@starrfoxx123 cool cool, have fun if you do a CAT scan, its loud af

dang son

you'll get a nice payout tho for that amount of damage I guess

Do you have to do physical therapy?

Well at the moment we don’t know what the hell has happened

I’ve had a x-Ray that showed swelling

were you in another car

We knew that

or just hit on the sidewalk

No I was on my bike

that does not look like a normal knee

Yeah as I said the x Ray told us what we already knew

your fault or car's fault?

It was the car drivers fault

and you said you lived in England right?

cha-ching <:sargoy:382978736053551104>

They got distracted by another driver doing a poor manoeuvre

Drove into me as I was crossing over the road to go to the other cycle path

Yeah I am in the U.K.

I don’t need to worry about money mate I’m a Jew <:sargoy:382978736053551104>

@turtwig

lol but surely the prospect of screwing the dude's insurance company out of tons of money gives you at least a semi

No I’ll leave the police to do that for me

The codeine is way more enjoyable

mmh, opiates

only codeine? psh

that looks like tramadol damage to me m8

Well I don’t exactly need diamorphine right now

you don't seem very Jewish for a jew

Met what’s happens when a Jew is brought up around the Royal Navy

I had diamorphine when I smashed my face in another accident

oy vey

red name bad <:NPC:500042735617703967>

shut up npc before I oppress some more

@starrfoxx123 wait, you walked over the road?

No I was cycling across to the cycle path on the green walking light

Meaning they failed to notice the red driving light which meant they crashed into me

ahhh, we dont have that here

we need to dismount and walk over

in Swedistan

my roast looking noice

We have loads of cycle tracks around here so you press the button wait and set off all in one

also holy fuck nearly had a catastrophe there

kek

the oven has running tracks for the shelves

we have some of those in the middle of the city where i live but not in the outskirts

turtwife had rested the shelf on top of the runner

What it means is that I’m stuck in this bloody thing.

instead of sliding it in

Looks like yummy pork to me

she needs a slap

followed by 3 spanks

WHAT A FUCKING MEME

Youtube

so I pulled it out and the whole thing nearly collapsed

DONATE OFFENSIVE SUPERCHATS TO CHARITY

fml

'Charity' = Hillary Clintons Election Campaign

I mean that solution is better than YouTube stealing it

Not if it goes to Hillary

Bruh Ive been following sargon for a while now but that latest thinkery video thumbnail got me

if they give it to some orphanage or something that might be good

It'll be given to Planned Parenthood

lol

Basically to any organisation that actually needs money to function charities or also know as “executive money pits” don’t give much to the issue they are invested in

it will be given to organisation for reintegrating ISIS members into Swedish society

"mainstream" charities spend most of the donations they receive on operating costs for sure

help for heroes is a fucking disgrace

they only give money to high profile cases that will give them favourable press coverage

they should learn from Kotleba

donating 1488 euros directly to families

my dad was chairman for a local veterans charity and they were making a real change

and help for heroes tried to shaft them

????

https://echo24.cz/a/ivXbm/neonacisticka-symbolika-kotleba-venoval-1488-euro-handicapovanym

**superanchors#4481** was cleansed from the server.

Wait he's a race-mixer?

Lol how is he alt-right then

Watching Jim destroy himself is one of the more entertaining things that I have seen this year

t h a t s t h e j o k e

Ah

I z

Because all proud boys are alt right racist Nazis, duh

Just had a call from the police, the bloke has been charge with jumping a red @turtwig

Even tho that’s oxymoron, alt-right and a nazi

nigga

black wife doesn't mean he doesn't hate the jews lmao<:sargoy:382978736053551104>

race mixer <:NPC:500042735617703967>

we're all the human race bigot

Not the pint I was making but true

How autistic are you? lol

About this much<:NPC:500042735617703967>

someone needs to tell the proud boys they are dong the alt right thing kinda wrong

Nazism is national socialism would you class them as socialist

Right wing collectivism to be accurate

I personally think the NPC memes kind of stupid but that article had to have been written by an NPC

if it quack like a duck and walk like a duck it probably a duck

The Nazi party was fairly socialist though they did spread the wealth among the German people after taking it from the Jews

But when you get into the realm of trying to classifiy collectivism on the political spectrum, things get weird

I think the image of the left-right spectrum curving around so the two outside edges touch is fairly correct

Because of the end of the day extreme communism in extreme fascism achieve the same results for different reasons

The nazi party full name translates roughly to
“The National Socialist Peoples Workers Party”

@starrfoxx123 We know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGrNzs1tjM

XD

@Trebjonn I can't wait to see Styxs reaction to this

@Fitzydog You think he will cover this?

maybe, he does do a lot of occult stuff, and talks shit about pagans that "put hexes on people"

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 council estate booze

by the looks the hex have backfired hard it to that things face

wot?

