@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 drum kit and a car track thing

Yeah, especially if you publish some free open source thing, that becomes popular

Car track thing

Let's be honest

WEEW

Flake just loves being in the spotlight

But at least it's worked out in this occassion

can't believe TurtWife allowed a drum Kit

🤷 🎵 🥁 👶

Id use this opportunity to throw Dem senators under the bus who tried to sway my vote

Once kav is in, the dems will have an enemy for life in the seat becasue of this .. they royally fucked themselves

MOVE IT DEMS YOURE BLOCKING THE BUS

fuckin muh FBI investigation

Ah, but you see, FBI can somehow ask the same people the same questions and get different answers. They also have a magical time machine that allows them to collate a shred of evidence about this

muh pretending to not understand policy

I still believe i heared veryone saying the FBI was the first to read the letter after Feinstein gave it to them, they said case closed ....

So investigation? > happened, done busto

we do NOT negotiate with terrorists

BRING IN AMY <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

Well we do actually 😛 we give them loads of cash to release hostages

fib have look in to the allegations several times, he have been had a full background check 5 times. ¨

but they *closed* it, so the investigation never happened

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

They also specifically looked into the allegation, and determined it should probably have been investigated by local police back in the 80's and the decided to close the case and forward the allegation to the whitehouse where they added it to Kavanaughs file

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sa-JkHhy-U

what they want is a other Muller circus

Flake confirms things that have been closed never happened

once i turn my computer off, it never existed

ADJOURN

haha

what?

*"what?"*

<:what:382980756139409409>

2 HOUR RULE

i think that was the goblin

If a tree falls in the foirest did Kavanaugh stole a cookie?

"let's vote yes and then delay it a week anyway"

this whole room be like *what the fuck*

GOOD THING WE HAD THIS NOMINATION COUNCIL EH BOIZ?

so did Flake just fuck us with the 2hr rule on purpose?

Votes yes and then says the entire fucking senate has to vote on it in a week anyway

talkin ass nigga

I said earlier, he's obsessed with himself

He's like Jim Acosta

https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/status/1045733786997133312

Republicans want the steat to go to a dem?

The fuck can the FBI manage in one fuckin' week

this is a disgrace to governmental expedience

You know the Dems gonna stretch this shit out

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 she demanded we get the drum kit, I was against it

BOOO SENATE

Timegating it to just over the threshhold to make it unable to pass before the elections

That'll be fun Turt

someones phone is vibrating next to the mic

How long do they have to confirm him?

Isn't it several months anyway?

I doubt they could delay that long.

i think if they run over the 2hr rule, Kav goes to jail right?

SCOTUS opens next week

low energy

finish your god damn jobs man

```SEP 28, 2018 2:05 PM EST | LEAH BARKOUKIS
Here's part of what Flake said this morning, when he was ready to vote for Kavanaugh.

"What I do know is that our system of justice affords a presumption of innocence to the accused, absent corroborating evidence. That is what binds us to the rule of law. While some may argue that a different standard should apply regarding the Senate’s advice and consent responsibilities, I believe that the constitution’s provisions of fairness and due process apply here as well," he continued. "I will vote to confirm Judge Kavanaugh.”```

what could they possibly have to do after this?

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1045671067270836224

Flake's sex tape is held by Feinstein, on it he is doing fellatio to a male pig.

oh sure, the news is what happens *outside* the courtroom, i forgot about that CNN

'sif the FBI can do anything in a fuckin' *week*

no thots

Flake gets a week to see who greases his palm the best

theyre just cathy newmanning him

so what youre saying is all women dont matter? <:lobster:442083482211188738>

Yes

That is excatly how my words translage from 'i want beer and pizza'

2003 "reeeeeeee Bush! FBI can't be trusted!!!" 2018 "FBI IS THE BEST USE IT FOR EVERYTHING"

foreign legion, lel

FBI Milk man 'getting your tendies'

*"we wish the FBI would give us more evidence"*
want them to just make some up?

this is so fucking stupid

'FBI to pennetrate Kavanaugh' - Blumenthal 2018

feels over reals at the highest level

FBI: "yeah so we didn't find shit" Dems: "REEEEEEEEEEE VOTE NAY ANYWAY"

they only want thuh FBI because it returns inconclusive

Another week closer to midterms too

even if they found incontrovertible evidence that these "victims" are lying and Kavanaugh has never done anything wrong, dems would still be shitting themselves trying to get him sent to the gulag

"The FBI does not reach conclusions" - Joe Biden, 1991

"We have reached this conclusion..." - James Comey, 2016

I can’t wait to see when this backfires on the dems

oh it will

it already does

https://twitter.com/BuckSexton/status/1045734945514278912

her testimony is ropey as hell

tweets like "I am one unfounded allegation away from buying a maga hat"

interesting take:

```Sandra Shiell​

Flake just tricked the dems to come into the room for the vote. The delay and fbi investigation won’t happen. That was low.```

Do they call Flake flakey?

https://electionbettingodds.com/

Stossel has Kavanaugh's confirmation at 80% last night =.=

Time stream doing interviews now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43mtifsoTQI

I hear so many people being shushed

why don't they hold a vote on whether or not to tell Ford to fuck off

I vote yes

~~interviews~~statements

i vote she a thot

just another thot trying to make out her thottery wasn't her own doing

"I regret my actions, I was raped"

someone needs to come forward like "I was at this party and it was me that touched your boob, but you were throwing yourself at me."

