A few of my friends want a pc so I'm gonna let them battle to the death and the winner gets to buy the one I'm building

Indoctrinate your kid into loving computers

He will build you dirt cheap computers and never realize that you did it for personal reasons

It's a genius plan.

It'll work!

I used to play on console when I was younger

Me too.

My first computer was in 1987 1988? something like that.

It was an apple IIe

had this sick pinball game on it.

Fucking was awesome!

But it was mono colored.

first pc i played on was an old i386 with win95

Not bad.

Sounds like it was a little laggy though.

95 ran great on 486 computers

game called GODS was boss and was the first darks souls of that time

hmmm

sounds familiar.

If I became a gay drug dealer would I wear an earring in both ears or just one or the other

dunno even if it was a legit I386 (people modding machines where taking off fast)

Two in one
One in the other @radeon

looks cool

I don't wear any earrings rn lol

I used to make levels on doom 1 and mod it a bit too

It was a joke

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.SkLRQwXUzjb96uhxdJHqQgHaEo%26pid%3D15.1&f=1

If I were to commit a crime I would use prosthetics and make up to look like a completely different person

Make myself taller, probably a different race, and a woman, too. XD

It'd be fun

If i were to commit a crime it would be sexually deviant acts in the middle east

Then I'd steal a car and use it to commit the crime

Like handholding

legit

loved it to bits

I'm watching a vid of it now

one day its handholding, the next you're tony montana

XD

Im wondering how old @VexenX is now
His first compiter was a decade older than me

handholding is the gateay crime

I'd look into tony montana but I'm watching a game.

I'm 38.

It's pretty cool.

at first glance i thought it was castlevania

i was disappointed

lelelel

There are similarities

I might have to nab that one and emulate it.

Never played through it

hmm

Back to DoS

box

yep

looks better on the amiga

well, sounds better

not looks

Any one remember Prehitorik 2(i saw there was a remake/remaster) of it somewhere

Wow 38
Youre old enough to be my dad
Well done on dodging that bullet

I will only spawn when I find the proper candidate. XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A0VSz0msjE

old but still relevant

I'm thinking of screening for the healthiest and most intelligent and choosing the top 3

have 3 kids with each and pick my favorite 2.

X

It'll be a tad brutal, I know.

lol

<:high_iq:382980759012638731>

But survival of the fittest, eh?

Either that or grow clones and expose them all to very low levels of radiation during initial formation.

Then pick my favorites that way.

The others will be fodder in proxy wars.

XD

LoL

The future is now

Man, that game does look like fun

Prehistorik 2?

Gods

watching a long play on the amiga

the game also has a tendancy to dick you over with levers and trapdoors

lol

is that true for most old games?

KONAMI Game!! 😮

Hot

This was disappointed father simulator before disappointed father simulator

Only no kids

XD

no wonder it was a good game as well

Huh, just had an odd insight. Are not snowflakes and those of the internet quite similar. Each is beautiful clear thing but they all will fall down to ground and form a mass where only those on the surface glimmer, and even those only a while until spring comes and they warp to ugly sooty colors full of dirt and grime until they are no more.

Just something i thought to share with you.

I come from the dirt.

I know not of purity. XD

XD

wonder if i can say the same today about Konami

Konami still has great games

lol

konami is ok

Hi, I have returned from the evening nourishment ritual known as dinner

but do they still make good games today? i Thought they ruined Metal gear

welcome back ross

how was ur dinner?

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024> w0t

noice

lol

Very very spicy

They did when they got rid of kojima

hmmmmm i love spicy

<:sad:382980750347206666>

having spicy pho at the moment

This was *way too spicy*

lol

it can never be too spicy

🌶

spicy like spicy memes? maybe?

Well this time it was

No

lol

-Spicy-

Spicier

/spiciest/

Kojima was more of their american based game support. They still make some decent JRPGs. But nothing like Bandai or Square

I have discovered a new level of spice

Or even Sega for that matter

\spice\

Im trying to figure out italics

I just started Console Wars. Highly recommend that book

Its going badly

italiks are * on both sides

bold is 2 *

*thanks*

Excuse me, we are talking about very spicy, very important things here.

More important than Konami.

lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wzAOQlbhUp0

lol

Ah

This kind of spice?

@VexenX Prehistorik 2

the best combo

*bueno*

who likes very spicy curry?

