plague/

apparently people still die of that, it's very low numbers though

meh like 98% of white people are allready immue

@flyingfoxel yeesh

and that's all that matters

Waaaaiiiit a second

Is this a solution for all our problems?

just took what hunderds of milllions of us to die XD

lol

Honestly

Just "A POX UPON THEE BROWN PEOPLE"

the plague is small hat compared to rabies

Well, nowdays

We can cure the plague

like, easily

did we just save western culture?

Rabies just straight up kills you

not so any more !

Like 3 people survived it

we have infact found a way to beat it

kinda

1 person

siiiiick

There's been others afaik

but it's not perfect

Probably did some permanent damage to his brain though

beat rabies?

her, if you're talking about the milwaukee thing

yeah

a few years back some girl got rabies and they cut the path to here brian

whaaaat

illfind the arcticle it's craaaaazy

She's not retarded or anything, just has a lot of motor function issues.

That's... ok I guess?

i only know of 1 person that beat it, and it was like a high school girl

fail

yeah that is the one i read about

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/california-girl-us-survive-rabies/story?id=13830407

three people survived in the US

About 10 total

Milwaukee protocol girl was the first about 20 years ago

hey were were bound to form an immunity to it eventulay

it's crazy your body does actualy fight back

it;s the actions your body takes trying to beat it is what causes all the problems

Yeah, still hard to survive a thing that melts your brain before it can develop an immunity

Eugh

it doesn't melt your brain

your t cells attack the membrains of your brain in an effeort to kill the virus

my king in crusader kings 2 was immortal

fucking dumbass t cells

and gotrabies

its like you body tring to fight a cancer but endup attacking it's self

having rabies for hundreds of years, sounds fun

i found out last year im immune to tetanus

which is kinda cool

how did you find that out?

they were doing blood work after and found out i had tetanus

with no symptoms

cool

tetanus is like a shitty version of rabies

yep

it's unlikely to kill you but it can fuck you up

lockjaw is no joke

my gene are like meh,

Well, you can be a carrier of diseases without suffering from them

is that the one that give lockjaw?

Yeah

yes it is

Like how rats and fleas don't give a shit about the plague

something similar happened to me
not tetanus though, but I remember seeing the - on my blood report and I'm like wait waaaaaat so I went back into the office to ask him wtf it was asbout

Is tetanus something you can spread?

probably

Cool

i know you can get it from stepping on rusty nail

iirc

Really it has to be a rusty nail in *dirt*

It's mostly dirt that gives it to you

cutting your foot then walking in dirt after rain is about the best way to get it.

That's specific

Which is why few people get it

I always thought it was from the metal itself

good to know

nah

It's the dirt

yeah same

Laaaame

the metal just is what famously cuts your foot

na it can survive in rust for about 6 monthes though

Metal-based diseases sound so much cooler

Oh, wow.

That's impressive

the spores are what get ya

Did not know bacteria did spores

I am displeased

@Reaps are you gonna tell us what it was?

If I can find the paperwork, yes

I get bloodwork done roughly once a year

covering as many things as I can

oh okay

was it an std?

anyhow they had me on .. metronidazole i think for like 4 months

so i think that means i might have been contagious not sure.

how is it transmitted from person to person?

i would immagen any way things like tb or hep c are

not sure i was jsut told to take the meds and complied

If I'm reading this right, looks like I am immune to Hep B

not quite as exciting as being immune to tetanus I guess

hep b... wouldn;t that make you hella important

I'll tell myself that to improve my self-esteem

Pretty sure they have vaccines for it anyway, surely

https://www.hepatitisaustralia.com/hepatitis-b-facts/

`Global Shortage of Hepatitis B Vaccine`

*I A M T H E C H O S E N O N E*

yeh but i think for people who get it the only way to get saved is injections of antibodies from people who are allready immune

$$$$$$$

a guy who married my cousin got one of the heps and that how they saved him

nvm hep c is the one im thinking of

got it from your cousin?

no got it on a beach in france

lol

it's always the french

on a beach, yeah right

was there an orgy on the beach or just a sand crab crawled into his shorts?

na cut his foot on a beach and got hep c not joking thats actualy a thing

disgusting

your cousin fell for that?

Everything must be cleansed in fire

Especially that guy

So many viruses seem to like hanging out in the liver <:think_cartoon:378717098618388491>

I hope he got it from some other girl and not the beach, that's more horrifying

from what the doctors told him it happens out there from people sweating on the beach.

ew

dude, no

you need like direct blood to blood contact

I thought it did most fluids

aperntly not

or dick to pussy contact

yeah, and apparently virgin birth is a thing cus mary said so

there is this thing called lying that people do sometimes... you might want to look into it

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-hepatitis-b/sweat-may-spread-hepatitis-b-virus-idUSCOL17390520070301

`The virus is spread by contact with contaminated blood; for example, from sharing needles or from unsterile tattoo equipment.
Most people have no symptoms. Those who do develop symptoms may have fatigue, nausea, loss of appetite and yellowing of the eyes and skin.

Hepatitis C is treated with antiviral medication. In some people, newer medicines can eradicate the virus.`

Not the right hep, but still

okay, that's between wrestlers

Maybe when he said he got it from some French beach

you just misheard him when he said 'beach'

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

The estimated risk for infection after a needlestick injury or cut exposure to HCV-infected blood is approximately 1.8%.

so maybe he was just wrestling with a sweaty person on a french beach

imma go with arch on this one

he;s right on hep c being blood to blood

Maybe he stepped on a needle?

maybe he fucked a skank

Not trying to make excuses, just want to think diseases are harder to get

he fucked a beach, dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZLBY3lYtsQ

Please let me continue to think that

ohhh wow ok im done reasareching hep c soo glad i never been to a dentist in 10 years

YUP

you can get it from a dentist who worked on a previous patient, and as it's one of those things people dont have symptoms for years

All that tainted blood

Diseased persons should be sent to colonize dangerous lands

you could get it from a surgeon who worked on a previous patient too

no

Just try to go to a dentist who doesn't look like this

they have procedures for that though

because a surgan get new tools every job

like disposable gloves

dentists clean theirs

and sterlizing

right, and by cleaning they clean the hep away

I'd rather just dispose of the surgeon and patient

mistakes happen i got 3 doctors in the famliy, theres a reason even vets do not clean scalpels

Get rid of all the risk

XD

Or have hep+ surgeons work only on hep+ patients

things that go in the body should always then go in the trash

mistakes do happen, I'm just saying, I think you are at greater risk of getting gingivitis that hepatitis

just wipe it down with a damp paper towel, you'll be alright

Yeah, but I can floss that away

nope i take care of my teeth

you still need a deep cleaning every year or two

thats a lie,

no it isn't

It helps.

Some people with softer enamel REALLY need it

totaly is i know how polishing works. that givein one hel of a surface area to bacteria,

that is just a scheme concocted by slimy vicious jew dentists to keep business up

#Teeth-Debate-Channel

dentists are scientologists not jews

Take it to #orthodontia, guys

is that a jew emogi?

sargoy

XD

maybe some peopel need dentists but my teeth are way better then every other person in my immeidete family im the only one not to vist the dentist.

No gum issues?

nope