that would be 😗👌

a nice *yea we fucced*

*you kept saying you only had one beer*

oh man that would be *too good*

https://twitter.com/mamadidi32/status/1045739228590723072

i hope her social media posts somehow resurface

there must be some amount of collusion between all the accusers

if those emails leaked

i mean i feel they should be investigated by the fbi

The irony of all this? It's going to motivate an otherwise docile Republican base to get out and vote for these midterms

i feel the fbi shouldn't be involved at all

i just updated my registration

it's a 36 year old baseless accusation spuriously timed

no the democratic colluders should be

they like the fbi, so they should talk to them about how this happened

this bald guy is covering for flake <:sargoy:382978736053551104>

*a l l t h o s e d r u n k e n r a p e s*

Any ideas for meme war ammunition?

We need to circle up, and spitball some ideas here

just comb the shitposts weve made in <#372507611284766722>

if the whole thing is delayed there's little to meme about, it's what the dems wanted going in

i work in writing not production

fuckin' **DREAM TEAM** amirite guiz

no communist thots

imagine though

this is your democratic party platform

apparently

check cortez for wristbands

one of the other "victims" was alluding to rape parties

all four of them could be running for the nomination

but also said there was basically 1 every week of the school year for at least 3 years

totalling like 120 rape parties

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

🤔🤔🤔

how do they keep getting girls to keep coming to these parties <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

I sorta think people might have noticed

they must have bought a *lot* of dip

Or they really wanted his dick

they wanted to be Judge'd

<:oof:494878589406150657>

the word belief has lost all meaning to me after the past 2 days

```theredbanana 01​

never in the history of the United States has the FBI investigated a state crime, from 35 years ago, with no evidence or corroboration from other people.```

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progress tho

Watch this

no u

youre not supposed to use mixed-resolution assets

Meme Police

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> <:oof:494878589406150657> <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> <:oof:494878589406150657> <:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> <:oof:494878589406150657>

It breaks the immersion

mmmmmm calling someone a gang rapist with zero evidence SO PROGRESSIVE VERY BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS

We get it you vape

Why durch people got it good

https://twitter.com/TechQn/status/1045738042470817792

welp

gonna be a fun week

i love getting my kids euthanised

And to think Mitch could still nuke this anyway <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

they sleep so well after each treatment

http://michaelyon-online.com/women-in-infantry-dumbest-thing-ever.htm

```This is amazingly stupid. And not due to fraternization. That is trivial when bullets or are flying, people are dying, and brute strength is paramount.

Another thing that even the most physically courageous and fit women typically lack is sheer homicidal will to impose death upon enemies even if they must stab them in the throat or strangle them to death.

Infantry is brutal. Evil. The worst job in the world. Effective infantry troops are killers. Total killers. They need killer instinct that is nurtured. They need to wake up in the morning and pray for a mission to go kill enemies.

Tragedy will follow. Women can match men in courage. They will die bravely.```

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

<:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1045742123612557312

https://twitter.com/AndrewCFollett/status/1045745312013447168

https://twitter.com/beephlatPT/status/1045744805056110592

https://twitter.com/RiegerReport/status/1045453175912894464

guys

We've gone a day without having a major headline about Trump

holy shit

That **IS** the headline

In which case..

..perhaps we haven't

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Holy Shit you are right

I was sexually assaulted by Christine Blasey Ford in 1982

sure, lets send the women off to die while the MEN stay home and make the babies

I like how "Cocaine Mitch" has stuck

oh no, what happened to JDM?

@JDM_WAAAT what the fuck

NO BOWSETTE

yes

He put the crown on.

Wtf

no

JDM supports the trapnostate?

yes

it was a tricky trap all along

Oy vey

REVOLT AGAINST THE TRAP DICTATOR

🚁🚁🚁

I am hip, fellow teenagers

he'll say he was hacked once the embarrassment sets in

I support the notrapstate

This is very subversive of you, dare I say TREASONOUS

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

traps do deserve a safespace

Hawaii is too good for them

thats not hawaii

nigga thats in the deserts of turkmenistan

you must acknowledge these universal truths
1) women don't have penises
2) traps are gay

Have you checked lately? <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

``.agree``

add to <#372509090284568577> plz

we have enough unnecessary debates here already

what?

Keep Firing

Meme War 2 never ended

cant hit jack shit, need more crew XP

In the Meme War Carpet Bombing isn't banned

literal carpet bombs in worms 👌

carpet bombing = hacking fax machines to continuously print out dank memes

Meme Soldiers also target Civilian Populations, known as 'Normies'

By God, they're non combatants, man!! Think of the children

we do

that's what keeps us awake at night

Monster-fueled blitzkriegs

No, that's just you with lolis

SPACE FORCE NEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKmOMOxQPB4

I think we should study the ancient meme tactics of yore

you mean Sumeria?

The Art of Meme

by Genghis Khan

8/10

would read again

well boys ima fuck off n mow me lawn down

noice

get some kids

or Guinea Pigs

im just going to run with the basic plan

or a Goat

I like to be creative

this is home lawncare not some strange fever dream

riding mowers

which i dont have

get me to supplies and ill program the mower to do the lawn by itself

They have those

super cute

Go-kart parts and a regular mower, some windshield wiper motors, and an Arduino or two, and you can get that bitch to mow itself