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oh hey someone made sonicfox in soul calibur

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dp-ObzcV4AENpE8.jpg:large

https://youtu.be/TWhrECl6zOY this guy

He's the peak mortal combat X player and has a fuckton of victories in other games

and is currently roasting the DBFZ circuit

>mrw every cool thing TLJ wanted to do, the Clone Wars did better

basically, yeah

polygon have a huge hate boner on soul calibur as it give people freedom to do stupid shit in the character creation

I think that if you're going to direct something from a series, it's mandatory you spend a few weeks watching everything

you don't need to obsess and read every analysis

but at least watch everything made before you took the helm once or twice

you could use it to resolve plot threads from the shows, old movies, cool references

Or at least have people watch it for you and tell you what you can and can't do

Which, btw, they did for episode 8

And that smug cunt Rian ignored them all

one of my favourite old tungle.hell memes was

the book slapper

the guy who reads the novel the director is adapting and whacks the director if a change insults the source too much

Rick Riordran has never seen the percy jackson movies

and has apologized in an open letter to every fan who has

https://youtu.be/OyU8IIsFqjc

watch this for what I mean

man it makes me angry

I will when I have a chance

Never watched or read any Percy Jackson stuff, but from what I know it was pretty big

it was

I can absolutely relate to horrible film adaptations though

the first five books? a fantastic urban fantasy coming of age story.

Poor Eragon man, poor Eragon

The next five? Weirdness with trying to juggle new characters

the NEXT five? trying to be darker and edgier but not doing so hot

That book deserved a good adaptation and not that *shit* film it got

he also did spinoffs about egyptian and norse gods

here's a real stumble

the author wanted to do some diversity points, and figured norse mythology was the best place to try something.

Loki traditionally has no regards for gender as a concept, right?

Oh dear

So let's write a child of loki who's genderfluid, shapeshifts, and is a bit of a prick about it until she gets used to the crew from the previous novel

it could've been done really well, but instead it felt more like

AM TRANS. HEAR ME REEEE.

by book three she got better...

Anything remotely SJW is shit

no no hey, this is a guy who knows his real audience is kids growing up and he wanted to do some myth shit that made sense in lore and added at least one bit of LGBT to the trilogy,a nd it was pretty okay after the initial poor writing.

The harbinger of sentient artificial intelligence is the harbinger of the ant-christ. To strip humanity of its soul and leave it a husk to travel throughout time and space as a shadow of itself for all eternity.

It sounded like he'd read on trans people and hadn't actually talked to any?

you know what I mean?

https://img00.deviantart.net/8830/i/2016/338/2/2/magnus_chase_cast_by_potatoocat-daqkedr.jpg here's a shit drawing of the core cast of the nordic trilogy

a light elf who was born deaf, and as such was ostrasized from his entire realm
A dwarf who wants to make clothing instead of weaponry
Shape-shifting "what's a fucking gender" loki kid
*muslim valkyrie*
and our protagonist, the son of frey, god of summer.

this is the only art I could find of all of them

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

the official fanart looks loads better

yeah the valkyrie thing was a weird take

And then some orcs come and rape then all?

Muslim Valkyrie top kek

pfff

I know right nic

The explanation was something akin to the swords of the holy cross from The Dresden Files

odin saw Samirah, a daughter of loki (long story) as a potenial valkyrie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmEXJPTDNtU

The pinnacle of human evolution

she was like "But... Allah's the only god?" And Odin's like "Look, nobody in our pantheon is even certain the abramic god is a thing. I'm offering you a noble job to help people, want in?"

and she shrugs and says okay

That's woke as fuck lmao

but ultimately wants to retire from being a valkyrie at some point

yea I know

the percy jackson books, the original ones, do the same thing

when percy meets Diyonisus.
"you're saying God's real?"
"Don't get metaphysical, Peter."
"Percy."
"Whatever."

the author wants to stay as far as he can from bringing modern popular religions in, if possible

so the most you get is people who believe in the abramic gods, but such a being is by nature so fucking abstract that he can get away with ther ebeing no confirmation

Makes sense

http://rickriordan.com/content/uploads/2016/04/samirahmoredetail-299x416.jpg here's some of the official art of Samirah

the hijab doubles as a fucking invisibility cloak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYaKGhIAoUE

Nazi furries exist

And they need rights

I wish they all doubled as invisibility cloaks

#NaziFurriesMatter

But yeah liket

the original 5 percy books are by far the best though

part of the reason you see diverse characters in more of his later series is because at some point someone looked to him and said something akin to

you realize that the only black character with a name in your original series gets blown up right

and everyone else is white or ginger

and the author was like "....Huh. You're right."

so his later series as (mostly natural and decently written) diversity of background

>ginger is a race
<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

could be

but you get my point

series 2, while not written as well for reasons that have nothing to do with the chacters, had some diversity

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/olympians/images/a/a4/Heroes_of_olympus.png/revision/latest?cb=20131228145353

the only ones here that were in series one were percy (sword, middle) annabeth (laptop) and the two on the far right

I FUCKING HATE FURRIES

but were not talking about furries

link upward. Idc about Peter Jackson and his fantasy elf fetish

@HungBunny

I think my favourite additional character is Frank Zhang.

Chinese canadian who's told after his mom dies that OH BY THE WAY YEAH YOUR DAD'S A GOD GO FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE TO TRAIN BYE

but he's a chubby fuck who's got like, zero real ability beyond archery

he gets more competent

but his inner narrative is funny shit

Nice

I like the idea of a chubby fuck who's half god

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/olympians/images/1/11/Frank_Zhang.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170220201022

he gets some muscle as the series goes on

"I have perfect genes but I'm still a fat pile of shit"

basically ye

he becomes more wrestler build than bodybuilder, i'd say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cKolXwp7IQ

I do like Percy the msot though, we had more time with him

Bad mouse is back kids

and actually, something quite hilarious

Pls kill me

in the third series, our protagonist tries to go to Percy for help

Bad mouse is a faggot

and Percy basically says "I spent from ages 12 to 16 in a war."

