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2018-03-23 17:19:54 UTC

why didn't they pepperspray him on the foot?

2018-03-23 17:20:15 UTC

why didn't they pepperspray him on his taser?

2018-03-23 17:20:17 UTC

I've also a solution for school shootings

2018-03-23 17:20:18 UTC

No, sounds like a conspiracy theory

2018-03-23 17:20:33 UTC

Teachers having guns is a real bad idea, rascals will get access to those guns.

2018-03-23 17:20:36 UTC

water sprinklers that spray pepper spray?

2018-03-23 17:20:42 UTC

So the solution is simple: Net Gun

2018-03-23 17:20:46 UTC

A net gun will stop a motherfucker.

2018-03-23 17:20:55 UTC

lol

2018-03-23 17:20:59 UTC

I can already imagine someone managing to get killed just from using that anyway

2018-03-23 17:21:02 UTC

real life fludd with pepper spray ?

2018-03-23 17:21:03 UTC

A net gun in the hands of rascal teenagers won't end as badly as a real gun.

2018-03-23 17:21:13 UTC

we need to slime school shooters

2018-03-23 17:21:24 UTC

Did they say I don't know?

2018-03-23 17:22:12 UTC

I like these kinds of things for schools https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGpaZieHwk

2018-03-23 17:23:49 UTC

thats weird it didn't link as a normal video

2018-03-23 17:25:32 UTC

seems fair

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426793634374090770/2018-03-23_10_22_22-Greenshot.png

2018-03-23 17:26:09 UTC

real life fludd shooting bullets

2018-03-23 17:35:26 UTC

Why do some people always think gas showers are the final solution to all problems?

2018-03-23 17:37:43 UTC

I think the beat Final Solution is one where you bath in bleach and then shower in ammonia.

2018-03-23 17:43:44 UTC

>solution
>chemistry jokes

2018-03-23 17:44:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426798493659824128/image.jpg

2018-03-23 17:45:09 UTC

I think my calc teacher is sending subliminal messages

2018-03-23 17:53:51 UTC

lol

2018-03-23 18:06:53 UTC

I made myself really sick last night

2018-03-23 18:07:24 UTC

I warned you

2018-03-23 18:07:28 UTC

to go easy

2018-03-23 18:07:29 UTC

lol

2018-03-23 18:08:46 UTC

@radeon stop being such a cia nigger

2018-03-23 18:09:11 UTC

An entire bottle of wine was probably excessive

2018-03-23 18:09:17 UTC

yes

2018-03-23 18:09:20 UTC

especially in that amount of time

2018-03-23 18:09:21 UTC

holy shit dude

2018-03-23 18:09:30 UTC

I also had 2 glasses before opening the bottle

2018-03-23 18:09:51 UTC

lol I got up to get a soda and I couldn't walk

2018-03-23 18:09:57 UTC

lol what a lightwieght

2018-03-23 18:10:13 UTC

@franti his first time being drunk

2018-03-23 18:10:46 UTC

An entire bottle of wine is just right

2018-03-23 18:11:00 UTC

2 glasses + an entire bottle in under an hour though?

2018-03-23 18:11:03 UTC

I need 8 shots of this to get drunk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426805089760444426/Screenshot_81.png

