it was windy outside.

some commie stole it

lynch the commie

it was my private property

it was seized.

Did you protect your private property?

*If you didn't, was it ever really yours?*

<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

Hey, I have million dollar idea, you guys know that there exist work simulators? How about a demostration simulator?

https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1017908806880198659

On a scale of 1 to Space Force enlistee, how stoned are you?

my dude I'm orbiting Jupiiter

One doesn't need to be stoned to want to be with space force

https://youtu.be/w3CK1mwGUss

Space force does space things

Thus people want to join

*Enlistee*

You can't be enlisted, if it doesn't exist yet.

*space*

Muskism demands we die on Mars

I was asking @Trebjonn specifically. He seemed to have smoked himself retarded.

I am ready. Mars isn't ready for me

Ready for freddy

@Fitzydog Just think about it. All those larpers that dont bother to go out?

@Trebjonn You mean a *simulation simulator?*

Tbh the internet connection from mars would be literal cancer

@M4Gunner Like euro truck, but multiplayer

@Trebjonn Truck of peace!

trebjonn what is 'outside'?

oUtSIdE

Outside is this small area where there's no roof between me and the card store

Or uni

lol

👀
👄

@Achlys Ive never been there so I dunno 😦

lol

Hi achlys

hi ros

Hows my favorite leaf doing?

For that thou art leaf

still smelling sweet like vanilla

but the weather is hot

Where are you?

like it is supposed to be

commiefornia now

Ah

Here in Iceland, the weather is always shit

i miss the mild summer of the north

lol iceland

always cold?

No

Just rain and wind and flying trampolines

I have found it kinda hot

lmao

trampolines?

But that has only been me

Oh yeah

common things in the backyard?

Sometimes, if they aren't secured enough, they will fly away in harsh winds

Mostly happens during fall

hot in the northern latitudes is like hot in winter down here

lol poor tramps

I think that people have learned their lesson now, (I hope)

hope springs eternal

Haha

Nice pun

out of curiosity

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

does iceland have the 24 hr sunlight for summer?

Stupid leaf

Try googling

Yeah

**Could my neighbours stop fucking thank you**

The man sounds like a fucking camel

For about 1 - 2 month I think

Whay did she sound like?

Normal

The high pitched 'oh yes yes' type

Ah

*nice*

<:pepe_hang:460603218766987298>

While you talk to us spergs on discord, a camel is getting laid

Good time to rub one out

*masturbation goes against God's will*

God can go fuck himself then

<:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

Fucking kek

Camel is getting more game than 70% of this discord

Well she's a girl

Stepping up my game ended in having my crush fucked by an egyptian for 4 years so not sure if that's a good idea

@Baraban If he went and fucked himself, then he would be a non-existent walking contradiction.

Me Brain Bigg

God is omnipotent. Of course he can fuck himself.

Stepping up my game ends in chocolate babies <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

