nice timing kaden, you just caught the end

@Deleted User I cook 99% of meals

my sides

turt is a housewife

@turtwig if you like cooking that’s pretty cool. My dad cooks too

jk most men can cook better than most women tbh

its coz we all have to work at making tacos for thots for a living

<:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

I mean, women cook more than men.

lets see some numbers

quality over quantity

not many restaurants with female chefs

ive cooked several women's lifetimes worth of food

Yeh, I checked out “best chefs” and only dicks pop up

the industry is where the most food is cooked not the home

I’m talking home though.

and microwaving chickm nugums for autistic kids doesnt count either

No one has 5 Star dishes every night

oof

what about all the single dudes out there though <:thronk:441701565607444482>

more single than in a marriage

ive never lived with a woman who was competent in the kitchen

so wheres this mostly woemn cook in the home from

Most single people in general cop for themselves

i cook a lot but its hard to cook something nice for yourself every day

so is the hearing over, or is there gonna be more?

no, thots eat taco bell

Fuck you.

its over brah

lol I like cooking because it means I get time to myself at home <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

you mad cause thots eat taco bell

Taco what?

we dont have those in UK

I’m mad cause you call bitches thots

TACO BELL THOT

haha

taco bell, keeps you ***r e g u l a r***

i thought women were mad cause i called thots bitches

i switch it up and now u mad again

women: very fickle; no internal consistency

Clean your guts out, real good. Like Draino

I was kidding.

Men: doesn’t know a joke from being actually serious

<:sad:382980750347206666>

It's all jokes

sure, youre joking but im not, im sperging, rite?

you really think youll get one over me?

I grew up in the Banter

@M4Gunner is the type of white person that crosses the street when he sees a black person

i was put on this earth to talk shit

LOL

nah i fuck with niggas

^

Do you have any black friends that you use that word around

yee

yes

cause they all like

MY NIGGA

you dont consider me a fren kade?

I’m suspicious of you

kek

of me?

wot

oh shit did i assault kaden

Maybe it’s just how I feel about most people at first

maybe

i find your loyalty questionable

Particularly wypipo

so we're even

**I’m loyal as fuck**

So it's you not him

loyal as fuck? that's questionable considering how fast you go through those soyboys

haha

<:oof:494878589406150657>

I was only with one guy though.

We spoke last night, he said he didn’t want anything serious

Like long term

dont talk to bunk niggas

But he sent me dick pics I don’t know what he wants from me

no he just wanted to roleplay

in kinda a weird way

you fuccin up already you gon go bacc huh

No!

lol "I don't know what he wants from me"

ok because dont

But he sends me good ass music and shit

ugh

thats gay

Music for Blowies

he tryna hitt that leftovers tip

If he wasn’t in love with me, he’d stop talking to me

holy shit

hahaha

<:what:382980756139409409>

you are completely delusional

silly girl

rekt

Okay, so why does he get “salty” when I talk to other guys?

Is this a Poe?

cause he an insecure fucc niqqa

Because you're hooking up with a child

he wanna leave his trash layin around to come bacc n fucc

He wants a reliable chick to fuck, with no responsibility

He’s 20

you gotta distance yourself from the situation and look at it objectively

oh he's 20

Yeah, a child

WELL FUCK ME

what youre doing now is rationalizing with yourself towards the preferred outcome

I guess it's that time of day where everyone talks about Kadens relationships, i'll be back later

lol

the sad part is she didnt even bring him up first

I'm a dude with the 17yo God Daughter that I raised from birth

well we cant talk about MY relationships

I got some battle armour

This is why bitches shouldn’t be able to vote

haha

I can't agree

i mean in theory i dont agree, but in practice yeah women should never make choices

wait are we giving Real Advice

Turt has your wife left the house standing today?

Are you insured?

house still intact 👌

Man: Where do you want to go out and eat?
Woman: oh I don’t know

oh ffs

my God Daughter is 17 and she's not super polictal but she has HIGH IQ

and insured

CLASSIC women

god what is it about women that makes them incapable of making decisions

She will vote her conscience

Thot logic

"Take a man, and then take away reason and accountability"

^^^^

fuckin lol she just sent me this

she's a keeper

I see that @Deleted User is triggered by facts and logic

Calling women thots is factual?

Didn’t know.

THOT

💙

It's more decribing the women

gay penguins

It's a feeling

the gays are ruining everything

chemicals

in the water

turning

they're turning the penguins gay

^

<:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

🌊 🛢 🐸 <:gay:382982146249326612> <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

⏲ 🐑

THE PENGUINS ARE GAY AND KADEN IS A THOT <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

even my extremely left friend calls Alex Jones his "shouty daddy"

haha

'his'

*"Give me your male vitality daddy"*

Xir Daddy

accurate

noice

fem identifies as male and I don't give a shit about things enough to care

DATA BATTLES DOT COM

points for accuracy 💯

wait you have it backwards

LOGIC FIGHT LIVE

We are very accuracate in the Meme Army

i just, if we stop calling things what they are, my brain hurts trying to parse it

Oxford Dictionary

We need that cloud-to-butt thing for progressive language

^

the what

Hold the Dictionary like it's a Bible

I'm no prescriptivist

You've read your book

Cloud to butt was an extension for chrome and Firefox that changed the word cloud to butt, in tech articles

I have, read my book

okay so everything says "in the butt"

Yup!

medium to top kek

It stores your data *in the butt*

oh jesus fucking christ

thx for the laugh im very depressed now

We are a nation of False Accuser Apologists

yeah what is this horse shit

HALF MAST

So what was the result of the hearing?

Justice is now blind, deaf, dumb, and drugged

Wow i dont even know

it seems like they ended with a thank you card

i guess they offered her a lot of specific investigatory processes and confirmed she'd like to move forward into them

so basically the Dems got their delay on track, for now

Justice is Blind and I got another crazy hair lady for you

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44686989

she's cute

She my pick

Trump went to Kav

mother of seven

goddamn

Based

she's seen some shit

lol was this the long con?

Any fewer than four and the woman is a waste of skin tbh

she should be at home with her 7 children <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

>women
>In politics

Kelly Anne Conway should be at home with her two kids

She should be lying on her back making more

but she wasn't

why is all the rum gone

https://media.giphy.com/media/OP7yFS4vV88ms/giphy.gif

cus TurtKId got into your supply

Misogynistic much? @Arminius

get some help Turt

By endorsing the activity that perpetuates all life on earth? Yeah sure suppose so.

If that’s your argument then men shouldn’t be involved in politics either.

You clearly don't understand my position at all

We can fuck much faster than you can make a baby so we have extra time

He kinda gets it

anyone know what time Kavanaugh is testifying?

if youre looking for a nonmysogynistic man, have fun dating a cuck

^

@Deleted User you mean when is his sentencing? <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

right

ive no idea

how about after his replacement takes office?

no need to rush it, might stress poor Ford out

she's a hero ya know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwbyRk1jkv8

I don't think Kavanuagh is going to be confirmed

WE'RE BACK

the narrative is unbreakable

Has there been any actual evidence yet?

Besides allegations?

No

no

<a:wormgas:484366562992586793>

Facts dont matter though

Apparently

Every potential witness besides the Husband cannot remember it either.

I think Kavanaugh is going to either withdraw or Coney Barrett will be appointed

which would be fine

heroic nothingburgers have been bravely presented

We are in session hold on to your butts

will you niggers stop spamming this

in b4 evisceration

I prefer barret anyway

same

Kav can remember when he wrote his statement

stop gaylord @Caracalla