2018-03-23 18:11:10 UTC

in 30 mins

2018-03-23 18:12:01 UTC

```2 glasses + an entire bottle in under an hour though?```I could drink a bottle in around an hour, but probably not two glasses on top of that...

2018-03-23 18:12:05 UTC

I think the fact you are consuming less liquid then the wine helps with not feeling sick @franti

2018-03-23 18:12:10 UTC

At least in my experience

2018-03-23 18:12:42 UTC

not gonna lie @franti that shit sounds amazing

2018-03-23 18:12:53 UTC

it is

2018-03-23 18:13:17 UTC

@Chloรฉ Adsolution What kind of wine do you like

2018-03-23 18:14:27 UTC

How about this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426805947931951105/Screenshot_296.png

2018-03-23 18:14:56 UTC

I don't know my brands very well

2018-03-23 18:15:08 UTC

I like a good rosรฉ

2018-03-23 18:15:15 UTC

Sure

2018-03-23 18:15:25 UTC

Not brands but types of wine @Chloรฉ Adsolution

2018-03-23 18:15:55 UTC

Iโ€™m interested in trying that new blue wine that is completely natural

2018-03-23 18:15:55 UTC

I like red and white, though I usually end up getting red

2018-03-23 18:16:03 UTC

What types of red and white though lol

2018-03-23 18:16:12 UTC

I dunno lole

2018-03-23 18:17:01 UTC

I pretty much only drink when I go to the karaoke bar with friends every Friday, and I just order the house wine which I like.

2018-03-23 18:17:26 UTC

I tend to greatly dislike red, white I like, although when it comes to wine I tend to prefer the sparkling varieties like champaign and prosecco.

2018-03-23 18:17:26 UTC

A little litterature about the wine region I live nearby

2018-03-23 18:17:31 UTC

@Chloรฉ Adsolution

For example;

White wine I like-
Pinot Gris
Pinot Grigio
Moscato

Red wine I like-
Malbec
Pinot Noir

They aren't brands, just types of wines.

2018-03-23 18:17:37 UTC

They make good wines

2018-03-23 18:17:51 UTC

I know I like Pinot Grigio and Pinot Noir

2018-03-23 18:20:17 UTC

The types are based on what is used to make it, when it was harvested, the taste of it, other things that are added (like some red wines have herbs added), etc.

2018-03-23 18:20:42 UTC

Over all I prefer sweet tasting wines, nothing earthy, herby or nutty

2018-03-23 18:21:12 UTC

Malbec is probably the best type of wine I've ever tasted

2018-03-23 18:21:12 UTC

Iโ€™m gonna make mead this summer, and Iโ€™m thinking of adding basil and mint to it.

2018-03-23 18:21:42 UTC

Might be alright

2018-03-23 18:21:57 UTC

I'll be making sushi this Summer

2018-03-23 18:22:09 UTC

what percentage of alcohol is it

2018-03-23 18:23:09 UTC

although my last attempt at making anything fermented didnโ€™t turn out to well.

2018-03-23 18:23:22 UTC

so weโ€™ll see how this goes

2018-03-23 18:23:29 UTC

@radeon you goddamn fuck up

2018-03-23 18:23:41 UTC

that liver of yours is going to stab you

2018-03-23 18:24:09 UTC

u wot m8

2018-03-23 18:24:25 UTC

you tryin putin a bottle of wine in an hour into me m8

2018-03-23 18:25:52 UTC

@Chloรฉ Adsolution are you asian or just a weeb

2018-03-23 18:27:40 UTC

@ฯบ14แ›Ÿ why not both?

2018-03-23 18:27:48 UTC

I heard in jail they get a water bottle, put a little water, bread, and fruit into the bottle and let it ferment and pour liquid into another bottle and drink it

2018-03-23 18:29:12 UTC

Isn't the definition of a weeb to be non-asian who is really into asian culture (and especially anime)?

2018-03-23 18:31:41 UTC

I thought weeb was specifcally for japanese culture

2018-03-23 18:31:52 UTC

especially anime

2018-03-23 18:32:35 UTC

@radeon ia trying to kill himself

2018-03-23 18:32:42 UTC

That's the only explanation

2018-03-23 18:33:07 UTC

No I just like being inebriated

2018-03-23 18:33:36 UTC

@meratrix
You should make hipster beer

2018-03-23 18:34:06 UTC

@radeon
As I said before, it won't kill the voices inside you

2018-03-23 18:35:11 UTC

You think Iโ€™m some type of faggot, hell no.

2018-03-23 18:35:27 UTC

You want an honest answer

2018-03-23 18:35:29 UTC

?

2018-03-23 18:35:37 UTC

yes

2018-03-23 18:35:39 UTC

lol

2018-03-23 18:35:58 UTC

``` are you asian or just a weeb```
she's asian

2018-03-23 18:36:41 UTC

You are fine dude

2018-03-23 18:36:42 UTC

Lol

2018-03-23 18:38:59 UTC

@Sueโœจ well that hasn't been answered yet

2018-03-23 18:39:59 UTC

Does it make a difference?