"I then spent 16 to 17 in another war."

"i nearly died a fuckton of times, and (spoilers but it was intense)"

"Please, kindly, fuck off with your prophecy bullshit"

What a Chad

He lends a hand in the finale of the book

but only because it's the weekend and he's not in class

Absolute Chad

becuase after 10 books of bullshit he has a chance to *actually* get gud

learn shit without being in constant danger and stuff

so he wants the plot to kindly leave him the fuck alone

<:chad:431600553806790667>

https://www.c2cjournal.ca/2018/08/welcome-back-from-jihad/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLmlIQiy6q8

if you hate furries why're you posting so many

sounds like something a furry would do

🤔

They gib me bonr

it be like that sometimes

Idk about you guys, but Another Kingdom has turned out to be really fucking good

?

I don't know face Id, but Google photos can distinguish individual pets

@King Canuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NBZgF8oDfw&t=1s

@King Canuck For now, its a podcast, but when the podcast is over its a fully released novel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QstOY5aDfQE

Pewds is in on the NPC meme

Woke

What

It was poppy Harlow

Inb4 Pewdiepie comes out as a Jewish ancap

I think pewds is actually woke on the IDW community

He's hinted it a few times

Yup

But I doubt he'd ever be upfront if he wants to keep his popularity

Yeah I agree

Let's get a Felix vs Shapiro debate. Ebic

Maybe someday I'd like to see him appear on one of these IDW talk shows

let's get felix in on Dubin Deport

Woke

His sub Reddit it's full of anti feminist, anti pc memes

And they get to the front page

He gets it

But hopefully he's never going to review them

he is also a fan of Korwin-Mickke

And ripped into Morgan one time

@King Canuck Dave Rubin interviews Rave Dubin

I

ag

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wit dat

So, it's probably the wrong place, but what is the latest drama with Sargon and Vee?

Jim is a faggot

that's about it

I don't feel like watching 200 hours of random retards lives

sorry, colossal faggot

I've seen Vee s livestream, and the comments on the thinkery

There is a bunch or retards saying Sargon likes trannies and that vee is liyng

Not one of them says what the fuck they supposedly have done

Why is Logan Paul's new series about the NWO?

This is some glenn beck type shit

the colossal faggot doesn't like the silly idea of "the collective internet" somehow getting Trump to tweet about Gamergate

why does he care? Innate faggotry.

There is nothing else to it, I'm afraid.

I'm better than you! I like rolling in shit

Debate this, you are faggots

"he's speaking the language of the gods

So Jim can't be doxxed cus he doesn't have a real life?

Someone more familiar with these fuckers, are we going to get another month where Sargon makes only videos about drama?

I honestly would rather one video a week but it's on the same level as starship troopers, than 20 videos a day about some internet fucker I don't even know

no

Only Serious Business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBnRO7qmfUU

Hillary's mentor ^^^^

I dislike the term AI being used so often seemingly interchangeably with AGI for clickbait purposes.

🤷🏿

AI <:NPC:500042735617703967>

@Ondsinet Metokur should be having a stream today about Sargon

I guess that one should either end it or turn it into a biggest shitshow of the year

and the latest drama is Metokur claiming Sargon was behind his dox I think

so today should be fun stream

all Im getting out of the sargon vs Metokur drama now is Metokur going Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'll see what happens on today's stream

if Metokur has some proof

it should be *J U I C Y*

if he did have proof Im sure he had played it by now in some gotcha moment

nah he said he will release it on todays stream

his streams are fun anyway so this is like a bonus

he says a lot of shit so until he shows it I'm going to be sceptical as fuck

I unsubbed from metokur, ralph and warski yesterday... all they are is drama recently and I just cba with drama anymore

metokurs main videos are good

ralph and warski are just drama tho

when was the last time he did a normal vid tho?

2 weeks ago

exactly

he makes like 2-3 videos per month

although it will be just drama for next 1-2 months

not really enough to keep me engaged through all the drama streams

he said he will be making videos on skeptics

I have my soap opera in form of Sargon vs Metokur

it's honestly better than furries raping puppies

so whatever

Politics aside, that's pretty cool

Anakin _was_ a whiny bitch <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

but like Jedis, gender identity theory is fantasy

But the picture is true tho

**Virsi#1784** was cleansed from the server.

apparently gotta look after turtwife's siblings next weekend

her mom was like "as long as [brother] can play Fortnite at yours he'll be happy"

'sorry he won't be able to play Fortnite here'

getrekt

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

the first time having garbo internet has been a good thing lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l46yRRHQUIE

drama drama drama

Went out of the house for the first time today since I was hit by a car

On Friday

Wait how'd you get hit by a car?

How are you doing?

What he doesnt tell you is it was a hot wheels car <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Kidding, hope your good man.

Yeah I’m doing all right I’m in a leg brace and crutches

imagine there is some anxiety related to going back outside, after something like that

<:pepe_smile:378719407977005068> hello goys

Just waiting to here if I need to get an MRI or CAT scan

Not really,

My father and I are both pretty like that just meh it happens

I mean I was hit by the car and colleague was passing and was scared shitless but I just meh it’s alright

that's good at least

>gets hit by a car
>coworker notices
>runs up and asks if I'm okay
>mfw