K E K

*kek backwards is kek*

*kek in kebab is cake*

Nothing like the npc lifestyle

~~~K~~
K~K~K
~~K~~

Oof

Didn't work

For some reason

Now that I think about it everyone I know is single apart from a lesbian couple and a metal fan who enjoys orgies with his collection of ex-girlfriends 🤔

Kek

15 harassment charges later

Kek

Egyptian property

Tfw your crush is stomach height and the egyptian guy is quite a ways taller than you <:GWfroggyMonkaCop:398570032990388244>

You should probably have a lawyer on retainer though

Not really <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

At least I don't think I am <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

<:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> <:think_woke:378717098681171988> No

She was like 3 years older than me

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I mean as in we no longer go to the same learning institutions

And me no pay attention to language

I am but mainly because there are no women in Informatics

For some reason thots like me a lot and I don't know why <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Female best friend says it's because they want to mother me

Ffs I'm not a shota

And thots usually have some palestinian taxi driver ready to haRAM their ass already

It's consensual for them though <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

Except Lena Dunham

Nobody wants her

The day Dunham gets raped

I'll grope an officer

Just stick your peen in de vag

*how to sex*

But what if I don't want to eat ass <:think_woke:378717098681171988>

Makes sense

I'm gonna switch from uni to uni of applied sciences so maybe there's more women less feminists there <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

The universities capitulated to the likes of Antifa like 15 years ago

For unis of applied sciences it's literally march this year

^^

I only have liberal strongholds as options

Find a based Catholic university

Either I go to the city that had a massive 100 years red revolution concert or the city that took down its own flag with hundreds of years of history attached to it to fly pride flags instead

I'm currently going for the latter

Kek

Germany has no liberal spirit

what they do?

You could never have free gun ownership in Germany

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@Ruggwain Not Bavaria or the rural areas?

Not even there

Although Bavaria has something of a strong argument for it

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

Bavaria does have a culture of not necessarily liberty but conservative pride and protectiveness

Lower Saxony was a mistake

Oh fun!

The age of consent should not be 14 years of age <:GWnanamiWhenLifeGetsAtYou:398860996535386126>

*Trump="Far-Right"*

<:GWnonexNicoB:402867187305545729> <:bleach:382980734035689473>

<:pepe_hang:460603218766987298>

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

Fuck it, why not replace every word with*Far-Right*

Fuck it, why not replace every word with
*Far-Right*

**CV#4042** was cleansed from the server.

lol

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

it's time for the furvelution.

Why is @Ruggwain hella gay?

@EmEm sup wow slut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U76Nde6rMTw

@Deleted User

if she breaths she's a thot

A L L W O M E N A R E Q U E E N S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVp_M5wybc0

I kinda like women, I was married to one

Dddddddddddonalddonaldddddddddddddddddddddonalddonald

Free makeup for all babies

lol

Donald Duck

Little known fact

Donald Duck is called Donald Duck in German

https://youtu.be/OVair_MBwbM
>Flaunts body on stream
>Tells “perverts” to get off live chat.

lol

anything u do online can attract prevs

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

There is a market for recording yourself eating food and people watching

that video was kinda gay

lol

i want to record myself farting

NOT that good gay

will i get views?

lol

the BAD GAY

Maybe'

I dunno¨

Remember to add the tag ASMR in your video

^

#writewoteveryoulikecuspeoplearetooodumb

hashtags weren't even invented by twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKfkzsgZQWQ

people are THAT dumb

an

anyone saw this yet?

Maybe democracy was a mistake?

Yeah, seems like a standard protest leftist crowd

Well Socrates said democracy was a mistake and he got killed for it. It’s so ironic it’s paradoxical.

lol did i just saw a poster with hillary on it?

@Ruggwain turks aren’t people

lol socrates was too edgy that is why he died

https://twitter.com/BrokeHrtLiberal/status/1017914957499777024?s=19

He was kinda annoying to everyone tho

Oh look, a greyfag self-promoting

It's so beautiful

Imagine my shock

The original edgelord. rip Socrates. https://goo.gl/images/7VnYGD

howling trannies

balding men

fatties

What would you do if you were going bald?

Is it progressive or traditional to tell a tranny woman (man to woman) to get back in the kitchen?

Shave it

what if you accidentaly scalp yourself when you shave?

I'll have to shave

OR

Nigga

get it put back in

i worked with a guy who had the worst toupee ever, he just threw it on crooked liked a hat

with the amount of head scars I have, I kinda need muh hair

why do you have so many head scars?

@Deleted User because of the kids

Downhill Mountin Biking plus I was attacked by a random dude with a branch about 5 month ago

Ban branches

i want to hear that story

No trees in parks

cant be sure if kids pick up sticks and rub it with other sticks and make fire

did he have a branch licence?

Ban squrriels

no

blood everywheere!

were you messing with him?

2 guys on 1

Good thing he had a stick

he's getting his arse kicked

I come around the corner randomly

what to do?

lol @Trebjonn

should I help?

you gotta use your head in situations like that

so I helped

what a hero

I tried

where did the branch come from?

off the ground, or did he rip it off a tree?