2018-03-23 18:40:24 UTC

i know chloe outside this chat

2018-03-23 18:40:59 UTC

l0l

2018-03-23 18:41:00 UTC

I don't, and tbh, I don't care.

I don't care how you look, or what you are, I care about how you treat me

2018-03-23 18:41:21 UTC

hear, hear

2018-03-23 18:41:41 UTC

Were you talking to me when you said does it make a difference? @Fulcrum010

2018-03-23 18:42:02 UTC

@ฯบ14แ›Ÿ
I'm not talking to you

2018-03-23 18:42:04 UTC

I am far from a weeb

2018-03-23 18:42:18 UTC

im very glad 3 hear, she gets a lot of shit for being asian in canada, family pressures her not to go interracial etc

2018-03-23 18:42:30 UTC

stop doxing

2018-03-23 18:42:41 UTC

This is not exactly doxing

2018-03-23 18:42:45 UTC

Just stupidity

2018-03-23 18:42:50 UTC

Sushi is a central part of everyone's lives here

2018-03-23 18:42:58 UTC

I don't like sushi

2018-03-23 18:43:00 UTC

more information then a small photo you were worried about on her phone

2018-03-23 18:43:04 UTC

Gas stations sushi

2018-03-23 18:43:05 UTC

Tried once, tasted like shit

2018-03-23 18:43:13 UTC

Have to buy from another place to be sure

2018-03-23 18:43:22 UTC

```Just stupidity```Oh hush, bumhole

2018-03-23 18:43:29 UTC
2018-03-23 18:44:08 UTC

You need tp for your bumhole?

2018-03-23 18:44:19 UTC

@Chloรฉ Adsolution Didn't you say you were tall though?

2018-03-23 18:44:33 UTC

@ฯบ14แ›Ÿ
I wasn't worried, I thought it was a bad idea, which is the same thing I think about him releasing her private Information

2018-03-23 18:44:38 UTC

bumhole = south korean slang for brother

2018-03-23 18:45:07 UTC

bah got banned from count dankulas server again too much work to stay there XD

2018-03-23 18:45:13 UTC

bumhole = your anal area

2018-03-23 18:45:15 UTC

Why?

2018-03-23 18:45:50 UTC

i said " count donkula, how can someone even make that mistake?"

2018-03-23 18:45:53 UTC

Asian in Vancouver, not a suprise at all

2018-03-23 18:46:06 UTC

then before i could share the link to the newspaper i was banned XD

2018-03-23 18:48:09 UTC

**@Kelley** was cleansed from the server.

2018-03-23 18:50:29 UTC

```@MTK
I wasn't worried, I thought it was a bad idea, which is the same thing I think about him releasing her private Information```Hm, maybe I'll roll with the Asian thing for now.

2018-03-23 18:50:46 UTC

sushi roll

2018-03-23 18:55:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426816237448986624/DY_jLgbUMAAtela.png

2018-03-23 18:55:46 UTC

Oi, bin that knife

2018-03-23 18:56:08 UTC

Where is your knife licence m8?

2018-03-23 18:56:12 UTC

don't you mean knoife

2018-03-23 18:56:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426816593880809484/1438701215051.png

2018-03-23 18:56:58 UTC

...