Fuck it, I'm doing the move internet or no. Bring hell or high water!

I do

lol vex

Be back when I have internet or if my phone works in the sticks

did think konami was all in to pachinko this days an they did refuse to mension the last metal gear game in the year in review to it share holders

I'm out for now.

Cya

if ur all done packing everything else

Good luck

I am XD

Raman place in my town has awesome spicy chicken curry

cya

and have a safe drive

*im sorry for interupting please continue with your kool konami konversation*

Make sure to pick on the commies, and think of me when you do! 😄

its coming home yanky faggs!!!!

make sure to move ur internet service at the company phone line too

think of *us*

yes vex

I will...

XD

laters!

^^

B*y*e

Well then

Now that he is finally out of the chat.
We can at last talk about the really important things...

...***horses with lazers***

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

I have a horse

Sadly she has no lazers

So why do we have a roombot?

Yeah but hourly cleanings?
Surely theres not enough foot traffic for that

the backside of open borders 😛

XD

@M4Gunner they gonna get shot

that's a shame

damit

guess i must take a shot

lol

let them camp there

it is the summer

let them suffer in the heat

i look forth to news of them being transport to hospital because the snowflakes melted

did they not try and stop ice to brake up a child smugling ring. it kinda says all you need to know about them

Just change the name on the sign from ICE to ISIS and see what happens

lol

i was hoping they welcome them with open arms?

i mean that is what ppl are doing these days

Build a wall around Hillsburrito

well as long as they dont need to have them where they live after they are done playing revolusonarys all illigals is welcome I guess

**dr_nova#1881** was cleansed from the server.

lol

it shows that they're entitled pricks

it all fun and games until somone get a eye shot out. and that will happen "soon"

How much cognitive dissonance can the left endure? Will Trump Derangement Syndrome ever be cured?

Nope

Never

TDS is terminal

nope and they are willing to burn it all to the ground, what is left when it all burned down is what that is gona have to rebuild the left

There's no peaceful middle ground, is there?

not with the alt-left and they have the power in the left atm

if they cant have it no one can, it the mentality of a spoiled kid

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/8xy1rm/merkel_got_btfo_pay_up_fucker/

Their rhetoric suggests they're morally compelled to resort to violence at some point soon

They’re gonna get slaughtered

I wish people would get back to values, and be more willing to just respect other people for differing opinions

they have startet the violence part, it just that they are shit at it atm, but in the end you will have one fucker that crosses the like in shuch a way it they cant ignore it and then hell will be all out.

Tolerance used to be a virtue

Fucking commies man

Now its seen as being “part if the enemy”

People just need to be more willing to compromise

Especially the left

Ive seen more right wing friends be open to compromising on stuff

A few left friends, but not as many as righties

Also wot we taling bout?

Sorry to interject lol

most right wing atm was in the past centrist and beeing a centrist means comprises all the time

I was just venting a little cuz theres a discord im very integrated into, and im currently being ousted by a couple of the “progressive” swedes because im pro brexit

@Deleted User It's time to clean the floors.

I can see how easily people just condemn a while side

YouTube link, because fuck Reddit on mobile

https://youtu.be/jrnjje-Nvjs

Its very easy to get angry and marginalize

know that crap, and a lot of time they are the ones bringing it up

point out a media lie and sudenly you are the bad guy

Anti semetic

Lol

https://youtu.be/qG0qzeTXNGo?t=337

'i personally love capitalism'

Yeaaaa...rightttt....

I love it when I get all the money you idiots are giving me

which isn't capitalism, it's sponsorship

it's acting to be a mouthpiece

Which is why sargon doesnt accept sponsors

it isn't but I except your point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KapP65UNa2Q

all you need to know 😄

Ana is such a hypocritical cunt.

Didn't she get fired?

did she?

So I gave fortnite a try earlier

got my ass kicked, but found a friendly guy at level 40+ to help me get a feel before we got stomped by some dick with a sniper rifle

stop making things up you ding dong @😝JIK Bleach😜

Dunno if I'll actually get into it, per se, but I see why people like it

So she didn't get fired? oh dang

i saw something somewhere about that was prolly fake

i couldn't find anything about it

inspired by a tumblr post but I've realized somethign about hollywood diversity

they seem to thuink that "more movies with (nonwhite nonstraight) please" means "remake old properties but race/genderbend it"

Nerds hate having their nostalgia fucked with :|

yup

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