nice

cant shoot them their heads are way to hard

an uncle did that once and got small bits of lead in his leg for his effort

Yeah, we had to deal with a few raccoons that way

Oh, you gotta go for the back of the head, you can get the spine or up into the brain where the bone is thinner

Or the eye, if you prefer

People have a spot on the back of the head that can deflect 9mm sometimes in executions

hey you want to pin a badger that long to line the shot up perfectly be my guest

Yeah, pretty much

I'll settle for my 1cm x 1cm 9mm-proof skull place

Makes me feel nice and strong

sucks dont like killing stuff but ths guy was costing us about 1k a month in repairs

yeesh

Yeah, the raccoons we had to deal with broke a window to get into the attic, so they had to go

Them getting mad at us when we came home late was the last straw

it waslike he was activly trying to mess with us he was digging out posts out of the ground, he took out 6 in 1 night once

weird

Well, they do burrow a lot

Maybe they messed with his grand tunnel plan somehow?

when you got 20k-80k valued horses in a paddok you just cant afford that type of damage

oh no his home was like a good 70-80 meters away form the fence line he kept digging up

My friend tried killing a problem raccoon at a campsite we had, and that thing just would not die, felt pretty bad. he beat its head with the back of an axe, and we thought it was dead, but then it got up and climbed up a tree, fell out of the tree about 50 feet, and was still alive so he had to hit it again. It was pretty bad

Clearly he was planning to dig under your house to make it fall into the center of the earth

The fence posts were just in his way

@Deleted User Yeah, you really gotta do more than yoy think you'd need with them

yeah those things are tough i remember killing one with my brother he put 14 hollow point rounds into the thing and it bled to death in the tree it got into. we could hear it dripping but couldnot find it in the night.

eugh

Overkill is always the best bet

Lop off the head or remove 50% of it

we really didnt want to kill it, but it was sick or something, and kept trying to get into the shelter we constructed. better safe than sorry

Yeah, don't trust them

They can be persistent, but they usually know when to give up

the one he killed was getting into our BBQ

Also don't breath their shit fumes, they can have parasites

like into the bbq

I see no issue with that

Just turn it on

im sure they neibours would have no problem with us roasting it alive -.-

never heard of the shit fumes thing, good to know

oh yeah coons are dangerous af, almost every part can kill you

from rabies to the shit to there fur oil

It's some sort of airborne parasite that spends part of it's life cycle in the digestive track

Fur oil?

^

OIL

OIIILLLLLL

USA USA USA

rabies scares the shit out of me

Yeah, not a fan

I heard some squirrels out west of the Rockies have the plague

You know, the really bad one

like the actual plague, from olden times?

YUP

yeah the oil there skin secretes to keep them water ressitant is poisionus as say posionus as eating raw rhubarb

http://kdvr.com/2015/07/25/squirrel-in-golden-tests-positive-for-bubonic-plague/

apparently people still die of that, it's very low numbers though

meh like 98% of white people are allready immue

@flyingfoxel yeesh

and that's all that matters

Waaaaiiiit a second

Is this a solution for all our problems?

just took what hunderds of milllions of us to die XD

lol

Honestly

Just "A POX UPON THEE BROWN PEOPLE"

the plague is small hat compared to rabies

Well, nowdays

We can cure the plague

like, easily

did we just save western culture?

Rabies just straight up kills you

not so any more !

Like 3 people survived it

we have infact found a way to beat it

kinda

1 person

siiiiick

There's been others afaik

but it's not perfect

Probably did some permanent damage to his brain though

beat rabies?

her, if you're talking about the milwaukee thing

yeah

a few years back some girl got rabies and they cut the path to here brian

whaaaat

illfind the arcticle it's craaaaazy

She's not retarded or anything, just has a lot of motor function issues.

That's... ok I guess?

i only know of 1 person that beat it, and it was like a high school girl

fail

yeah that is the one i read about

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/california-girl-us-survive-rabies/story?id=13830407

three people survived in the US

About 10 total

Milwaukee protocol girl was the first about 20 years ago

hey were were bound to form an immunity to it eventulay

it's crazy your body does actualy fight back

it;s the actions your body takes trying to beat it is what causes all the problems

Yeah, still hard to survive a thing that melts your brain before it can develop an immunity

Eugh