2018-03-23 18:57:42 UTC

dat intro

2018-03-23 18:57:57 UTC

Anything can turn into a weapon, even a tiny shirt

2018-03-23 18:58:06 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426816933028036638/Metropolitanweaponssweepspart1madethiscompusingmicrosoft_616c69_5865649.png

2018-03-23 18:58:16 UTC

This is one of the reasons gun control is so stupid

2018-03-23 18:58:28 UTC

in the background you can see anal written in reverse as half life logo

2018-03-23 18:58:35 UTC

a wheel

2018-03-23 18:58:46 UTC

```This is one of the reasons gun control is so stupid```!

2018-03-23 18:59:18 UTC

if you throw scissors really hard they decapitate 17 people in one swing...

2018-03-23 18:59:41 UTC

Lol

2018-03-23 18:59:50 UTC

A stolen car radio...

2018-03-23 18:59:59 UTC

they need to be lined up though, i hear they use wii sports resort 100 pin bowling for practice

2018-03-23 19:00:38 UTC

the fuck

2018-03-23 19:01:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426817828428185605/DYVr8PZVwAE8-aN.png

2018-03-23 19:02:00 UTC

lmao

2018-03-23 19:02:02 UTC

A scissor can be as deadly as a bayonet

2018-03-23 19:02:25 UTC

This is no laughing matter

2018-03-23 19:02:34 UTC

You know.... This is kinda NSFW...

2018-03-23 19:02:46 UTC

is it really though?

2018-03-23 19:03:17 UTC

i know i just said that...

2018-03-23 19:03:31 UTC

lol

2018-03-23 19:03:40 UTC

Well, you might be used to seeing dicks all day, but some people are not

2018-03-23 19:03:50 UTC

Says the brazilian

2018-03-23 19:03:52 UTC

...

2018-03-23 19:03:59 UTC

Plus, some browse discord on their jobs

2018-03-23 19:04:06 UTC

ok dude, hiding yo freak game

2018-03-23 19:04:15 UTC

it's not a dick

2018-03-23 19:04:18 UTC

lol

2018-03-23 19:04:22 UTC

.....

2018-03-23 19:04:27 UTC

If you visit this discord in public you're making a grave mistake

2018-03-23 19:04:32 UTC