@turtwig Couple fortys of old English?

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Some 3l bottles of White Cider

THERE IT IS

mate that'll kill you

YOU HAVE A SON

This isn't helping you're not a alco case

The best booze come in plastic bottles

WRONG

Is the drink blue

Or just the bottle

if the booze come in plastic bottles it to be used as windshield wiper fluid

just the bottle

Aww, I was hoping it was like Rumplemintz or whatever lol

shit is nasty

I wish I could have drinks right now

Turt post the ingredients 😄

it is surprisingly not terrible tasting

there are no ingredients lol

If you drink that for 3 days your gut explodes

like this is going to last 3 days

Homeless people drink that garbage

It's never even been close to an Apple

Good ol Mad Dog

Looks <:gay:382982146249326612>

I needed some "cooking dinner" booze and Iceland were sorely lacking in the quality booze department

Nah, that's gangster white trash shit lol

anyone seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46yRRHQUIE

You'll get through 1 and a half before you're black out drunk, and regretting everything the next day

sounds like the last time I participated in "red in the shed"

I drank 2 bottles of red wine

much regret

You ever do "Slap the Bag"?

As TurtKid I refuse to eat this

It looks wrong

It smells wrong

and my parents are wrong

Boiled cabbage 👌

@turtwig Disgusting

turtwife insisted

@turtwig Don't listen to them! Just sautee it up afterwards with a bit of butter and bacon

Oh dear

na no bacon

SACRILEGE

Any reason given for this invasion of purple?

roast pork

turwife better have a better taste in men than food

she couldn't decide between red or white cabbage

and I cba having an argument about cabbage so I just

grabbed the closest one

KEK

Good man

MAybe next time she'll have an opinion <:NPC:500042735617703967>

maybe

This is how to deal with women 101

they won't choose. Just pick one

IF it wrong, you get blamed and it's white from then on

If it's right noone gets credit and it's purple

🤷🏿

referring to mash as smashed potatoes

makes me sad

Who says that?

no

I always smash them with a hammer

<:pepe_sweat:378719424548569088>

Not gonna lie, I do actually like this new feature that Apple is using where they report your weekly screen time averages.

to your Mom

I actually don't know if it does that.

(it does)

That's actually not a bad thing.

Considering how many parents are dumb enough to give their kids smart phones.

and to your gf

Probably not a bad thing either lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx_zj2RReB0

na like fancy restaurants say "smashed potatoes" instead of "mashed potatoes"

like there is a difference

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When antifa comes to the UK, we're fucked

fucking upper class penises

AntiFA is already here

they mostly just stop Sargon meets tho

There's less that about 40 antifa members in the UK ngl

And even then, Sargon just goes and has them somewhere else lol.

I had a ticket to Sagon @ Scarborough

butr I didn't get to meet Carl! REEEEEEEEEE

@AsianMessiah Aren't you American?

So is anyone going to watch Jim's fucking chimpout today?

By birth-right yes, but I live in the UK

you need some flags 👍🏿

I wish everyone had them 😄

Was good on esreality.com back in the day

I thought that GB didn't even have a flag anymore.

I thought they were all considered hate speech.

only isis flags are ok in the UK now

Where's our Texas reps? I was promised RAIN for the Formula1

blazing fucking sunshine

Rain? In Texas? In October?

Friday and Saturday it rained

just burnt my hand fuck

n00b

drunk n00b

it's okay I'm drunk

^

It happens in tx

Is that Swede?

Tatties

potatoes obv

BrocTrees

SweetPotata

cabbage, broccoli, carrots, potatoes for mash and roast potatoes

FWIW, Texas can either have a shit ton of rain or extremely little of it depending on if it's el nino or la nina.

and in the Oven Fluffy Chicken

I forgot which one it is, so it might be the one where Texas gets extremely little rain.

the fuck

roast pork lad

fuck dem muzzos and joos

El Niño normally results in a lot of rain

There you go.

But that’s for California

Also, which part of Texas?

We had it a couple years ago, but got no rain

My sister was a fussy eater.

Would eat Chicken. SO

Beef = Brown Chicken
Pork = Fluffy Chicken

This shit works

It's several times larger than the UK

oh fuck this looks glorious

I forgot which one it is, but I did notice that when I was living there that for several years it would literally flood all over the place constantly, and in others that you'd have water mains bursting constantly lol.

The track COTA is Austin