```Plus, some browse discord on their jobs
```
I think you mean, "SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED"

2018-03-23 19:04:37 UTC

@Deleted User
The only dick that I see often is mine

2018-03-23 19:04:48 UTC

Just imagine having to explain the furred Reich to your boss

2018-03-23 19:04:52 UTC

@radeon
Nah, not this one, this one is quite tame tbh

2018-03-23 19:04:55 UTC

also I checked the rules and it's not against them to post anything anyone considers "NSFW" it says "nudity" is against the rules.

2018-03-23 19:04:57 UTC

soo you see a lot of dick then?

2018-03-23 19:05:12 UTC

god i wish

2018-03-23 19:05:55 UTC

@Deleted User
Nope, only mine

2018-03-23 19:06:05 UTC

multiple times a day

2018-03-23 19:06:08 UTC

still gay

2018-03-23 19:06:12 UTC

@radeon furred riech ?

2018-03-23 19:06:12 UTC

that's a lot of dick

2018-03-23 19:06:23 UTC

You head it here guys, send dick pics to @Sueโœจ

2018-03-23 19:06:24 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-03-23 19:06:30 UTC

lol

2018-03-23 19:06:36 UTC

please do

2018-03-23 19:06:45 UTC

I would say talking about political topics as far as it goes here sometimes is more NSFW then a picture of a dildo being just simply held, nothing suggestive with it, no nudity.

2018-03-23 19:07:38 UTC

@Deleted User
Next time I will close my eyes when I'm taking a shower, or going to piss

2018-03-23 19:07:39 UTC

great im putting nazi into FA to see what happens wish me luck

2018-03-23 19:07:51 UTC

FA?

2018-03-23 19:07:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426819409466753045/Serious_Business_1.png

2018-03-23 19:08:16 UTC

Hahahahahahahaha

2018-03-23 19:08:30 UTC

annnd intsant regret

2018-03-23 19:08:36 UTC

I'm laughing tbh

2018-03-23 19:08:46 UTC

As I said once, rename it, pleb free zone

2018-03-23 19:09:33 UTC

Hey to be fair I wasn't the one bringing up who fucks who, DKO was telling me which role in the band gets to do what and with who.

2018-03-23 19:10:40 UTC

red hot chilli peppers bass performed inside vagina

2018-03-23 19:11:15 UTC

Yeah actually through my life I've heard so many different girls talk about him

2018-03-23 19:11:32 UTC

flea

2018-03-23 19:12:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426820662204694557/a_proud_nazi_fur_by_colonelnoxious-d4ut9yw-1.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426820662816931840/image-25.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426820662816931841/25da48f63ecea4dd0a3754ef989a3358.jpg

2018-03-23 19:13:09 UTC

How did you post so many pictures so quickly together

2018-03-23 19:13:24 UTC

By selecting more than one image to upload

2018-03-23 19:13:36 UTC

Oh really? It only lets me select singularly

2018-03-23 19:13:50 UTC

Is that actually your flag?

2018-03-23 19:14:07 UTC

No

2018-03-23 19:14:23 UTC

I would never drink beer ew

2018-03-23 19:14:50 UTC

How old are you btw?

2018-03-23 19:16:23 UTC

Guys
Corbyn did an admirable thing
https://t.co/ENGGcxfQUi

2018-03-23 19:17:18 UTC

Fucking furries

2018-03-23 19:18:05 UTC

he looks like a post-surgery steve mnuchin

2018-03-23 19:21:06 UTC

@Fulcrum010 furries as in >.> you know. or furries as in

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426822718743248897/1518789425.silverone_tutterfie.jpg

2018-03-23 19:21:22 UTC

cause i like the second kind

2018-03-23 19:25:02 UTC

Wtf?

2018-03-23 19:25:05 UTC

Now, that's a surprise

2018-03-23 19:25:12 UTC

Specially because we have that by the dozens

2018-03-23 19:26:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/426824039601012736/Screenshot_297.png

2018-03-23 19:26:49 UTC

This explains

2018-03-23 19:26:54 UTC

Over the past seven years, human semen imports from the U.S. to Brazil have surged as more rich single women and lesbian couples select donors whose online profiles suggest they will yield light-complexioned and preferably blue-eyed children," says the report.

2018-03-23 19:27:07 UTC

Wtf?

2018-03-23 19:27:12 UTC

That's lunacy

2018-03-23 19:27:40 UTC

What is lunacy

2018-03-23 19:27:52 UTC

Plus, this can be called incitement to violence, don't know if the first amendment covers it

2018-03-23 19:27:56 UTC

The comment

2018-03-23 19:28:29 UTC

Was it about SA?

2018-03-23 19:28:40 UTC

I assume

2018-03-23 19:28:56 UTC

yes

2018-03-23 19:29:23 UTC

@franti
Another reason is, sperm donation is not exactly mainstream here, at least it wasn't a few years ago, have to check how it is nowadays

2018-03-23 19:30:09 UTC

guys im freaking out

2018-03-23 19:30:25 UTC

when is the next sargon crusaders d&d episode coming out, it's been over two weeks

2018-03-23 19:32:28 UTC

lol @ your aryan sperms being used by lesbian latinos

2018-03-23 19:34:35 UTC

White does not mean Aryan

2018-03-23 19:34:39 UTC

But oks

2018-03-23 19:34:50 UTC

its just banter

2018-03-23 19:35:03 UTC

Meh, I take everything with a grain for salt

2018-03-23 19:35:08 UTC

Specially from people I don't know

2018-03-23 19:36:27 UTC

it was ind33d banter

2018-03-23 19:37:18 UTC

Brazilians are wokening to the white race pledge!

2018-03-23 19:38:13 UTC

How can they tell the sperm is from a blue-eyed blonde american?

2018-03-23 19:38:19 UTC

hwuite race

2018-03-23 19:38:28 UTC

Does the donor deliver the sperm himself?

2018-03-23 19:38:40 UTC

@franti You know the email reply you posted the other day from the conservative party replying to someones concerns about free speech? Do you have the source for that post?

2018-03-23 19:38:56 UTC

i w0nder how those kids would look, it sounds like a very pretty mix on paper

2018-03-23 19:39:04 UTC
2018-03-23 19:39:12 UTC

Can u pls share link

2018-03-23 19:39:18 UTC

not link

2018-03-23 19:39:23 UTC

But I know the guy

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